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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
:nws: http://www.jest.com/video/174214/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey :nws:

Gilbert Gottfried reads erotic 'masterpiece' 50 Shades of Grey.

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3 Tablets Daily
Jun 7, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Yeet posted:

Here's a horror trailer take on Willy Wonka. Pretty awesome that they got Christopher Lloyd for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We5a2mA7IAU

This is so good.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
Gymkhana 5 is out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus

Dude can wheel a car :stare:

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Slickdrac posted:

Gymkhana 5 is out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus

Dude can wheel a car :stare:

Wow that was one of the coolest things I've seen!

That jump holy cow ...

I can't believe people can push cars to these limits. Absolutely stunning, thanks for the link!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Slickdrac posted:

Gymkhana 5 is out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus

Dude can wheel a car :stare:

I've been waiting for this one. I figured they took enough flak for number 4 being so overproduced that 5 would be more back-to-basics, and it did not disappoint.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Slickdrac posted:

Gymkhana 5 is out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus

Dude can wheel a car :stare:

Jesus Christ :stare:. This guy has a supernatural gift of driving to the limits!

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Katamari Democracy posted:

Jesus Christ :stare:. This guy has a supernatural gift of driving to the limits!

And beyond!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV0YvFhYzrE&t=53s

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate

Yeah in WRC you only have one take for the stunts.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

And beyond the cars limits while still holding his position

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jjZiv9gHOU

You can skip to almost halfway through

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Loeb :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEYL0zEd8Vc

StephanKetz
Feb 21, 2005

Slickdrac posted:

Gymkhana 5 is out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus

Dude can wheel a car :stare:

Wowsers!

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
If yer a rally fan and you've managed to go without hearing Stay Wut Her Johnny so far, you owe it to yourself. There is no better rallying song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-JokX06wDM

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Synonamess Botch posted:

If yer a rally fan and you've managed to go without hearing Stay Wut Her Johnny so far, you owe it to yourself. There is no better rallying song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-JokX06wDM

I would not recommend this and if you watch it turn down your speakers

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Meowbot posted:

I would not recommend this and if you watch it turn down your speakers

I thought it was hilarious, but yes it's loud. It makes NASCAR look dignified by comparison :v:

Crazy Goat
Dec 27, 2006

Synonamess Botch posted:

If yer a rally fan and you've managed to go without hearing Stay Wut Her Johnny so far, you owe it to yourself. There is no better rallying song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-JokX06wDM

Now I want to die.

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005

Since we're on the car crazies theme, here are a few I like:

Bloodmasters Bloodbath part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJSakvx3J2E

Barebones drift club goes out for a track day, one of my favorite videos.

VW Rollgolf testdrive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGfstsi2Ts

Dutch mechanic chops up a Golf and adds a rollcage to it.

.TakaM
Oct 30, 2007

UFOs putting on a show in Colorado.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueS7CgsopK4

Looks pretty legit, apparently a lot of people saw them and it was on the news 'n everything.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

.TakaM posted:

UFOs putting on a show in Colorado.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueS7CgsopK4

Looks pretty legit, apparently a lot of people saw them and it was on the news 'n everything.

Lights in the sky near a military base?




UFO!


Most likely it was aircraft of some sort flying towards the camera. So you have bright headlamps and what appears to be stationary.

.TakaM
Oct 30, 2007

UFO does not equal aliens, it really means nothing more than unidentified flying object- which is exactly what that video contains.
The thing I found most fascinating is how it kept changing formation

Kamoc
Oct 8, 2003

You cannot eat a purse.

.TakaM posted:

UFOs putting on a show in Colorado.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueS7CgsopK4

Looks pretty legit, apparently a lot of people saw them and it was on the news 'n everything.

Those look like military flares dropped from planes. They're showing up high in the sky, falling straight down, and fading out on their way.

Interestingly, it's not uncommon for UFOs to be identified as flares:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKveals-KEU

Arizona UFOs Identified as Military Flares

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
An alternate version of the Golden Girls intro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkAi-giu-g

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Steve Holt! posted:

An alternate version of the Golden Girls intro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkAi-giu-g



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Indolent Bastard fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Apr 18, 2013

Shop Suey
Jan 24, 2003
Need a stupid laugh? Here's Hungry Chicken
http://youtu.be/ai6RbzC-zFM

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Steve Holt! posted:

An alternate version of the Golden Girls intro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkAi-giu-g

This is amazing

XOIC of Radishes
Oct 1, 2009

I planted radishes in this special dirt and they came up all weird!
:science: :ughh:

Shop Suey posted:

Need a stupid laugh? Here's Hungry Chicken
http://youtu.be/ai6RbzC-zFM

Rocco from Mega64 uploaded a video of one of these toy chickens a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5D-wgfJrAY

Then, for whatever reason, someone ended up taking it to a whole new level, remixing that sound into video game tracks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOl2g7UhUDI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJFmRKjCq4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Hbr9ScJRI

XOIC of Radishes fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Jul 10, 2012

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shop Suey posted:

Need a stupid laugh? Here's Hungry Chicken
http://youtu.be/ai6RbzC-zFM

Ahh I love that chicken/turkey thing. Here's his classic Gym Battle Vs. Turkey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJFmRKjCq4

e:fb

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Ahh I love that chicken/turkey thing. Here's his classic Gym Battle Vs. Turkey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJFmRKjCq4

e:fb

And here's another screamin' chicken video. Stick around, it gets pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTUps1orkh8&t=56s

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Rap News 14: Waiting for the Godot Particle
http://youtu.be/c8xUd7Myeuk

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Slickdrac posted:

And beyond the cars limits while still holding his position

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jjZiv9gHOU

You can skip to almost halfway through
Wow, was nice to hear Toby Moody on commentary. Dude is doing alot these days, isn't he? BTCC this year as well as his usual Eurosport Moto GP.

Also, Block isn't that great a driver, he just has multiple takes when doing the stunts.

Sokoban
Feb 16, 2011

THUNDERDOME
LOSER
EMT make some cereal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0_uqcBZ6RU

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7xUdKE_nBo

Pete and Pete all growed up doing a fake interview in response to some angry message board comments that were made about their "An Evening with Pete & Pete" show at the Bowery Ballroom.

Shitty Treat
Feb 21, 2012

Stoopid?
Mclovin and some other guy making sexual advances at each other. Obviously :nws:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d5130ed0ce/you-re-so-hot-part-deux-with-dave-franco-chris-mintz-plasse?playlist=featured_videos

Stay till the end.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'
I googled "How to grill without a grill" to help a friend whose grill is broken.

This was the result:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

Then I saw the SA appended to the username, and instantly I knew.

So, to parthenocarpy, I have but this to say: Clean your toilet you dirty loving bastard.

Combo
Aug 19, 2003



Experto Crede posted:

I googled "How to grill without a grill" to help a friend whose grill is broken.

This was the result:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

Then I saw the SA appended to the username, and instantly I knew.

So, to parthenocarpy, I have but this to say: Clean your toilet you dirty loving bastard.

Not only has this already been posted, but parthenocarpy is just a dude slightly obsessed with the actual guy, Masaokis.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

Combo posted:

Not only has this already been posted, but parthenocarpy is just a dude slightly obsessed with the actual guy, Masaokis.

I was hoping it'd be somehting like that, because goddamn, that toilet, that kitchen :gonk:

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Masaokis is a god.

Similar to what went down in this classic video...

(linked in case you're the one person who hasn't seen it)

...I keep expecting Gordon Ramsay to just show up in a Masaokis video unannounced and help put out fires with salt shakers and toilet water and liquid wrench or whatever.

jvempire
May 10, 2009
Masaokis is hilarious, and I have to thank parthenocarpy for saving the videos. Otherwise when his account was closed, we would never be able to see that wonderful kitchen again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbQVryqIPAU

Awesome Andy
Feb 18, 2007

All the spoils of a wasted life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw7uhVtpI5I
Method man raps about candy.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

That's actually ill as gently caress.

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Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen
Which is the Masaokis video where at the end he collapses to the ground and retches?

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