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.DAT Azz
Jan 8, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
i sometimes microwave back bacon at like 3 in the morning and use my break to soak up to copious amount of grease that seep out of it

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

more wikisperging less foodsperging

List of longest novels posted:

See also

  • Word count
  • List of manga series by volume count

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


i had perogies with bacon and fried onion cooked with cajun seasoning tonight and it was very yummy

.DAT Azz
Jan 8, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Those are some really stubby fingers, they're like, micro fingers or some poo poo.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
the magdeburg water bridge


pretty neat from that angle, but that picture isn't free or w/e, so here's wikipedia's take

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






that second picture looks like it belongs to the article titled "depressing places where lifeless bodies wash up on shore"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

haljordan posted:

that second picture looks like it belongs to the article titled "depressing places where lifeless bodies wash up on shore"

please stop talking about your sex life, thanks in advance

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

please stop talking about your sex life, thanks in advance

nah thats the "murdered teenaged runaways" article

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

haljordan posted:

that second picture looks like it belongs to the article titled "depressing places where lifeless bodies wash up on shore"

well that is what it is irl

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

Wikipedia posted:

The roughly-triangulated origin of the Bloop is approximately 950 nautical miles (1,760 km) from the more precisely-described location of R'lyeh, a sunken extra-dimensional city written of by H. P. Lovecraft in his famous short story The Call of Cthulhu.[9][10]

CaptainMeatpants
Jun 1, 2010


these actually kind of own

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_(unidentified_sound)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_(unidentified_sound)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_Down_(unidentified_sound)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whistle_(unidentified_sound)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upsweep_(unidentified_sound)

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004



cool

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

it'd be cool to work for noaa. i don't know enough math tho :P

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Lutha Mahtin posted:

it'd be cool to work for noaa. i don't know enough math tho :P

idk, you could apply to be the guy who issues press releases about mermaids not being real

.DAT Azz
Jan 8, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
has anyone said 'its you, you're the most worthless thing on wikipedia' yet?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
holy poo poo hell yeah would i work for noaa

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/mermaids.html

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
noaa denies mermaids, cdc denies zombies, obama denies aliens

this administration is no fun at all

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

has anybody checked on werewolves?

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Of course the bloop owns but the fact that some neckbeard thought it was pertinent to list the proximity to fictional character Cthulhu is just silly.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


I work across the street from one of their satellite offices. I apply every couple of years but just half rear end it because I'm afraid of rejection.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
bloop always sounded like shifting ice to me

I mean have you eve stood on a big frozen lake? the sound it makes is creepy when the ice shifts

of course if experienced nautical dudes say it isn't shifting ice that's cool

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Chillbro Swaggins posted:

I work across the street from one of their satellite offices. I apply every couple of years but just half rear end it because I'm afraid of rejection.

oh that's a great strategy. so now instead of them going "yeah, this is the guy who just keeps on trying his hardest every year, he's got a passion for working here" it's "yeah this is that retard who sends us terrible half-rear end applications all the time"

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Jimbos_Angels.jpg

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

he must wanna punch whoever made that so hard

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Amethyst posted:

I mean have you eve stood on a big frozen lake? the sound it makes is creepy when the ice shifts

yeah um you're not supposed to be on the ice when its melting

i guess i'm just a square who follows the dnr's advice tho :shobon:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_in_Rugrats

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sniep posted:

he must wanna punch whoever made that so hard

lol you think he didn't make that himself

CaptainMeatpants
Jun 1, 2010

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haljordan posted:

that second picture looks like it belongs to the article titled "rejected half life 2 maps"

vanilla slimfast
Dec 6, 2006

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome




this stuff is really cool

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_surrogate

Patients frequently present these specific problems:
1. Trouble with intimacy
2. Lack of confidence
3. Communication problems
4. Dating anxiety
5. Sexual inhibitions
6. Erectile dysfunction
7. Premature ejaculation
8. Diseases that cause painful intercourse
9. Love-shyness

I'm a giant sperg I think I'll go get laid

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
i prefer to think of it as being goal oriented

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Sagebrush posted:

lol you think he didn't make that himself

i thought jimbo wales was like super against the wiki-tans and unofficial mascots and furries repping wikipedia and all that

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sniep posted:

i thought jimbo wales was like super against the wiki-tans and unofficial mascots and furries repping wikipedia and all that

didnt jimbo get locked out from modding his own website

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
he voluntarily gave up moderatorship so he could continue to employ an endless horde of neckbeards for no pay to curate his website

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Robert Malcolm "Bob" Sapp (Japanese: [Bobbu Sappu]; born September 22, 1973)[2][3] is an American kickboxer, mixed martial artist, professional wrestler, actor, comedian and former professional American football player.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



one of them fancied me wiki

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