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Happy Noodle Boy posted:You have no idea how happy you should feel for not knowing about White Chicks I'll take your word for it and back away from the Google search. Thank you. 
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:You have no idea how happy you should feel for not knowing about White Chicks For a movie that was like one minute long it was good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTykzD6TlZM
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datajugend posted:For a movie that was like one minute long it was good. Terry Crews makes everything all better. 
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:You have no idea how happy you should feel for not knowing about White Chicks That movie made me know what being a victim of racism really feels like.
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Jul 27, 2012 01:24
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White Chicks broke new ground in that the black guys crossdressed as WHITE women instead of fat black women. It's that kind of innovation that's required if you truly want to write the shittiest comedies ever. Then you top yourself with 
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I just realized the Wayans and the Movie Movie guys haven't committed any celluloid atrocities in quite some time. Did we make it? Is it over?
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Jul 27, 2012 03:12
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Is he parting the red seas or showing the audience just how wide her forehead is? I think it's the latter.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I just realized the Wayans and the Movie Movie guys haven't committed any celluloid atrocities in quite some time. It never ends, this poo poo. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2403029/
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Jul 27, 2012 03:33
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Kiimo will appreciate this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/25546ac0df/steve-carell-s-movie-poster-contract
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Vagabundo posted:It never ends, this poo poo.  No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
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Jul 27, 2012 04:00
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
And that's not even the worst of it: http://www.iconmovies.net/thebiggestmovieofalltime3d/
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AndyP posted:And that's not even the worst of it:
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GonSmithe posted:I'm pretty sure they stopped this one in order to make that one. Let's hope the quick turnover needed and low attention span of its "audience" means they never finish another one
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Jul 27, 2012 04:23
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Max22 posted:Kiimo will appreciate this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/25546ac0df/steve-carell-s-movie-poster-contract That's amazing. I'm curious now as to what actors have the weirdest contracts as far as posters go. Doesn't Bruce Willis when not in the lead always gets the AND on the actor names? Making posters must be a god drat nightmare.
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Jul 27, 2012 05:03
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I enjoyed "The Wayans Bros." Tv show. That is my contribution to this conversation.
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OnlyJuanMon posted:I enjoyed "The Wayans Bros." Tv show. I liked In Living Color.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:That's amazing. I'm curious now as to what actors have the weirdest contracts as far as posters go. Doesn't Bruce Willis when not in the lead always gets the AND on the actor names? Making posters must be a god drat nightmare. But I've gotta say, as completely bullshit and patronizing as stuffing 20 hit action stars in the same cliche movie is, I do want to see the movie. Marketing sometimes works  
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Vagabundo posted:It never ends, this poo poo. Oh goddamnit 
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Talks To Cats posted:The trailer for Expendables 2 is great for this. You have 30 guys, an "and" and I believe a double "with". I'm hoping the third one casts a fresh face so they can have an "introducing". No, it's even better, it's ALSO Van Damme, WITH Schwarzenegger AND Willis, I think. I just love the 'also.'
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Hewlett posted:No, it's even better, it's ALSO Van Damme, WITH Schwarzenegger AND Willis, I think. I just love the 'also.' I believe that's the only time I've ever seen someone credited as "also". Outside of some sort of parody that is. 
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I was already looking forward to that movie, and now I cannot loving wait. I thought Tarantino would wind up putting her in something first, though.
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I just hope this Machete movie doesn't have a break in the middle for Rodriguez to pretend he knows anything about immigration again.
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AndyP posted:I believe that's the only time I've ever seen someone credited as "also". Outside of some sort of parody that is. This is now the best movie that will ever be made. Ever.
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Jul 27, 2012 12:17
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AndyP posted:I believe that's the only time I've ever seen someone credited as "also". Outside of some sort of parody that is. That poster seriously owns.
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Jul 27, 2012 12:20
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I appreciate that the poster looks really good, but I'm surprised goons are fawning over Lady Gaga having an acting debut. I mean I liked her first album too (second not so much, way too typical) but do we have any proof this is gonna work out well in any way?
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The Wayans hold the distinction of having one of the worst critical burns I've ever seen in a review "Scary Movie 3 was written by 6 people including the Wayans. What'd they do, pass around the crayon?" Still not as bad as Ebert's burn on Rob Schneider, though.
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Cleretic posted:I appreciate that the poster looks really good, but I'm surprised goons are fawning over Lady Gaga having an acting debut. I mean I liked her first album too (second not so much, way too typical) but do we have any proof this is gonna work out well in any way? I guess you haven't seen her videos. e. also she's made 3 albums really
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AndyP posted:I believe that's the only time I've ever seen someone credited as "also". Outside of some sort of parody that is.
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Cleretic posted:I appreciate that the poster looks really good, but I'm surprised goons are fawning over Lady Gaga having an acting debut. I mean I liked her first album too (second not so much, way too typical) but do we have any proof this is gonna work out well in any way? If you haven't seen her stage show, you have never truly lived.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you haven't seen her stage show, you have never truly lived. I wasn't interested in Machete but now that I know she is in it I am excited to see it and hope that she does well. She's really good at imagery so of course she would make a good poster. It all seems so obvious. I just hope she is good in it. Her voice acting on the Simpsons episode was kind of lame and I'm not sure whose fault that was. Physical fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Jul 27, 2012 |
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Physical posted:I just hope she is good in it. Her voice acting on the Simpsons episode was kind of lame and I'm not sure whose fault that was. Aside from possible qualms with the quality of the writing, Simpsons-style guest voices are always hit-or-miss because voice acting is very different from regular acting, and the talent only occasionally crosses over. Especially for someone like Lady Gaga who probably wouldn't even consider herself to be a "real" actor. Most of the legitimately good Simpsons guest voices have been legitimately great actors who figured out how to adapt to the medium.
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Cleretic posted:I appreciate that the poster looks really good, but I'm surprised goons are fawning over Lady Gaga having an acting debut. I mean I liked her first album too (second not so much, way too typical) but do we have any proof this is gonna work out well in any way? It can't be all bad. She won't be singing. Probably.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I just realized the Wayans and the Movie Movie guys haven't committed any celluloid atrocities in quite some time. Damon was pretty funny on Happy Endings and so is his son. Also LAdy Gaga has acted she was an extra in Sopranos
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I hope she has a new outfit on for every scene change. But seriously, after looking at the casting for Machete Kills, I am extremely excited. My opinion is probably biased since I've seen Gaga live twice.
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bobkatt013 posted:Damon was pretty funny on Happy Endings and so is his son. She was like 14, and I don't think she even spoke.
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couldcareless posted:I hope she has a new outfit on for every scene change. New outfit for every shot.
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That outfit changing every shot was one of my favorite scenes in Snatch (when Avi and Franky are on the phone) so they Gould definitely do something like that with her.
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bobkatt013 posted:Damon was pretty funny on Happy Endings and so is his son. All the Wayans are hilarious, whether or not they make complete compost films.
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couldcareless posted:But seriously, after looking at the casting for Machete Kills, I am extremely excited. That was what I thought about the first Machete and, welp I'm excited about Gaga being in the movie but whether or not she ends up stunt casting like Lindsie Lohan in the first remains to be seen.
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Gaga is pretty cool. And attractive, I think. But that still doesn't make me wanna see the movie since I found the first one a snoozefest. I couldn't believe how boring it was.
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