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kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Wasco Jr. posted:

Here's a cool HowardTV interview with JD, I like how he is clearly so uncomfortable sitting next to a pretty woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigKcgYzhR8&feature=context-vrec

I think porn is a higher rung on the show biz ladder than HowardTV.

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003


I can't remember if that's Howard or that crazy look-a-like.


edit: I'm serious, is that really him on the right?

Glumwheels fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Aug 10, 2012

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Glumwheels posted:

I can't remember if that's Howard or that crazy look-a-like.


edit: I'm serious, is that really him on the right?

It's really him. It's a high-resolution screen grab from that talent show he does these days.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


Ohh my god their faces are perfect.

Howard: :geno::sigh:
Beth: :swoon::q:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Seriously, she looks like "It" right when he opens his mouth to eat that little kid he just pulled into the sewer.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
They all float, Georgie

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Eric, Eric, do me a favor.

Take your club foot.

And shove it up your rear end.

Later buddy!

Take those PJ pants of yours and wrap them around your neck and loving hang yourself.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

chiz posted:

They all float, Georgie

Is your refrigerator running? It IS!? Well then, ya better go catch it! Huh HA, huh HA!

Beep beep, Howie!

And when you're down here, you'll float too...

DangerDummy! fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Aug 11, 2012

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
I'm an hour into Tuesday's show and Ronnie is in full-on meltdown mode. He sounds like a raving homeless guy, with his habit of repeating lines over and over, speaking nonsense sentences just to prevent the other person from talking, having crazy paranoid conspiracy theories...it's great.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

God, what happened to JD in his life that makes him such a mess? He's completely normal looking (or he was, before he got fat), and could be good-looking if he put the absolute minimum into his personal appearance. And he can be funny and interesting on Twitter, so he does have a personality there. But his total lack of any confidence turns him into a female repellent.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


He looks like a sad, pathetic and twisted version of Dave Grohl now.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Smeep posted:

God, what happened to JD in his life that makes him such a mess? He's completely normal looking (or he was, before he got fat), and could be good-looking if he put the absolute minimum into his personal appearance. And he can be funny and interesting on Twitter, so he does have a personality there. But his total lack of any confidence turns him into a female repellent.

He is hardly "fat" unless you judge everyone on the Howard scale and he is a goofy looking awkward mother fucker who can't speak and has no game any how even if he did lose weight. The only action he has gotten has been residual from being on the show. At least Benjy can make a lady laugh and forget about the potential train wreck they are getting into bed with, but JD has nothing. He has no hobbies outside of techno music, porn, watching tv and laughing at Howard. He can't talk, he lives in an amazing situation, surrounded by amazing people and interesting poo poo happens all the time and he is still boring and has no stories to tell.

He is clearly socially crippled and doing better than he should be doing, but he isn't normal and it isn't really a case of "if he just tried harder". He is doomed and now the flames of the show are fueling his mentally insane idea that he needs to be with the level of girl he pays online to suck on dildos.

Skitz
Apr 11, 2003

Your mommy kills animals! I bet you didn't know that.
Not show-related per se, but loosely appropriate, I suppose. I haven't been able to get this song out of my head all week:

Parasites - Ronnie is a Psycho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCzQcZXiKzY

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

AxeManiac posted:

He is hardly "fat" unless you judge everyone on the Howard scale and he is a goofy looking awkward mother fucker who can't speak and has no game any how even if he did lose weight. The only action he has gotten has been residual from being on the show. At least Benjy can make a lady laugh and forget about the potential train wreck they are getting into bed with, but JD has nothing. He has no hobbies outside of techno music, porn, watching tv and laughing at Howard. He can't talk, he lives in an amazing situation, surrounded by amazing people and interesting poo poo happens all the time and he is still boring and has no stories to tell.

He is clearly socially crippled and doing better than he should be doing, but he isn't normal and it isn't really a case of "if he just tried harder". He is doomed and now the flames of the show are fueling his mentally insane idea that he needs to be with the level of girl he pays online to suck on dildos.

Yeah I don't know what your standards are but I think this is fat.

Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
He has the beard and hair of a homeless man

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Wasco Jr. posted:

He has the beard and hair of a homeless man
It's rock star hair!

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

It's rock star hair!

YOU PILL-HEAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdCRMFBFcwg

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Smeep posted:

God, what happened to JD in his life that makes him such a mess? He's completely normal looking (or he was, before he got fat), and could be good-looking if he put the absolute minimum into his personal appearance. And he can be funny and interesting on Twitter, so he does have a personality there. But his total lack of any confidence turns him into a female repellent.

He's got a weird family life, but that's just for starters. He lives in a shithole in Coney Island, which in itself is also a shithole, but leaves to go to work after MIDNIGHT into Manhattan by train. He also got knocked the gently caress out on the subway for his iPod.
He's a social misfit, and completely socially inept.

He needs the love of a good woman!

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Cliche Guevara posted:

He's got a weird family life, but that's just for starters. He lives in a shithole in Coney Island, which in itself is also a shithole, but leaves to go to work after MIDNIGHT into Manhattan by train. He also got knocked the gently caress out on the subway for his iPod.
He's a social misfit, and completely socially inept.

He needs the love of a good woman!

He seems to have a lot of sex with porn stars and strippers. I think a good woman might be a bit hesitant to date someone like that. But I do agree.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
JD is the one who needs therapy 5 days a week. He has serious social and family issues and he found a job where both of those get magnified.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

JD is the one who needs therapy 5 days a week. He has serious social and family issues and he found a job where both of those get magnified.

He just clearly hates women, and prefers to think of them as objects. Remember Kissyphur? His phone sex line addiction? He was just rejected his whole life for being a total creep, and his horniness and loneliness and hatred all manifested in the man you see.

He can't function with a normal woman. He couldn't have a girlfriend, like, someone he lives with and goes grocery shopping with and lies in bed with and talks. His ability with women begins and ends at dealing with professionals who are experts at dealing with broken men like him. I used to bounce at a strip club in college, and there were just loads of JDs, and a few of the girls were virtuosos at handling them.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

GenoCanSing posted:

He just clearly hates women, and prefers to think of them as objects. Remember Kissyphur? His phone sex line addiction? He was just rejected his whole life for being a total creep, and his horniness and loneliness and hatred all manifested in the man you see.

He can't function with a normal woman. He couldn't have a girlfriend, like, someone he lives with and goes grocery shopping with and lies in bed with and talks. His ability with women begins and ends at dealing with professionals who are experts at dealing with broken men like him. I used to bounce at a strip club in college, and there were just loads of JDs, and a few of the girls were virtuosos at handling them.

drat, I also used to have a good friend who was a bouncer at a strip club when we were in college and he used to say there was a whole phenomenon of strippers and the men who loved them. He used to say some of the guys there were so ruined by "dating" strippers they'd never be able to date.

And really, as a "normal" woman, I wouldn't ever date someone like JD. Looks and lack of professional stability aside, it's gross he's been with so many used up with women.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Remember that intern that had a crush on JD? She wanted to date him when her internship was right about to end but he ended up making lots of fun of her on the wrap up show and pretty much laughed in her face about it.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Kelly posted:

drat, I also used to have a good friend who was a bouncer at a strip club when we were in college and he used to say there was a whole phenomenon of strippers and the men who loved them. He used to say some of the guys there were so ruined by "dating" strippers they'd never be able to date.

And really, as a "normal" woman, I wouldn't ever date someone like JD. Looks and lack of professional stability aside, it's gross he's been with so many used up with women.

To be fair, I wouldn't blame the strippers here. The type of guy who obsessively goes to seek out strippers is hosed up to begin with. Every guy I've met in that situation is miserable but doesn't want to change their viewpoints. They're happy being blameless, victimized little boys who were cheated by those evil women. JD might have some obstacles to change, but you know he could make it work if he worked at it. Instead...

Evil Agita posted:

Remember that intern that had a crush on JD? She wanted to date him when her internship was right about to end but he ended up making lots of fun of her on the wrap up show and pretty much laughed in her face about it.

..we get this: mockery because he can't connect to women at all. Dude's gonna die alone.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

mockery because he can't connect to women at all. Dude's gonna die alone.

Artie?

"I hate them, Nick. I hate them as people. They all lie."

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
The difference between Artie and JD is that Artie is going to die alone in the next 5 years.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

The difference between Artie and JD is that Artie is going to die alone in the next 5 years.

At least Artie's mom will be with him and not 5000 miles away in Hawaii.

JD's mom moves to Hawaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9MHhvGsgo

Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Aug 13, 2012

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
If my former crack smoking dad called me up to yell at me on the wrap up show, I'd be as hosed up as JD too.

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001
Sucks they have the week off this week... the past two weeks have been great radio with all of the Ronnie stuff. That guy is a nutcase

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
WHATS YOUR PROBLEM

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Mochiloc posted:

Sucks they have the week off this week... the past two weeks have been great radio with all of the Ronnie stuff. That guy is a nutcase

That's the problem with the show lately. They follow up a 3-day, extremely awesome week with an 11-day vacation and completely lose all momentum the show had.

By the time the show is back on, everyone will have forgotten how crazy Ronnie was acting.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Brocktoon posted:

everyone will have forgotten how crazy Ronnie was acting.

Pretty sure that will never happen.

I am surprised they didn't give him endless poo poo about being excited about playing with a large clit because it was like a dick. Dude is just sex crazed out of his mind.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
Lieberman's pretty hosed up too, always shoving that huge cock in Ronnie's face.

I don't have to talk to you!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Brocktoon posted:

That's the problem with the show lately. They follow up a 3-day, extremely awesome week with an 11-day vacation and completely lose all momentum the show had.

By the time the show is back on, everyone will have forgotten how crazy Ronnie was acting.

There's a clip of Howard that people like to use to point out how different he is now. (I can't find the stupid thing yet.) He criticizes Imus for doing four-day weeks, and explains that "radio is a habitual kind of medium" -- you build up familiarity when you have the same show with the same people on every day as you commute to work.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

prefect posted:

There's a clip of Howard that people like to use to point out how different he is now. (I can't find the stupid thing yet.) He criticizes Imus for doing four-day weeks, and explains that "radio is a habitual kind of medium" -- you build up familiarity when you have the same show with the same people on every day as you commute to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAxylbVuzU

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

"I'm not gonna gyp my audience" :allears:

Snark
Sep 19, 2003

no dice
Artie's "Oh, absolutely" is a nice bonus.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Cliche Guevara posted:

He's got a weird family life, but that's just for starters. He lives in a shithole in Coney Island, which in itself is also a shithole, but leaves to go to work after MIDNIGHT into Manhattan by train. He also got knocked the gently caress out on the subway for his iPod.
He's a social misfit, and completely socially inept.

He needs the love of a good woman!

I don't know anything about NYC but does it really take 4-5 hours to commute from Coney Island to Manhattan? That's crazy, I mean that time would be worth it to move anywhere closer to work or on a better route.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

an adult beverage posted:

I don't know anything about NYC but does it really take 4-5 hours to commute from Coney Island to Manhattan? That's crazy, I mean that time would be worth it to move anywhere closer to work or on a better route.

He gets to work early so he can watch all the video he has recorded.

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