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This one kills me...so wrong, but so funny. Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces to Iraq "We are going to win the war," said Pvt. Richie Ammaker of Hagerstown, MD, eating his snack cup with a Capri-Sun juice-pak. "I love to clap and sing along to the music!"
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Uh oh, the Onion "Sparks Anger With Picture Of Plane Flying Into Willis Tower". http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/08/06/willis-tower-photo-the-onion-sparks-anger-with-picture-of-plane-flying-into-building/ My favorite part of the article is the last line: quote:The Onion marketing director Grant Jones told the Associated Press that the video snippet was “a very important story. We’re surprised other major news sources are not giving it the coverage it deserves. Its just a snippet in this segment, but I can't find the whole piece, if there is one. http://www.theonion.com/video/sears-extremists-fly-plane-into-willis-tower,29054/
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Aug 7, 2012 16:32
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Wait until those people see "tribute.avi". This is my favourite Onion video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wHMaJ6AtNs
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PowerBuilder3 posted:Uh oh, the Onion "Sparks Anger With Picture Of Plane Flying Into Willis Tower". http://www.theonion.com/issue/3734/ 
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'Just Illegalize Us Already,' Nation's Assault Weapons Beg Jesus Christ.
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In a similar vein: Nation's Sane People To Nation's Insane People: 'Please Stop Shooting Us' This one came in at the perfect time too.
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GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November Featuring the headline "Supreme Court Gives Corporations Right To Gay Marry" which really should be an article on its own.
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This was fantastic, especially if you've ever watched one of the Daily Show videos that ends with him chuckling awkwardly.
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Sometimes I really love their "American Voices" bit: Tucson Shooter Switches Plea To 'Guilty' quote:Oh, who even cares about him anymore? That was so many shootings ago. quote:First he says he’s not guilty, and now he’s saying he is guilty? I’m beginning to think there’s something seriously wrong with this guy. quote:I’m going to refrain from expressing any opinions until I hear what Nancy Grace has to yell about this.
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Dead Beef posted:Sometimes I really love their "American Voices" bit:
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Pet Eating Like Country Isn't In Goddamn Recession I love the closing line with Obama's thoughts on the matter.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Michele Bachmann Thankful No Americans Died In Sikh Shooting I shared this on facebook the other day, and 1-2 people took it seriously. I'm debating whether or not to say something.
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Speaking of credulous people, the "Phelps Drowns" story was all over Literally Unbelievable this week: 
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My favourite thing is how the intro animation for the Race for the White House becomes more absurdly extreme with every iteration
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It's pretty incredible how someone's first response to the death of the world record shattering Olympic Gold Medalist could be "water and weed don't mix."
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Sarkozymandias posted:It's pretty incredible how someone's first response to the death of the world record shattering Olympic Gold Medalist could be "water and weed don't mix." Especially when it's not true. 
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Gils posted:I'm debating whether or not to say something.
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Biden's eBay Feedback Rating Dips Below 35 Percent Onion Biden stories are my favorite thing.
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New Dating Site Matches Users With Partners They Deserve
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Quite old, but I just found it: Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit
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2 years before the I-35W collapse.
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I don't think this has been posted already, but it's good enough to risk it: Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
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Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not loving Around
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Obama's Weekly Video Addresses Becoming Increasingly Avant-Garde - I love the video in the article.
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A classic video: Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport. There are so many funny details in the background of each image.
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Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving poo poo Out Of You, Don't I? By Paul Ryan They go in a completely different direction than you would think with this one, and it's loving terrifying.
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The Week In Review headline loving Oasis To Probably Be Worked Into Olympics Opening Ceremony (I can't find if this was an actual article) got funnier come the closing ceremony.
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They just released Herman Cain Lifts Suspension Of His Presidential Campaign. Will be  -ing Literally Unbelievable like none other tomorrow.
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There was a Week In Review slideshow a few years back that was pretty clever. A Complete History of Art (NWS for artistic nudity)
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Man Thanks God He's Not Sexually Attracted To Children
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It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself
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ultrafilter posted:It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I can't help but wonder how this one went over in the writer's room. I would imagine dead silence, followed by some nods across the room. Ryan Begins Attacking Romney's Record As Massachusetts Governor
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ultrafilter posted:It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself Uhm... 
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These Paul Ryan ones have been great. Your Republican Friend To Explain Why Paul Ryan Is Great Choice
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Goddamn The Onion has been really dark lately.
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Just in case anyone's not following the TVIV thread, there are two new Sex House episodes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FUggExQPJY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y37RMvwlhX8 Barehanded Brother has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Aug 17, 2012 |
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