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Coffee And Pie posted:I don't know what that means. Jokes like this one bother me, because it's so obvious what he means! It's like that "beep beep beep" joke. ("What are you doing?") You know drat well what he's doing! He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'M LOSING IT! stratdax fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Aug 23, 2012 |
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Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. There was a guy that worked at the Yankees - no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did.
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Chicolini posted:Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. There was a guy that worked at the Yankees - no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did. He drove a car with no arms?
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Aug 23, 2012 14:09
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haljordan posted:He drove a car with no arms? Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'...just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car.
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Aug 23, 2012 14:20
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Riptor posted:Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'...just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I!  Jerry's pure unrestrained glee in that scene never fails to crack me up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2iNNqj2fQ
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potee posted:I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I! It takes a special kind of person to laugh directly in a friend's face like that.
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Aug 23, 2012 15:07
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The actor? No! The periodontist.
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Aug 23, 2012 15:36
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stratdax posted:Jokes like this one bother me, because it's so obvious what he means! It's like that "beep beep beep" joke. ("What are you doing?") You know drat well what he's doing! I thought we were going to be like the Gatsbys!
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Aug 23, 2012 16:01
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neoboman posted:I thought we were going to be like the Gatsbys! I still don't know what that means.
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Aug 23, 2012 16:09
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neoboman posted:I thought we were going to be like the Gatsbys! Yes, two solariums. Quite a find.
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Aug 23, 2012 16:44
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potee posted:Yes, two solariums. Quite a find. Snoopy and Prickly Pete! Gotta give props to Susan's parents. They were really in it to win it during that scene on the beach.
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Aug 23, 2012 16:48
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haljordan posted:Snoopy and Prickly Pete! We don't like you, George. I love how matter of factly she says that.
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Aug 23, 2012 16:58
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DrBouvenstein posted:We don't like you, George. We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more. Those two do such a great job of portraying rich WASP types.
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Aug 23, 2012 17:05
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haljordan posted:Snoopy and Prickly Pete! It's safe to assume Mr. Ross had George murdered in prison, isn't it?
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Aug 23, 2012 17:18
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Yeah, no pop-in, no "in the neighborhood," no "I saw your light was on." And the best part is, if things go really well—
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Aug 23, 2012 17:53
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Look Henry, I spilled wine on me...
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safety dan posted:Look Henry, I spilled wine on me... If I had a dime for every book he's actually read...*laughs*...I'd be broke.
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Aug 23, 2012 18:04
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Wear some more lipstick. 
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Billy Zane posted:Yeah, no pop-in, no "in the neighborhood," no "I saw your light was on." And the best part is, if things go really well— Conjugal visit...?
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Aug 23, 2012 18:35
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Ehud posted:Conjugal visit...? Fugitive sex! Also, does it bother anyone that George gets away scott-free at the end of that episode?
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Aug 23, 2012 18:50
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Coffee And Pie posted:Fugitive sex! I fan-wanked it away by telling myself George just said that the fugitive-girl said she made parole. And fugitive-girl, being an OG, didn't rat out her man. Edit: I wonder why George didn't keep dating he when she got back in the slammer? She seemed like a nice girl. 
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Coffee And Pie posted:Fugitive sex! No more than the fact he had to restrain his jubilation at the fact his fiance was killed by the toxic envelopes he picked out. Also I don't recognize half the quotes on this page.
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haljordan posted:Those two do such a great job of portraying rich WASP types. The actress who played Susan gushes about the family in the DVD features. She happily talks about how beautifully they portray this utterly detestable family that somehow can reveal a long standing homosexual love affair by the father and yet still happily trundle through Central Park on horse-drawn carriage together a couple of seasons later. I fear my....... orgasm ......has left me a cripple.
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Aug 24, 2012 01:22
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I love how whenever George runs into Susan's parents, it's not "Mr. and Mrs. Ross!" or anything like that, but "Rosses!" It's one of those little things in the show that I can't explain why I love, but I do.
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Jerusalem posted:The actress who played Susan gushes about the family in the DVD features. She happily talks about how beautifully they portray this utterly detestable family that somehow can reveal a long standing homosexual love affair by the father and yet still happily trundle through Central Park on horse-drawn carriage together a couple of seasons later. I knew it!!!
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Aug 24, 2012 02:40
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Look, Sigmund, look in the sky! The planets are on fire! It is just as you prophesied! The planets of our solar system, incinerating! Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like flaming globes! Ahahahaha!
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Aug 24, 2012 02:50
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Jerusalem posted:The actress who played Susan gushes about the family in the DVD features. She happily talks about how beautifully they portray this utterly detestable family that somehow can reveal a long standing homosexual love affair by the father and yet still happily trundle through Central Park on horse-drawn carriage together a couple of seasons later. I'm watching Twin Peaks and every time I see Mr. and Mrs. Ross on screen – either together or separately – just blows my mind, for some reason.
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Aug 24, 2012 03:00
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complicated shoes posted:I'm watching Twin Peaks and every time I see Mr. and Mrs. Ross on screen – either together or separately – just blows my mind, for some reason. I'm watching through Twin Peaks as well and I can't believe I never noticed those two actors played the Rosses. 
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Aug 24, 2012 03:05
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NO NO NO, nothing happens!
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Aug 24, 2012 08:23
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Seinfeld's new webseries is pretty good, although something about the opening narration in the title sequence feels very off.
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Aug 24, 2012 08:50
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neoboman posted:NO NO NO, nothing happens! Then why am I watching it?
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Aug 24, 2012 09:14
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Jerusalem posted:Then why am I watching it?
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complicated shoes posted:I'm watching Twin Peaks and every time I see Mr. and Mrs. Ross on screen – either together or separately – just blows my mind, for some reason. How about Mr. Pitt's brief cameo in season one? edit: Also the guy at One Eye'd Jacks that gets shot is the Plaza Cable Guy that Kramer runs from. edit2: Also Sue Ellen Mischke is in like three episodes. Ehud fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Aug 24, 2012 |
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Aug 24, 2012 12:31
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Jerusalem posted:Not I, for one, refuse to compromise my artistic integrity! < >
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Aug 24, 2012 12:57
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Ehud posted:edit: Also the guy at One Eye'd Jacks that gets shot is the Plaza Cable Guy that Kramer runs from. Isn't the Plaza Cable Guy also FDR?
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jojoinnit posted:I, for one, refuse to compromise my artistic integrity! < You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!
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Aug 24, 2012 14:27
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DrBouvenstein posted:Isn't the Plaza Cable Guy also FDR? Nuh uh. FDR was played by Mike McShane who was also on the British version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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complicated shoes posted:I'm watching Twin Peaks and every time I see Mr. and Mrs. Ross on screen – either together or separately – just blows my mind, for some reason. Word, same here. I'm midway through S2, having never seen it before, so no more Twin Peaks talk.
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The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother
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