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Sexy Flanders
Jun 21, 2012

by T. Finninho

I'm fairly comfortable with this map.

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Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Psssshh, they say it like it's a bad thing.

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect


Obama Island got some free publicity after 2008

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer


Monty Python's Life of Brian IRL

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

286 Electoral Votes. I personally would've added Virginia just to make sure.

So, thread, I'm pretty sure that you've seen the famous Young Conservative poster saying "Hang Nelson Mandela". But that was back in the eighties! Surely they've learnt no-



Oh. :smith:

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

TinTower posted:

286 Electoral Votes. I personally would've added Virginia just to make sure.

So, thread, I'm pretty sure that you've seen the famous Young Conservative poster saying "Hang Nelson Mandela". But that was back in the eighties! Surely they've learnt no-



Oh. :smith:

Same Tory shithead.

http://politicalscrapbook.net/2011/11/tory-jason-wong-mysogynism/



Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009
The longer I live on this gay earth the more understanding I am of Stalin and pals

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Enjoy posted:

The longer I live on this gay earth the more understanding I am of Stalin and pals

Understanding that Communism isn't the greatest evil known to man is one thing, but Stalin was a murderous, paranoid rear end in a top hat.

My "favorite" story of him was when he was getting warning of a german invasion, and he was so goddamn off his rocker he thought that it was nothing more than an allied plot to get him to invade Germany. When he was actually invaded by the Germans, he was somehow caught totally off guard and vanished for two weeks while his army, which had suffered such extensive purges that the only qualification that its officers had was that they were loyal to Stalin, was slaughtered. And then when he came back, he had all the officers that had the good sense to fall back shot for cowardice.

What I'm saying is gently caress Stalin.

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Tiler Kiwi posted:

Understanding that Communism isn't the greatest evil known to man is one thing, but Stalin was a murderous, paranoid rear end in a top hat.

My "favorite" story of him was when he was getting warning of a german invasion, and he was so goddamn off his rocker he thought that it was nothing more than an allied plot to get him to invade Germany. When he was actually invaded by the Germans, he was somehow caught totally off guard and vanished for two weeks while his army, which had suffered such extensive purges that the only qualification that its officers had was that they were loyal to Stalin, was slaughtered. And then when he came back, he had all the officers that had the good sense to fall back shot for cowardice.

What I'm saying is gently caress Stalin.



Yeah, I used to be a Stalin apologist until I learned about the Holodomor. Wasn't an easy way to justify that one in my mind.

BIG HORNY COW
Apr 11, 2003

Tiler Kiwi posted:

What I'm saying is gently caress Stalin.

Who can forget the Uncle Joe parenting method!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Dzhugashvili

quote:

While Stalin and his wife were arguing about this a shot was heard from Yakov's room. Yakov had shot himself. While she tended to his wounds and sent for a doctor all his father said was, "He can't even shoot straight."[2]

quote:

Dzhugashvili served as an artillery officer in the Red Army and was captured on 16 July 1941[5] in the early stages of the German invasion of USSR at the Battle of Smolensk. The Germans later offered to exchange Yakov for Friedrich Paulus, the German Field Marshal captured by the Soviets after the Battle of Stalingrad, but Stalin turned the offer down, allegedly saying "I will not trade a Marshal for a Lieutenant".[6]


ЗА СТАЛИНА!

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

Tiler Kiwi posted:

which had suffered such extensive purges that the only qualification that its officers had was that they were loyal to Stalin

Such vile lies! The indefatiguable Red Army was gloriously led by heroes like Grigory Kulik:



quote:

tendency to condemn technological advancements as "bourgeois sabotage"

quote:

campaign to develop the Red Army's mechanized forces ... Kulik successfully argued against the change, suggesting in a letter to Stalin that such attitudes showed an unhealthy ideological sympathy with the "degenerate fascist ideology"

quote:

He also disparaged using minefields as a defensive measure, considering it at odds with a properly aggressive strategy and calling it "a weapon of the weak."

quote:

Kulik similarly scorned the German issuance of the MP-40 submachine gun to their shock troops as a "bourgeois fascist affectation", stating that it encouraged inaccuracy and excessive ammo consumption among the rank and file. He forbade issuance of the PPD-40 to his units

quote:

presided over heavy Soviet defeats that resulted in the city of Leningrad being surrounded

quote:

a bizarre personal command motto he dubbed "Jail or Medal"; those under his command were either showered with (usually unearned) awards and decorations if he favored them, or simply arrested and sent to the Gulag

He was a master of Red Army strategy and tactics, his leadership an inspiration to all.

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003



Marianne Thieme, leader of the Dutch Party for Animals

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Enjoy posted:

Such vile lies! The indefatiguable Red Army was gloriously led by heroes like Grigory Kulik:



He was a master of Red Army strategy and tactics, his leadership an inspiration to all.

Also, perhaps the most prolific mass murderer in history (at least, when measured by murders committed by one's own hand:

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


I would hate to be a Republican right now.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiler Kiwi posted:

but Stalin was a murderous, paranoid rear end in a top hat.

That's why he liked Stalin. Because he murdered millions of people. It was a joke :ssh:

Stalin killed military leaders that would probably halt the Germans before Ukraine, his rise to power was the biggest disaster in human history.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Mans posted:

That's why he liked Stalin. Because he murdered millions of people. It was a joke :ssh:

I'm sorry, I didn't come to this comedy website forum for something as pedestrian as humor.



Pavlov's House, where a platoon of Soviet soldiers held off a German assault for a month during the battle of Stalingrad.



Pavlov's House today, with a memorial to the Soviet soldiers.

e: fixed URL, accidentally had a direct link.

Tiler Kiwi fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Sep 19, 2012

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Donkwich posted:



Monty Python's Life of Brian IRL

:thejoke:

(It was a satire of revolutionary organizations, you see.)

prefect fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Sep 19, 2012

Deleuzionist
Jul 20, 2010

we respect the antelope; for the antelope is not a mere antelope


Karl Gebhardt, SS doctor, butcher, war criminal, yet a hero of the anti-fascist struggle if not by design. Gebhardt was the incompetent failure of a doctor Heinrich Himmler personally appointed to treat Reinhard Heydrich after the latter's almost successful assassination in Prague. Heydrich reacted to the doctor's expert care by dying of sepsis.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

National Review always bringing the perspective of the Right Wing.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

quote:

Dzhugashvili served as an artillery officer in the Red Army and was captured on 16 July 1941[5] in the early stages of the German invasion of USSR at the Battle of Smolensk. The Germans later offered to exchange Yakov for Friedrich Paulus, the German Field Marshal captured by the Soviets after the Battle of Stalingrad, but Stalin turned the offer down, allegedly saying "I will not trade a Marshal for a Lieutenant".[6]

If it weren't a stance borne from dislike of his son I'd think this would actually be rather commendable - I mean, all the other Russian families with sons in German PoW camps would never be given the opportunity to get their sons back in prisoner exchanges. It would be an obvious abuse of his position of power for personal gain that'd likely be political suicide if, say, a politician in a democratic country did it.




Nikolai Vatutin, a Red Army general who was ambushed and mortally wounded by Ukrainian partisans in 1944, who were fighting against both Soviets and Germans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

:downs:

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
My loss rate in the faith in humanity department is speeding up



BOOOT STRAAAPPPPSSSS!!!!!!

NatasDog
Feb 9, 2009
If we're talking about the 47% who pay no taxes, a large number of them are Republican, so it's a bullshit point on its face. "Taxpayers" aren't exclusively republican, and as a taxpayer who pays a higher percentage of his income to the government than Mitt Romney does, I should know.

E; gently caress, just realized this is the pics thread and not the stupid forwards thread. Here, have a pic:

NatasDog fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Sep 19, 2012

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I am going to light off fireworks in the street on election night. gently caress those fuckers so hard.


This is a black cat. His name is Hal. If voters were cats, Hal would be one cat that the GOP would be actively trying to keep away from a ballot.


Desmond is a cat which sports a mix of brown and black color, and is seen napping, to boot. Desmond is another type of cat the GOP would want to keep from the polls, would that voters be cats. Additionally, Desmond is a cat the GOP secretly wants to euthanize because he's a mixture of all things they hate.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

I'm pretty sure this is a joke - I remember seeing this on Tumblr.



For context, Australian Liberal Party (actually the conservative party) Senator Cory Bernardi recently made a speech against same-sex marriage in Parliament in which he claimed it would lead to people marrying animals.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Messyass posted:



Marianne Thieme, leader of the Dutch Party for Animals

You guys came so close to a 3rd seat :(





Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


:patriot:

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl


Internet Cliche
Oct 18, 2004
Ninja Robot Pirate Zombie

The National Archives posted:

For the DOCUMERICA Project, The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) hired freelance photographers to capture images relating to environmental problems, EPA activities, and everyday life in the 1970s.



The National Archives posted:

For his DOCUMERICA assignment, Jack Corn focused his lens on the plight of the American coal miner, capturing images of the many lives touched by unsafe working conditions, low wages and black lung disease.

Here
is the gallery for those interested. I travel through a lot of these former coal towns for work, and these photos are just more evidence they're land long forgotten. The decay of industry and isolation from the world is heartbreaking out there.

Just imagine if the EPA and other agencies were able to hire photojournalists and writers with stimulus money and put people to work. Oh well.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

I liked Fox News' take on the incident. Might as well have been from an article in the Onion.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Crasscrab posted:

I liked Fox News' take on the incident. Might as well have been from an article in the Onion.



It bothers me a child is used in that picture. Implying it's okay that a kid dies because they set a flag on fire is just...ugh.
But it is Fox News so I'm not too surprised.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Some Zippos from marines who served in Vietnam:










also, a bunch of riot pics that were cluttering up my desktop:










SombreroAgnew
Sep 22, 2004

unlimited rice pudding

Radbot posted:

Yeah, I used to be a Stalin apologist until I learned about the Holodomor. Wasn't an easy way to justify that one in my mind.


Probably posted before in this thread but, the Holodomor memorial in Kiev.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

SombreroAgnew posted:

Probably posted before in this thread but, the Holodomor memorial in Kiev.





Memorial to the children of Lidice at Chelmno. No happy endings in the 20th century. :smith:

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


Well, at least they own up to having to evolve into a pig before you become a true Republican! :haw:



Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Captain_Maclaine posted:



Memorial to the children of Lidice at Chelmno. No happy endings in the 20th century. :smith:



Memorial to the children who died in the Warsaw uprising. I think it's called the Little Insurgent?

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Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

ekuNNN posted:

Some Zippos from marines who served in Vietnam:










Are there more? These are great.



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