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Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.
God was very nice to me this run. He gave me a Dead Dove on Basement II, the Mitre on Caves I, and the Relic on Necropolis II (I used a Joker and God had an item instead of a trap door, I'm not sure why). Between that, Tech 2 on Basement I, Inner Eye on Caves II, and BoR in a store on Caves II, I finally managed to get my ???? Isaac kill and unlock the Polaroid.

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SnafuAl
Oct 20, 2010

VR! VR! VR!
BLOODY VR!


Golden_Zucchini posted:

the Relic on Necropolis II (I used a Joker and God had an item instead of a trap door, I'm not sure why).
It's Womb 2 that he'd have a trapdoor instead of an item.

Golden_Zucchini posted:

I finally managed to get my ???? Isaac kill and unlock the Polaroid.

Don't you just need to beat Isaac 6 times, regardless of character, to unlock the Polaroid? You could've been using Isaac, Cain or Judas the whole time!

Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.

SnafuAl posted:

It's Womb 2 that he'd have a trapdoor instead of an item.
Oh yeah, I feel dumb.


quote:

Don't you just need to beat Isaac 6 times, regardless of character, to unlock the Polaroid? You could've been using Isaac, Cain or Judas the whole time!

True, but I've been using random.org to decide which character/challenge I play while avoiding repeats. However, since I accidentally did Maggie and Isaac twice I've still got three characters to go: Cain, Judas, and Samson.

A shrubbery!
Jan 16, 2009
I LOOK DOWN ON MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THEIR VIDEO GAME PURCHASING DECISIONS.

I'M THAT MUCH OF AN INSUFFERABLE SPERGLORD
Got Ending 13 at last, ??? was surprisingly easy compared to Isaac but then again it gave me the mutated spider at the start of the Chest. Rocking Money is Power with 99 coins was pretty cool.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

I don't know if I'm still just bad at this game or what. I'm coming up to 100 hours and I just recently got ??? and opened Sheol and Cathedral permanently. Never got to the chest. I've gotten to Satan and Isaac once each but didn't kill either. How do you guys keep getting such awesome builds? I always just end up with lovely things like Teleport in half the treasure rooms, and mediocre things like the unicorn one in the other half. I also am sick and loving tired of the gambling, I'll have a bunch of coins and spend an hour moving back and forth an inch to just get it over with.

drunken officeparty fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Oct 19, 2012

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



So I tried ??? like twice before I decided I would unlock the Polaroid before playing him again. Having done so yesterday, I decided I'd try him out.



Needless to say, it was a massacre on my first attempt. I want to taste your tears :unsmigghh:

Book of Shadows first floor was a godsend. The wiki's a liar liar pants on fire, you CAN totally cheese Satan with it. A Dead Cat, Guppy's Tail and 2 Left Hands later (Ultra Pride showed up for funsies), I had Guppy, Common Cold, the Parasite, Money is Power, Lump of Coal, Pact... ??? looked at things and they died. Book of Revelations showed up in the Womb, the Battery made that fun.

Then Mutant Spider showed up in the Chest :allears:

Officeparty: The unicorn horn owns, get all touchy-feely with bosses and their health melts off.

And yes, any 6 Isaac wins unlocks the Polaroid, the Wiki lies there too.

A shrubbery!
Jan 16, 2009
I LOOK DOWN ON MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THEIR VIDEO GAME PURCHASING DECISIONS.

I'M THAT MUCH OF AN INSUFFERABLE SPERGLORD

drunken officeparty posted:

I don't know if I'm still just bad at this game or what. I'm coming up to 100 hours and I just recently got ??? and opened Sheol and Cathedral permanently. Never got to the chest. I've gotten to Satan and Isaac once each but didn't kill either. How do you guys keep getting such awesome builds? I always just end up with lovely things like Teleport in half the treasure rooms, and mediocre things like the unicorn one in the other half. I also am sick and loving tired of the gambling, I'll have a bunch of coins and spend an hour moving back and forth an inch to just get it over with.

Pretty much just keep playing until you get a lucky/powerful set of items. If you're not sure what something will do, look it up on the wiki and determine whether it's worth picking up or not.

It'd be nice if you could select "gamble until I get x" or "spend x coins" to take the grind out of it, but that would beat the point of gambling a bit. It's only really useful for getting the blood bag out of a blood-letting machine, otherwise I save my coins for the store.

A shrubbery! fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Oct 19, 2012

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

drunken officeparty posted:

I don't know if I'm still just bad at this game or what. I'm coming up to 100 hours and I just recently got ??? and opened Sheol and Cathedral permanently. Never got to the chest. I've gotten to Satan and Isaac once each but didn't kill either. How do you guys keep getting such awesome builds?

Selection bias. You don't talk about the time you got Technology then a couple of range up items. The nature of the chest also means that you'll get a heap of stuff if you get to the end-game.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Why is it that whenever I start to have the most amazing runs this game always loving crashes? Goddamn gently caress you binding of isaac

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Ed's announced his new game:

quote:

Mew-Genics is by far the strangest project I've ever worked on.. and that's saying something. Tommy and i are very happy with how development has been going on it and decided that Mew-Genics will be the next official Team Meat game. We don't want to spoil too much here, but we can say the game will be randomly generated, strange and involve cats.

We are moving quite fast on it and should be able to start talking about platforms, more gameplay details and screen shots soon.
Tommy's the coder so it's pretty much guaranteed to not use Flash.

Shaezerus
Mar 24, 2008

God? Or perhaps a devil?
Show me which you'll choose!

The Kins posted:

Ed's announced his new game:

Tommy's the coder so it's pretty much guaranteed to not use Flash.

Why does it feel like Ed is trying to make semi-unsettling/gross-is-edgy game concepts just so someone can introduce the next one with "From the twisted mind of Edmund McMillen"?

oh wait that actually happened with this game, welp

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

The Kins posted:

Ed's announced his new game:

Tommy's the coder so it's pretty much guaranteed to not use Flash.

Looks pretty awesome to me. Hopefully it launches on iOS/Consoles without delay.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Another bit of art from the new site:

From the looks of things (and considering it was started alongside the "evolution" themed Ludum Dare event), it involves breeding cats? Also, Guppy cameo.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



The Kins posted:

Another bit of art from the new site:

From the looks of things (and considering it was started alongside the "evolution" themed Ludum Dare event), it involves breeding cats? Also, Guppy cameo.

They all have halos :ohdear:

Perpetual Hiatus
Oct 29, 2011

Ive put 82 hours into this game and I still cant beat the cathedral or sheol. I come so so close but just never get there :cripes:

Hopefully i can put 80 hours into his new game and never finish it :downs:

Shane-O-Mac
May 24, 2006

Hypnopompic bees are extra scary. They turn into guns.

Shaezerus posted:

Why does it feel like Ed is trying to make semi-unsettling/gross-is-edgy game concepts just so someone can introduce the next one with "From the twisted mind of Edmund McMillen"?

oh wait that actually happened with this game, welp

Gross stuff is just his style. It's like saying that Miyamoto keeps making colorful games with cute characters just so he can say "From the whimsical mind of Miyamoto."

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

The Kins posted:

Ed's announced his new game:

Tommy's the coder so it's pretty much guaranteed to not use Flash.

Why do I feel like Googling that will take me to the Hitler Cat site?

HGH
Dec 20, 2011

The Kins posted:

Ed's announced his new game:

Tommy's the coder so it's pretty much guaranteed to not use Flash.

So after escaping from the box in Time Fcuk, then getting killed by a crying kid in a basement, Steven ended up turning into a cat. He just can't catch a break eh. And hey, someone with clown-like hair on the left. Wondering how that'll turn out.

Jedit posted:

Why do I feel like Googling that will take me to the Hitler Cat site?

All I'm getting is news of this game (although half of it is french news), so it's safe.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

HGH posted:

All I'm getting is news of this game (although half of it is french news), so it's safe.

So is the Hitler Cat site. I just don't want to go there.

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

Shaezerus posted:

Why does it feel like Ed is trying to make semi-unsettling/gross-is-edgy game concepts just so someone can introduce the next one with "From the twisted mind of Edmund McMillen"?

oh wait that actually happened with this game, welp

He made a game named "The C Word" where you are a penis flying in circles around a giant vagina monster that you fight with powerups like viagra. He always tries to be edgy but he does so with good character design and game design so people forgive him for it.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I know I am late to the party but I picked this up a couple of days ago and so far im loving it! And from what iv heard about the difficulty Im pretty proud of my 10 deaths and 5 mom kills.
I guess Im just really lucky, expecting it to turn around pretty soon and frustrate the life out of me.

Also, seconding the sentiment of looking up items on the wiki because sometimes one dud item can break your whole run like I found out when I tripped over the dead cat.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Yeah I Like Girls posted:

He made a game named "The C Word"

They must have renamed that title in your primary school newsletter.

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

Gromit posted:

They must have renamed that title in your primary school newsletter.

It is named The C Word on Newgrounds and most other places it has been discussed, but good job being an rear end for the sake of being an rear end I guess?

Captain Vittles
Feb 12, 2008

I'm not a nerd! I'm a video game enthusiast.

BORK! BORK! posted:

Also, seconding the sentiment of looking up items on the wiki because sometimes one dud item can break your whole run like I found out when I tripped over the dead cat.

You may want to read that wiki a bit more; the dead cat is often a key component of breaking the game over your knee.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable
Yeah, but if you don't know about that exploit, or don't have a way to use it, then getting the dead cat can really ruin you. Especially if you had like 12 health.

BurritoJustice
Oct 9, 2012

On the subject of the cheat engine table, how do I get the "start with ###" scripts to work. Everything else works, but those do absolutely nothing...

All I want to do is screw around with polyphemus item combos :(. Is that too much to ask?

whats for dinner
Sep 25, 2006

IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

BurritoJustice posted:

On the subject of the cheat engine table, how do I get the "start with ###" scripts to work. Everything else works, but those do absolutely nothing...

All I want to do is screw around with polyphemus item combos :(. Is that too much to ask?

It works for me if I select 'add item next room' as well.

BurritoJustice
Oct 9, 2012

cruelangeleo7 posted:

It works for me if I select 'add item next room' as well.

Fixed it for me, thanks

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Yeah I Like Girls posted:

It is named The C Word on Newgrounds and most other places it has been discussed, but good job being an rear end for the sake of being an rear end I guess?

I'm here to help. Because he made a game called "oval office" you see, and everyone else talking about it were 12 years old or something.
But then, I'm a complete C Word, so there you go.

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

The game is literally named The C Word on the website it is published on. Yes it is obviously referring to the word oval office, yes you are being a pedantic rear end.

I'm sorry for calling the game what it was uploaded as. Apparently that upset you in some way. This is a dumb thing to even start an argument about to begin with, who gives a poo poo, it's a game about a vagina monster.

gay devil fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Oct 24, 2012

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Abel was in an item room. "Eh. Whatever. Not gonna hurt to have it."

I died by way of one of Abel's tears hitting a red fly and knocking it into me :negative:

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

Is every unlockable also a steam achievement? The collection page sucks, and I've stopped unlocking things at random so I want to actually have goals instead of just playing to play.

Also gently caress curses. Suddenly I'm getting one on almost every single floor of every life.

drunken officeparty fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Oct 28, 2012

A shrubbery!
Jan 16, 2009
I LOOK DOWN ON MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THEIR VIDEO GAME PURCHASING DECISIONS.

I'M THAT MUCH OF AN INSUFFERABLE SPERGLORD
After you unlock Everything is Terrible, curses get much more common. Last time I played, I had a different curse on 3 of the first 4 floors.

weaaddar
Jul 17, 2004
HAY GUYS WHAT IS TEH INTERWEBNET, AND ISN'T A0L the SECKZ!? :LOL: 1337
PS I'M A FUCKING LOSER
Yeah, curse of the labyrinth is pretty bad at level 1, but its reasonable. Curse of the lost I actually like. Curse of darkness can just gently caress right off though, especially on like the cathedral. That's just loving mean.

ProfessionalNinja
Sep 26, 2004
I am the Professional Ninja
Did they patch Brimstone to suck big fat balls or something? Even it by itself is bad. I would charge for like 5 seconds and it wouldn't even fire sometimes (not even that 'no-fire-animation' glitch, like seriously not even shoot a beam). Brimstone used to mean guaranteed win every time for me, no matter what, now it is avoid-at-all-costs.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




ProfessionalNinja posted:

Did they patch Brimstone to suck big fat balls or something? Even it by itself is bad. I would charge for like 5 seconds and it wouldn't even fire sometimes (not even that 'no-fire-animation' glitch, like seriously not even shoot a beam). Brimstone used to mean guaranteed win every time for me, no matter what, now it is avoid-at-all-costs.

You can't charge it during fires any more, so if you're used to letting go of the arrow key and immediately tapping it, that may be why you're not getting beams.

Yeah Brimstone is basically useless now.

Tirius
Aug 16, 2007

A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
It's so drat satisfying when you get the perfect combination of items.

I'm playing through the challenges right now, and was having a pretty average run through the "7 years bad luck" challenge. Until I got to caves 1 that is. Grabbed a telepill that took me to the error room. He was selling polyphemus and had the Celtic cross as a free grab. There was a card in the room as well which turned out to be the fool. Used it to teleport back to the main level to check out if there was an item room or not.

There was. Technology. I grabbed it, and then was able to abuse the celtic cross and the bloody penny I'd found to max out my money before the blood bank dropped a blood bag. Pumped the money into the slots and the shell game until I had three pretty flies and skatole.

Mom died in about 3 seconds. Wish I could have taken it all the way to ???, but the challenge cuts to the ending as soon as mom is dead.

What a great run.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

gently caress these Samson runs, Goddddd.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Samson run. Quad shot, polyphemus, a few damage ups, chocolate milk. Only two hearts but I'm wrecking everything so gently caress it.

Lightbulb burns out in my room (CFL so it's loud and now my room smells terrible)

I turn around and look without taking my hands off the keyboard. Walk into spikes and die.

I will never beat the game as Samson.

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drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

What makes it so you only take damage going one way on the curse room doors? Is it flying?

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