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Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

quote:

Capitalism has nothing to do with business or money. It's a social system based on individual rights and objective morality, and the only just social system ever conceived by mankind.

What is objective morality? It's an oxymoron. I'm surprised Word didn't put a green squiggly line under that.

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Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

Any chance this guy knows how dumb he is?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Snowman Crossing posted:

Any chance this guy knows how dumb he is?

He has too much faith in his own faculties to know that -- that's why he believes that his morality is objectively correct.

BTW, nothing's less manly than clinging to the trappings of masculinity like a shipwreck survivor clinging to a piece of driftwood. Also, speaking as a lady, beards are gross. Western civilization (you know, the same civilization Randroids claim to love) agrees with me:



Bruce Leroy
Jun 10, 2010

Pththya-lyi posted:

The question posits that you are a racer who continues to eat meat even in the face of such regulations, causing you to lose races and prize money. Why would you, as a rational person, continue to eat meat under such a system? It's really a stupidity/stubbornness tax.


Whatever my employers decide to do is fair, at least under a free-market system. After all, if I don't like the terms of my employment, I'm free to work for another company or strike out on my own, aren't I? Why do you hate the free market, Capitalism Is? :qq:

E: The analogy also fails because it presumes that I wasn't told about my being taxed before my first payday; i.e. that the company got me to work through them through fraud. But if you live under a government, how could you not know that you're going to be taxed?

Plato's Allegory of the Cave?

Glitterbomber posted:

Of course, more titles=more accomplishments=more worth, duh. It's just a totally logical and not at all pathetic way to present yourself as a well rounded person with skills that are totally applicable to pretty much every part of modern life.

Glitterbomer, poster, gay uncle, multiple time winner of buffalo wing eating contests.

Braggart

Kobayashi posted:

This is probably getting dangerously close to dogpiling, but here's another :wtf: from the same guy. When I first read it, I laughed, because I thought the deadpan tone and delivery was hilarious. Then I read about "capitalistic morality" and realized he was serious.


There's more in the comments.

So, he's insulting almost the entire military other than a very small portion of special forces who are allowed to wear beards to comport with local cultures in the Middle East? Good to know.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

I think it's extra funny because if we met he would consider my beard an outward sign of objective masculine morality or whatever other word soup congeals in his brain, when in fact I have a beard because I'M TOO loving LAZY TO SHAVE.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Pththya-lyi posted:

BTW, nothing's less manly than clinging to the trappings of masculinity like a shipwreck survivor clinging to a piece of driftwood. Also, speaking as a lady, beards are gross. Western civilization (you know, the same civilization Randroids claim to love) agrees with me:

'Western civilization' has lasted for a long time, and fashions have changed back and forth. So you get Roman emperors with beards...


Marcus Aurelius

...and neckbeards...


Nero

...you have generals with pony tails and powdered wigs...


Frederick the Great


George W.

...and by all means, I consider all of these to be representative of masculinity in western civilization. Maybe Nero had a bit of over-compensation going on with the horse races and gladiator fights. But the guy killed her own mother, give him a break.

The thing is, none of these people are recorded in history claiming that beards or powdered wigs made them more masculine or anything. They just went with the fashion.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

quote:

The first step in the socialization process is to acquire universal suffrage (giving everyone in the state the right to vote), then expropriating private property (exorbitant taxes), abolishing inheritance (the ability to increase inheritance taxes substantially), creating a National Bank (the Federal Reserve), organizing factories to control profits (too big to fail government takeover or unionization), providing free education and health care … this process will be the fastest way to facilitate the socialization of Europe.

"The Communist Manifesto" (1848) by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.

Sound familiar?

I never knew letting everyone vote was basically communism if you think about it

Urban Space Cowboy
Feb 15, 2009

All these Coyote avatars...they make me nervous...like somebody's pulling a prank on the entire forum! :tinfoil:

Neptr posted:

What is objective morality? It's an oxymoron. I'm surprised Word didn't put a green squiggly line under that.
Andy Ubermensch's personal site and the Unit Interactive site both use the font League Gothic, which is...freely distributable, so apparently objective morality involves using other people's generosity to your own advantage as much as humanly possible.

Okay, so he is an expert capitalist after all.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I kind of want to see videos of his fencing just to see what swords he uses, maybe the longsword or the saber or maybe it would be him hacking at something with a samurai sword and looking proud when he chops a cucumber in half with one blow. Proud swordsman.

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Furikku posted:

I wonder how he feels about men that can't grow facial hair.

Andy's got this!

Some guy named Brian posted:

What about those who are plagued with the inability to grow anything?

I’m one of those guys. I can grow some scruff, but it doesn’t grow thick enough to be an actual bead. Furthermore, my sideburns don’t reach down to my chin. And once more, my girlfriend doesn’t like the feel of beard when I kiss her.

Is it not manly to respect my girlfriend’s wishes and shave?

Andy the Objectivist posted:

@Brian
Surely genetics will determine what sort of pattern/texture one’s face is capable of producing. If hairless, it’s no denial of one’s masculinity, while shaving is. But I’m of the opinion that one should work whatever one has to work with, even if it’s only sideburns and chinpatch. As to your girlfriend, presumably she understands that you’re a man, yes?. Hair grows on a man’s face (in most cases). You should expect that she respect your fundamental nature at the very least. :-/

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
:( Andy thinks my fundamental nature is being a neckbeard. Not cool, man.

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

30.5 Days posted:

:( Andy thinks my fundamental nature is being a neckbeard. Not cool, man.

The nature of man is facial hair- in a word, neckbeard.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



If all that's true how do they explain the correlation between smug atheism and beards?

[ed] Seeing answers from Andy made me think I was in the Conservapedia thread for a second but I think my question is probably still relevant to the kind of people who would assert the inherent goodness of beardness.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
So, according to Andy's logic, who's manlier:

Karl Marx

OR


Fidel Castro

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

So, according to Andy's logic, who's manlier:

Karl Marx

OR


Fidel Castro

Castro. Marx didn't have the US trying to kill him for decades in increasingly cartoonish schemes.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

Peven Stan posted:

The nature of man is facial hair- in a word, neckbeard.

Is man not entitled to the beard of his neck?

Pedestrian Xing
Jul 19, 2007

William Bennett is always terrible, but today he wrote an article about education for CNN. As soon as I saw the author I had a pretty good idea of what he was going to say, and I wasn't wrong. He hit all the points you would expect a hardcore conservative education "expert" to make:
  • Education is bad and we should have less of it
  • Non-STEM fields are useless and we should get rid of them
  • Educations' only value is the money you can earn with it
  • Only rich people should be allowed to get an education/gently caress THE POORS
  • Government is bad and ruins everything it touches :toot:

Bonus feature: have the latest from my school newspaper's resident college libertarian idiot columnist!

Double bonus: he looks like this

e: formatting

Pedestrian Xing fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Dec 7, 2012

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Pedestrian Xing posted:

William Bennett is always terrible, but today he wrote an article about education for CNN. As soon as I saw the author I had a pretty good idea of what he was going to say, and I wasn't wrong. He hit all the points you would expect a hardcore conservative education "expert" to make:
[*] Education is bad and we should have less of it
[*] Non-STEM fields are useless and we should get rid of them
[*] Educations' only value is the money you can earn with it
[*] Only rich people should be allowed to get an education/gently caress THE POORS
[*] Government is bad and ruins everything it touches :toot:

Gaah. There should be a rule that when you, as a tub thumping conservative moralist whose bestselling book bears the title "The Book of Virtues", are exposed as a degenerate gambler, you should shamble off into hiding and never be seen again. And if you do venture onto any public forum, anyone appearing with you should be obligated to comment on the source of your public shame at every appearance.


So is this guy like a big Drudge wannabe? Including in-the-closet status and everything?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

The greatest part of the "capitalism is" test posted uptread was this:

quote:

Q:
Should laws or public policy positively address the idea of “the common good”?

A: Yes
Incorrect. Oops! Fundamental morality is the right of an individual to his or her own life. Collective ideas, such as “the common good” are tyrannies upon the smallest minority of all: the individual. According to your answer, your preferred social system is either socialism or communism.

The first loving sentence of the constitution posted:

in order to...promote the general welfare

gently caress you got mine.

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

Nanomashoes posted:

The greatest part of the "capitalism is" test posted uptread was this:



gently caress you got mine.

Anarcho-capitalists generally are not huge defenders of the Constitution. They want no state beyond that which enforces contracts. This is never going to happen because states are instruments of class power and the bourgeoisie isn't going to give up its state without simultaneously losing its property.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Rogue0071 posted:

Anarcho-capitalists generally are not huge defenders of the Constitution. They want no state beyond that which enforces contracts. This is never going to happen because states are instruments of class power and the bourgeoisie isn't going to give up its state without simultaneously losing its property.

If the state only enforces contracts, wouldn't that automatically favor the rich since they would be able to hire better lawyers to write contracts in their favor?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Why shouldn't the state favor the rich? They're better than us.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

VideoTapir posted:

Why shouldn't the state favor the rich? They're better than us.

It's this kind of thinking that led to the guillotine being very well used in France during a certain period.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
The lady who thinks there's a "War on Men" is back, with a whole bundle of straw men (or straw feminists) to demolish. Also, a few more bucketloads of :biotruths:.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Guilty Spork posted:

The lady who thinks there's a "War on Men" is back, with a whole bundle of straw men (or straw feminists) to demolish. Also, a few more bucketloads of :biotruths:.

"Just because you can do the same job a man can do doesn’t mean you need to let him know it."

Holy poo poo.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

Guilty Spork posted:

The lady who thinks there's a "War on Men" is back, with a whole bundle of straw men (or straw feminists) to demolish. Also, a few more bucketloads of :biotruths:.

It's like she is a female Nice GuyTM.

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Guilty Spork posted:

The lady who thinks there's a "War on Men" is back, with a whole bundle of straw men (or straw feminists) to demolish. Also, a few more bucketloads of :biotruths:.

"Males, on the other hand – in general – are loners. They’re content to mill about in their man caves. They like to hunt. They like to build things and kill things. If you don’t have a son, this may sound strange. But again, that doesn’t make it untrue – nor does the fact that not every single man in the world is like this. Men also take pride in caring for their families. They can’t carry babies or nurse them, but they can provide for them. So let them."

Ah I see, building things is a solitary enterprise now. Brb, going to build the Empire State building.

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011

Last summer I took a job in a warehouse that would involve lifting heavy things and be very manly. Then I found out that women worked there too and my balls shriveled and my penis dropped to the floor like a sausage nobody would eat. One of the women ran over it with a forklift commenting it was no big loss. I shed a tear for every man trapped in this crazy vagina world. God bless women who know they don't have penises.

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

brakeless posted:

Last summer I took a job in a warehouse that would involve lifting heavy things and be very manly. Then I found out that women worked there too and my balls shriveled and my penis dropped to the floor like a sausage nobody would eat. One of the women ran over it with a forklift commenting it was no big loss. I shed a tear for every man trapped in this crazy vagina world. God bless women who know they don't have penises.

Grow a beard, dumbass.


Well if body hair is a sign of masculinity, I dare say she probably could!
VVV

Choadmaster fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Dec 8, 2012

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
My mom could beat up your dad.

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
Here's another awful article from Nick Kristof

quote:

Op-Ed Columnist
Profiting From a Child’s Illiteracy
By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF
Published: December 7, 2012

THIS is what poverty sometimes looks like in America: parents here in Appalachian hill country pulling their children out of literacy classes. Moms and dads fear that if kids learn to read, they are less likely to qualify for a monthly check for having an intellectual disability.

Many people in hillside mobile homes here are poor and desperate, and a $698 monthly check per child from the Supplemental Security Income program goes a long way — and those checks continue until the child turns 18.

“The kids get taken out of the program because the parents are going to lose the check,” said Billie Oaks, who runs a literacy program here in Breathitt County, a poor part of Kentucky. “It’s heartbreaking.”

This is painful for a liberal to admit, but conservatives have a point when they suggest that America’s safety net can sometimes entangle people in a soul-crushing dependency. Our poverty programs do rescue many people, but other times they backfire.

Some young people here don’t join the military (a traditional escape route for poor, rural Americans) because it’s easier to rely on food stamps and disability payments.


Antipoverty programs also discourage marriage: In a means-tested program like S.S.I., a woman raising a child may receive a bigger check if she refrains from marrying that hard-working guy she likes. Yet marriage is one of the best forces to blunt poverty. In married couple households only one child in 10 grows up in poverty, while almost half do in single-mother households.

Most wrenching of all are the parents who think it’s best if a child stays illiterate, because then the family may be able to claim a disability check each month.

“One of the ways you get on this program is having problems in school,” notes Richard V. Burkhauser, a Cornell University economist who co-wrote a book last year about these disability programs. “If you do better in school, you threaten the income of the parents. It’s a terrible incentive.”

About four decades ago, most of the children S.S.I. covered had severe physical handicaps or mental retardation that made it difficult for parents to hold jobs — about 1 percent of all poor children. But now 55 percent of the disabilities it covers are fuzzier intellectual disabilities short of mental retardation, where the diagnosis is less clear-cut. More than 1.2 million children across America — a full 8 percent of all low-income children — are now enrolled in S.S.I. as disabled, at an annual cost of more than $9 billion.

That is a burden on taxpayers, of course, but it can be even worse for children whose families have a huge stake in their failing in school. Those kids may never recover: a 2009 study found that nearly two-thirds of these children make the transition at age 18 into S.S.I. for the adult disabled. They may never hold a job in their entire lives and are condemned to a life of poverty on the dole — and that’s the outcome of a program intended to fight poverty.

THERE’S no doubt that some families with seriously disabled children receive a lifeline from S.S.I. But the bottom line is that we shouldn’t try to fight poverty with a program that sometimes perpetuates it.

A local school district official, Melanie Stevens, puts it this way: “The greatest challenge we face as educators is how to break that dependency on government. In second grade, they have a dream. In seventh grade, they have a plan.”

There’s a danger in drawing too firm conclusions about an issue — fighting poverty — that is as complex as human beings themselves. I’m no expert on domestic poverty. But for me, a tentative lesson from the field is that while we need safety nets, the focus should be instead on creating opportunity — and, still more difficult, on creating an environment that leads people to seize opportunities.

Oh and guess what this self appointed savior of women around the world has to say about a woman pregnant with twins who is about to lose her job

quote:

Look, there are no magic wands, and helping people is hard. One woman I met, Anastasia McCormick, told me that her $500 car had just broken down and she had to walk two miles each way to her job at a pizza restaurant. That’s going to get harder because she’s pregnant with twins, due in April.

At some point, Ms. McCormick won’t be able to hold that job anymore, and then she’ll have trouble paying the bills. She has rented a washer and dryer, but she’s behind in payments, and they may soon be hauled back. “I got a ‘discontinue’ notice on the electric,” she added, “but you get a month to pay up.” Life is like that for her, a roller coaster partly of her own making.

I don’t want to write anybody off, but I admit that efforts to help Ms. McCormick may end with a mixed record. But those twin boys she’s carrying? There’s time to transform their lives, and they — and millions like them — should be a national priority. They’re too small to fail.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

quote:

That is a burden on taxpayers, of course, but it can be even worse for children whose families have a huge stake in their failing in school. Those kids may never recover: a 2009 study found that nearly two-thirds of these children make the transition at age 18 into S.S.I. for the adult disabled. They may never hold a job in their entire lives and are condemned to a life of poverty on the dole — and that’s the outcome of a program intended to fight poverty.

[citation needed]

How long does it take to get on SSI these days?

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Here's another awful article from Nick Kristof


Oh and guess what this self appointed savior of women around the world has to say about a woman pregnant with twins who is about to lose her job

Kristof is the loving worst, and I hate the fact that he's an Orientalist with an Asian waifu and that lets him make blanket statements like Asian people don't care about sports, only number crunching and school.

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
Reminder that he had own documentary on PBS about "Turning Oppression into
Opportunity for Women Worldwide" http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/half-the-sky/ but still peddles in stereotypes about "welfare queens"

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Here's another awful article from Nick Kristof

Dumbass posted:

Antipoverty programs also discourage marriage: In a means-tested program like S.S.I., a woman raising a child may receive a bigger check if she refrains from marrying that hard-working guy she likes. Yet marriage is one of the best forces to blunt poverty. In married couple households only one child in 10 grows up in poverty, while almost half do in single-mother households.



Why do people who are anti-welfare believe this? Women in poverty are not dating wealthy eligible bachelors. They are dating men from their own neighborhoods and social classes. Two impoverished people getting married will not make them a middle class family. They are still going to be poor.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
Do they realize that the "no working man in the house" clauses of welfare weren't put there by the left?

Bruce Leroy
Jun 10, 2010

VideoTapir posted:

[citation needed]

How long does it take to get on SSI these days?

Not just that, but what percentage of children who are disabled and whose parents receive SSI for them are actually being kept out of school and literacy programs in order to keep the checks coming in? What is the threshold at which point we say, "Sorry, disabled kids, you don't get help, because X% of other people trying to get in the same program might not fully deserve it?" This is the same bullshit logic behind enacting voter ID laws because there are a handful, at most, of cases of in-person voter fraud each election cycle, even though they demonstrably disenfranchise thousands of legal voters.

I'm not denying that fraud and robbing children of schooling to get SSI happens, but just because it occurs doesn't mean the entire SSI program for children is a failure and should be abolished. If anything, Child Protective Services should be called in when teachers and other people suspect this is what's happening because it's obviously child neglect/abuse. We don't need to throw the baby out with the bathwater just because a few parents are lovely.

quote:

About four decades ago, most of the children S.S.I. covered had severe physical handicaps or mental retardation that made it difficult for parents to hold jobs — about 1 percent of all poor children. But now 55 percent of the disabilities it covers are fuzzier intellectual disabilities short of mental retardation, where the diagnosis is less clear-cut. More than 1.2 million children across America — a full 8 percent of all low-income children — are now enrolled in S.S.I. as disabled, at an annual cost of more than $9 billion.

There are leaps in logic here as well. Just because only 1% of poor kids were on SSI decades ago doesn't mean that only 1% should have been receiving it, nor does it necessarily mean that the subsequent 7% increase is due to parents committing fraud to get SSI checks or otherwise unworthy children and their families getting SSI. The science of mental health and developmental disorders has dramatically changed over that same period, which means that we understand different kinds of problems better than we did before and we're better at identifying these problems and can identify them earlier in life. So, when Kristof derisively refers to "fuzzier intellectual disabilities short of mental retardation," he's really just being either ignorant of modern science or intentionally deceptive. He's insinuating an endemic, widespread problem of people fudging the numbers and committing fraud to get checks, rather than acknowledging a wider range of childhood conditions which are rather disabling and costly for families, but which don't fit our traditional stereotypes of "disabled."

quote:

That is a burden on taxpayers, of course, but it can be even worse for children whose families have a huge stake in their failing in school. Those kids may never recover: a 2009 study found that nearly two-thirds of these children make the transition at age 18 into S.S.I. for the adult disabled. They may never hold a job in their entire lives and are condemned to a life of poverty on the dole — and that’s the outcome of a program intended to fight poverty.

Again, more leaps in logic are being made, as these people could generally actually need this help in adulthood and it could have little to nothing to do with the program itself. There are plenty of mental health and developmental conditions which are pretty disabling in adulthood, including autism-spectrum disorders, but these conditions weren't really researched or known very well decades ago, previously resulting in many mostly disabled adults falling through the cracks because they didn't meet the strict criteria for public assistance based on the incomplete science of the time.

Most egregiously, he's committing a "post hoc, ergo propter hoc fallacy" by implying causality. These kids having been on SSI as children and later as adults doesn't necessarily mean it was the program itself which caused these kids to be disabled adults. Honestly, doesn't it seem quite logical that kids who were disabled enough to meet the strict requirements for federal assistance as children might still have those same conditions and problems as adults and therefore still need assistance after they turn 18? Many disabling developmental conditions aren't really curable and are really just about management with the current state of medicine and science, and we shouldn't stop helping people with these problems just because there might be some level of abuse for the programs.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Bruce Leroy posted:




He's insinuating an endemic, widespread problem of people fudging the numbers and committing fraud to get checks, rather than acknowledging a wider range of childhood conditions which are rather disabling and costly for families, but which don't fit our traditional stereotypes of "disabled."



Rising health care costs and declining or stagnating incomes would make this worse. You can spend 100 percent of your total income on respite care (literally what respite care for my half-sister would have cost my mother if the state hadn't paid for it) or whatever, or you can stop working and do it yourself.

If you do the latter, even if you don't have any government assistance at all, there's still a chance you might be able to make a few bucks churning out poo poo SEO articles at home or something.

Or you could do what the Republicans clearly want you to do, and expose your infirm relatives on a mountaintop.

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

VideoTapir posted:

Or you could do what the Republicans clearly want you to do, and expose your infirm relatives on a mountaintop.

Even that could be hard to do in Appalachia. Mountaintops are becoming rarer.

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
You can rebuild the mountains with dead cripples.

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