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ChocolateMoose posted:Hundreds Of People Who Will Die Before Christmas Really Excited For Holiday Season Putting that unattributed picture of Kirk Douglas there is just not fair.  Herbert Walker Bush is near death, why not him? Also, the little girl 
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I don't even bother with the sad ones. I don't read The Onion to get depressed.
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ChocolateMoose posted:Hundreds Of People Who Will Die Before Christmas Really Excited For Holiday Season
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In other news, American Public Actually Kind of Endearing in Some Ways
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Sesame Street ISSUE 48•49 | 12.09.12 | TV Listings PBS 7 a.m. EST/6 a.m. CST Cookie Monster is killed off. more»
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Two great opinion pieces from yesteryear: The Milk Is Expired When I Say It Is pennsylvania_sports_fans.txt EDIT: I am good at geography and reading comprehension. Robert Denby has a new favorite as of 15:58 on Dec 13, 2012 |
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Dec 13, 2012 06:20
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Steelers are Pittsburgh, dude. Wrong side of the state.
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My favourite Onion articles that hadn't been posted in this thread: Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke
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toanoradian posted:My favourite Onion articles that hadn't been posted in this thread: This is my favorite "Bush is a genius" Onion article Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works
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Dec 13, 2012 18:06
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Holy poo poo, Sex House.
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Dec 13, 2012 19:27
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Maha posted:Holy poo poo, Sex House. Seriously, I just watched it all along with Lake Dredge Appraisal and Porkin' Across America and I'm now convinced that the Onion Digital writers are the funniest people alive.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/taylor-swift-now-dating-suri-cruise,30720/ I hope they keep at it, making the gossip more ridiculous each time.
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Little Blue Couch posted:Seriously, I just watched it all along with Lake Dredge Appraisal and Porkin' Across America and I'm now convinced that the Onion Digital writers are the funniest people alive. Those are by far the best series. Horrible Planet is ok to good, Onion Talks is meh, as was Troublehacking. Am I forgetting one?
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Dec 13, 2012 22:07
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zoux posted:Those are by far the best series. Horrible Planet is ok to good, Onion Talks is meh, as was Troublehacking. Am I forgetting one?
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Dec 14, 2012 01:54
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'The Hobbit' To Feature 53-Minute-Long Scene Of Bilbo Baggins Trying To Figure Out What To Pack (From what I've heard, this actually isn't all that far from the truth.)
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GOP: We'll Accept Higher Taxes If President Obama Gives Us His Dog
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Dec 14, 2012 04:00
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Rand Paul's reaction was loving perfect.
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Dec 14, 2012 04:03
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I can't wait for the Literally Unbelievable posts
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zoux posted:Those are by far the best series. Horrible Planet is ok to good, Onion Talks is meh, as was Troublehacking. Am I forgetting one? Nah, you pretty much got em. I like Horrifying Planet, but Onion Talks really seems like it suffers the same problem as a lot of the articles - funny ideas, drawn-out execution. edit: Haha ok I guess this is a thing now Little Blue Couch has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Dec 14, 2012 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Rand Paul's reaction was loving perfect.
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Little Blue Couch posted:Nah, you pretty much got em. I like Horrifying Planet, but Onion Talks really seems like it suffers the same problem as a lot of the articles - funny ideas, drawn-out execution. Two episodes of Onion Talks; What is the biggest rock? and Ducks go quack are pitch perfect, the rest are fairly forgettable. Never really warmed to Horrifying planet, its like those cracked articles that just constantly say 'drat nature you scary!' and drive the joke into the ground. ANYWAY, enough of my dumb opionions, Rare Pornographic Movie Shot At Vatican For First Time Since 1982's 'Pope Fisters IV'.
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The soon to be Onion articles about the school shooting in CT are going to be...interesting.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The soon to be Onion articles about the school shooting in CT are going to be...interesting. http://www.theonion.com/articles/hundreds-of-people-who-will-die-before-christmas-r,30707/ This came up two days ago. Seems somehow poignant.
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Guys With Boring Jobs Really Hitting It Off A Few Rows Back On Airplane
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Jerusalem posted:I kinda half hope the following becomes a regular running theme ala Diamond Joe: I was hoping that this story would come up on Literally Unbelievable eventually, and we finally hit comedy paydirt: 
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The soon to be Onion articles about the school shooting in CT are going to be...interesting. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fu...eadline:default
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^^beatenShimrra Jamaane posted:The soon to be Onion articles about the school shooting in CT are going to be...interesting. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fu...eadline:default
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Also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/just-illegalize-us-already-nations-assault-weapons,30744/ And: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-it-okay-to-spend-rest-of-day-curled-in-feta,30741/ 
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Dec 14, 2012 22:47
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I didn't get emotional until I read that article
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Dec 14, 2012 22:48
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/ri...eadline:default another one
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Dec 14, 2012 22:50
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It reminds me of one earlier this year where they put out this article in the morning and a shooting happened the same day Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass Shooting UPDATE: Never Mind  Here is another one about today that sums up a lot: Report: It Okay To Spend Rest Of Day Curled In Fetal Position Under Desk
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Dec 14, 2012 22:54
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Fuckin Onion making me cry at work.
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Dec 14, 2012 22:55
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An earlier Onion article: NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything
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'Right To Live Life In Complete, Stunned Horror,' Added To Constitution God drat Onion, god drat...
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All the recent articles are reminding me of this: Nation Refuses To Read Headline Beyond Words '4-Year-Old Girl Forced To'
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That's depressing as hell, but I can't help but laugh atquote:"Did you know a female dog in Missouri adopted a litter of piglets?" Siegel continued. "Ha, ha, ha! No little girls being forced to do anything in that story!" The desperation is just...it's like responding to recent tragedies by laughing awkwardly.
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"Naked Woman Biting Pearls Near Curtain Likes Perfume" Nothing else but that headline - no related article, no pictures, just the headline. It's perfect.
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Peter Jackson's 'The Hobbit' Stays Faithful To Original Book, Denny's Menu And before anyone asks, yes, Denny's has Hobbit-themed meals right now.
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Robert Denby posted:Peter Jackson's 'The Hobbit' Stays Faithful To Original Book, Denny's Menu
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Robert Denby posted:Peter Jackson's 'The Hobbit' Stays Faithful To Original Book, Denny's Menu As always, wonderfully cheery headlines in the video: "Egyptian president Morsi using healing power of violence to reunite country"
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