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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Is Bruce Willis black in this one? He looks more like Samuel L. Jackson's character in Die Hard With A Vengeance than he does himself :psyboom:

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I'd watch a John McClone Die Hard movie.

Kingtheninja
Jul 29, 2004

"You're the best looking guy here."
The only way to beat john McClane, is with John McClane.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Gonz posted:

I'd watch a John McClone Die Hard movie.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Gonz posted:

I'd watch a John McClone Die Hard movie.

Live Free Or Matrix Reloaded

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gonz posted:

I'd watch a John McClone Die Hard movie.

Finally, Die Hard crosses over with Universal Soldier.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
Saw this in a theatre today waiting for the Hobbit and had my mind loving blown.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is Bruce Willis black in this one? He looks more like Samuel L. Jackson's character in Die Hard With A Vengeance than he does himself :psyboom:

Really? Like, he genuinely looks like a black man to you?

Kojiro
Aug 11, 2003

LET'S GET TO THE TOP!

Jefferoo posted:

Saw this in a theatre today waiting for the Hobbit and had my mind loving blown.



It looks like its trying to sell you Netflix, or perhaps a sofa sale. Nice to try something new, I guess, but ehhh.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

I don't just love you, I'm in love with you.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


I'm now convinced that this movie now needs to happen.

Edit: haha, I didn't see the army of Bruce Willi manning the Kremlin battlements.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Dec 17, 2012

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
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boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Oct 6, 2014

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Does anyone know where the son came from? He's only ever had a daughter in the previous movies. My guess is illegitimate child and he founds out about him in the first act.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Meltathon posted:

Does anyone know where the son came from? He's only ever had a daughter in the previous movies. My guess is illegitimate child and he founds out about him in the first act.

He had a son in the first one.

Edit: Took me a while to find a picture.

Tears In A Vial fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Dec 17, 2012

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Meltathon posted:

Does anyone know where the son came from? He's only ever had a daughter in the previous movies. My guess is illegitimate child and he founds out about him in the first act.

He had sex with a woman years ago that he didn't know was a Gruber sibling. It's outlined in the prequel comic that you can read for free online after you scan the QR code on any large A Good Day to Die Hard™ -themed beverage at Burger King™.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Oh, while I was uploading that Die Hard screen, I found these in my imgur gallery. I found them on facebook this morning, but didn't get around to posting them. I know how much this thread loves fan made, quasi-minimalist stuff.









Edit: Source:

http://www.doaly.co.uk/2012/12/15/man-of-steel-poster-set/

Tears In A Vial fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Dec 17, 2012

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

How could any Superman fan worth his salt not make the streak red-and-blue? That just looks like the Kents finally launched their anti-Commie ICBM from the barn.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The first one has a typo.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Lobok posted:

That just looks like the Kents finally launched their anti-Commie ICBM from the barn.
Well that is what Superman is.

Island Nation
Jun 20, 2006
Trust No One

flatluigi posted:

Does the fifth Die Hard carry on the grand tradition of having a script that wasn't intended to be a Die Hard movie at first?

Wiki seems to indicate it's the 1st non-retooled and the 2nd non-adapted (after DHWAV) Die Hard

It does continue the tradition though of setting Die Hard in a different locale (LA,VA,NYC,DC,Russia)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I can't wait until the TV edit comes out. "Yippie-ki-yay, Muscoviter!"

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

I thought Dai Hard was a Welsh porn star, until I discovered Something Awful!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

RoughDraft2.0 posted:

Kiimo: do you sign NDAs, or is there a chance in hell you could ever go on record for a news outlet with some details on how the whole poster approval process works?

We don't but I wouldn't want to, you can do better than me.

Oh and, "These are my personal opinions and do not reflect the views of Warner Bros., Silver Pictures or Time Warner". Glad I took that mandatory social media online training course.



content:






If this gets a tepid reaction, do some market research...





Now we're talking. Send out a Friday memo about the bump in tracking and you can all leave at 5.


edit:

bowser posted:

Noobz...with a z!


You have beaten me.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Dec 17, 2012

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
"riegn"?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I was confused by army helmet + lipstick. Must be a "gamer." thing.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
The guy with the headphones around his neck is the movie's director and writer.

Baron Bifford fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Dec 17, 2012

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Casper van Dien sure looks like a coked-up Johnny Knoxville on that poster.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

WatermelonGun posted:

Really? Like, he genuinely looks like a black man to you?

More black than he does white :v:

Tears In A Vial posted:

Oh, while I was uploading that Die Hard screen, I found these in my imgur gallery. I found them on facebook this morning, but didn't get around to posting them. I know how much this thread loves fan made, quasi-minimalist stuff.









Edit: Source:

http://www.doaly.co.uk/2012/12/15/man-of-steel-poster-set/

Hahaha, these almost look like motivational Christian bookmarks.

RoughDraft2.0
Mar 8, 2007

We really like your car, Mrs. LaRusso.

kiimo posted:

We don't but I wouldn't want to, you can do better than me.

I'm not sure about that. This thread delivers mostly because of you. I'm serious about wanting to speak, even if it's off the record. roughdraft1 at gee mail dot com. The world needs to know about your work.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

Tears In A Vial posted:

Oh, while I was uploading that Die Hard screen, I found these in my imgur gallery. I found them on facebook this morning, but didn't get around to posting them. I know how much this thread loves fan made, quasi-minimalist stuff.









Edit: Source:

http://www.doaly.co.uk/2012/12/15/man-of-steel-poster-set/

It bothers me that these have improper punctuation, they look like a hasty forum poster trying to sell a point by removing the period at the end

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Looks like someone went a little crazy on the brightness & contrast sliders.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

I will watch that movie if it is true to the poster and literally takes place on the surface of the sun.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Gonz posted:

I'd watch a John McClone Die Hard movie.

Die Hard: Nemesis.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Yippi-ki-plicity.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

Dillbag posted:

Looks like someone went a little crazy on the brightness & contrast sliders.



Something's odd about that critic quote. It feels like I've seen almost that exact quote before.

Irish Taxi Driver
Sep 12, 2004

We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Die Hard: Nemesis.

Yeah I could see Tom Hardy as a young John McClane.

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

WickedIcon posted:

Something's odd about that critic quote. It feels like I've seen almost that exact quote before.
Sounds like a description of heavy duty toilet paper.

Maybe whoever designed that poster took "make them look whiter" literally.

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time

Dillbag posted:

Looks like someone went a little crazy on the brightness & contrast sliders.



I keep trying to focus on the background behind them and it's driving me crazy.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

casa de mi padre posted:

Sounds like a description of heavy duty toilet paper.

To be a little more specific, I'm about 75% sure those adjectives have been used to describe every drama about black people ever. I could be wrong, as I don't feel like looking up RT blurbs for "urban" "inner-city" dramas, but that's definitely the impression I'm getting.

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The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Dillbag posted:

Looks like someone went a little crazy on the brightness & contrast sliders.



Getting a "fake Seinfeld movie" vibe off this one.

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