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dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Sir Cornelius posted:

There's Capri, Cortina, Granada, Scorpio, Fiesta, Sierra, Orion, Escort, Focus and Mondeo Ghias. It's from the design firm Carrozzeria Ghia that Ford bought in the early 1970s.

They used it on Australian model Fords too like the Laser/Telstar/Fairmont/Territory

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General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005

dissss posted:

They used it on Australian model Fords too like the Laser/Telstar/Fairmont/Territory

Fairlane Sportsman Ghia. Hell of a model name. Especially because I don't know of any non Ghia Fairlanes.
Fairlane is for the LWB package. Ghia includes... I have no goddamned idea because there are no hard and fast rules. Fairmont is the model that replaces Falcon when the Ghia suffix is added. Then there is the the LTD which is a Fairlane again with a different set of particularly gaudy options. Oh can't forget the XR6 and XR8 Falcons with the go faster bits (The Fairlane Sportsman in I6 configuration got the XR6 motor. The V8 I think got the same as the LTD). What have I missed. The GL is the poverty pack with barebones trim and crappy green backlit gauges.

That's something else. Depending on the trim type the gauges are backlit a different colour.

The Aussie naming conventions are a bloody mess.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Faithiest posted:

The original BMW 3 series was a two door car exclusively.

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2012/12/and-then-there-was-four/

As much as Jack Baruth is a miserable, whinging, pompous, overstuffed anal wart of a human being, he's absolutely right in this case. People look at me weird when I say that the 3-Series should only be a coupe, and that it was orignally just that.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

MrChips posted:

As much as Jack Baruth is a miserable, whinging, pompous, overstuffed anal wart of a human being, he's absolutely right in this case.

Every time I see someone quote TTaC, I cringe a bit. Thanks for giving me faith in humanity. Baruth still shits me, though. His GT-R BAD FOR NISSAN still annoys me, even though I'll never own one.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

InitialDave posted:

One of my favourites was the rowdy little Daihatsu kei car, the Mira Avanzato TR-XX R4. Nothing like a few Rs and Xs to let you know we popped a few chillies into the mix for this one.

My personal favorite is the 1994-6 Honda CBR250RR(R). I guess when your entry into what most people consider the entry-level motorcycle displacement range has a 16-valve inline 4 with a 19,000 RPM redline, you gotta indicate that somehow.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Dec 19, 2012

Chickenbisket
Apr 27, 2006
This poor poor NA Miata. This is the last car I expected to ever see with lambo doors. I really wonder if the odometer is even hooked up, the trip and overall both show all 0's. It's kind of illegal to sell it like that right?

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/ctd/3487603358.html

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Love the overspray from painting the calipers on the car



It's a shame, the engine seems reasonably well done, but every cosmetic decision they made inside and out is just poor.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Chickenbisket posted:

This poor poor NA Miata. This is the last car I expected to ever see with lambo doors. I really wonder if the odometer is even hooked up, the trip and overall both show all 0's. It's kind of illegal to sell it like that right?


It's legal if its documented somewhere on the car what its mileage was before the cluster swap, and of course the new one works.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

cynic posted:

'I drive a G Sedan -vs- I drive a QX' means nothing to me

'I drive a Q50 -vs- I drive a QX80' immediately indicates at the very least that the QX80 is bigger better and more expensive than the Q50.


Except that what they're calling the QX60 is actually larger than the QX70.

einTier
Sep 25, 2003

Charming, friendly, and possessed by demons.
Approach with caution.


Vents? gently caress that, GAUGES.

This is the only photo that shows all the vents, but you can see how they're all stopped up. I've seen people do one or two in a pinch, but never all four. Don't bother ever turning the A/C on.

Chickenbisket
Apr 27, 2006

einTier posted:

Vents? gently caress that, GAUGES.

This is the only photo that shows all the vents, but you can see how they're all stopped up. I've seen people do one or two in a pinch, but never all four. Don't bother ever turning the A/C on.

The cupholders are also full of gauges, just in case the oil and fuel level on the dash were too convenient to look at.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
I called Infiniti America today and apparently they have been getting quite a lot of negative feedback on the new naming scheme. I'm glad to hear that their customers are also calling them on their madness.

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

dissss posted:

They used it on Australian model Fords too like the Laser/Telstar/Fairmont/Territory

Just realized that there's even a Ford Ka Ghia. What the gently caress?

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Viggen posted:

Every time I see someone quote TTaC, I cringe a bit. Thanks for giving me faith in humanity. Baruth still shits me, though. His GT-R BAD FOR NISSAN still annoys me, even though I'll never own one.

Jack was better back when he was just the weird guy who autocrossed a phaeton and got it to lift its back wheel (proving that it was in fact, just a VW).

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

einTier posted:



Vents? gently caress that, GAUGES.

This is the only photo that shows all the vents, but you can see how they're all stopped up. I've seen people do one or two in a pinch, but never all four. Don't bother ever turning the A/C on.

You assume it still has a working A/C.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

nm posted:

Jack was better back when he was just the weird guy who autocrossed a phaeton and got it to lift its back wheel (proving that it was in fact, just a VW).


Proving that the VW Phaeton is just a VW? What?

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
I like that Miata's hot air intake too.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Throatwarbler posted:

Proving that the VW Phaeton is just a VW? What?

VAG products have a habit of tripodding when driven hard:





The Phaeton, despite it's decidedly un-Volks price, is still a VW at heart.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

Chickenbisket posted:

This poor poor NA Miata. This is the last car I expected to ever see with lambo doors. I really wonder if the odometer is even hooked up, the trip and overall both show all 0's. It's kind of illegal to sell it like that right?

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/ctd/3487603358.html


Yellow dipstick? You plebs on here don't even understand the SPEED and CLASS that this thing has.

einTier
Sep 25, 2003

Charming, friendly, and possessed by demons.
Approach with caution.

veedubfreak posted:

You assume it still has a working A/C.

Ah, that's my Texas coming out, where disconnecting the A/C is practically suicidal. I forget some of you northern folks rip it out and don't think twice about it. Still, even without A/C, sometimes it's nice to just let a breeze flow through the dash vents. In this set up, you're limited to defroster and floor vents. Ick.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


IOwnCalculus posted:

VAG products have a habit of tripodding when driven hard:

Just about any FWD car with a stiff enough suspension will do it, it's not unique to VWs.

Hot hatches in particular all do it when cornering hard.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

French stuff especially. It's cute :3:

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





KozmoNaut posted:

Just about any FWD car with a stiff enough suspension will do it, it's not unique to VWs.

Hot hatches in particular all do it when cornering hard.

Sure, but it's just a thing I have stuck in my head pretty firmly as being particularly associated with VWs.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Why can't I see IOC's last post in this thread?
edit: after posting this it popped up. How strange!

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
It's a known glitch in the forums, but this is the first time I've seen it in action.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

einTier posted:

Ah, that's my Texas coming out, where disconnecting the A/C is practically suicidal. I forget some of you northern folks rip it out and don't think twice about it. Still, even without A/C, sometimes it's nice to just let a breeze flow through the dash vents. In this set up, you're limited to defroster and floor vents. Ick.

Or lowering the windows or taking the top down.

Probably doesn't matter, the thing barely looks driven. It looks like a show car. A very poor show car.

JP Money posted:

Yellow dipstick? You plebs on here don't even understand the SPEED and CLASS that this thing has.

As far as I know that's a standard mazda thing right? The dipstick in my RX-8 is yellow.

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

GutBomb posted:

As far as I know that's a standard mazda thing right? The dipstick in my RX-8 is yellow.

I've never seen a Mazda dipstick that wasn't yellow.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
I guess noone remembers the mad tyte miata :-(

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

JP Money posted:

I guess noone remembers the mad tyte miata :-(

I remember. I will always remember.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Terrible Robot posted:

It's a known glitch in the forums, but this is the first time I've seen it in action.

Yeah, Chooch is working on it.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

IOwnCalculus posted:

Yeah, Chooch is working on it.

Does it only happen with moderator posts? Sounds like entrapment, to me. :D

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Sir Cornelius posted:

I've never seen a Mazda dipstick that wasn't yellow.

On some cars, different color dipsticks supposedly signify different types of oil needed. For instance, on Peugeots AFAIK a yellow dipstick means it takes mineral oil, an orange dipstick means semi-synth minimum and a red dipstick means fully-synth only.

I'm not sure how reliable this is, though, as I've never been able to find any written documentation, it's all hearsay from my mechanic.

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

KozmoNaut posted:

On some cars, different color dipsticks supposedly signify different types of oil needed. For instance, on Peugeots AFAIK a yellow dipstick means it takes mineral oil, an orange dipstick means semi-synth minimum and a red dipstick means fully-synth only.

I'm not sure how reliable this is, though, as I've never been able to find any written documentation, it's all hearsay from my mechanic.

I think that's completely bullshit. Even for PSA cars. PSA does use handle color codes for oil capacity between engines within the same model though (actually I think the color code really identifies dipstick length).

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
Yellow signifies Maximum High Performance (MHP) engines, of which that Miata posted above contain.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Nocheez posted:

Does it only happen with moderator posts? Sounds like entrapment, to me. :D

Hah, no, it happens to us as well :)

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Sir Cornelius posted:

I think that's completely bullshit. Even for PSA cars. PSA does use handle color codes for oil capacity between engines within the same model though (actually I think the color code really identifies dipstick length).

There's only one way to get an answer. A dipstick measuring contest!

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

IOwnCalculus posted:

VAG products have a habit of tripodding when driven hard:





The Phaeton, despite it's decidedly un-Volks price, is still a VW at heart.

Pfft, three wheeling with the rear wheel up. Call me back when you aren't doing a Jim Clark with the front wheel up in the air all the time

mutt2jeff
Oct 2, 2004
The one, the only....
National Geographic channel covers L.A. Street Racers for an episode, and it is terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jky79YsH0mY

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

mutt2jeff posted:

National Geographic channel covers L.A. Street Racers for an episode, and it is terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jky79YsH0mY

Oh god this is awful. "FIVE HUNDRED HORSEPOWER!" *heavy metal guitar riff*

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Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
"This mustang will go from 0 to 241 KMH ...in 10 seconds." Who the gently caress decided KMH was the best method to report the speed here?

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