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Ahahahha casu holy poo poo!
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 15:00 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 12:19 |
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Send back a letter saying they're right, you guys have been doing this all wrong. But instead of el paso you've both decided to move out to the Black Bear Ranch.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 15:38 |
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Give up, move to El Paso, eat the wonderful food here. E: Alternatively tell them you're doing one better and moving to Juarez and they can visit!
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 15:42 |
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Casu Marzu posted:So. The gf's parents sent her a box. Because Christmas Eve and Day were so hectic, it got set to the side. Wow, people are soooo ugly this time of year. I'd suggest that you do the following: Return or sell the ticket for cash; Use the cash to make a lovely dinner complete with lots of alcohol; Lavishly photograph the prep, cooking and eating;; Send the photographs to them along with two Korans and a long rambling, hand written letter saying that you two will forgive them for all their "transgressions" if they stay the hell away from your home.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 16:27 |
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If you could afford a return ticket, it'd be badass for you to fly down there in your wife's place to give them a lovely surprise at the airport.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 17:10 |
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Wow. Casu's got me beat on the family drama. My mother in law behaved like a spoiled twelve-year-old the whole time we were there, culminating in a shouting match with my father in law which ended with her screaming "IT'S A loving CHEESE PLATE! A CHEESE PLATE!" and storming off. The woman is impossibly self-centered and dependent, and I always end up having to babysit/wait on her while my husband and father in law go do fun things and have grownup conversations. It's times like this when I really wish Mr W. and I weren't both only children.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 17:32 |
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Wroughtirony posted:Wow. Casu's got me beat on the family drama. Thanksgiving didn't deliver this year - luckily there's christmas! Also - cheese should make you happy, not give you feelings of animosity towards your spouse. That is pretty much anti-cheese behaviour! I am assuming that there was some sort of cheese involved, and it was not a pure discussion on the different merits of plates and china.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 17:39 |
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My boyfriend isn't christian enough for my parent's tastes, but they still go out of their way to be nice to him. He even got a nicer present then I did. It's almost like they come from a religion of love and forgiveness or something.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 18:25 |
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She ended up just tossing everything in the fireplace. In regards to the two bibles, I'm guessing it is a backup, since they don't even acknowledge my existence beyond me being an example as to why she is being sinful. I doubt they would try to "save" me.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:20 |
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Casu Marzu posted:She ended up just tossing everything in the fireplace.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:26 |
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I found a ton of collection of old church recipebooks and some of these things are weird.quote:RECIPE, PATENTED. quote:BROOK TROUT A LA NATURE. I discovered the proto meatship goon!
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:56 |
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Happy Hat posted:Thanksgiving didn't deliver this year - luckily there's christmas! Oh yes. There was cheese. Mother in law (heretofore referred to as "MIL") had purchased some cheeses. She mentioned at some point that she was thingking of making a cheese plate at an unspecified time in the future. Christmas evening, I, along with my husband and FIL made ham sandwiches. FIL selected a fine cheese for sandwich-related purposes. MIL witnessed the removal of said cheese from refrigerator. She interpreted the act to signify that FIL knew of the cheese's intended purpose and was taking the initiative to use that and other fine cheeses to create and present a cheese plate. When she saw that not only hadn't a cheese plate been assembled but that FIL had used her fine cheese for his ham sandwich, she expressed her shock and horror that he could be so loving insensitive and cruel. She then interrupted his explanations and apologies by loudly and passionately informing him that he never, ever listens to her. Unfortunately (for me,) their house is booze-free.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 20:17 |
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Wroughtirony posted:
My condolences.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 20:19 |
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Wroughtirony posted:She then interrupted his explanations and apologies by loudly and passionately informing him that he never, ever listens to her. The correct action here being that she should have with-held sex, or have forced herself upon him, chosing whichever would have made him uneasy and perplexed him the most of the two.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 20:49 |
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Oh god, cheese. Cheese is an instigator to many fights during Christmas time at my home. Grandmother (GM) and Mean Aunt (MA) were told again and again and again not to touch the cheeses in the fridge, because I needed them to make various things for dinner. Well, both GM and MA were both still pissed that I didn't want to make the same lovely ham, taters and green jello monstrosity that we've had every year since the beginning of time, so they decided that by god they were gonna show me. The way they did this was to eat all of the creamcheese. Whole. Like a banana. Luckily, all my cheese that I needed for dinner was still fine, so we ended up having what I was going to cook to begin with and they sat there gagging on cream cheese and angry that there was no ham, just steak. I don't even know.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 22:22 |
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NerdyNautilusGirl posted:The way they did this was to eat all of the creamcheese. Whole. Like a banana. Time to make them pay by making "that appetizer you like so much" every year from now on of half a pound of cream cheese on a stick.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 22:33 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Time to make them pay by making "that appetizer you like so much" every year from now on of half a pound of cream cheese on a stick. That and yelling "IT'S A loving CHEESE PLATE! A CHEESE PLATE!" upon presentation would make for some wonderful holiday memories.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 23:56 |
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Today, I received a gigantic high efficiency washer and dryer, lounge chair/fainting chair/psychiatrists couch, and a Gym sized treadmill. The kids playroom is currently the largest box fort compoundI have ever seen in my life!
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:12 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Time to make them pay by making "that appetizer you like so much" every year from now on of half a pound of cream cheese on a stick. Shape it like a dick, and roll it in chocolate springles for added comedic value
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:15 |
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I had a great Christmas, I have an awesome family, and you guys don't completely suck. Life's good. Happy New Year everyone!
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:21 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Time to make them pay by making "that appetizer you like so much" every year from now on of half a pound of cream cheese on a stick. Your recipes are weird. There was really a Bishop William Quayle so they are probably legit.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:44 |
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Eat This Glob posted:That and yelling "IT'S A loving CHEESE PLATE! A CHEESE PLATE!" upon presentation would make for some wonderful holiday memories. That's the best idea ever.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:48 |
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Wroughtirony posted:That's the best idea ever.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:50 |
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Happy Hat posted:Shape it like a dick, and roll it in chocolate springles for added comedic value ... they leave tomorrow, I still have time. Maybe they won't come stay next year if I do that.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 01:26 |
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Happy Hat posted:Shape it like a dick, and roll it in chocolate springles for added comedic value This is why you're the best Hat
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 03:51 |
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My family showed up, we had turkey, sausage stuffing, fried apples, cranberry jello-in-a-can, orange sweet potatoes, and pumpkin pie. It was a good time and no one lost their poo poo at anyone. Now I prepare to drive myself to Minneapolis for a NYE party and then aggressively hunt for a job so I don't have to come home. So if anyone has a lead on a job in Minneapolis, shoot me a line.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 04:14 |
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Holidays suck, I always work on them, my wife is always off, never see family, and I only get 8 hours holiday pay, despite working 12+ for the day. So I get 8 hours reg pay, 4 hours overtime, and 8 hours "overtime" for holiday pay. I need a goddamn vacation. e: But I am totally happy for you goons that got some family time. I've got NY off with the wife, and parents/bro in town for my birthday in April. So its not all bad, but gently caress holiday season, seriously. Chef De Cuisinart fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Dec 28, 2012 |
# ? Dec 28, 2012 04:31 |
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NerdyNautilusGirl posted:... they leave tomorrow, I still have time. Maybe they won't come stay next year if I do that. I remember your E/N. Maybe it's for the best.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 07:26 |
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Does anyone else here like salt licorice? I found a bag of it from when my friend sent me a care package a while back, and I forgot how much I love this stuff.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 08:08 |
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Casu Marzu posted:Does anyone else here like salt licorice? I found a bag of it from when my friend sent me a care package a while back, and I forgot how much I love this stuff.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 09:11 |
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Hauki posted:Salmiakki? yeah, that's the stuff
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 09:34 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:I found a ton of collection of old church recipebooks and some of these things are weird. I dunno, I quite like the expression "eat with vast deliberation".
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 10:09 |
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NerdyNautilusGirl posted:Oh god, cheese. Cheese is an instigator to many fights during Christmas time at my home. Grandmother (GM) and Mean Aunt (MA) were told again and again and again not to touch the cheeses in the fridge, because I needed them to make various things for dinner. Well, both GM and MA were both still pissed that I didn't want to make the same lovely ham, taters and green jello monstrosity that we've had every year since the beginning of time, so they decided that by god they were gonna show me. In my brain, I picture two obese, angry women eating cream cheese with rage filled tears, and screaming about needing the hams. It's like a ragefuck, but with packages of cheese.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 11:12 |
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dino. posted:In my brain, I picture two obese, angry women eating cream cheese with rage filled tears, and screaming about needing the hams. It's like a ragefuck, but with packages of cheese. I like the sound of that recipe, although it isn't vegan: "Cream Cheese with Rage-Filled Tears"
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 11:14 |
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therattle posted:What the hell are you doing up at 5am? Got to bed at 9 pm. Sleepy again. Wtf ricola. quote:“Tomato Soup.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 11:30 |
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Casu Marzu posted:Does anyone else here like salt licorice? I found a bag of it from when my friend sent me a care package a while back, and I forgot how much I love this stuff. Come to Denmark...
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 12:56 |
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Happy Hat posted:Come to Denmark... Don't do it! I've had some of their crazy salt licorice. It's so salty.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 13:08 |
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Don't do it! I've had some of their crazy salt licorice. It's so salty. Lies!
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 13:15 |
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Danish salty liquorice is weaksauce. Now we in Sweden knows how it should be made.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 13:22 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 12:19 |
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does it best. We chug ammonium chloride by the gallons!
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 13:29 |