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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

my favorite is when i have to put in -[synonym] x a billion to keep google from giving me pages and pages of almost-right results that i have no use for. no way to turn it off and it's the most retarded patronizing bullshit.

i run into this with queries featuring "negative"

damnit google i want negative pressure pump manufacturers, not no pressure pumps wtf

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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
yeah google i want \prod when i search for latex product why are you showing me sex toys :(

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
Yeah I blocked bleacher report because holy poo poo is that site ever worthless

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
mlmp

Alternately, wish google would block ur posting

Metal Pink Babble
Mar 31, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

my favorite is when i have to put in -[synonym] x a billion to keep google from giving me pages and pages of almost-right results that i have no use for. no way to turn it off and it's the most retarded patronizing bullshit.

define your parameters for analytic retention, and program your own spider hosted from your own console, using idle bandwidth from your own basement; stop crying and either repent or sieve the ocean by utilizing your mom's idle electricity.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:downs:

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Mar 7, 2018

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Install Gentoo posted:

you can block domains from ever showing up in search results again if you're signed in

i know that you could for a while, and a) did they bring it back, i don't see it and i want it because

Blackula69 posted:

Yeah I blocked bleacher report because holy poo poo is that site ever worthless

is a good idea

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

CraigK posted:

i know that you could for a while, and a) did they bring it back, i don't see it and i want it because


is a good idea

actually its even easier now:
https://www.google.com/reviews/t?hl=en

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

verbatim mode :cool:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Lutha Mahtin posted:

verbatim mode :cool:

this

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004



epic thattery

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Lex Kramer posted:

epic thattery

wearing a crown of thistle.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Yodzilla posted:

the option is right at the top of the page where it's always been?
the american google has some weird hybrid safesearch that can't be disabled (only made stricter), none of the others do

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

verbatim mode :cool:

you have to click it each time though which is stupid and dumb

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

the american google has some weird hybrid safesearch that can't be disabled (only made stricter), none of the others do

I am ashamed of my country. :911:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

the american google has some weird hybrid safesearch that can't be disabled (only made stricter), none of the others do

so 3-6 months before they roll that poo poo out everywhere else then?

just like every time ebay makes a dumb change and tries it out on the .com site first

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_characters_on_the_autistic_spectrum

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Radio Paranoia posted:

you have to click it each time though which is stupid and dumb

yes but you can set your chromebar default search to be literal, which numbs the sting a bit


{google:baseURL}search?{google:RLZ}{google:acceptedSuggestion}{google:originalQueryForSuggestion}{google:searchFieldtrialParameter}{google:instantFieldTrialGroupParameter}sourceid=chrome&ie={inputEncoding}&q=%s&tbs=li:1

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

but how do I do this for Bing!???

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombidiidae

Velvet mites are cool I guess but this article was probably written by a literal retard

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Call Now posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombidiidae

Velvet mites are cool I guess but this article was probably written by a literal retard

more like a middle schooler for a science report x the social web

so basically the same thing

o prbl
Aug 25, 2012

Creeperssssss gonna creep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_General_Hospital_characters

20+ pages long, what in the gently caress

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004



i mean the show is hella old http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1963_in_the_United_States literally predates segregation protests

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_may


worthless as gently caress:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1:JP
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1:DE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1:US

who the gently caress would use these redirects why do they even exists

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

No. of episodes 12,723 (as of December 28, 2012)

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
it is probably no longer possible to catch up on all episodes of general hospital within a human lifespan

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

you get one of those tv glasses and hack it up so that each lens plays a different episode.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

if you watched 6 episodes a day, every day, it would take like 6 years to get through all of them

totally doable

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
yeah but how do you circumvent the boredom problem??

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

if it was boring, it wouldn't have lasted 50 years

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

dur posted:

if it was boring, it wouldn't have lasted 50 years

50 years at an episode a day, not trying to mainline it

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

dur posted:

if you watched 6 episodes a day, every day, it would take like 6 years to get through all of them

totally doable

wouldnt you have 6 years of episodes to catch up on in that time? and then you'd have a years worth of episodes to catch up on. and that just keeps going on forever who the hell knows how long it would actually take!!

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


General.Hospital.Complete.Series.Up.To.2013-FARTBONER (4.5 TB)

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

spongeh posted:

wouldnt you have 6 years of episodes to catch up on in that time? and then you'd have a years worth of episodes to catch up on. and that just keeps going on forever who the hell knows how long it would actually take!!

it would take an additional 2.8 years

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
then the bartender cuts the third mathematician off

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

dur posted:

it would take an additional 2.8 years

Zeno's Paradox: General Hospital Edition

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
are all the episodes even extant?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Tortoises are famous for moving slowly,

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Tortoises are famous for moving slowly,

[citation needed][original research?][unreliable source]

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