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EATIN SHRIMP posted:Coffee is sex I like coffee.
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Coffee And Pie posted:I like coffee. I'll tell you what you did, Caligula: you combined food and sex in to one disgusting, uncontrollable urge!
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Jan 9, 2013 22:30
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You don't eat Oreos? The way you break 'em open and.... It's like you're having sex with 'em.
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Jan 9, 2013 22:54
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Oh this is fantastic. Makes your taste buds come alive. It's like having a circus in your mouth.
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Jan 10, 2013 00:09
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haljordan posted:"Adebisi pricked me with an AIDS infected needle." You have to post the video too (Dailymotion, didn't find it on Youtube) This is the real canon ending of Seinfeld.
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Jan 10, 2013 00:54
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Stare-Out posted:You have to post the video too (Dailymotion, didn't find it on Youtube) Haha I forgot how fantastic that was. I love that they got most of the cast in and used the proper set, brilliantly written too, I love how Beecher plays the George part. Thanks for finding it.
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Jan 10, 2013 03:39
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The episode where Elaine gets new friends is on right now. Tim Dekay plays bizarro Jerry. Early cameos for successful actors are always neat to see.
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Jan 10, 2013 03:55
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Me forget it? You should forget it! You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!
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Jan 10, 2013 08:19
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The Bizarro Jerry is my favorite episode. "It's Feldman..........from across the hall."
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Jan 10, 2013 08:20
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There is a George Bonanza here to see you.
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Jan 10, 2013 08:49
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jojoinnit posted:Haha I forgot how fantastic that was. I love that they got most of the cast in and used the proper set, brilliantly written too, I love how Beecher plays the George part. Thanks for finding it.
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Jan 10, 2013 15:19
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Chicolini posted:There is a George Bonanza here to see you. Cartwright!
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Jan 10, 2013 15:34
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Mr. Cohen always here.
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Jan 10, 2013 18:18
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Sorry! No here Kruger!
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Stare-Out posted:"What is with this place? It's so clicky." I don't know. I've never had a job.
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Jan 10, 2013 19:25
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A hoichy doichy doichy doo.
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Jan 10, 2013 19:38
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I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.
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Jan 10, 2013 20:15
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I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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Jan 10, 2013 21:51
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The Human Cow posted:I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats. Is that hickory?
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Jan 11, 2013 02:32
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Gyshall posted:I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning. This line always seemed way more ominous than they intended it to.
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Jan 11, 2013 02:44
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That's not dancing, Sally. You stink!
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Jan 11, 2013 06:19
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Look at her ..this is a lonely woman looking for companionship...a spinster...maybe a virgin!...maybe she got hurt, a long time ago..she was a schoolgirl, there was a boy, it didn't work out...so now she needs a little tenderness, she needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer.
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Jan 11, 2013 07:05
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Sharparoni posted:Is that hickory? Pine is good.
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Jan 11, 2013 08:08
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Capt. Sticl posted:Look at her ..this is a lonely woman looking for companionship...a spinster...maybe a virgin!...maybe she got hurt, a long time ago..she was a schoolgirl, there was a boy, it didn't work out...so now she needs a little tenderness, she needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer. Shh!
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Jan 11, 2013 08:29
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based gaddis posted:Pine is good. I respect pine. I respect walnut. I respect oak. It doesn't matter.
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Jan 11, 2013 08:53
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Yeah 71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library fella.
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Jan 11, 2013 09:51
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DrBouvenstein posted:Cartwright! ...I'm Cartwright.
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Jan 11, 2013 12:15
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Momomo posted:...I'm Cartwright. ...but.... you're not Cartwright....
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Jan 11, 2013 12:31
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It was a bad jig, a terrible terrible jig. What are we gonna do now? They're gonna know you're not O'Brien.
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Jan 11, 2013 13:22
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Sash! posted:This line always seemed way more ominous than they intended it to. I think that entire episode is pretty morbid and dark 
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Jan 11, 2013 15:48
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Gyshall posted:I think that entire episode is pretty morbid and dark They'll do the "cleaning".
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Jan 11, 2013 15:52
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Him you brainwashed?! What's he got that I don't have?! 
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Jan 11, 2013 19:08
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No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brains...
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Jan 11, 2013 19:18
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potee posted:No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brains... No time!
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Jan 11, 2013 19:30
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The bad fiance The bad dinner guest The bad credit risk The bad date The bad sport The bad citizen The bad tipper!
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Jan 11, 2013 19:45
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Listen, I wouldn't put too much stock into what Elaine has to say about relationships. She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on her roof and cracked the whole structure. Her parents got along beautifully, but her house was in bad shape.
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Jan 11, 2013 19:48
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Gyshall posted:Listen, I wouldn't put too much stock into what Elaine has to say about relationships. She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on her roof and cracked the whole structure. Her parents got along beautifully, but her house was in bad shape. We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over The Pacific. There's nothing funny about that. /drinks
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Jan 11, 2013 19:52
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Pendant? Those bastards!
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Jan 11, 2013 20:36
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I said, ya like ice?
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Red posted:We had a funny guy with us in Korea. We'll say we're scared and we have to go home!
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