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Not a Twat
Oct 11, 2010

Oops you almost got away without your Diddy
They can't troll loving WORSHIP YOU IF YOU'R DEAD

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scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Panel 5 is the face of a killer. :ohdear:
Who do you think is going to walk in and save his rear end?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Here you go, Tails, this is your first boss fight. Claw or bite him to get free of his grasp, then fly to get out of reach, and spam him with cheetobeams.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I'm trying to think; has Tails actually won a fight before?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Welp, my attempt to predict Lazey-B gets sunk, again.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


ThatPazuzu posted:

You just don't understand my fur filled gently caress!!

drat, I've got to use this line someday.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


an under dog slain before his precious spotlight of being the worlds perfect little hero

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

ZearothK posted:

drat, I've got to use this line someday.

I like the lack of comma. It makes it seem like something Ronald would yell at YiffCon 2013.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


AHHHHHHHHH!!! I CAN'T STOP IT!!
AHAHAHAAAAA TAIL!!!

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




This is what Kermit must have meant

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
"Well how can he be the One... if he's DEAD?!"

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Cat Mattress posted:

Here you go, Tails, this is your first boss fight. Claw or bite him to get free of his grasp, then fly to get out of reach, and spam him with cheetobeams.

Don't give me any ideas or else something bad will happen. :tinfoil:
Besides he's a clown illusionist - he would be more vulnerable to physical attacks.
You just have to debuff his evasive stats first. Or summon Anima.

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?
i didnt know
there was clowns
that knew how to
fight

ClownSyndrome fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jan 20, 2013

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous
And then they made me
WATCH as Tails was TROLLED
Right in front of me!

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Cat Mattress posted:

Here you go, Tails, this is your first boss fight. Claw or bite him to get free of his grasp, then fly to get out of reach, and spam him with cheetobeams.

Did somebody say BOSS FIGHT? Welp, time to hit the music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXwutv0yy8

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Redeadagain posted:

And then they made me
WATCH as Tails was TROLLED
Right in front of me!

An addition must be made

Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



TwoPair posted:

Did somebody say BOSS FIGHT? Welp, time to hit the music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXwutv0yy8

No. Ronald is... special. He has two boss themes of his own.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9kZp-Kl0c

You cannot grasp the true form of Ronald's attack.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Lazey B writes crazy pretty well. In retrospect, that makes perfect sense and I should have really seen that coming.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Zonekeeper posted:

You cannot grasp the true form of Ronald's attack.

He'll force feed Tails McRibs until he dies.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Still going with the McGiygas theme as the most appropriate boss music.
Asian Ronald be scary yo.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


scarycave posted:

Panel 5 is the face of a killer. :ohdear:
Who do you think is going to walk in and save his rear end?

The Burger King, I hope.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

ThatPazuzu posted:

You just don't understand my fur filled gently caress!!

Mr. Flunchy posted:

This is what Kermit must have meant

Breadallelogram posted:

AHHHHHHHHH!!! I CAN'T STOP IT!!
AHAHAHAAAAA TAIL!!!

I can't decide which of these three lines is my favorite. This page is so good. My bet is on Arthur saving the day. It's gotta be Arthur.

EDIT: Oh, or Lord Thunderclaw AKA King Baby Zapdos.

nerdbot fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 20, 2013

Themata
Dec 10, 2011

If you want a pizza this pie
You can crust that
I won't cheese on you
Dance on the groove flour
And I'll give you a disco-unt
Why does Tails just sit there lifeless after going 'Aggggh!'? Perhaps Ronald already strangled him to death in his maddened ranting. :ohdear:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
gently caress I forgot Motherfucking Arthur the Aardvark is a Defender. When he shows up there will be some amazing avatars.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


King Baby Zapdos just works as a name.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



AHAHAHAAAAA TAIL!!!

This comic is legit the best.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Quick Tails! Use Vivian's shadow technique to escape!

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous
Tails has SO MANY options now that he's been training for, what, 6 months now? Yet he is not compelled to attack his (one of) mentor(s). He's still not a killer.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Redeadagain posted:

Tails has SO MANY options now that he's been training for, what, 6 months now?

Actually, one of his primary offensive options, the cheeto ball, is out because Chester Cheetah Cheeto Man said you have to be relaxed to use it. Tails is most certainly not relaxed as he is presently being choked to death.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


they can't worship you if there dead - a cool callback

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Zonekeeper posted:

No. Ronald is... special. He has two boss themes of his own.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9kZp-Kl0c

You cannot grasp the true form of Ronald's attack.

How dare you leave out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jolZXYukOw?
I like how the Defenders kept this clearly crazy clown in their team for so long. It just never occured to them that he might freak out, perhaps?

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

Chexoid posted:

gently caress I forgot Motherfucking Arthur the Aardvark is a Defender. When he shows up there will be some amazing avatars.

When Arthur shows up to train Tails I fully expect something like this to happen.

Grey Skies
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I bet it turns out that Tails is so loving awesome (ref: "I'm a badass robot") that McDonald is actually strangling an illusion instead of the real Tails.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Grey Skies posted:

I bet it turns out that Tails is so loving awesome (ref: "I'm a badass robot") that McDonald is actually strangling an illusion instead of the real Tails.

Somebody pointed out his spikes are pointing the wrong way. Knowing the Laze as we do this wouldn't be surprising.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

razorrozar posted:

Somebody pointed out his spikes are pointing the wrong way. Knowing the Laze as we do this wouldn't be surprising.

They were "the wrong way" only because he was facing to our left. Not a new phenomenon.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
LB said earlier that he'd make it obvious if someone was an illusion. That doesn't mean he isn't going to defy our expectations some other way, though. It is his diamond, after all.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Prediction: It will be obvious because after awhile a character will realize* and go "oh man it's an illusion" or whatever.

*but will it be too late?

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

I dunno if it's an illusion or not, but it WOULD explain why Tails is able to talk so easily while being choked.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


ThatPazuzu posted:

LB said earlier that he'd make it obvious if someone was an illusion.

He said all illusions would be explained before or after they occur.

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DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

So after seeing all the avatars and hearing so much about it, I finally sat down and read this comic from the beginning and hooollyyy shiiiiit it is loving brilliant. It is seriously one of the greatest things I have read in a long time.

Dumb rear end will learn,

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