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Red posted:Jerry: You like Chinese food? 'Cause I once went to a great Szechuan restaurant in this neighbourhood. I don't remember the exact address... (spots a crouching mailman next to a mailbox) Uh, excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is around here. To be fair to Jerry, in this case, that mailman did act like a tremendous rear end in a top hat in response to a legitimate question.
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Let's bury the hatchet. We smoke'm peace pipe!  HEY-YA-WAH-YA! HEY-YA-WAH-YA!
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haljordan posted:To be fair to Jerry, in this case, that mailman did act like a tremendous rear end in a top hat in response to a legitimate question.  Jerry and mailmen just don't get along.
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haljordan posted:To be fair to Jerry, in this case, that mailman did act like a tremendous rear end in a top hat in response to a legitimate question. Jerry seems to encounter the assholes way more often. Remember that chiropracter who thought he was a child abductor and turned squirrely?
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Jan 23, 2013 22:05
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Red posted:
Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!
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Capt. Sticl posted:No, don't you see we set up some ground rules.  Capt. Sticl posted:1) No calls the day after.  ....that's pretty good....
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Justin_Brett posted:Jerry seems to encounter the assholes way more often. Remember that chiropracter who thought he was a child abductor and turned squirrely? Elaine seems to run into more assholes. The muffin top guy on the street, the owner of the dogs that bit her, and the character with the best delivered line in the series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovWYIUT1ZCQ
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Jerusalem posted:
 You ready for the second one? 2) Spending the night..... Option.
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Capt. Sticl posted:
I have tell you, I'm still pretty impressed with the first one! Capt. Sticl posted:2) Spending the night..... Optional. 
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Red posted:Jerry: You like Chinese food? 'Cause I once went to a great Szechuan restaurant in this neighbourhood. I don't remember the exact address... (spots a crouching mailman next to a mailbox) Uh, excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is around here. Yeah I got em from a scal- uhh those guys who sell you the tickets to sold out games
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Sometimes your father forgets, so I have to steal them.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Sometimes your father forgets, so I have to steal them. Since when do you treat me to cough medicine?
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Chili posted:Since when do you treat me to cough medicine? I should be giving you money!
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potee posted:Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends! This is so loving good!
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Hey, this is George. ...I got nothing to say.
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I recall some comedian on one of those "I love the 80"s/90's" sort of show insisting that Martin was a better show than Seinfeld. I think his head was lodged up his own anus. "What have you done to my little cable boy?" FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jan 24, 2013 |
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Justin_Brett posted:Jerry seems to encounter the assholes way more often. Remember that chiropracter who thought he was a child abductor and turned squirrely? Imagine how sick a person has to be to do something like that. And these people are all over the place. You never know who's crazy, I could be one of these people!
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FuzzySkinner posted:I recall some comedian on one of those "I love the 80"s/90's" sort of show insisting that Martin was a better show than Seinfeld. As somebody who enjoyed Martin let me just say I'm shocked to have discovered it ran for 5 seasons. I can't recall it running for more than 3 years.
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Electromax posted:Imagine how sick a person has to be to do something like that. And these people are all over the place. You never know who's crazy, I could be one of these people! He could be one of these people who walks around pricking people with pins!
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Coffee And Pie posted:He could be one of these people who walks around pricking people with pins! What is that on my leg?!?
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She was standing and then she was laughing and then they SHOT HER!!!
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wa27 posted:Elaine seems to run into more assholes. The muffin top guy on the street, the owner of the dogs that bit her, and the character with the best delivered line in the series: How did I know who it was going to be before I clicked.
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Justin_Brett posted:How did I know who it was going to be before I clicked. I did too. Coffee And Pie posted:He could be one of these people who walks around pricking people with pins! Are you with that group that mutilates squirrels?
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What's the episode where Elaine frantically tries to get someone to the airport on time?
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fuckpot posted:What's the episode where Elaine frantically tries to get someone to the airport on time? The Busboy.
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wa27 posted:The Busboy.
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wa27 posted:The Busboy. La puerta esta abierta!?! LA PUERTA ESTA ABIERTA!??!?! On another note, who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non pony country?
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Hey, this is George. ...I got nothing to say. I better call him back..
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Justin_Brett posted:How did I know who it was going to be before I clicked. We all knew what it was going to be.
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fuckpot posted:What's the episode where Elaine frantically tries to get someone to the airport on time? A girl runs like a girl - with the little steps and the arms flailing out. You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!
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I like how in the opening credits of "Jerry", everyone has a glass of beer but Jerry's drinking white wine.
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Supreme Allah posted:I better call him back.. "You and George went out together?" "Yeah, we wanted to talk about how we had nothing to talk about."
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potee posted:A girl runs like a girl - with the little steps and the arms flailing out. You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up! YOU SAID YES!? Don't you have any pride or self respect? I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this? I mean what are you going to do? You're going to start driving him to the airport?
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Billy Zane posted:YOU SAID YES!? Don't you have any pride or self respect? I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this? I mean what are you going to do? You're going to start driving him to the airport? Have you ever flown first class?
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I wrote this one for you guys in the thread today so it's nice and fresh. It's called 'Hot n' Heavy'
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Jerusalem posted:"You and George went out together?" Wait--have you ever seen him throw up!? 
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Coffee And Pie posted:Wait--have you ever seen him throw up!? Yeah we talked about that already. 
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Yeah, this is the terrorist bomber. The Nap has to be one of my all time favorite episodes.
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