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moonsour
Feb 13, 2007

Ortowned

achillesforever6 posted:

I laughed at that tweet, but now I am sad because Michael is dead. :smith:

E:

I love how Damien has his own twitter scribe

Sandow also typo'd "Murcury" initially and had to rush to delete it. Ignatius is slacking!

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Little Miss RKO posted:

Sandow also typo'd "Murcury" initially and had to rush to delete it. Ignatius is slacking!
No, he isn't. He's just typing it like the unwashed masses would pronounce it :colbert:

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Feb 1, 2013

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Oh Aj

quote:

.J. þ@WWEAJLee
“@JayDamienX: Are you trying to be the Liz Lemon of the WWE? You already have your Jenna and Tracy” Ziggy as Jenna is surprisingly accurate.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Gotta like how even with the way his twitter is set up, Sandow finds a way to put a friend over :unsmith:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Gotta like how even with the way his twitter is set up, Sandow finds a way to put a friend over :unsmith:

A lot of wrestlers were saying to follow him. He seems to have a lot of friends with indy wrestlers.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

He's Evil Tracy?!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Gatts posted:

Wow, he still went heel just for that guy.
Punk actually surprised him on a radio show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hVZV54a9M8

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

achillesforever6 posted:

Punk actually surprised him on a radio show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hVZV54a9M8

I wanna be like Tom when I grow up, holy poo poo. :unsmith:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I wanna be like Tom when I grow up, holy poo poo. :unsmith:

Working a dead-end job and shot in the face?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I tend to lean towards Punk being vastly overrated by folks but hearing Tom Dotterer talk glowingly of Punk and Punk surprising him was pretty awesome :unsmith:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
gently caress you Matt Jackson

quote:

The Young Bucks ‏@MattJackson13

Disneyland is packed. At least 200 people here have AIDS. #ThoughtsInMyHead

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Let's be honest, this should just be renamed by now to:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium* > Punchsport Pagoda > The All New Wrestlers and Wrestling Fans on Twitter Thread: gently caress you Matt Jackson

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI




Heel turn.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I think I can summarize the general reaction:

"Urgh."

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Besmirching the good name of twitter might just be the thing that gets him fired.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Gaylord Plower posted:

Working a dead-end job and shot in the face?

Yeah, isn't it obvious?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
The million dollar question is will anyone care if he turns heel or not? Or will his position change? (the answer to the second question is no, he'll be a jobber forever.)

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

Gaylord Plower posted:

Working a dead-end job and shot in the face?

I guess in today's America, owning a business IS a dead end job.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Having a million followers on twitter does mean absolutely nothing. Another in a long line of heels who tell the truth. Yawn.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Gaylord Plower posted:

Having a million followers on twitter does mean absolutely nothing. Another in a long line of heels who tell the truth. Yawn.

It should mean something to the WWE, considering how SOCIALLY ACTIVE they are.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Kevin Steen posted:

“@NekroPL: @FightSteenFight How does it feel to be the best wrestler in the world?” Ask Generico.

:unsmith:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Awww :3:

Generico/Steen are the best wrestling bros.

It's also kinda weird to think they probably communicate in French. Like, I know it's both their mother tongue, but it's just weird when you consider how fluent they are in English.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

VogeGandire posted:

Awww :3:

Generico/Steen are the best wrestling bros.

It's also kinda weird to think they probably communicate in French. Like, I know it's both their mother tongue, but it's just weird when you consider how fluent they are in English.

Huh. I've only ever heard Generico speak Spanish.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Huh. I've only ever heard Generico speak Spanish.

According to Colt when he and CM first met Steen and El Generico he asked them why do they talk like retards. However, they are now all friends.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sir Jebus posted:

It should mean something to the WWE, considering how SOCIALLY ACTIVE they are.

How many subscribers does he have on tout, though? That's where the real money is.

Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers

Someone asked Punk if he would call himself a sore loser. His response was funny:

CM Punk posted:

Would you consider yourself a sore loser?” Absolutely. Fat too. And overrated. With eye bags. No friends. Stupid.

Also, Back in December, Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! name dropped him in a tweet:

quote:

Great news @CMPunk is gonna fill in on drums for us. He can't actually play but if anyone complains he's gonna body slam them.

Punk was one of the first to come out in support when she came out as transgender.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Daniel Bryan posted:

Felt strong until I looked over and saw @AntonioCesaro benching 100 pounds more than me #demoralized #PeopleStrongerThanTheRyback

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Don't be sad Daniel, you're not apparently born from the essence of a Greek god, like Antonio.

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

Gaylord Plower posted:

Working a dead-end job and shot in the face?

:golfclap: Teehee!

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

VogeGandire posted:

Don't be sad Daniel, you're not apparently born from the essence of Grendel, like Antonio.

Fixed to more Scandinavian Accuracy :eng101:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Jeff Hart of $5 wrestling fame is now following me on Twitter and I do not like it.

No sir, not one bit.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gonzo McFee posted:

Jeff Hart of $5 wrestling fame is now following me on Twitter and I do not like it.

No sir, not one bit.

Tweet to him about how you have standards and can't have people as low as him following you, then immediately block him after posting the tweet.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I suggest including his Twitter name every time you write about taking a dirty poo poo.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Jack Swagger's waiting-for-hashbrowns-at-Waffle-House Q&A!!! posted:

How do you achieve such levels of swaganomics?

Supply and demand

what are you wearing right now?

Nothing

what's your middle name ? (:

danger

why did you beat up Marty McFly all those times?

Because he is a chicken

what don't you like about Texas?

How much time you got buddy.

Do u have crush on any of the WWE divas ?

Yes. @WWETensai

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Fixed to more Scandinavian Accuracy :eng101:

but he's Swiss?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Chinston Wurchill posted:

what are you wearing right now?

Nothing

He's never gonna make the cover of Singlet Monthly again talking like that! :argh:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
The hits just keep coming

Big E Langston posted:

"@wweisawesome123: I Will Buy @BigELangston To Because He Works Hard ?" You CANNOT purchase people. Thankfully, those days are behind us.
2 minutes ago from Twitter for Android
E: From Kofi's twitter about the SB

Kofi Kingston posted:

‏@TrueKofi
Just turn on the orange lights and let sin cara get a match in...

achillesforever6 fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Feb 4, 2013

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns/status/298247561788141570

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

That would singlehandedly be more exciting than anything in the first half.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


In regards to that one Superbowl commercial:

Kofi Kingston posted:

Who does this guy think he is talking with a Jamaican accent?!

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