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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Joementum posted:

He's intimidating even with a basket of puppies.



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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

That dog won't vote for the Civil Rights Act.



I guess Johnny Depp is a Comanche Indian.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

Joementum posted:

He's intimidating even with a basket of puppies.



Oh, LBJ. My favourite president of the second half of the 20th Century :allears:.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012


:doh:

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.
In the Minneapolis-St Paul metro area there are a lot of places which use off duty cops moonlighting for security, ID check at liquor stores, and theft protection. I presume this is common elsewhere.

A cop who works at a St Paul target posted this:




Many of my Muslim friends are justifiably up in arms on Twitter about it and it is getting a bunch of local press (Minneapolis has the highest Somali immigrant population in the US). St Paul Police responded immediately saying they are investigating.

Its come out in the last 24 hours this was likely taken while at work too.

I'll admit the cell phone did make me laugh.

Eau de Toilette
Jan 11, 2013

Experto Crede posted:

Oh, LBJ. My favourite president of the second half of the 20th Century :allears:.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zNMo8kl7Ac#t=4m10s :allears:

the night dad
Oct 23, 2006

by XyloJW

Rand alPaul posted:

That dog won't vote for the Civil Rights Act.



I guess Johnny Depp is a Comanche Indian.

Good lord, what a complete idiot.

Johnny Depp interview posted:

The interesting thing, if you find out you’ve got Native American blood, which a lot of people do, is you think about where it comes from and go back and read the great books, Dee Brown’s Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee or [John Ehle's] Trail of Tears, you have to think, somewhere along the line, I’m the product of some horrific rape. You just have that little sliver in your chemical makeup.

I guess I have some Native American (in me) somewhere down the line. My great grandmother was quite a bit of Native American, she grew up Cherokee or maybe Creek Indian. Makes sense in terms of coming from Kentucky, which is rife with Cherokee and Creek.

See everyone, I'm part injun. Dunno what kind but that still means I'm perfect for this supremely offensive role!





http://nativeappropriations.com/2012/01/drew-barrymore-sports-a-headdress-and-a-budweiser-apron-really.html

the night dad fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Feb 5, 2013

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Crasscrab posted:

Sometimes Ron Paul is a pretty cool guy. :unsmith:





King Richard III was scoliosis as gently caress.

Poor Dicky Crook-back



He could have been president.

SombreroAgnew
Sep 22, 2004

unlimited rice pudding

Joementum posted:

He's intimidating even with a basket of puppies.


I was just at the LBJ Presidential Museum, they've moved Lyndtron Bainsbot Johnson from his former perch as a friendly cowboy



to a small alcove filled with political cartoons.



But that spotlight in the picture only turns on when you press the button that makes him talk. It's very easy to pass by without noticing, turn around, and suddenly have a giant lifelike LBJ staring at you with his cold, dead eyes from the darkness.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

SombreroAgnew posted:

I was just at the LBJ Presidential Museum, they've moved Lyndtron Bainsbot Johnson from his former perch as a friendly cowboy



to a small alcove filled with political cartoons.



But that spotlight in the picture only turns on when you press the button that makes him talk. It's very easy to pass by without noticing, turn around, and suddenly have a giant lifelike LBJ staring at you with his cold, dead eyes from the darkness.

LBJ wouldn't have it any other way.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
From Kate Beaton's twitter.



Now that's a slogan.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Crasscrab posted:



King Richard III was scoliosis as gently caress.
Also got taken down like Gaddafi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmiwGJGVDXk

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Crasscrab posted:

Sometimes Ron Paul is a pretty cool guy. :unsmith:
It might just be broken clock theory though.


Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Wish I had context, I only know it's by some dude named Hussain Khalaf

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Neoliberal fear-mongering fanfiction courtesy of The Economist. See if you can find the first thing wrong with it.

(Don't have the rest but I'd imagine it would be :laffo:)

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
They scarcely could have framed this any worse.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Speaking of brain damaged people...


:ughh:

He was just so moral! :rolleyes:

From earlier in this very thread, but relevant;

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Barometer posted:

From earlier in this very thread, but relevant;


Anyone have that Obama version?

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Who's a horrible piece of poo poo? Former South Carolina GOP Director Todd Kincannon is a horrible piece of poo poo.

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?
Stupid Dodge commercial during the Superbowl irked me so I fixed it for them. Here is my version http://youtu.be/_GISogVZceI

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

AndroidHub posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfMC3FX7YL8

It's from this, I hate linking a reupload of it but I can't find the original for the life of me.

e: I guess they have some sort of thing with gametrailers.


Hey, I know this is a few-days-old post (and a much older picture), but that ain't right. The man in that picture is crying after being reunited with a family member. Like, the dam is A Thing and all, but that's not what the picture is about.

Rand alPaul posted:



I guess Johnny Depp is a Comanche Indian.


Good old Grey Owl...

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


KoldPT posted:

Well, pretty much that I don't think the word oval office is a big deal. Profanity is profanity, it's not necessarily making a negative association with the other meanings of the word. I say "oh my god" or "jesus christ" pretty often despite not being religious. I could be wrong, though!



I doubt there's anything better than LoGH for out of context quotes.

It's "some of those" that ticked me off. "oval office" is the one thing I could understand, but the rest of them are pretty prominent rear end in a top hat signs.

Speaking of assholes:

Abloobloo, poor foxie.

Lysdexique
Sep 12, 2010

Let me give you some advice, little buddy.

Holy poo poo, how long until he claims his twitter was hacked? What a disgusting pile of human garbage.



Good riddance, penny

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Lysdexique posted:

Holy poo poo, how long until he claims his twitter was hacked? What a disgusting pile of human garbage.

Oh that won't happen.
(video)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/04/todd-kincannon-trayvon-martin-tweet_n_2618895.html

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Lysdexique posted:



Good riddance, penny

Why wouldn't you keep the colours on your pie charts consistent? You just destroyed the whole point of making them in the first place! :argh:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
We had much better culture in the good old days.

Hormples
May 3, 2002

ARRGHH!!
MY BONES!!




:911::respek::japan:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgmVLJXS2x4

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

He would also like to show you his penis
:nws:PIC OF GOP PENIS:nws:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Always loved Mario Savio (and NO - it's not because of the stupid rear end Linkin Park song or the somewhat good Fear Factory song)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcx9BJRadfw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Zeroisanumber posted:

LBJ wouldn't have it any other way.



If LBJ was the Senate majority leader in 2009 we'd have single payer healthcare in this country today.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.
Two of the worst infographics I've ever seen:



the2ndgenesis
Mar 18, 2009

You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this.
Considering who owns Deseret News the implications of those graphics are hardly surprising, as dumb as they are.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWIoULRrvxM

David Lammy fucken killing it in the British House of Commons' debate on same-sex marriage.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Crocuta posted:

What always seems to be missing when people say that the Illuminati display their symbols everywhere, is the question why this super-powerful/secret organization would feel the need to do this. The only thing that makes sense is that conspiracy theorists believe (but do not admit believing) that the symbols function as some sort of brainwashing. What other function could they possibly serve? It's not like actual secret agents run around throwing signs showing they're members of the CIA or whatever.

Pictured: mind controlled Illuminati puppet Willow Smith


She's not an Illuminati puppet, she's a Scientology puppet, get it right.

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

Earth
Nov 6, 2009
I WOULD RATHER INSERT A $20 LEGO SET'S WORTH OF PLASTIC BRICKS INTO MY URETHRA THAN STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING A SCALPER.
College Slice

Earth fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 18, 2014

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8rh9PisgoQ
:unsmith:

zoux fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Feb 5, 2013

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

LP97S posted:

Anyone have that Obama version?



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