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duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all
Fat people just need to lose weight. It's easy, just do what I do and eat nothing but raw meats and vegetables. It hasn't worked yet, but it takes a couple of months to really kick in.

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
So, about gun control...

J. Alfred Prufrock
Sep 9, 2008
Discriminating against fat people is exactly the same as discriminating against blacks or latinos, since in both cases it's discrimination based on physical appearance.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

J. Alfred Prufrock posted:

Discriminating against fat people is exactly the same as discriminating against blacks or latinos, since in both cases it's discrimination based on physical appearance.

And neither of them are wrong.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

el burbo posted:

Simalarly, there is nothing wrong with being completely anorexic.

So what's your thinspiration?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Stex T posted:

So, about gun control...

Everyone should be forced to own a gun.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Fister Roboto posted:

Everyone should be forced to own a gun.

As long as they're over the age of seven and have been properly trained in gun handling by card-carrying NRA members*.















*white people

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

syscall girl posted:

As long as they're over the age of seven and have been properly trained in gun handling by card-carrying NRA members*.
*white people

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice

syscall girl posted:

*white people

As a transracial person I find this assumption of adherence to racial stereotypes very offensive and triggering. Check your cisracial privilege sometime please.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Why do SJWs keep telling me to kiss things. They're not even spelling it right.

Anthony Chuzzlewit
Oct 26, 2008

good for healthy


Let me tell you about Dark Souls.

a pro prolapse
Oct 9, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post
pony

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Nice!

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Splicer posted:

Why do SJWs keep telling me to kiss things. They're not even spelling it right.

'Cis' is the most common prefix in the English language and anyone who has ever encountered commonplace everyday subjects such as advanced organic chemistry, astronomy, or Roman era geography should be completely familiar with it.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
As relentlessly terrible as Achewood is, at least it's not Gunnerkrigg Court.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
The Big Bang Theory is a funny show. I like it.

QueenQuintessence
Dec 26, 2012
Tranny

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Peanut President posted:

The Big Bang Theory is a funny show. I like it.

Ugh, that show is exactly like blackface to nerds everywhere.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
I like dubstep.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I like dubstep.

I liked underground dubstep, you are a poser.

Orange Harrison
Feb 24, 2010

All through the day, I me mine
I like Doctor Who.
The first 40 years don't count right? They're old.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Orange Harrison posted:

I like Doctor Who.

I do too! The way Steven Moffat writes women is so progressive, and River Song is so cool!

QueenQuintessence
Dec 26, 2012

Pththya-lyi posted:

I do too! The way Steven Moffat writes women is so progressive, and River Song is so cool!

He's like Joss Whedon, only more progressive and Brittish!

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Due to taking a freshman-level physics class and skimming part of an article discussing an assigned-reading article about Hugh Everett, I know that there are infinite parallel universes, each with a slightly different world. Because of this, there is incontrovertibly a dimension in which Pokemon are real.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

el burbo posted:

Ugh, that show is exactly like blackface to nerds everywhere.

I don't think you get this thread, honey.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

QueenQuintessence posted:

He's like Joss Whedon, only more progressive and Brittish!

Whedon is the greatest male feminist since Howard Hawks.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Due to taking a freshman-level physics class and skimming part of an article discussing an assigned-reading article about Hugh Everett, I know that there are infinite parallel universes, each with a slightly different world. Because of this, there is incontrovertibly a dimension in which Pokemon are real.

Tell me all about it through the medium of GameFAQs forum posts.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Non Serviam posted:

I liked underground dubstep, you are a poser.

If you weren't present when caspa and rusko dropped fabriclive 37, you cannot understand the transcendental beauty of dubstep.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007


If you don't know how to drive manual, you should probably stop driving.

Bandit Queen
May 10, 2008

Pththya-lyi posted:

I do too! The way Steven Moffat writes women is so progressive, and River Song is so cool!

I really like Sherlock as well, Elementary just can't compare. And why did they cast Lucy Liu as John Watson, anyway?

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Bandit Queen posted:

I really like Sherlock as well, Elementary just can't compare. And why did they cast Lucy Liu as John Watson, anyway?

You're a sexist then. Got it.

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice

Gay Abortions posted:

If you don't know how to drive manual, you should probably stop driving.

I know right? Why can't any Americans drive manual?

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all

internet celebrity posted:

I know right? Why can't any Americans drive manual?

It's hard to eat takeout and drive stick at the same time.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Americans start driving everywhere and working fast food at 16 and then have the temerity to wonder why everyone's such a loving fatass

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

internet celebrity posted:

I know right? Why can't any Americans drive manual?
It's because we don't appreciate hard work in this country any more. If we all just tightened our belts and put in a few more hours, this economy would be doing fine, but young people are too lazy to work a real job.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

internet celebrity posted:

I know right? Why can't any Americans drive manual?

If the good lord intended us to drive a stick he wouldn't have invented the automatic transmission.

Alternate answer: if you drive stick it means you're gay.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Gay Abortions posted:

It's because we don't appreciate hard work in this country any more. If we all just tightened our belts and put in a few more hours, this economy would be doing fine, but young people are too lazy to work a real job.

That's just plain wrong. You forgot about the immigrants and single mothers.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

duralict posted:

It's hard to eat takeout and drive stick at the same time.

Love that someone can juggle putting on makeup, sipping coffee, talking/texting, shaving, or any other mundane tasks but doesn't have the loving coordination for clutch-shift-gas

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all

Fister Roboto posted:

That's just plain wrong. You forgot about the immigrants and single mothers.

In my culture we call them "illegals" and "welfare queens".

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The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
I wish that the mock thread would come back.

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