[SOROSCREW]Tea Party Comm. Pt. 2: Debating Now Bannable

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SpeedySurfer: Sep 30, 2008

Paradox Personified posted:

I laughed so godamn hard at this Bowrush. We need a Juniorush or a Guzdarush.

Dr.

Sharonrush

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:20

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:56

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.

Fandyien posted:

The FBI doesn't visit people for appropriating imagery from something as loosely defined as anonymous. "Outing yourself as a member of a hacking group" seems helluva hyperbolic.

I think the FBI has had to fight to keep a straight face every time Fox News calls Anonymous "a hacking group" or some other hyperbole for a good four or five years.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:20

Schwza: Apr 28, 2008

The Tea Party: Traditional family values (everything to do with it).

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:26

pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

SpeedySurfer posted:

Dr. Sharonrush

Fireman

Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:

Policewoman :airquote:

Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:

Astronaut

Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:

Sailor

Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:

Soldier

Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:

Explorer

Sharon Schuetz

Basically any job that wears a hat works for this. I vote for this idea.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:31

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Pope Sharon Schuetz

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:36

Wet and ready: Feb 12, 2013; Got your Back!
Trust Me.

Nice Davis posted:

Fireman Sharon Schuetz
Policewoman Sharon Schuetz
Astronaut Sharon Schuetz
Sailor Sharon Schuetz
Soldier Sharon Schuetz
Explorer Sharon Schuetz

Basically any job that wears a hat works for this. I vote for this idea.

Poet

Sharon Schuetz

She has a website where she posts her work:

Can some out there hear me?
I�m in my mother�s womb.
If someone doesn�t help me
I will be aborted soon!
Talk to her and tell her
That I�m a person too.
I�m just smaller, that�s all,
No different from all of you.
I�ve got hands and I�ve got fingers
And my head is full of hair.
Please don�t let her do this.
Can�t someone make her care!
They say I�m not a baby
They call me a disease.
All I ask is just to live.
Oh, someone help me please!
If my mother doesn�t want me
I know that someone would.
What about all those childless folks
Who would love me if they could?
Someone make her listen
Don�t let her kill me now.
Just a few months more and I�ll be born,
Oh, Help me please, somehow!
Momma, can�t you feel me?
Don�t you know that I�m alive?
Please hold on a little longer
And I will soon arrive.
In regard to your decision
Of whether I will live or die;
I will always love you, Mom
Whatever you decide.

http://www.drsharonschuetz.com/

Try singing it to "Good King Wenceslas", or perhaps "O Little Town of Bethlehem"

Wet and ready fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Feb 27, 2013

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:39

Wet and ready: Feb 12, 2013; Got your Back!
Trust Me.

Holy Mother of God, "Dr" Sharon Schuetz writes short stories too.
One of them is Holy Mother of God first person.
In another she riffs on C.S. Lewis.
In another she does frontier dialect, like Mark Twain I guess.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:49

Von Bek: May 4, 2006

Wet and ready posted:

Poet Sharon Schuetz

She has a website where she posts her work:

Can some out there hear me?
I�m in my mother�s womb.
If someone doesn�t help me
I will be aborted soon!
Talk to her and tell her
That I�m a person too.
I�m just smaller, that�s all,
No different from all of you.
I�ve got hands and I�ve got fingers
And my head is full of hair.
Please don�t let her do this.
Can�t someone make her care!
They say I�m not a baby
They call me a disease.
All I ask is just to live.
Oh, someone help me please!
If my mother doesn�t want me
I know that someone would.
What about all those childless folks
Who would love me if they could?
Someone make her listen
Don�t let her kill me now.
Just a few months more and I�ll be born,
Oh, Help me please, somehow!
Momma, can�t you feel me?
Don�t you know that I�m alive?
Please hold on a little longer
And I will soon arrive.
In regard to your decision
Of whether I will live or die;
I will always love you, Mom
Whatever you decide.

http://www.drsharonschuetz.com/

Try singing it to "Good King Wenceslas", or perhaps "O Little Town of Bethlehem"

This needs to be saved for the next Awful Christmas album.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:55

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Mr Darcy posted:

Saw this pop up on the global feed.

V for Vendetta, about gays.

These people aren't going to do poo poo except keep drying their powder, hoard guns and post angrily on message boards as they whittle down their social circle to just the right level of like-mindedness. At which time, they'll move the goalposts for what it means to be a true conservative and start posting memes again as they further isolate others.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:55

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Wet and ready posted:

Holy Mother of God, "Dr" Sharon Schuetz writes short stories too.
One of them is Holy Mother of God first person.
In another she riffs on C.S. Lewis.
In another she does frontier dialect, like Mark Twain I guess.

Yup you can tell she went to the midwest's version of Liberty University:
http://www.cornerstone.edu/home

# ? Feb 27, 2013 00:56

Von Bek: May 4, 2006

"Cornerstone students are encouraged to think critically and engage globally through a student-focused learning community. Academics matter!"

:eng99:

Holy poo poo, undergrad fees are $30k.

Von Bek fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Feb 27, 2013

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:03

pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

Wet and ready posted:

Holy Mother of God, "Dr" Sharon Schuetz writes short stories too.
One of them is Holy Mother of God first person.
In another she riffs on C.S. Lewis.
In another she does frontier dialect, like Mark Twain I guess.

It's nice that the Doctorate in Christian Psychology curriculum allowed her to take electives in the English department :allears:

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:03

Smegma Princess X: Jul 27, 2012

So apparently this picture is akin to creating a picture of Mohammed taking a dump on the Quran.

Edit: Here are some responses to it.

It sounds like this guy was hitting on me.

Smegma Princess X fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Feb 27, 2013

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:06

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Von Bek posted:

"Cornerstone students are encouraged to think critically and engage globally through a student-focused learning community. Academics matter!"

Holy poo poo, undergrad fees are $30k.

I don't think it's a good sign if your school has to tell people that academics matter.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:08

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

rocketgril posted:

So apparently this picture is akin to creating a picture of Mohammed taking a dump on the Quran.

Holy gently caress! hahahahahahahahahahaha

This is amazing. :allears:

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:09

Spacedad: Sep 11, 2001; We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Going to post this helpful and handy guide to recognizing members of the Tea Party here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ayxot9vQ_k

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:09

Von Bek: May 4, 2006

Parallax Scroll posted:

I don't think it's a good sign if your school has to tell people that academics matter.

I can't understand why you would blow 100k+ (or whatever it adds up to eventually) on a non-education. Who picks up graduates from this place? What's the market for BAs in Psychology from a Christian university?

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:11

Spacedad: Sep 11, 2001; We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

rocketgril posted:

So apparently this picture is akin to creating a picture of Mohammed taking a dump on the Quran.

I feel like this sums up the tea party mentality of going out of their way to pretend they're being oppressed as white heterosexual male-dominated christians.

*Ties self upside-down next to a rack of whips.* "C'MON OBUMMER, DO YOUR WORST!"

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:12

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Spacedad posted:

Going to post this helpful and handy guide to recognizing members of the Tea Party here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ayxot9vQ_k

Posted. Eagerly awaiting response. Betting odds are on it being quietly ignored though.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:28

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

rocketgril posted:

So apparently this picture is akin to creating a picture of Mohammed taking a dump on the Quran.

Edit: Here are some responses to it.

It sounds like this guy was hitting on me.

Gaddison would be so mad!

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:30

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Von Bek posted:

I can't understand why you would blow 100k+ (or whatever it adds up to eventually) on a non-education. Who picks up graduates from this place? What's the market for BAs in Psychology from a Christian university?

Here's a picture that pretty much explains their target demographic:

This could also be used for anyone who donates to Glenn Beck, creationist museums, TPC, etc

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:34

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

rocketgril posted:

So apparently this picture is akin to creating a picture of Mohammed taking a dump on the Quran.

Edit: Here are some responses to it.

It sounds like this guy was hitting on me.

I'm still waiting for a human centipede parody of the flag

:allears:

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:35

Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; Bleak Gremlin

Spacedad posted:

Going to post this helpful and handy guide to recognizing members of the Tea Party here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ayxot9vQ_k

So that's the origin of those little sliding bars in this music video:
http://youtu.be/_lwngp5YLkg

Cool!

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:35

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Blueman is ready for backdoor action

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:38

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

This website is a gift that keeps on giving... :allears:

Can the OP dredge up the entire 6-parter image of the thread that Djw175 called out Sr. and got some wild dodgeball-quality deflections?

Unfortunately, I cashed in all my SOROSBUCKS during the "server migration" for every conceivable liberal communist reward they could buy, so now I'm living the high life being a "disabled female Muslim ethnic minority that also gets welfare" :v:

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:41

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

If anyone has deep cover accounts that are generally well received but you're getting PTSD from their bullshit, I'll take it off your hands

# ? Feb 27, 2013 01:44

Dr_Amazing: Apr 15, 2006; It's a long story

Trying to debate the teaparty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:02

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

If anyone has deep cover accounts that are generally well received but you're getting PTSD from their bullshit, I'll take it off your hands

Hookup sent. Good luck.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:03

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

There's nothing I can say about this :stare:

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:06

Omar_Comin: Aug 20, 2004; Dark Jedi Carebear

Wet and ready posted:

Try singing it to "Good King Wenceslas", or perhaps "O Little Town of Bethlehem"

'Sorrow' by Bad Religion works surprisingly well, also.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:21

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

rocketgril posted:

this is some tails gets trolled poo poo

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:36

Nephzinho: Jan 25, 2008

Mistle posted:

This website is a gift that keeps on giving...

Can the OP dredge up the entire 6-parter image of the thread that Djw175 called out Sr. and got some wild dodgeball-quality deflections?

Unfortunately, I cashed in all my SOROSBUCKS during the "server migration" for every conceivable liberal communist reward they could buy, so now I'm living the high life being a "disabled female Muslim ethnic minority that also gets welfare"

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:39

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

http://www.theconservativereview.com/2013/02/05/tea-party-community-moves-to-censor-and-ban-users-in-facebook-style-purge/

This little dity was posted on Selaty Sr.'s wall. He is even pissing off actual conservatives.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:43

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Fandyien posted:

The FBI doesn't visit people for appropriating imagery from something as loosely defined as anonymous. "Outing yourself as a member of a hacking group" seems helluva hyperbolic.

Wasn't that whole "HBGary" scandal becuase the government was paying that company to find Anonymous members, and it turned out HBGary was literally one guy trying to see when people signed off Facebook and IRC at the same time to determine who they were? Unless I am remembering it wrong.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:43

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Milky_Sauce posted:

Wasn't that whole "HBGary" scandal becuase the government was paying that company to find Anonymous members, and it turned out HBGary was literally one guy trying to see when people signed off Facebook and IRC at the same time to determine who they were? Unless I am remembering it wrong.

No no no.

HBGary claimed he could take down all of Anon and tried to infiltrate as a member to gather intel and thought he could coordinate who was whom via online info.

In turn, Anon managed to actually hack HBGary's company, get almost all his email logs which shed a rather bad light on him and his company and embarrassed him heavily.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HB_Gary#Wikileaks.2C_Bank_of_America.2C_Hunton_.26_Williams.2C_and_Anonymous

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:47

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

CommieGIR posted:

http://www.theconservativereview.com/2013/02/05/tea-party-community-moves-to-censor-and-ban-users-in-facebook-style-purge/

This little dity was posted on Selaty Sr.'s wall. He is even pissing off actual conservatives.

If I'm reading that correctly, the guy is upset that Tim has a policy of banning people who get too "strident" (i.e. calls for assassination or CWII). So he's attacking him from the right, or the looney bin.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:53

Paradox Personified: Mar 15, 2010; SoroScrew

Cowman posted:

There's nothing I can say about this

Oh gently caress's sake and I thought random Acadians are bad, what with our smoking drinking drugging and loving in our late single digits.. This woman and her Tea Party ideals are closing in on us fast.

Just the thought of that tiny kid being drugged to stay calm with alcohol disguised with milkshakes aaaaa :gonk:

. And you know that's how it started out, then in public wine in the sippy bottle (Oh she loves her grape juice!)

I missed the cutout Dr Sheutz in the IRC, could someone get me a high-res pic of her or anything with her in it? I'd be indebted, merci in advance. Gonna do a dozen or so various jobs for her.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:55

discoukulele: Jan 16, 2010; Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

Goddamn, I just can't stomach this stuff. It's getting exhausting.

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:58

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

CommieGIR posted:

http://www.theconservativereview.com/2013/02/05/tea-party-community-moves-to-censor-and-ban-users-in-facebook-style-purge/

This little dity was posted on Selaty Sr.'s wall. He is even pissing off actual conservatives.

http://www.theconservativereview.com/2013/02/06/why-i-left-tea-party-community-and-why-i-dont-recommend-it/

By the same guy

# ? Feb 27, 2013 02:59

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:56

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Paradox Personified posted:

I missed the cutout Dr Sheutz in the IRC, could someone get me a high-res pic of her or anything with her in it? I'd be indebted, merci in advance. Gonna do a dozen or so various jobs for her.

Let me know if it doesn't work:

# ? Feb 27, 2013 03:00

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