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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thehumandignity posted:

For anyone that isn't totally up to speed on US history, because politics is weird, we had two parties, the Republican and Democratic parties, in the late 19th century. They changed their names a few times and roughly a hundred years later they ended up having switched. The Republican party we know today is directly descended from what was called the Democratic party in the late 1800's, and vice versa.

I think it is a lot simpler than that and most of the current issues go back to the "Southern Strategy" which was plainly racist as gently caress and only about 4 decades ago.

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RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Three Olives posted:

I think it is a lot simpler than that and most of the current issues go back to the "Southern Strategy" which was plainly racist as gently caress and only about 4 decades ago.

Yeah. Until the Southern Strategy, both sides had their share of liberals and conservatives. Dem liberals being more the labor rights crowd with GOP libs being more like modern libertarians without the shitheadedness.

Then that rolls around and the super racist and religious Dems side with the Republicans ensuring Reagan wins in a landslide, and they never left. Which is biting them in the rear end these days pretty badly.

samsquantch1
Feb 18, 2013
Oh, look. Someone made up a chart of all the horrible stuff in the Bible!

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

samsquantch1 posted:

Oh, look. Someone made up a chart of all the horrible stuff in the Bible!



That image boggles my mind. I mean, knowing these people I'd almost assume they think those things are exclusive to Muslims or something.

Misinformation (Twice even!) - Brainwashing - GLOATING - Inequality, the list just loving goes on, there's no way this isn't a troll.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

samsquantch1 posted:

Oh, look. Someone made up a chart of all the horrible stuff in the Bible!




What's that one bible site that took apart the entire bible and counted and tagged the amount of horrible poo poo?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

samsquantch1 posted:

Oh, look. Someone made up a chart of all the horrible stuff in the Bible!



Or even in the modern catholic church.

Reset_Smith
Apr 9, 2009

It's SQUARE, motherfuck!
So what does it look like when you're banned? Suddenly, my home and work computers can't access the site. It's just a blank page.

DMW45
Oct 29, 2011

Come into my parlor~
Said the spider to the fly~

thehumandignity posted:

I don't know how a person takes a quote from the Bible, a part of a parable whose message ultimately is "them that take the sword shall die by the sword", removes that quote from its context to deliberately make it seem like Jesus is advocating the opposite of what it turned out he was actually saying in that situation, and doesn't think, "Man, I really am kind of a dick."

I'm not a Christian, the Bible isn't particularly special to me, but that is a hosed up thing to do.

You give these people too much credit. I don't think they even read the passage, they either found the quote online, I've heard it out of context online before myself at other places, and they heard it was from the bible. Either that or they just skimmed until they found something they thought was cool.

These people are lazy, arrogant, and stupid.

It's like Einstein said, only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and he wasn't sure about the former.

samsquantch1
Feb 18, 2013

Yardbomb posted:

That image boggles my mind. I mean, knowing these people I'd almost assume they think those things are exclusive to Muslims or something.

Misinformation (Twice even!) - Brainwashing - GLOATING - Inequality, the list just loving goes on, there's no way this isn't a troll.

It's possible it is a troll, but I have seen many Muslim hating Christians post similar things in all seriousness. If you ask them if they have read the Bible they will, of course, tell you they have studied it intensely.

Then you point out all the hideous things it says, and they start in with the apologetics about how it was old law so it doesn't count, except for the ones they want to count, and how Jesus didn't really mean it when he said he had come 'not to replace the law', etc.

edit: I am 99% sure this is a real post.

samsquantch1 fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Mar 3, 2013

Winston
Sep 20, 2005
smiling obediently

Reset_Smith posted:

So what does it look like when you're banned? Suddenly, my home and work computers can't access the site. It's just a blank page.

You answered your own question. When you get IP banned you just get a blank white screen.

Reset_Smith
Apr 9, 2009

It's SQUARE, motherfuck!

Winston posted:

You answered your own question. When you get IP banned you just get a blank white screen.

drat. How uncreative. Not even a spidercock.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Lol everyone one on this site is in their 50's and 60's.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bonald Farndhardt
Apr 18, 2005
Ye it up
Is there some special page for the "global feed" of every TPC user or are you guys just friends with a ton of troll accounts?

EigenKet
Sep 17, 2006
Your friendly neighborhood Mad Scientist.

DrManiac posted:

What's that one bible site that took apart the entire bible and counted and tagged the amount of horrible poo poo?

probably the skeptic's annotated bible:
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

Also has the Book of Mormon and the Koran.

Winston
Sep 20, 2005
smiling obediently

My Precious Eggs posted:

Is there some special page for the "global feed" of every TPC user or are you guys just friends with a ton of troll accounts?

The former. On the homepage, under the message box, is a dropdown link that says "type". From there you can select the global feed.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



I'm a big fan of Ken's Guide to the Bible, which has helpful icons to point out all the batshit crazy stuff within. Also includes a very handy "Bible Politics Litmus Test."

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko got banned, R.I.P. :smith:



He was a perfect fit for the TPC, good night sweet prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ci6rjeArg


:patriot:

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Precious Eggs posted:

Is there some special page for the "global feed" of every TPC user or are you guys just friends with a ton of troll accounts?

Personally I like going through the groups and picking them out by how many members are in there. Typically there are state related groups and I personally like the Tennessee group.

JHUGAMEDAY
Oct 21, 2008
I would love to see a politician or celebrity go on this site and ket banned for no reason because the profile was seemingly fake.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Someone should try taking the Bible quotes TPC doesn't like, attribute them to the Book of Mormon, and extrapolate from that why Mittens is a traitor who is secretly a Muslim (use passages from the Koran* to demonstrate this). I know they love turning out formerly popular figures for not being conservative enough.

Just see how many levels of disinformation you can compress it into.


*Not the Koran.

SmellsOfFriendship
May 2, 2008

Crazy has and always will be a way to discredit or otherwise demean a woman's thoughts and opinions
True Christians believe in unicorns anyway.

And goddamned unicorn balls. posted:

"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with their bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."—Isaiah 34:7

If you don't believe in unicorns, you aren't a true believer.

Mafic Cloud
Feb 15, 2013

NESguerilla posted:

Lol everyone one on this site is in their 50's and 60's.

They ran off anyone younger, and those who happened to have more moderate views of the world.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

SmellsOfFriendship posted:

If you don't believe in unicorns, you aren't a true believer.

Sadly, I wouldn't be shocked if several people on TPC actually do believe in unicorns. It sounds like the sort of dumb thing that occasionally gets mixed in with creation stories.

SmellsOfFriendship
May 2, 2008

Crazy has and always will be a way to discredit or otherwise demean a woman's thoughts and opinions

John Liver posted:

Sadly, I wouldn't be shocked if several people on TPC actually do believe in unicorns. It sounds like the sort of dumb thing that occasionally gets mixed in with creation stories.

I keep an eye out. As of yet it seems even the craziest fundies think mentioning unicorns is that little bit too much.

Bonald Farndhardt
Apr 18, 2005
Ye it up
Haahaha here's this legitimately decent post:



Can you guess what the responses entail?





insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.

My Precious Eggs posted:

Haahaha here's this legitimately decent post:



Can you guess what the responses entail?







This is why we do what we do. You wavier from the talking points one tiny bit and you might as well lock yourself in the gas chamber before they throw you in.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



My Precious Eggs posted:

Haahaha here's this legitimately decent post:



Can you guess what the responses entail?







There isn't a :stare: big enough for that. "He is actually doing things to help people, check this out!" Is met with "YOU'RE A LIAR I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU EVER AGAIN I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU COULD BE A REAL PERSON GTFO TROLL". There's a certain sublime beauty to it.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

God people just share and repost the same macros so much there I sometimes feel like my scrollwheel must be broken as I try to browse the global feed.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.

Reset_Smith posted:

So what does it look like when you're banned? Suddenly, my home and work computers can't access the site. It's just a blank page.

The blank page is an IP ban. However it may be because another troll's account got banned that was in the same IP range. Try switching IP addresses and logging in again.

I'e got a deep troll account that I use to check my others; about half the time an IP ban is not a ban on my accounts.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Icon Of Sin posted:

There isn't a :stare: big enough for that. "He is actually doing things to help people, check this out!" Is met with "YOU'RE A LIAR I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU EVER AGAIN I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU COULD BE A REAL PERSON GTFO TROLL". There's a certain sublime beauty to it.

Yup the constitution protects insurance companies so they can refuse coverage for pre-existing conditions.

It's a really awesome moment of zen being forced through personal experiences how government regulation serves a really important function in civil society.

etalian fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 3, 2013

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot


:irony:

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.

NESguerilla posted:

Lol everyone one on this site is in their 50's and 60's.

That's one of the reasons I can't stand them. I'm white, male, 50's, raised as a Baptist with working-class parents from the south. I resent TPC because it's like they are trying to make me hate myself.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

My Precious Eggs posted:

Haahaha here's this legitimately decent post:



Can you guess what the responses entail?







If she's genuinely interested in being open to new view points and becoming a more well-rounded individual, I would be glad to spend :10bux: and get her an account.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

'We don't work that way, but remember the Democrats are the enemy and all the liberals should be thrown in re-education camps'

There is no :ironicat: big enough.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

The Droid posted:

God people just share and repost the same macros so much there I sometimes feel like my scrollwheel must be broken as I try to browse the global feed.

Old people on sites like TPC are about 15 years behind the internet - what do you expect?

All they need are 'this page is under construction' work crew gifs.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


I don't get it...

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
The Founding Fathers wanted to protect individual liberty and make sure that all men, being created equal, were free from the government loving with them.

Unless they're gay. Gay people were created... for... wait, why did God make gay people? Someone with a deep cover account ask this question, I've been marked as a troll (but not banned yet, somehow).

(Note: I was marked as a troll for literally only ever posting quotes from the founding fathers. :patriot: )

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Red Suit posted:



I don't get it...

Implying that socialist governments lead to infrastructure collapse.

Daynab
Aug 5, 2008

They think gay people choose to be gay, so God didn't "make" them.

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TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

precision posted:

The Founding Fathers wanted to protect individual liberty and make sure that all men, being created equal, were free from the government loving with them.

Unless they're gay. Gay people were created... for... wait, why did God make gay people? Someone with a deep cover account ask this question, I've been marked as a troll (but not banned yet, somehow).

(Note: I was marked as a troll for literally only ever posting quotes from the founding fathers. :patriot: )

They'll just say choice/worldly corruption/temptation.

Because they default to the worst answer, even if it makes no sense.

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