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We're itchy somewhere else, because I'm banking on this turning into a nose picking joke.
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Mar 13, 2013 17:10
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Elsewhere, because why not, right?
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Mar 13, 2013 17:30
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Oh god, we're acting like such a creep, but this is going to be hilarious.
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Mar 13, 2013 17:41
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Head 1 Elsewhere 8  I think it's… over there. Where? Over there. Umm… "Here?" … Here? … Or here? … Nah, is not the itch on the head… !     …! I will wash off your hair now… After washing the hair…  Your head is all washed, please come over here. Alright. Are you ready? Yep. Next I will begin the hair cutting, please wait for a moment. Sure. Is there any type of magizine you prefer? Ah, let’s see... I will…   Nyaa fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Mar 14, 2013 |
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Mar 13, 2013 17:45
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Maybe we can still appeal to her by going with something fashionable?
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Mar 13, 2013 17:51
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You are all terrible people. Except for the OP and that one guy. Fashion. Kanta shouldn't be energetic during a haircut and the humorous magazine is a disaster waiting to happen.
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Mar 13, 2013 17:52
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Well, that went about as well as expected. We want something humorous.
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Mar 13, 2013 17:53
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SSNeoman posted:Kanta shouldn't be energetic during a haircut and the humorous magazine is a disaster waiting to happen. Exactly! Humourous magazine.
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Mar 13, 2013 17:54
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Nyaa posted:
Thanks! Lol, that 'baby' one was hilarious. I think you got it right the first time actually, creepy comes off pretty much the same as gross to me at least. I think I get it now though, in addition to coming off as lacking confidence he also seems like he's hiding what he's saying (his body language shows his trying to minimize his profile). What did you guys... are we even trying to clear the level anymore? :P Go with a humor magazine. A fashion magazine is the safe bet, but we need to make up some major points now and humor while easily disastrous (what if he laughs out loud, moving his head while she's cutting, is inappropriate, or distracts her with a joke (less likely since she's trained to be careful)?) can score major points on being interesting and if it explodes in our face at least we can get all the funny bad choices out of the way. Readingaccount fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Mar 13, 2013 |
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Mar 13, 2013 17:56
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OKAY!
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SSNeoman posted:Kanta shouldn't be energetic during a haircut and the humorous magazine is a disaster waiting to happen. Humour us. \/\/\/ hadn't thought of that actually. Changing vote to fashion . Mikl fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Mar 13, 2013 |
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Mar 13, 2013 18:01
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Mikl posted:That's kind of the point, isn't it? It hardly matters if we get to see the dopey bits afterwards regardless. A hairdresser's interests likely lie with fashions.
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Mar 13, 2013 18:03
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Fashion. Please, our sanity depends on it.
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Mar 13, 2013 18:04
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Sports! That's interesting, right?
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Mar 13, 2013 18:04
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(drat it guys, what the hell did you expect to happen with the "other" option?) Time to play it cool, go with the Sports Magazine
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Mar 13, 2013 19:44
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Mar 13, 2013 20:03
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Sport: 2 Fashion: 6 Humor: 3 I think… yeah? Give me a fashion magazine if there’s one. Alright. I will go get it.   Yes, thanks. “What kind of clothing is this…”  What happened to this country to have this kind of thing being popular!?    Eh, it’s… I can see the result already and yes, it's a real job. 
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Mar 13, 2013 20:17
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Well, Scratch that, I mean There is only one right choice, and that is  Office Worker
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Mar 13, 2013 20:24
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 Office Worker, I can't bring myself to type THAT option.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:25
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I just looked up what that was, and frankly it's not as weird or gross as it sounds. It's actually kind of an interesting occupation in a "Well, I knew somebody had to do that, but I never really thought about it" kind of way. Let's claim to be a chicken sexer and hope she's not an animal rights activist.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:28
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A chicken sexer is someone who checks if chicks are boys or girls and sorts them accordingly. Jesus, guys.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:30
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Chicken sexer, after all it is an interesting choice of career... right? Even if it is probably boring as gently caress.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:32
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Keep fuckin' that chickeninthesto posted:I just looked up what that was, and frankly it's not as weird or gross as it sounds. It's actually kind of an interesting occupation in a "Well, I knew somebody had to do that, but I never really thought about it" kind of way. Well, or that.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:32
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Chicken Sexer, there is no other path. Godspeed, Kanta. 
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Mar 13, 2013 20:34
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I don't work. Working is for peasants.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:40
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Your job seems like a fairly major thing to lie about if you're aiming for anything more permanent, good luck explaining that later. But let's face it, office worker is a boring answer and might give a bad first impression. Then again, it might be slightly late for that... Still, this leaves emergency topic change, also because I'm curious about the topic in question.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:43
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 Chicken sexer.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:53
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Chicken sexer! That is DEFINITELY going to leave an impression!
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Mar 13, 2013 20:58
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Chicken sexer.
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Mar 13, 2013 20:58
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quote:I think you got it right the first time actually, creepy comes off pretty much the same as gross to me at least. Kanfy posted:Still, this leaves emergency topic change, also because I'm curious about the topic in question.
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Mar 13, 2013 21:14
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Honestly, if you were a chicken sexer in real life, you'd probably just say "I work at a poultry company" or something. But because it's Kanta, he's probably gonna say that he sticks his finger up chicken buttholes.
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Mar 13, 2013 21:27
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Sex those chickens
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Mar 13, 2013 21:29
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We must tell her of our meticulous chicken checking.
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Mar 13, 2013 21:31
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Was anyone even expecting this to be close? Chicken Sexer
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Apotheosis posted:Honestly, if you were a chicken sexer in real life, you'd probably just say "I work at a poultry company" or something. But because it's Kanta, he's probably gonna say that he sticks his finger up chicken buttholes. I'm hoping the hairdresser (and the game) take it to be a joke.
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Mar 13, 2013 21:39
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Obviously we are a hen-teaser.
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Mar 13, 2013 21:47
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Change the topic BE MYSTERIOUS!
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paragon1 posted:Change the topic BE MYSTERIOUS! Indeed 
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Office Worker: 2 Avoid Topic: 3 Don’t Work: 1 Checking Sexer: 13 Actually, I am… Yea? I am a... “Chicken Sexer!” Note: I think the original wording use ‘Massager’ instead of ‘Sexer’.  Eh! Chicken Sexer! Hehe, it’s very interesting! Oh! It does sound fun! Yeah, everyday, massage! Heehoo~~heehoo~heeeeeeehuuooo! It sounds really joyful! Anything special happen there? Of course! My eyes… Hurts… When I pick up too many chicks! Ohh… I will help you spot the chicks in that case! Thanks for the wait, It’s done… Oh! “How is it? It’s a bit shorter though!” We got a Mohawk!   Hmm umm… How is it? !? Is there a problem? 
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Mar 13, 2013 22:11
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Warned you guys about "cool hair"  (and when did she manage to dye it? )Anyways we've made our bed, so now let's grin and bear it. She seems like she'd be devastated if we said otherwise. (to be clear, that's good with a smile) Rawkking fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Mar 13, 2013 |
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Mar 13, 2013 22:15
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Good with a smile. If a haircut somehow makes you blonde like a super saiyan without dye it's a good haircut.
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