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fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Dollars (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

lol

# ? Mar 23, 2013 19:27

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:25

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Dollars (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

pro post (1.237 posts adjusted for inflation)

# ? Mar 23, 2013 19:56

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Bucks

# ? Mar 23, 2013 20:18

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Dollars (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

# ? Mar 23, 2013 22:38

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Install Gentoo posted:

it should be exclusively added to articles where it's not relevant at all

it should be added to every article about inflation, currency, or a specific denomination of currency

# ? Mar 24, 2013 01:34

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Dollars (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

# ? Mar 24, 2013 01:38

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Dollars (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

a few dollars ~~more~~ less (because the fascist FED is stealing your money via the inflation tax, google ron paul)

# ? Mar 24, 2013 01:40

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Datas (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

# ? Mar 24, 2013 03:09

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Dollars (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

# ? Mar 24, 2013 03:17

Metal Pink Babble: Mar 31, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

so im reading this wikipedia article

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders

about the ridiculously horrific connecticuit home invasion/family murder; it took place pretty recently, in 2007.

anyway, the , especially because it's a story about a family being murdered, is in this one:

oprah claims the camera adds 11.24 pounds. she has enough economic mass in 2011 money to give everyone on the planet fitty cent.

# ? Mar 24, 2013 05:56

SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Bucks

i was really hoping this would be a page dedicated to the concept of 'twenty united states dollars', but i'm also glad that someone fixed it already.

# ? Mar 24, 2013 20:45

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

quote:

The explosion was hot enough to induce third degree burns at 100 km distance.[6]

from an article about the tsar bomba (50 MT) nuclear bomb test

# ? Mar 24, 2013 21:39

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

This article has multiple issues. Please help improve it or discuss these issues on the talk page.
The neutrality of this article is disputed. (January 2013)
This article is written like a personal reflection or opinion essay rather than an encyclopedic description of the subject. (January 2013)
This article may contain wording that promotes the subject in a subjective manner without imparting real information. (January 2013)
This article has an unclear citation style. (January 2013)
This article's listed sources may not meet Wikipedia's guidelines for reliable sources. (January 2013)

# ? Mar 25, 2013 06:28

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

gooby on rails posted:

A Fistful of Dollars (3.2 fistfuls adjusted for inflation)

# ? Mar 25, 2013 08:54

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Wave_Gotik_Treffen_2007.jpg

# ? Mar 25, 2013 09:11

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Bucks

Thirty Two dot Eighteen Bucks when adjusted for inflation

# ? Mar 25, 2013 09:13

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

hope you got :20bux:

# ? Mar 25, 2013 14:00

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

so on this page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_erotic_depictions

theres a bunch of pics. one is captioned:

"Roman oil lamp depicting coitus more ferarum"

e: actually the butt thing deserves its own post

Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Mar 25, 2013

# ? Mar 25, 2013 19:56

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_history_of_the_buttocks

Many celebrities have become famous for their buttocks, including Beyonc� Knowles, Coco Austin, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian,[12] and Serena Williams.[11]

Many songs have also been about the desirability of buttocks:

# ? Mar 25, 2013 20:03

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Many songs have also been about the desirability of buttocks:

The song popularized the portmanteau term 'bootylicious', a combination of the words booty and delicious, although the term had already been coined by Snoop Dogg in the song "gently caress wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')" (aka "Dre Day" from Dr. Dre's 1992 album The Chronic) as a pejorative. Bootylicious is also mentioned by a character named Champ in the 1993 "Homey, Don't Ya Know Me?" episode of A Different World. The term was also used previously in the 1999 video game Duke Nukem: Time to Kill as the name of a strip club.[13]

# ? Mar 25, 2013 20:11

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

Lutha Mahtin posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_history_of_the_buttocks

Many celebrities have become famous for their buttocks, including Beyonc� Knowles, Coco Austin, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian,[12] and Serena Williams.[11]

Many songs have also been about the desirability of buttocks:

Seriously though it's crazy how many butt songs are there

but not a single breast song

# ? Mar 25, 2013 20:13

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Call Now posted:

Seriously though it's crazy how many butt songs are there

but not a single breast song

put em on the glass would like a word

# ? Mar 25, 2013 20:20

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

Call Now posted:

Seriously though it's crazy how many butt songs are there

but not a single breast song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49H0IfoILwQ

# ? Mar 25, 2013 21:16

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLTrGt2Yf6I

# ? Mar 25, 2013 22:10

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA :sonia:

# ? Mar 25, 2013 22:27

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

heard this song used once in a trivia round themed around "things you can put in your mouth"

# ? Mar 25, 2013 22:29

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

big tune

# ? Mar 26, 2013 13:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

not exactly worthless but it's always funny when something like this shows up on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_Wars

# ? Mar 27, 2013 04:17

Guido van Possum: Apr 7, 2012; by T. Finninho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuGn2AALYHU

# ? Mar 27, 2013 04:20

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Lutha Mahtin posted:

coitus more ferarum

# ? Mar 27, 2013 04:39

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

duTrieux. posted:

i seriously cant get over that one im still lollin (send an lolbulance)

# ? Mar 27, 2013 04:56

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

latin is a surprisingly filthy language

# ? Mar 27, 2013 04:59

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

duTrieux. posted:

latin is a surprisingly filthy language

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

e:

quote:

The term pedicare is a transitive verb, meaning to "insert one's penis into another person's anus",[27] and derives from an analogous Greek word, παιδικω, itself derived ultimately from the Greek word παις, παιδος (child).

# ? Mar 27, 2013 05:19

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i love that there's no ambiguity about any of the language catullus used. the english for lines 1 and 14?

quote:

I will sodomize you and face-gently caress you.

↑ that is basically a literal translation.

# ? Mar 27, 2013 05:29

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Lutha Mahtin posted:

coitus more forearm

# ? Mar 27, 2013 08:09

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

With his originality and creativity, as well as the emotion he conveys in his music, Cudi has amassed a large cult-like following among high school students, college students and stoners alike.[8][9]

# ? Mar 27, 2013 19:11

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

With his originality and creativity, as well as the emotion he conveys in his music, Cudi has amassed a large cult-like following among high school students, college students and stoners alike.[8][9]

cudi is p dece but lol at upper middle class high school students who 'relate' to his dad and family members dying and crippling depression and using drugs to deal with personal issues

# ? Mar 27, 2013 19:16