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edit: Oops, double post.BetterToRuleInHell posted:If you did like the wackiness of the last 20 minutes though you're in for a treat with Army of Darkness. That poo poo is straight bonkers from beginning to end. Hell yes. Can't wait!
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Wow. I thought that I knew what was happening in The Tall Man but I was way off. What a strange movie. I really recommend it.
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# ? Mar 23, 2013 22:18 |
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Just finished watching Army Of Darkness. What a goddamn ridiculous movie. Straight comedy from beginning to end. I could barely keep a straight face the entire time. Now I know why Jay from Half in the Bag called Oz The Great And Powerful "Army Of Darkness for kids". Also, it foreshadowed Drag Me To Hell in several ways, so that was cool to see.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Just finished watching Army Of Darkness. What a goddamn ridiculous movie. Straight comedy from beginning to end. I could barely keep a straight face the entire time. Can you believe Army of Darkness almost got an NC-17 and they had to fight for their R rating? I guess skeleton violence is the worst violence.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 00:38 |
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qbert posted:Can you believe Army of Darkness almost got an NC-17 and they had to fight for their R rating? I guess skeleton violence is the worst violence. ....how is this possible? At one point, Ash launches a skeleton into the air and it explodes. Clearly it's not meant to be malicious. And it doesn't even have any blood sprinklers set to overdrive like Evil Dead 2 does.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Just finished watching Army Of Darkness. What a goddamn ridiculous movie. Straight comedy from beginning to end. I could barely keep a straight face the entire time. I knew you'd love it. I didn't realize that some people were looking down on it, it might not be horror but it's an absolutely great movie. I'm puzzled that some people here were talking it down in fact.
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Twee as gently caress posted:I knew you'd love it. I didn't realize that some people were looking down on it, it might not be horror but it's an absolutely great movie. Yeah it wasn't scary or unnerving in the least, it was just a laugh riot. The entire movie was like the comedic parts from Evil Dead 2 ramped up to 11.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 00:46 |
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I watched the Tall Man because of this thread. I hold you responsible. What a terrible piece of poo poo that was. Grave Encounters wasn't very good either, but it wasn't too bad. The Bay might be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Maybe if it wasn't marketed as a horror film I wouldn't have hated it as much. Why am I so negative
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 01:06 |
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I didn't enjoy the 4th kind or tall man. In fact the opening sequence of the most recent re film was more enjoy.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 02:14 |
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I hated fourth kind but enjoyed the tall man! Part of the fun with Tall Man when you know only what is in the poster was waiting for the jump scare that I expected would happen (but thankfully never did)
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 02:26 |
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ravenkult posted:I watched the Tall Man because of this thread. I hold you responsible. What a terrible piece of poo poo that was. Who knows?
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 02:31 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Who knows? Probably hitting movies that's not my style lately. I liked ''The Awakening'' a lot.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 03:06 |
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The Tall Man owns.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 03:10 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Just finished watching Army Of Darkness. What a goddamn ridiculous movie. Straight comedy from beginning to end. I could barely keep a straight face the entire time. Which ending did you see? Just out of curiosity.
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Crackerman posted:Which ending did you see? Just out of curiosity. Oh, there's multiple endings? Ash gets back to his time, back to working at S-Mart and a Deadite shows up there so he blasts her with his shotgun and everyone praises him as the hero.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:05 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Oh, there's multiple endings? Here's the much darker alternate ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3HBCopB7Hc
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:10 |
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Twee as gently caress posted:Here's the much darker alternate ending I still think this ending is terrible by comparison and I don't even curr if no one agrees.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:12 |
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penismightier posted:I still think this ending is terrible by comparison and I don't even curr if no one agrees. I'll fight you man, I swear. I love the "I slept too long" ending much, much more. edit: "Manufactured products!"
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:15 |
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Also I disagree with Raimi, I prefer the US ending, the original one is just way too dark considering the tone of the movie.penismightier posted:I still think this ending is terrible by comparison and I don't even curr if no one agrees. Right there with you, and agree its terrible.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:17 |
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The problem with that ending is it comes on the director's cut, where the skeleton battle at the end goes on way too long and becomes tedious as poo poo. There needs to be some kind of perfected cut, like Army of Darkness: The Final Cut. We all know Raimi prefers the mean ending because he's a bully.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:19 |
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penismightier posted:I still think this ending is terrible by comparison and I don't even curr if no one agrees. It does set up another zany adventure in the post-apocalyptic world, though. Maybe at the end of that one, they use magic to send him back in time to 1987.
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Crackerman posted:We all know Raimi prefers the mean ending because he's a bully. Yeah his whole 'Well Ash is an idiot, therefore I love to give him as much poo poo as I can on screen!' is a pretty stupid and hosed up attitude.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:23 |
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Twee as gently caress posted:Yeah his whole 'Well Ash is an idiot, therefore I love to give him as much poo poo as I can on screen!' is a pretty stupid and hosed up attitude. That's pretty much Raimi's attitude generally. He likes to torment his audience, as well as his actors and characters.
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Twee as gently caress posted:Yeah his whole 'Well Ash is an idiot, therefore I love to give him as much poo poo as I can on screen!' is a pretty stupid and hosed up attitude. Not really, especially if you take Ash as a Wile E. Coyote or Daffy Duck-type figure.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:24 |
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Holy poo poo how did I not know that he's currently working on 'Army of Darkness 2' http://screenrant.com/army-of-darkness-2-evil-dead-4-sam-raimi/ quote:As opening day for Evil Dead draws near - Fede Alvarez’s remake of Sam Raimi’s iconic 1981 video nasty – fans are inching closer and closer to also seeing the latter return to the beloved series he created back in 1981. ... but without Bruce Campbell HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Not really, especially if you take Ash as a Wile E. Coyote or Daffy Duck-type figure. Except that Ash has never done anything to deserve it
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:26 |
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Daffy never did anything to deserve it aside from being second banana to Bugs. Wile E. Coyote only does what's in his nature and only resorts to faulty technology out of necessity.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Daffy never did anything to deserve it aside from being second banana to Bugs. Wile E. Coyote only does what's in his nature and only resorts to faulty technology out of necessity. Daffy's treatment was an example of Disney's horrible track record on racism, and Wile E Coyote was a villain.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:30 |
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Twee as gently caress posted:Holy poo poo how did I not know that he's currently working on 'Army of Darkness 2' Aw man, what's the point then?
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:31 |
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I don't know. As far as Ash being too old, make it a direct continuation of Ash being sent to the future, and he's been dealing with Deadites for 20 years now and boom, someone who's not a deadite just appeared and he might have a way to go back to the past or something. Boom, treatment, hire me Sam Raimi I will find a way to shoehorn Bruce Campbell in every single project you do
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Twee as gently caress posted:Daffy's treatment was an example of Disney's horrible track record on racism, and Wile E Coyote was a villain. No way, Wil E. Coyote was just a coyote. What do you think the title cards with the genus and species names are about? I don't think Looney Tunes judges Wil E. for what it's worth. Daffy's crime is just being Scottie Pippen.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:34 |
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One of the things I always liked about Bruce Campbell was his quiet dignity.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 04:35 |
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Twee as gently caress posted:Here's the much darker alternate ending That's pretty great, but I think I still like the ending I saw more.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 05:15 |
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This is a long shot but there was a movie that came out eithe early this year or late last year on VOD. I remember it getting a lot of good word here and it started with an R. It had a house on the cover, I finally have a chance to watch it and I don't even remember what it's called
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 07:37 |
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I watched Splinter tonight. It did a lot right and a lot wrong. It was extremely well made for its budget, good acting and dialogue, well-shot, great creature effects, and excellent sense of tension and what-you-don't-see-is-scarier. But the plot suffers from nearly every character being dictated by Horror Movie Logic (aka "Why don't they just..."), and the one guy being just fine after an arm amputation bothered me a lot. Still, I'd say I enjoyed more than I didn't.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 11:26 |
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I watched "Grave Encounters" last night and drat, it scared the crap out of me. It wasn't the best movie ever, but I don't get the hate for it. Maybe it's because I'm claustrophobic so the feeling of being enclosed with no way out is what freaked me out the most. Probably going to watch the second one tonight. Hopefully its as good as the first.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 15:19 |
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SlenderWhore posted:Probably going to watch the second one tonight. Hopefully its as good as the first. Nope. It's a bore until it starts to get interesting and then it really quickly shits itself completely. It's a sight to behold. A boring, unnecessary sight.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 15:22 |
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SlenderWhore posted:I watched "Grave Encounters" last night and drat, it scared the crap out of me. It wasn't the best movie ever, but I don't get the hate for it. Yo might be thinking of Grave Encounters 2? From what I remember this thread loved the first one.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 16:04 |
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skog posted:This is a long shot but there was a movie that came out eithe early this year or late last year on VOD. I remember it getting a lot of good word here and it started with an R. It had a house on the cover, I finally have a chance to watch it and I don't even remember what it's called I spent a while looking for this too, I think the movie you're thinking of is "Resolution."
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 16:06 |
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SlenderWhore posted:I watched "Grave Encounters" last night and drat, it scared the crap out of me. It wasn't the best movie ever, but I don't get the hate for it. Maybe it's because I'm claustrophobic so the feeling of being enclosed with no way out is what freaked me out the most. quote:Probably going to watch the second one tonight. Hopefully its as good as the first.
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# ? Mar 24, 2013 16:32 |
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I haven't seen the Grave Encounters movies but the still photos of the monsters give me the heebie jeebies.
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