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The Jumpoff: May 4, 2011; Your dad's in the Russian Mafia, that's the jumpoff!

My family got a flyer in Beaufort, NC. This really is far reaching.

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# ? Mar 25, 2013 22:08

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:57

Mindless: Dec 7, 2001; WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to; Pillbug

The Jumpoff posted:

My family got a flyer in Beaufort, NC. This really is far reaching.

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It's a whole new take on "hotdog in a hallway"

# ? Mar 25, 2013 22:15

Eggplant Wizard: Jul 8, 2005; i loev catte

Shut up about flyers

# ? Mar 25, 2013 22:17

schwenz: Jun 20, 2003; Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

^^
thank you.

# ? Mar 25, 2013 22:25

DeepBlue: Jul 7, 2004; SHMEH!!!

# ? Mar 25, 2013 23:21

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DeepBlue posted:

Reminds me of my friend's Halloween costume from like 8 years ago:

# ? Mar 25, 2013 23:58

Favela Flav: Dec 24, 2009

I know it's Goatse, but can anyone explain to me what the heck that stuff is? It looks like deep-fried... something, and red onion in mayo.

I don't recognize a single foodstuff in that photo, and I'm confused

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:15

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Favela Flav posted:

I know it's Goatse, but can anyone explain to me what the heck that stuff is? It looks like deep-fried... something, and red onion in mayo.

I don't recognize a single foodstuff in that photo, and I'm confused

Looks like a crab salad to me.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:21

Old James: Nov 20, 2003; Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Reminds me of my friend's Halloween costume from like 8 years ago:

What's the joke behind Beirut.exe? Is that the name of a virus and he's advertising he's got an STD?

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:37

Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

Old James posted:

What's the joke behind Beirut.exe? Is that the name of a virus and he's advertising he's got an STD?

It's another name for beer pong. Not really sure why.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:39

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

Beirut is another name for beer pong.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:39

QuickbreathFinisher: Sep 28, 2008; by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Oh Hell No posted:

It's another name for beer pong. Not really sure why.

I'm pretty sure it has to do with the Beirut barracks bombing/Lebanese civil war.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:41

ookiimarukochan: Apr 4, 2011

Favela Flav posted:

I know it's Goatse, but can anyone explain to me what the heck that stuff is? It looks like deep-fried... something, and red onion in mayo.

I don't recognize a single foodstuff in that photo, and I'm confused

Inari sushi (basically fried tofu - usually stuffed with sweetened sushi rice but these aren't), omlette, and crab sticks in mayo.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:43

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Favela Flav posted:

I know it's Goatse, but can anyone explain to me what the heck that stuff is? It looks like deep-fried... something, and red onion in mayo.

I don't recognize a single foodstuff in that photo, and I'm confused

The pinkish stuff is a fish-based-food-product smashed into a paste, compressed into rubbery strips, chopped and mixed with mayo. The yellow strips are sweet and salty scrambled eggs. The shells are fried tofu skin.

It's sushi.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 00:53

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I thought it was funny. It's a bbq smoker.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 01:40

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Look at you. You can't even lift that cannon you're carrying.

CATTASTIC has a new favorite as of 02:15 on Mar 26, 2013

# ? Mar 26, 2013 01:53

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I'm pretty sure it has to do with the Beirut barracks bombing/Lebanese civil war.

And it needed another name when they televised it for some stupid reason.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 02:14

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Oh Hell No posted:

It's another name for beer pong. Not really sure why.

No one does, but depending on where you went to college, you call it one or the other and will defend it to the death.

(It's Beirut and I'll loving cut you if you say beer pong. Beer pong involves actual ping pong paddles. Fact. :colbert:

)

# ? Mar 26, 2013 02:45

BrainWeasel: May 8, 2007; I'll reattach your arm when I hit fucking Level 2!

Memento1979 posted:

Someone explained this by saying that this sheep's species often grows two sets of horns. It's pretty obvious though, that it is in fact literally The Morningstar, Father of Lies, Satan Himself. Well, maybe not, but this sheep is pretty metal.

It's Fenton, the Death Sheep from Hell! (Like two people are going to get that reference)

Sometimes you don't want to farm out your inbetweeners to Korea. (That's supposed to say "WIN THE ORIGINAL JOKERMOBILE".)

# ? Mar 26, 2013 02:49

The Observer: Jan 16, 2010

# ? Mar 26, 2013 03:39

Sighence: Aug 26, 2009

Alright I'm not trying to say three-year-olds are geniuses, but what kid eats the candle? :psyduck:

# ? Mar 26, 2013 04:00

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

Because it looks like candy.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 04:04

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Sighence posted:

Alright I'm not trying to say three-year-olds are geniuses, but what kid eats the candle?

A 3 year old: "That thing is on the cake, how could it not be made of sugar"

# ? Mar 26, 2013 04:05

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Unfortunately, the cake was for an 83-year-old.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 04:07

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

schwenz posted:

PNEUMATIC OWL ACTIVATED

# ? Mar 26, 2013 04:30

Talby: Nov 28, 2002

DrBouvenstein posted:

No one does, but depending on where you went to college, you call it one or the other and will defend it to the death.

(It's Beirut and I'll loving cut you if you say beer pong. Beer pong involves actual ping pong paddles. Fact. )

You're right, it doesn't make any sense to call a game played with a ping pong ball and cups of beer "beer pong." Better name it after a city in Lebanon. :jerkbag:

# ? Mar 26, 2013 04:52

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Vicas posted:

A 3 year old: "That thing is on the cake, how could it not be made of sugar"

Those plastic flowers that look like sugar flowers are the reason I have trust issues.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 05:06

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

Beirut and pong were distinct but related games at my college. Only this one house on the other side of campus used paddles too, we civilized types strictly threw the ball.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 05:26

hackedaccount: Sep 28, 2009

# ? Mar 26, 2013 07:47

Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

scamtank posted:

Because it looks like candy.

Exactly, I recall being very disappointed as a kid that happy, funky looking little candles like that weren't edible at all despite looking and smelling so good.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 08:49

DeepBlue: Jul 7, 2004; SHMEH!!!

He just wants a home to live in.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 10:16

DeepBlue: Jul 7, 2004; SHMEH!!!

# ? Mar 26, 2013 11:23

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

DeepBlue posted:

This one took me a while. I was just like "yeah, it's warpath, so what?"

# ? Mar 26, 2013 12:57

Favela Flav: Dec 24, 2009

hackedaccount posted:

This is awesome, but if PYF funny pictures turns into bookchat again I'm going to be very depressed. "Hey let me tell you about the cover of my hobbit book!"