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Lysidas posted:The "finance expert" is a perfect living version of the 80s businessman in Futurama.
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8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights Totally Hot Chick Also Way Psycho ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 05:17 on Mar 31, 2013 |
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Emotional Wayne LaPierre Honors Victims Of Background Checks e: South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol Jerry Manderbilt has a new favorite as of 18:36 on Apr 1, 2013 |
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A mall near me has an sign advertising a dating website using that same stock photo. I chuckle every time I see it.
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Okay, it might not be the funniest Onion thing ever? But it's definitely the biggest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H542nLTTbu0 Read the description, the Onion co-created it. It also made me like some people I really, really hate.
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 2, 2013 Virgo, ouch, that one hit close to home. 
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I got a big laugh out of this one: 'That Seems About Right,' Says Soon-To-Be-Audited Man
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muscles like this? posted:I got a big laugh out of this one: Oh god, this is me 
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I can't wait for this one to start showing up on Literally Unbelievable President Personally Performs First Obamacare Euthanization quote:"Today was great. I enjoyed this.” Please tell me this catches at least one local talk radio host, or high profile Tea Partier somewhere, like the Abortionplex one. Posting a classic, it was the one before Hot Girl is Way Psycho, Wacky Morning DJ Faces Crisis of Journalistic Ethics quote:"I have a responsibility to provide unbiased wake-up zaniness, hard-rocking hits and celebrity impressions, and that's a responsibility I don't take lightly. If I were to get in bed with every car dealer and theme restaurant that wants sponsorship, morning radio would soon be no better than the commercial wasteland of evening drive-time." HackensackBackpack has a new favorite as of 21:01 on Apr 2, 2013 |
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I try to avoid posting the latest Onion articles, but this one made me cringe enough to break that policy: Mesmerized Kevin Ware Can't Stop Watching Video Of His Leg Breaking On YouTube
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Cleretic posted:Okay, it might not be the funniest Onion thing ever? But it's definitely the biggest. The link in the description, The Onion Labs, is fascinating. They are getting organizations and companies to pay to get mocked and satirized for advertising and image branding purposes.
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This is me every day of the work week. Area Man Makes It Through Day
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Toad on a Hat posted:This is me every day of the work week. Area Man Makes It Through Day Yup. Every. loving. Day.
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History Licking Its Chops To Judge George W. Bush Stop blaming Bush for everything! 
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Leofish posted:I can't wait for this one to start showing up on Literally Unbelievable Hooray!
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Unstable Man Plots to Bring Guns to Schools
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Toad on a Hat posted:This is me every day of the work week. Area Man Makes It Through Day I find this pairs well with U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Popular Children's Book Author Reveals The 'Spooky Truth' About Creepy Conspiracy Theories I'm glad they're back too. There was a dry spell of good Onion videos after "Porkin' across America." Favorite Spooky Truth book title: "The Hebrews of Disney Dungeon."
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Brother Jonathan posted:I'm glad they're back too. There was a dry spell of good Onion videos after "Porkin' across America." Also, "Syrians' Lives Are Worthless,' Obama Tells Daughters Before Kissing Them Goodnight
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I'm hoping it's not too late for Today Now to parody the revelations of the backstage feud between Matt Lauer and Ann Curry. But it probably is.
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Echo Chamber posted:I'm hoping it's not too late for Today Now to parody the revelations of the backstage fued between Matt Lauer and Ann Curry. But it probably is. Maybe I'm alone on this one, but it's just as well that they don't. I doubt any of us can even begin to comprehend how unspeakably dark a parody like that has the potential to become if The Onion decided to run with it.
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Jerusalem posted:Roger Ebert died Sad Kevin took a day off, and that makes me happy. Great article.
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Over here in the UK we have the Onion-equivalent The Daily Mash. Instead of Sad Kevin we have two really angry Scottish blokes nailing the poo poo out of UK culture and swearing a lot. A lot. Mostly impenetrable to those not well-versed in Scottish slang or British politics, but when they're on they're on. A few of my favourites: Large Breasted Women Get It All Their Own Way Again which could really have just been a headline. Vatican Sticks With Nazi Theme Arm Teachers, Say Unspeakable Pieces of poo poo Britain poo poo Again And I still get a snigger out of One Direction Can't Believe How Many Girls They're Fingering.
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darkwasthenight posted:Over here in the UK we have the Onion-equivalent The Daily Mash. Oh, wow, thank you for this. Breaking Bad A Front For Crystal Meth Manufacture
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Jerusalem posted:Roger Ebert died
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Doggboat posted:This is the most touching obituary of Ebert I have read so far. the problem with great obituaries is that one of my first responses to this was 'someone should show this to Roger Ebert'.
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