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Intel&Sebastian posted:Ya'll also aren't furiously carrying water for a 12 year old George Zimmerman at the moment either so, yep. Hahahaha, are they actually arguing about Carl offing that dude? Standard_Zombie_Fiction_Trope_42 attacks YOU for 10000 damage!
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Robb has horses. It's fights that don't exist. This post is a thing of beauty. It also reminds me we will never see Ebert tear into the inevitable GoT blockbuster.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 01:50 |
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The tale of Dunk & Egg: the story eagerly awaited by tens of people. Coming to a theater near you.
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Joramun posted:Dany are you OK jesus christ that caught me off guard and busted out lauging at work
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:It's pretty impressive that the Walking Dead (another incredibly terrible show) can work in extra zombie battles every week, but seeing Edd or Mormont swinging a sword at a zombie would have bankrupted GoT so instead here's another half-assed scene where a guy that was in the battle has ketchup on his forehead and says "it's over we won lol" and the ratings inexplicably go up. To be fair, if memory serves, they did this exact same thing in the book if I remember so at least it's being faithful in that regard.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 02:08 |
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Contra Calculus posted:To be fair, if memory serves, they did this exact same thing in the book if I remember so at least it's being faithful in that regard. Much of the battle was off screen, but sam was still in the thick of it, and mormont was shouting orders, and fire arrows and A BEAR A BEAR ALL COVERED IN HOAR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VMSYIXCCY I actually listened to the lyrics and got kind of creeped out. edit: you learn something every day! quote:The song is a motif that reflects the relationships between several characters, including Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark, Jorah Mormont and Daenerys Targaryen, and, almost comically, Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister (where Sandor, Jorah, and Brienne symbolize "the Bear" who either literally or figuratively saves the "Maiden Fair"). kcroy fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Apr 5, 2013 |
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81 new posts, and each one pure liquid (brown) gold! Also, I watched an episode of TWD every now and then, telling myself it would get better. Then they copped out with Dale, then with Carl shooting the zombie version of Shane, and I was like, you punch-pulling, pussy-rear end fucks. Can't even get a major plot point right. gently caress that show and all its fans, too.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 06:14 |
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SaviourX posted:81 new posts, and each one pure liquid (brown) gold! Not counting GOT fans TWD has to have the most obnoxious fans possible. I don't even know why but they're always like that. Maybe it's because that's how anyone acts that likes Zombie related material made after 80s.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 06:19 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Burn down TVIV, permaban Rarity, and ban TV discussion everywhere. Hail satan. I agree.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 06:52 |
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Thulsa Doom posted:Edd fell on the camera, duh. Stop being a homofobe
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 07:05 |
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Does anyone else think that GRRM has probably been leaving creepy messages on Lena Headey's phone offering to let her crash at his house since word got out that she's broke?
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 14:11 |
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Jesus, what a poorly written article. Did they get someone's 15-year-old nephew to jam out a single draft two minutes before going live?
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 14:16 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Jesus, what a poorly written article. Did they get someone's 15-year-old nephew to jam out a single draft two minutes before going live? Well it is USA Today. They were the Gurm of newspapers even before print journalism died.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 14:59 |
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IRQ posted:Well it is USA Today. They were the Gurm of newspapers even before print journalism died. Now now, don't say that. They always meet their deadlines.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 15:13 |
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Man, where did all the sweet Dredd 3D money go? (Sucks for her )
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 16:44 |
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That is some serious method acting right there
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 16:48 |
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Now she pretty much has to keep working with GRRM, which is the saddest thing. Poor Lena. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Apr 5, 2013 |
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I still don't get why the three knights of the Kingsguard were chilling at the Tower of Joy during the rebellion. At first I thought it was something to do with new baby Jon being next in line for the throne and them having to defend him but he'd still be a bastard and succession would pass to Viserys. Is it really just a "gently caress you, we're not running" thing, even if they'd be running to defend the new, actual, eight-year-old King?
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Fargo Fukes posted:I still don't get why the three knights of the Kingsguard were chilling at the Tower of Joy during the rebellion. At first I thought it was something to do with new baby Jon being next in line for the throne and them having to defend him but he'd still be a bastard and succession would pass to Viserys. Is it really just a "gently caress you, we're not running" thing, even if they'd be running to defend the new, actual, eight-year-old King? I think it was for baby Jon; Rhaegar was dead and if King's Landing fell it was likely Viserys and the entire family could be executed (they got most of them), so they were defending who could be the last of the Targaryan line.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 18:43 |
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Targaryens were polygamists on top of the whole incest thing, so it's not unreasonable for Rhaegar to have married Lyanna, probably in front of a weirwood so Bran can see it.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Now she pretty much has to keep working with GRRM, which is the saddest thing.
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Thulsa Doom posted:Targaryens were polygamists on top of the whole incest thing, so it's not unreasonable for Rhaegar to have married Lyanna, probably in front of a weirwood so Bran can see it. No weirwoods in the south (except at the Isle of Faces. What is up with the Isle of Faces?).
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 18:55 |
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I can not think of a worse punishment for Cersei Lannister than having to work with GURM for the rest of your life. Too cruel, George, too cruel.
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thornghost posted:Does anyone else think that GRRM has probably been leaving creepy messages on Lena Headey's phone offering to let her crash at his house since word got out that she's broke? That's just silly, she's clearly too old for GRRM. Though the creepiest thing they could do right now would be to offer her extra cash up front in exchange for her to contract to shave her head and do full-frontal for Cersei's walk of shame.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 19:01 |
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That's not creepy, that's good business sense on her part. Always charge more for that stuff, if they really want it they will pay.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 19:03 |
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It's a place with weirdwoods in the south so Rhaegar and Lyanna can marry in front of one. Or several. We're never going to see that, though, since the next book will never come out and the HBO adapation of the ending will be a fade out followed by a fade in with Sam looking directly into the camera and explaining what just happened to the vast hosts of twenty people. Since there will be no next book, I'm going to pretend that all the insane theories on westeros.org are true and the next book will have an ice dragon and the stone kings rising out of the crypt under Winterfell
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 19:03 |
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The final season better be crazy, every episode made of bizarre stock footage while random words flash on screen as the actors monologue about their childhood traumas. And then Dany turns out to be a clone of Jon's mother.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 19:09 |
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In the last episode, it is revealed the entire world is the Village and Hodor is 6.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 19:17 |
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Patrick Mcgoohan would've made a great Roose Bolton.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 19:31 |
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They really are in a giant clockwork toy. Sam will have to ascend to the artificial sun and set it right again, restoring the seasons. He will fail because he is fat.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The final season better be crazy, every episode made of bizarre stock footage while random words flash on screen as the actors monologue about their childhood traumas. I wasn't aware how much I actually loved that character until I involuntarily let out an audible squeal when he was first introduced on the show last week.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 19:32 |
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Robert Strong better have Robb's head and Jaime's hand.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 20:20 |
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Wouldn't somebody notice he has one wee little hand and one big one? He probably does, but that sounds really dumb, unless Jaime's hand had some sword magic bullshit in it.
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Fargo Fukes posted:Patrick Mcgoohan would've made a great Roose Bolton.
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Thulsa Doom posted:Wouldn't somebody notice he has one wee little hand and one big one? He probably does, but that sounds really dumb, unless Jaime's hand had some sword magic bullshit in it. I'm pretty sure Jaime's hand rotted away at harrenhal anyway
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 20:27 |
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equity posted:I'm pretty sure Jaime's hand rotted away at harrenhal anyway What, you don't pickle your severed hands in case you need them later? Only the Onion Knight can defeat the Pickle Knight. It is known.
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Joramun posted:The one we have now (Michael McElhatton) is pretty fantastic, though. One of the best and most spot-on castings the show has made. I really don't like him. He doesn't look a drat thing like I expected, and the show has done absolutely nothing with him up to the end of season 2. Roose may as well just be some random guy delivering the same lines and occupying the same role.
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# ? Apr 5, 2013 20:36 |
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I still demand to know how they have this huge budget and put all this attention to detail into costuming and all and Daenerys' and Circe's hair still looks like poo poo.
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Thulsa Doom posted:I still demand to know how they have this huge budget and put all this attention to detail into costuming and all and Daenerys' and Circe's hair still looks like poo poo.
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The eyebrows don't really help
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