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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

sportsgenius86 posted:

I now have no respect for Colt Cabana

It's fruit punch?

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

sportsgenius86 posted:

I now have no respect for Colt Cabana
Ironically, the ICP are the only non-sleezy promoters in the USA who actually enjoy wrestling, pay their stars well, and take care of their roster.

Pat Clements
Feb 10, 2008

sportsgenius86 posted:

I now have no respect for Colt Cabana
He probably got it for free for doing JCW, I can't really blame a guy like Colt for working for one of the only indies that consistently pays on time and treats its workers well.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

sportsgenius86 posted:

I now have no respect for Colt Cabana

Juggalos are terrible, but ICP runs the tightest indie ship there is.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Matlock posted:

Juggalos are terrible, but ICP runs the tightest indie ship there is.

Yea there are a lot of wrestlers who give zero fucks about Juggalos but go to the wrestling because it's one of the few major venues that is assured to never really gently caress you over for them. Just something you gotta eat.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
They pay their wrestlers, they treated Terry Funk extremely well and apparently they'll get their wrestlers any drug they can think of.

Not seeing a downside to wrestling for juggalos.

Plus Officer Colt Cabana is an amazing gimmick.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

After seeing so many pictures of Zayn I can see now why they didn't want to use him as a masked guy. Like Del Rio he's not some gruesome monster underneath. In fact quite the opposite.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
COLT CABANA IS A JUGGALO GANG MEMNBER FBI MOST WANTED

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I despise ICP and Juggalos in general, but goddamn if Stranglemania 1 & 2 didn't make me laugh like a crazy person.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
People need to realize that Cabana is a basically a Jewish Tommy Dreamer (nothing wrong with that, the business could use a few more people as unselfish as Tommy), right down to the fact that he wears free shirts if people give them to him and does a lot of jobs to benefit whatever company he works for. poo poo, Punk once told a story about how when he and Colt first went to wrestling school, he gravitated towards Colt because he figured Colt was a dirty kid who didn't have a lot of clothes because he wore the same basketball camp shirt every day. Turns out that Cold literally had like, 7 or 8 copies of the same shirt.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

El Gallinero Gros posted:

People need to realize that Cabana is a basically a Jewish Tommy Dreamer (nothing wrong with that, the business could use a few more people as unselfish as Tommy), right down to the fact that he wears free shirts if people give them to him and does a lot of jobs to benefit whatever company he works for. poo poo, Punk once told a story about how when he and Colt first went to wrestling school, he gravitated towards Colt because he figured Colt was a dirty kid who didn't have a lot of clothes because he wore the same basketball camp shirt every day. Turns out that Cold literally had like, 7 or 8 copies of the same shirt.

I am the same way with giveaway shirts from University of Michigan "maize-out" games.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Deadpool posted:

After seeing so many pictures of Zayn I can see now why they didn't want to use him as a masked guy. Like Del Rio he's not some gruesome monster underneath. In fact quite the opposite.

That's actually the only unmasked picture of him I've seen where he didn't look really awkward. Maybe it's the hat. Either way, I don't get WWE's obsession with unmasking everyone.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


I could die now and as a wrestling fan, I would be happy.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Bard Maddox posted:



I could die now and as a wrestling fan, I would be happy.

I've found my new desktop backround.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bard Maddox posted:



I could die now and as a wrestling fan, I would be happy.

I am so excited for this six-man tag :allears:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Here's Punk's new 'Second City Saint' shirt.

Dreams
Feb 16, 2011
So does DDP get his sainthood now?




Complete with a video of Jake in action... and he looks happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kChFYq-RJaY

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

Here's Punk's new 'Second City Saint' shirt.



On closer look, that would be much better as a poster than it is as a shirt.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

So is that bandana just permanently attached to Waltman's skull now, or what?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Require More Fire posted:

So is that bandana just permanently attached to Waltman's skull now, or what?

Can't afford the hair replacements that HBK got.

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

Dreams posted:

So does DDP get his sainthood now?




Complete with a video of Jake in action... and he looks happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kChFYq-RJaY

DDP is the greatest man in wrestling.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I'm really worried about Hall's surgery today considering he's going to have to take painkillers.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge



If Okada isn't your favourite wrestler right now, you're wrong.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Gotta love the guy in the Cena shirt doing the rainmaker pose.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Gotta love the guy in the Cena shirt doing the rainmaker pose.

Even Banjo is a convert.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



LividLiquid posted:

I'm really worried about Hall's surgery today considering he's going to have to take painkillers.
Rehab programs tend to consider taking prescription drugs as prescribed to be acceptable. It's an easy road to fall off the wagon, but he's got Jake and Dallas there to help him through it. I think he'll be okay.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

LividLiquid posted:

I'm really worried about Hall's surgery today considering he's going to have to take painkillers.

I'm sure DDP has dealed with this when Jake went through his surgery, unless he hasn't had it yet.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

All the buys:

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI




coconono posted:

All the buys:



All I can see in this picture now is Dave:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HulkaMatt posted:

All I can see in this picture now is Dave:



Seriously, he's related in some way to Vince McMahon, right? He has to be.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dreams posted:

So does DDP get his sainthood now?




Complete with a video of Jake in action... and he looks happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kChFYq-RJaY

I can't get over how happy Jake is...not just from hearing him, but his body language and how much fun he's having :)

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

flashy_mcflash posted:

Here's Punk's new 'Second City Saint' shirt.



If they snuck Macho Man into that design without Vince realizing it, Punk is the man.

MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011

Animal-Mother posted:

If they snuck Macho Man into that design without Vince realizing it, Punk is the man.

Apparently I'm a sucker cause I've just looked at that shirt for 10 minutes and I can't find Macho Man anywhere

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

MrTpug posted:

Apparently I'm a sucker cause I've just looked at that shirt for 10 minutes and I can't find Macho Man anywhere

The Macho Man was within you all along.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

who they

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


i think the tall seated one is called Giant Baby (sp?)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

1992's All Virgins Club

Here we see a notorious wrestling Sex Haver displaying his prominence through an alpha Bullwinkle impression.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Apr 10, 2013

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Gaylord Plower posted:

i think the tall seated one is called Giant Baby (sp?)

Yet he's the one with the tiniest belt of them all. Coincidence? Or irony?

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