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Drug abuse is actually a focal point of my magnum opus comic series, The Terrance Saga
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm not one to call out people on the internet to earn respect from my e-peers, but I think you missed the joke haha. Well poop. Did She's All That rip off Carrie?
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Apr 23, 2013 17:58
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I just had lunch with a woman who said she never "meta-pun" she didn't like. She made sure to explain that it was "meta" and not "met a" which rather ruined the effect.
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Apr 23, 2013 18:41
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I had lunch with some interesting characters, too. Haha, Colleen from accounting tells the best stories about her cat.
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Apr 23, 2013 18:46
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Speaking of lunch, would a monte cristo be considered a sandwich?
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Apr 23, 2013 18:55
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I had lunch with some interesting characters, too. Haha, Colleen from accounting tells the best stories about her cat. Don't hold out on us man
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Apr 23, 2013 18:55
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VarrosAnon posted:Speaking of lunch, would a monte cristo be considered a sandwich? No, but it would be considered a closed-face pizza.
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Apr 23, 2013 18:57
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Eggplant Wizard posted:Don't hold out on us man What? Me? I'm a terrible storyteller. Maybe I'll see if she will do an AMA on reddit. But she did have one story about the balding one, I think its name is Sprinkles, climbing on a pillow and then the pillow tumbled off the couch and it was adorable because it looked like he was tucked into bed with the pillow on top of him.
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Apr 23, 2013 19:01
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I have cats, so that really connects with me.
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Apr 23, 2013 19:26
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When it was my turn to help the lunch ladies clean up the cafeteria they assumed I knew spanish but guess what, I didn't
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Apr 23, 2013 19:35
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Today I learned that wombat crap is shaped like a cube. I'm going to get a hundred wombats and make a million dollars selling their poo poo to Minecraft fans.
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Apr 23, 2013 20:02
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Noni posted:I'm going to get a hundred wombats and make a million dollars selling their poo poo to Minecraft fans. No you won't.
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Apr 23, 2013 20:18
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Illegibly Eligible posted:No you won't. He'll probably just get one wombat and lift it 100 times. Maybe add another wombat every workout. Maybe fight ducks with wombats.
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Apr 23, 2013 20:27
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thedouche posted:He'll probably just get one wombat and lift it 100 times. Maybe add another wombat every workout. Maybe fight ducks with wombats. Lifting the wombat poop would probably be easier. I don't know how aggressive wombats are but I'd imagine that if they didn't appreciate being lifted they'd be able to mount some kind of inconvenient struggle. Of course you could always sedate them, but PI might get upset. I'm not sure how effective a wombat would be when it comes to fighting ducks, though. Something tells me you're beyond your ken in this matter, Mr. thedouche.
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Apr 23, 2013 20:42
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:When it was my turn to help the lunch ladies clean up the cafeteria they assumed I knew spanish but guess what, I didn't Spanish is a cool language man, you should learn.
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Apr 23, 2013 20:49
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Illegibly Eligible posted:Lifting the wombat poop would probably be easier. I don't know how aggressive wombats are but I'd imagine that if they didn't appreciate being lifted they'd be able to mount some kind of inconvenient struggle. Of course you could always sedate them, but PI might get upset. The wombat has a 10:1 weight advantage and the wombat wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wombat) cites a news story involving a wombat with the mange mauling an elderly human to death. I'm going to side with my mammalian brothers on this one.
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Apr 23, 2013 21:31
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I have a friend we call wombat because he is fat and short. I'm glad I'm just short. Still sucks though. Girls always like the tall guys.
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Apr 23, 2013 22:43
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General Bort posted:I have a friend we call wombat because he is fat and short. I'm glad I'm just short. Still sucks though. Girls always like the tall guys. Come now, General! Do not despair. That road leads to stereotyping and jaded bitterness, and it is ill-befitting of someone of your military rank. Why, there are a multitude of women in the world who prefer many different men, be they as short as Tolkien's fictitious Hobbits, or as tall as mighty giants. But it's not just height! I think you may find that, contrary to popular belief, women have just as many preferences in the field of romance as their male counter-parts! Love is found in the oddest places, my military-minded companion! I'm sure that, with a little effort, you might find someone who admires people of your limited stature, too. I think the real truth behind your post is that you're probably a little unlikable. Maybe you shouldn't mock your friends, or refer to women as girls, for a start. Also, if you complain a lot about not being able to get dates because of your height, probably don't do that either. Just Burgs has a new favorite as of 23:07 on Apr 23, 2013 |
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Apr 23, 2013 23:03
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I'm tired of posters on the internet using "unironically." It's redundant. If you like something, and you're not saying that sarcastically, then you just like it, and no one was asking whether irony entered into it. That is all.
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Apr 23, 2013 23:46
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StandardVC10 posted:I'm tired of posters on the internet using "unironically." It's redundant. If you like something, and you're not saying that sarcastically, then you just like it, and no one was asking whether irony entered into it. I think you have a problem getting angry over little things. Maybe this is an early sign of OCD or maybe the dreaded 'tism.
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Apr 23, 2013 23:58
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OmniDesol posted:Come now, General! Do not despair. That road leads to stereotyping and jaded bitterness, and it is ill-befitting of someone of your military rank. Why, there are a multitude of women in the world who prefer many different men, be they as short as Tolkien's fictitious Hobbits, or as tall as mighty giants. But it's not just height! I think you may find that, contrary to popular belief, women have just as many preferences in the field of romance as their male counter-parts! Love is found in the oddest places, my military-minded companion! I'm sure that, with a little effort, you might find someone who admires people of your limited stature, too. I'm only 23 and I never heard women in my age complain when they get called girls. Is that some Tumblr poo poo? Me and my friends mock it's other all the time. Boys (Men?) do that. But thanks for the mostly encouraging post. Not a General BTW. The name comes from the Simpson episode "General Bart"(Season 1 is underrated) and a joke in maybe my favorite episode "Itchy and Scratchy Land". What's your favorite episode?
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Apr 23, 2013 23:59
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OmniDesol posted:Come now, General! Do not despair. That road leads to stereotyping and jaded bitterness, and it is ill-befitting of someone of your military rank. Why, there are a multitude of women in the world who prefer many different men, be they as short as Tolkien's fictitious Hobbits, or as tall as mighty giants. But it's not just height! I think you may find that, contrary to popular belief, women have just as many preferences in the field of romance as their male counter-parts! Love is found in the oddest places, my military-minded companion! I'm sure that, with a little effort, you might find someone who admires people of your limited stature, too. It owns being taller than average and I am very glad because it is better, also.
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StandardVC10 posted:I'm tired of posters on the internet using "unironically." It's redundant. If you like something, and you're not saying that sarcastically, then you just like it, and no one was asking whether irony entered into it. I was handwashing dog toys in the bath tub when I suddenly realized -- how the gently caress am I going to dry these? They're full of stuffing; I can't just take my hair dryer to them. drat it. v SEE?! bunnybean has a new favorite as of 00:19 on Apr 24, 2013 |
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Apr 24, 2013 00:13
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Ok, you are right is it weird when you post, it makes me question my sobriety sometimes.
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Apr 24, 2013 00:16
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General Bort posted:I'm only 23 and I never heard women in my age complain when they get called girls. Is that some Tumblr poo poo? Me and my friends mock it's other all the time. Boys (Men?) do that. But thanks for the mostly encouraging post. I am very sorry to hear you did not earn your rank. I was about to thank you for your service to our great nation. I regret to inform you I've never watched the Simpsons. It isn't on Netflix Instant Streaming. I have been watching Mad Men recently, and rather enjoying it though, if that helps. tbp posted:It owns being taller than average and I am very glad because it is better, also.
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Apr 24, 2013 00:23
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OmniDesol posted:
I'm not that tall I'm 6'0 I wish I was as tall as my bro Rye he's 6'4 that's that aesthetic height
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Apr 24, 2013 00:32
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That's how tall I am *winks, does a 360 and moonwalks into a hallmark card*
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Apr 24, 2013 00:36
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tbp posted:I'm not that tall I'm 6'0 I wish I was as tall as my bro Rye he's 6'4 that's that aesthetic height That's really weird, dude... I'm also 6'0, and my little bro is 6'4. One of us should find a way to artificially inflate our brothers' height, so we don't end up having a strange mirror life, and end up dying on the same day, or some freaky ghost poo poo.
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Apr 24, 2013 00:37
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OmniDesol posted:That's really weird, dude... I'm also 6'0, and my little bro is 6'4. One of us should find a way to artificially inflate our brothers' height, so we don't end up having a strange mirror life, and end up dying on the same day, or some freaky ghost poo poo. Oh he's not my biological brother just my main boy you know what I mean
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tbp posted:Oh he's not my biological brother just my main boy you know what I mean Phew. You had me worried there for a moment. I feel like I just dodged a bullet. I feel like I should go relax with a good show; perhaps hit series Mad Men, available on Netflix Instant Streaming, or Arrested Development. However, I'll probably just end up working on this stupid group project that no one else is working on but me, and one other classmate. Our other two members our deadweight, and one of them just talks about all the "mad hijinks" he gets up to with his fraternity, or the times his brother's been arrested/contracted STDs/got laid. I love working with people, but I do not like group projects much.
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Apr 24, 2013 00:43
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Also thank you for your answers in the other thread.
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Apr 24, 2013 00:46
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Black ppl call me shawty
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Apr 24, 2013 00:48
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Noni posted:Today I learned that wombat crap is shaped like a cube. Ouya production line.
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Apr 24, 2013 01:12
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When will Americans realize that the fiat currency the federal government hands out is worthless and switch to a currency with intrinsic value like wombat poop for example?
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Apr 24, 2013 01:22
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paragon1 posted:When will Americans realize that the fiat currency the federal government hands out is worthless and switch to a currency with intrinsic value like wombat poop for example? Haha, sensational joke... scatological humor, along with a wink toward bitcoins, this is the stuff SA thrives on.
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Apr 24, 2013 01:27
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StandardVC10 posted:I'm tired of posters on the internet using "unironically." It's redundant. If you like something, and you're not saying that sarcastically, then you just like it, and no one was asking whether irony entered into it. Perhaps it is more for the speaker's benefit than yours . . . picture a hipster trying to come to grips with whether they actually like PBR.
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Apr 24, 2013 03:50
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I don't mind pbr
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Apr 24, 2013 04:18
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It's not bad. I imagine if a beer existed in a white can that said "beer" it would taste like PBR.
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Apr 24, 2013 05:10
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thedouche posted:It's not bad. I imagine if a beer existed in a white can that said "beer" it would taste like PBR. 
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This is awesome, what is this???
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