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AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS
That university must have high standards for their student leaders to literally threaten to assault people and call them faggots.

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TheSlowestZombie
Aug 19, 2005
Mistake
I dunno how many people here can relate... if you were never a baby you'll never know how hard it is to appreciate this music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAWvvE9w6Po

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

https://www.presidentbaby.com
This is me loving around on Let's Make A Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

Asterios posted:

This is me loving around on Let's Make A Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc

Holy poo poo, I watched your episode live cause I was off that day! :psyduck: Good on you man!

Chicken Doodle fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Apr 24, 2013

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Asterios posted:

This is me loving around on Let's Make A Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc

Whoa... You're Wayne Brady?

Edit: I liked your Admiral Ackbar's Date Night.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Apr 24, 2013

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Asterios posted:

This is me loving around on Let's Make A Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc

Goons on tv are the best :allears: Wasn't a goon on jeopardy once? And they did pretty well?

Oddity
Jun 22, 2003

"This woman here depicted will possess unseen marks. Signs that she will be the one to bring forth my works."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtaWWCXbtbY

When he pulls back the seal and shows the peanuts floating around, it looks like they were having a rave, and he "pulled back the curtain". They looked like they were loving partying!

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

https://www.presidentbaby.com

God Of Paradise posted:

Whoa... You're Wayne Brady?

Edit: I liked your Admiral Ackbar's Date Night.

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Torix posted:

A whirlpool in a flooded area angrily devours everything that comes into contact with it.. Debris, ice, everything just vanishes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqROBTVgL6A

Holy crap, I'm going to hear that noise in my sleep. It just keeps eating bigger and bigger things until it gets to the 6 minute marks and eat and entire ice floe. And it was so close to the shore, too.

King
Jun 28, 2006
Not Kong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJXXckWLc0E


Guy rides a 14.5 foot bike in LA. A bit hipster-y, but entertaining nonetheless. Also, may or may not give you panic attacks during the road crossings.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006

Gorilla Salad posted:

Holy crap, I'm going to hear that noise in my sleep. It just keeps eating bigger and bigger things until it gets to the 6 minute marks and eat and entire ice floe. And it was so close to the shore, too.

How does it even work? :confused:

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Holy Cheese posted:

How does it even work? :confused:

I'm no science man but I don't think any man-made drain pipe would have the kind of suction to do what that did, I think erosion from the flooding might have dug an opening into a cave or something below that spot and it's now becoming an underwater cave.

Smee
Sep 24, 2004

Asterios posted:

This is me loving around on Let's Make A Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc

This was absolutely delightful :allears:

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Indecisive posted:

I'm no science man but I don't think any man-made drain pipe would have the kind of suction to do what that did, I think erosion from the flooding might have dug an opening into a cave or something below that spot and it's now becoming an underwater cave.

There's a longer version of the video mentioned in the comments in which we can see where everything is going, it's a drain under the road the guy's in.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Asterios posted:

This is me loving around on Let's Make A Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc

This is my favorite video from the last few pages. Hilarious!

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
Latino Jackie Chan gets his car repo'd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tovn6yP1iA

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

Heh, "tru tv".

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Pretty Cool Name posted:

Heh, "tru tv".

That's how you know it's real and not at all staged!

electricsugar
Jan 21, 2008

Tum again?

Creepy Goat posted:

Latino Jackie Chan gets his car repo'd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tovn6yP1iA

Most of me is certain that every part of that video was fake as hell. Yet part of me wants to believe that American TV has gotten to the point where it will gladly show one man bashing another man's brains in with a wrench.

OBi
Feb 27, 2005

HQ BN A CO BEARMAT
2001-2005. The POG-est.

electricsugar posted:

Most of me is certain that every part of that video was fake as hell. Yet part of me wants to believe that American TV has gotten to the point where it will gladly show one man bashing another man's brains in with a wrench.

It was a woman with the wrench, but yeah it was fake as hell. How the gently caress was the 'random' bystander that told him to chill mic'd up, why did they have good shots up until the 'fight' when it became shakycam. Definitely staged.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I saw a couple of shows on that channel during a free cable trial and that clip isn't even that ridiculous by Tru TV standards. I think that they are trying to appeal to people who think WWF is real.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

electricsugar posted:

Most of me is certain that every part of that video was fake as hell. Yet part of me wants to believe that American TV has gotten to the point where it will gladly show one man bashing another man's brains in with a wrench.

That show (repo men?) has a message at the end that says the scenes are "inspired" by actual events. :rolleyes:

"TruTv: Not Reality, Actuality"

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
The whole thing is staged with actors but I still find the woman hilarious. I mis-clicked on one of the bajillion tru-tv videos ages ago and now they won't stop being spammed in my suggested videos section :(

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g
I rode in the cicLAvia last Sunday along with a mass of ~150k other folks, but there was one guy that stood out from the crowd.

Here's the view of cicLAvia 4/21/2013 from a 15 foot tall beach cruiser. (His ride almost gets cut short by a freeway overpass and a kite string)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJXXckWLc0E

edit: poo poo, sorry dude, missed your link

King posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJXXckWLc0E


Guy rides a 14.5 foot bike in LA. A bit hipster-y, but entertaining nonetheless. Also, may or may not give you panic attacks during the road crossings.

filthy regex fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Apr 24, 2013

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

filthy regex posted:

I rode in the cicLAvia last Sunday along with a mass of ~150k other folks, but there was one guy that stood out from the crowd.

Here's the view of cicLAvia 4/21/2013 from a 15 foot tall beach cruiser. (His ride almost gets cut short by a freeway overpass and a kite string)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJXXckWLc0E

I genuinely kept hoping he would fall off. What an rear end. Hey cars, bikes, and everyone else on the road stop or move out of my way because I've placed myself in such a dangerous situation that if I have to stop I'll fall. Also, you can wear a camera, but not a helmet? Seriously, get hosed you douche bag.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

filthy regex posted:

I rode in the cicLAvia last Sunday along with a mass of ~150k other folks, but there was one guy that stood out from the crowd.

Here's the view of cicLAvia 4/21/2013 from a 15 foot tall beach cruiser. (His ride almost gets cut short by a freeway overpass and a kite string)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJXXckWLc0E

I found this super relaxing. Anyone have any other cool videos of people having slower fun outdoors? I love wingsuit videos and bmx cams and all that, but this made me realize that the zen stuff is really cool too.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Chases a Duckling While Riding a Roomba Vacuum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo

veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Apr 24, 2013

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

NESguerilla posted:

Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Chases a Duckling While Riding a Roomba Vacuum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo



Haha, Jesus Christ, Sharky the pitbull just looks defeated.

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g

Indolent Bastard posted:

I genuinely kept hoping he would fall off. What an rear end. Hey cars, bikes, and everyone else on the road stop or move out of my way because I've placed myself in such a dangerous situation that if I have to stop I'll fall. Also, you can wear a camera, but not a helmet? Seriously, get hosed you douche bag.

I kind of agree, and I think that he set a bad example for kids out there with the lack of a helmet, but what's done is done. He made it out fine, and everyone enjoyed it.

If you want to wish harm to the guy directly, here's his post on reddit where folks are already giving him poo poo about safety.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1cx8dd/i_ride_the_tallest_bicycle_in_la_stoopidtall/

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

electricsugar posted:

Most of me is certain that every part of that video was fake as hell. Yet part of me wants to believe that American TV has gotten to the point where it will gladly show one man bashing another man's brains in with a wrench.

I think the way it works with that particular show is that they "adapt" stories that, supposedly, really happened to the people with the real workers and a bunch of actors. Same as that Amish Mafia show.

LuchadoresDelNixon
Feb 7, 2007

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

Indolent Bastard posted:

I genuinely kept hoping he would fall off. What an rear end. Hey cars, bikes, and everyone else on the road stop or move out of my way because I've placed myself in such a dangerous situation that if I have to stop I'll fall. Also, you can wear a camera, but not a helmet? Seriously, get hosed you douche bag.

filthy regex posted:

I kind of agree, and I think that he set a bad example for kids out there with the lack of a helmet, but what's done is done.

Did you watch the video? Are you aware that the context was CicLAvia, which is an event in LA designed to remove cars from the streets for an afternoon? It makes it safer for cyclists and pedestrians. He didn't make anyone stop for him, the traffic police were there to do that. He specifically rode his record-tall bike when it would be fun and safe to do so.

Don't even get me started on helmets. They don't make you safer, and they certainly don't make people around you safer. The "oh won't somebody think of the children" argument is rather tired as well. I know I won't win this one though, so I'll just have to settle for being obnoxious.

In summation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVVlA6v4N8g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU

LuchadoresDelNixon fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Apr 24, 2013

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Indolent Bastard posted:

I genuinely kept hoping he would fall off. What an rear end. Hey cars, bikes, and everyone else on the road stop or move out of my way because I've placed myself in such a dangerous situation that if I have to stop I'll fall. Also, you can wear a camera, but not a helmet? Seriously, get hosed you douche bag.

You sound like a cool dude.

BoutrosBoutros
Dec 6, 2010

McCloud24 posted:

I think the way it works with that particular show is that they "adapt" stories that, supposedly, really happened to the people with the real workers and a bunch of actors. Same as that Amish Mafia show.

That's the way its presented but the actual fact is that both of those shows are made up wholesale. Nothing ever happened, it's just a TV show.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

LuchadoresDelNixon posted:

Don't even get me started on helmets. They don't make you safer, and they certainly don't make people around you safer.

Ahem.

LuchadoresDelNixon
Feb 7, 2007

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

I will not dispute motorcycle laws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacjXb3KZx4&t=10s

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

LuchadoresDelNixon posted:

Don't even get me started on helmets. They don't make you safer, and they certainly don't make people around you safer. The "oh won't somebody think of the children" argument is rather tired as well. I know I won't win this one though, so I'll just have to settle for being obnoxious.

You won't win. A helmet saved my life when I was a kid. I was heading down a hill on a bicycle when my brakes stopped working. I was headed toward a very busy intersection. Instead of eating car I thought it was a better idea to jump off the bike. I hit the ground backward head first and broke my helmet right down the middle. That would have been my head otherwise.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

LuchadoresDelNixon posted:

Did you watch the video? Are you aware that the context was CicLAvia, which is an event in LA designed to remove cars from the streets for an afternoon? It makes it safer for cyclists and pedestrians. He didn't make anyone stop for him, the traffic police were there to do that. He specifically rode his record-tall bike when it would be fun and safe to do so.

Don't even get me started on helmets. They don't make you safer, and they certainly don't make people around you safer. The "oh won't somebody think of the children" argument is rather tired as well. I know I won't win this one though, so I'll just have to settle for being obnoxious.


Yes I did watch the video. Yes I am aware it was an event, but even the "closed streets" had traffic crossing them and on more than one occasion he goes against the flowing traffic. How on earth was it safe? If he fell over how was he going to prevent injuring himself and possibly others?

Regarding helmets I could care less about the "the children". As someone who pays into socalized medicine gently caress anyone who doesn't wear a helmet or a seatbelt. If you can't be bothered keeping yourself safe why the hell should anyone care after you have hurt yourself? Unfortunately doctors and EMTS are obligated to help even if you are a dumb rear end.

Dusseldorf posted:

You sound like a cool dude.

Thanks, I am.

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cT_Ulmcrys

G20 Sumbitch
Sep 29, 2007

Happy Hockey Is The Best!!!

rcman50166 posted:

You won't win. A helmet saved my life when I was a kid. I was heading down a hill on a bicycle when my brakes stopped working. I was headed toward a very busy intersection. Instead of eating car I thought it was a better idea to jump off the bike. I hit the ground backward head first and broke my helmet right down the middle. That would have been my head otherwise.

Except helmets are meant to break like that so you know they are spent. I'm not participating in this discussion, just pointing that out.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

You can die from hitting your head on the ground just by falling from 6 feet up so yeah going bareheaded in a situation where you're also moving fast and more likely to fall in a way your hands can't catch you is stupid as hell.

Now here's a You Tube Video. Do you know what a second is? James May is happy to tell you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXRVtfCpLr4

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