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CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombing Seriously, gently caress CNN forever. I have never before seen their kind of gross incompetence and irresponsibility. They were showing goddamn police movements on TV this morning.
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The Breaking News: Boston section is great.
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Apr 19, 2013 19:44
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They're knocking it out of the park right now
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Apr 19, 2013 19:46
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From The Onion: Study: Majority Of Americans Not Informed Enough To Stereotype Chechens Not from The Onion: Czech official: We're not Chechen
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The pilot of the Onion's new webseries is up. It's glorious. SpiderHyphenMan has a new favorite as of 20:25 on Apr 20, 2013 |
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Apr 20, 2013 20:12
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KFC Introduces New Boneless CEO
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Nation Starting To Realize New Era Of American Innovation Never Gonna Happen This joins the "Do stuff you're passionate about on nights and weekends" and the communications major bit in being a  reality check.
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Apr 22, 2013 19:07
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As far as I'm aware, the US produces more scientific papers than any other nation.
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Apr 22, 2013 20:05
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Wubbles posted:As far as I'm aware, the US produces more scientific papers than any other nation. China does but they're all imitation studies that stop yielding observable data after like 2 weeks.
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Apr 22, 2013 20:08
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Are you reacting seriously to an Onion article?
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Apr 22, 2013 20:08
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ultrafilter posted:Are you reacting seriously to an Onion article? The scourge of homosexuals blatanly going around sucking cocks with no regard for others is something that has to be addressed.
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Apr 22, 2013 20:50
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MD2020 posted:The scourge of homosexuals blatanly going around sucking cocks with no regard for others is something that has to be addressed.
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Apr 22, 2013 21:00
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Shocked Dzhokar Tsarnaev Always Thought Classmates Were Really Great Judges Of Character
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Apr 22, 2013 22:10
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Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat
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Apr 22, 2013 22:25
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Holy poo poo, I loving love the running jokes the onion puts out from time to time. The horse obsession a few years back was fantastic too.
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Apr 22, 2013 22:34
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After a bit too many serious/political articles this one is just loving excellent.
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Apr 22, 2013 22:41
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"Swiftboat". Obvious, and yet somehow brilliant.
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Lyer posted:The horse obsession a few years back was fantastic too.
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Apr 23, 2013 00:07
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A few years ago they were obsessed with horses.
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Babe Magnet posted:A few years ago they were obsessed with horses. Getting the horse mask ad right below this post was oddly unsettling.
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Lord Hydronium posted:What was this? http://www.theonion.com/articles/conspiracy-theorists-insist-barbaro-still-alive,2168/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-of-americans-travel-to-kentucky-to-attend,2139/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/ghost-of-barbaro-appears-to-teach-nation-true-mean,2377/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/nike-signs-big-brown-to-90-million-horseshoe-contr,2458/ Along with a bunch of captions and what not, poo poo just came out of nowhere and they kept on going with it.
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U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenshipquote:PlatinumPlus citizens—selected according to a number of demographic factors, including age, race and socio-economic status—will enjoy a wide variety of other benefits, including immunity from speeding tickets; separate, no-wait lines at over 50,000 post-office locations nationwide; and wider, more comfortable window seating. Oct 29, 1997
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Report: Majority Of Americans Now Answering To Name 'Lardface'
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Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S.
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Oh man, the second picture in that article just killed me. Those "replace common term with a different term" stories are hilarious.
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Real article: MDs warn teens: Don't take the cinnamon challenge Onion: Surgeon General Warns Teens Cinnamon Challenge Is Not For Pussies
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Real article: In the same spirit, one of my favorites: Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
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Skeesix posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/wolf-blitzer-decks-boston-man-who-hasnt-been-heale,32169/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx5WJjXmuQI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM
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I loving love the Tim Duncan articles: Citing Battle Of Agincourt, Tim Duncan Urges Lakers Not To Get Too Discouraged By Game 1 Loss
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Robert Denby posted:Since seeing the appalling coverage of the Boston attack by CNN, I'm reminded of the amazing 'autistic reporter' segments the Onion News Network did. They encapsulate perfectly the complete disconnect from human emotion field reporters seem to have. Watching the videos again I keep expecting the guy to blurt out "HOW MANY LIMBS DID YOU HAVE TO AMPUTATE TODAY?" These are absolutely brilliant, and I just now noticed the ticker on the train one. "Jewish leaders call for waiter." "Nation grinds to a halt as snarky sarcasm reaches critical levels."
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Barehanded Brother posted:I loving love the Tim Duncan articles: There's no story attached but my favorite Tim Duncan Onion thing is the headline "Groans Abound As Tim Duncan Raises Hand Once Again At City Council Meeting".
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With CNN's coverage of Boston being poked at by comic and regular journalist alike, I was hoping they'd bring back the  reporter. Or at least "In the Know"
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Give it time. Meanwhile, this showed up on the Facebook page today: I've Been Having Some Pretty hosed-Up Bread Thoughts Lately
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Skeesix posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/wolf-blitzer-decks-boston-man-who-hasnt-been-heale,32169/ Is the punchline a reference to the silly bar fight in On Deadly Ground?
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Dzhokar Tsarnaev Posts Bail I cannot wait to see the incredible amounts of anger that this will generate
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Fast-Talking Computer Hacker Just Has To Break Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virusquote:The efficiently executed hacking reportedly began at approximately 6:45 p.m. when Cipher, wearing a tight-fitting black hooded sweatshirt, skintight jeans, and black Converse with no laces, inserted a flash drive into his laptop’s USB port and said “Let the games begin” as an upload bar materialized on the screen.
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