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Shine posted:Did you just call me a coon? Red panda, dude. I think it's some sort of obscure sexual slur.
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prefect posted:drat. My parents never let me drink while I was growing up. My parents never knew 
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Penguingo posted:Red panda, dude. I think it's some sort of obscure sexual slur. Also for someone who is half Chinese / half American Indian.
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Apr 25, 2013 18:43
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EvilHawk posted:My parents never knew My parents encouraged it!
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Apr 25, 2013 18:58
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I have been waiting over a decade to see Tom Green and Andy Dick locked into a deathmatch where the winner must devour the corpse of the loser. I wasn't even sure both of them were still alive until this month when I saw Andy Dick on Dancing with the Stars in the same week I saw Tom Green on Workaholics.
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Apr 25, 2013 20:26
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Illegibly Eligible posted:I have been waiting over a decade to see Tom Green and Andy Dick locked into a deathmatch where the winner must devour the corpse of the loser. I wasn't even sure both of them were still alive until this month when I saw Andy Dick on Dancing with the Stars in the same week I saw Tom Green on Workaholics. That's a weird thing to want to see.
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Apr 26, 2013 02:18
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I am much happier seeing as little of either of those two as possible.
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I kind of liked the regular late show format show Tom Green had for a little while in the early 2000's. He was way more chill than the Tom Green Show and actually did a pretty decent interview. When not interviewing he convinced guests to do weird stuff or did his running gag about everything reminding him of Drew Barrymore. He still hosed with Glenn (I think that was his sidekick's name).
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Apr 26, 2013 05:25
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I don't care for Tom Green personally, myself. Denananananananananananana Batman
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Apr 26, 2013 05:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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bunnybean posted:I don't care for Tom Green personally, myself. Well thanks I didn't want breakfast anyway.
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Apr 26, 2013 08:55
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Tom Green is pretty funny and he helped make Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger a (short-lived) reality, so he's ok by me.
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Shine posted:Did you just call me a coon? no but i might have called you a communist
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Apr 26, 2013 16:15
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Eggplant Wizard posted:no but i might have called you a communist Have you, or are you currently, attending a mad communist party? Now that I think about it, I legitimately want to throw a communist party for my next birthday. Does anyone have good suggestions for what food or beverage I could supply for such an event? I like parties.
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Apr 26, 2013 16:23
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There's a kickin communist party at the beginning of Wayne's World 2.
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OmniDesol posted:Have you, or are you currently, attending a mad communist party? Just have the food eat the guests. Easy.
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Apr 26, 2013 17:29
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OmniDesol posted:Now that I think about it, I legitimately want to throw a communist party for my next birthday. Does anyone have good suggestions for what food or beverage I could supply for such an event? Are we talking 1940s Chinese communism, 1980s Chinese Communism, North Korean communism, 1920s Bolshevik Soviet communism or 1980s Perestroika Soviet communism? I can imagine a different party event for each of them. At a North Korean communist party, for example, you don't serve any food or drinks, you beat the guests with sticks if they look you in the eye or speak without being spoken to and you make them sing songs about how awesome you are. The tallest guests have to stand in the front yard at growl at anyone who walks past.
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Apr 26, 2013 17:42
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Are we talking 1940s Chinese communism, 1980s Chinese Communism, North Korean communism, 1920s Bolshevik Soviet communism or 1980s Perestroika Soviet communism? I can imagine a different party event for each of them. At a North Korean communist party, for example, you don't serve any food or drinks, you beat the guests with sticks if they look you in the eye or speak without being spoken to and you make them sing songs about how awesome you are. The tallest guests have to stand in the front yard at growl at anyone who walks past. 20s Bolshevik, all my other parties are already like the example you mentioned.
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Apr 26, 2013 17:44
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OmniDesol posted:20s Bolshevik, all my other parties are already like the example you mentioned. Bolshie, eh? At least you'll have some awesome party music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxcP7TRY178
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Are we talking 1940s Chinese communism, 1980s Chinese Communism, North Korean communism, 1920s Bolshevik Soviet communism or 1980s Perestroika Soviet communism? I can imagine a different party event for each of them. At a North Korean communist party, for example, you don't serve any food or drinks, you beat the guests with sticks if they look you in the eye or speak without being spoken to and you make them sing songs about how awesome you are. The tallest guests have to stand in the front yard at growl at anyone who walks past. This is pertinent. A long time ago I read a thread on another forum where someone needed a costume for an East German communist-themed party. Some ideas were: -Street clothes, say you're a Stasi snitch -Street clothes, keep standing behind other partygoers and asking whether this was the line for oranges/toilet paper/etc. -Tape a piece of red cardboard to your shirt, be Red Square
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For your party I wrote you a song about Russian stereotypes or something: On a dark Russian highway Ice forming up in my hair Foul stink of a coal plant wafting out on the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a lone traffic light was this what I was looking for Had I drank vodka tonight? There she lit up a cuban And asked me in for a smoke I was thinking to myself Siberia has some odd folk And still I'm thinking I gotta get out of there Russia's not very comfortable So cold it makes you swear Welcome to the hotel Vladivostok Such a frigid place colder than outer space Plenty of room at the Hotel Vladivostok We got vacancies Any time you please Her mind is Leningrad twisted She got a Klashnikov She doesn't study history cause she likes the Romanovs How she tells on her neighbors to the secret police Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti Welcome to the Hotel Vladivostok It's a peninsula You'll freeze your uvula Living it up at the Hotel Vladivostok If you look, you'll see some guys from KGB Water drips from the ceiling Cars wipe out on ice and she said "Marx has made us realize people really aren't all that nice." Solzhenitsyn can tell you It's not like its that fun Andropov's always lurking round Ready to make Russian puns Last thing I remember, I was Putin on my coat I had to get back to America and its economic bloat "Relax" said the nightman, "you will cause yourself to freeze We'll export you to America If you'll send us back some skis."
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Apr 26, 2013 18:31
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Just have a party where people get hosed up and get with eachother and do wild poo poo instead of a ridiculous theme
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Apr 26, 2013 18:36
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tbp posted:Just have a party where people get hosed up and get with eachother and do wild poo poo instead of a ridiculous theme Mario Party, 4 players, 100 turns, you can't leave the couch
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Apr 26, 2013 18:39
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If it's a Russian party it needs to end up like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPgDI0ggAo
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Apr 26, 2013 20:44
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A party themed party, dress like you're going to have fun tonight
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Apr 26, 2013 20:46
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Mario Party, 4 players, 100 turns, you can't leave the couch For even more drunken fun, change it to Wario Party. It's Mario Party, just with the rules explanations for each minigame turned off.
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NienNunb posted:For even more drunken fun, change it to Wario Party. It's Mario Party, just with the rules explanations for each minigame turned off.
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NienNunb posted:For even more drunken fun, change it to Wario Party. It's Mario Party, just with the rules explanations for each minigame turned off. I'd rather talk to girls at a party.
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OmniDesol posted:Have you, or are you currently, attending a mad communist party? Obviously it should be potluck. You don't provide anything; you just take it and redistribute it evenly* * Evenly except for people who slip you a bribe for extra tater tot casserole
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Francostein posted:I'd rather talk to girls at a party. Hahahaha, that was a good rib. Consider my chops thoroughly busted.
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OmniDesol posted:
There is only one possible answer: lots and lots of ice cold Leninaide. 
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If you're into girls, costume parties are a natural FUNphrodisiac. I suggest 80's themes. Who doesn't want to listen to Huey Lewis while they precum on a HB10's leg warmers? Assholes, that's who.
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Sorority girls will just wear whatever little amount they can to any given mixer that's the key
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you're into girls, costume parties are a natural FUNphrodisiac. This is also true x10 if you're a gay man. Gay men love costume parties. Gay Halloween is better than anything. 
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:This is also true x10 if you're a gay man. Gay men love costume parties. Gay Halloween is better than anything. As a the gay, I can confirm that hets don't know poo poo about parties.
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A couple years ago on Halloween I was super smashed and wound up following my friends to a bar/club I'd never been to before. The visibility through my mask was pretty bad, but everywhere I turned there were tall, sturdy women. After spilling most of a gin and sprite on myself due to the place being PACKED with people I went out for a cigarette and borrowed a lighter from a rather haggard transvestite. In fact, as I looked around a bit closer almost ALL of the women out smoking were in fact men in drag. Turns out we had gone to a gay bar. Halloween is magical - everyone can be who they want to. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:As a the gay, I can confirm that hets don't know poo poo about parties. Why you gotta straightbash?
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Oh mercy! A gay bar? With gays? That is too rich.  I, too, have been to a gay bar. By accident, of course. 
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bunnybean posted:I, too, have been to a gay bar. By accident, of course. I've been to many but never by accident. My funniest trip to a gay bar is when a bunch of my straight friends decided to help a lonely gay friend get out and socialise by taking him to a local gay nightclub. Rather than be casual about it they rented a limo and wore suit jackets and then proceeded to all stand around clutching drinks and looking incredibly awkward when we got there. All the gay guys hit on the cute straight guy and ignored our lonely gay buddy who was just embarrassed to be seen in the company of those straight dorks. Their heart was in the right place and they tried to do a good thing but drat, they really didn't think that one through. (Our lonely gay buddy eventually came out of his shell and has now been in a longterm relationship for several years.)
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I've been to many but never by accident. My funniest trip to a gay bar is when a bunch of my straight friends decided to help a lonely gay friend get out and socialise by taking him to a local gay nightclub. Rather than be casual about it they rented a limo and wore suit jackets and then proceeded to all stand around clutching drinks and looking incredibly awkward when we got there. All the gay guys hit on the cute straight guy and ignored our lonely gay buddy who was just embarrassed to be seen in the company of those straight dorks.
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Is the guy from the Scotts lawn care commercial, the same voice from Willy the SCOTCHMAN in the Simpsons?
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