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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

I like the cross necklace and the Muhammad Ali shirt

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MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011

Fat Twitter Man posted:




I swear this is a real sport.
This is what is known as a Duke belly

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Roy Nelson: A UFC Career, Illustrated




Roy looks like every professional wrestler before 1983 in this shot. He and Kimbo Slice should have just gone to FCW instead of all this non-fixed fighting foolishness.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

CombineThresher posted:

Roy looks like every professional wrestler before 1983 in this shot. He and Kimbo Slice should have just gone to FCW instead of all this non-fixed fighting foolishness.

Comparing Roy Nelson to Kimbo Slice is offensive to fat mulleted kungfu fighters everywhere.

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

The Rock and John Cena

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CombineThresher posted:

Roy looks like every professional wrestler before 1983 in this shot. He and Kimbo Slice should have just gone to FCW instead of all this non-fixed fighting foolishness.

Kimbo Slice was in the fixed fighting business, it was called EliteXC.

Wendell
May 11, 2003


Awww, the Sondertaker :3:

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
From those lovely adverts at the bottom of imgur pages



"even women"

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Incendiary Pig posted:

I do too because Cain Velasquez would absolutely murder Roy Nelson.



If I wasn't lazy, I would photoshop a beard and a gut on this picture.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Stephanie McMahon will kill us all.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Gonzo McFee posted:

Stephanie McMahon will kill us all.



This thread is for photos, not photoshops. :colbert:

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
STRONG MAN JON ANDERSON





Plus some old cowboy.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Strongman is the grossest loving dude ever

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

What is going on in his general below-mouth area

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
From the April 26 WWE App apparently

Viking Wrestler :black101:

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
That's Heimo The Wildman from Fight Club Finland. Great to see him in WWE and I hope he gets a shot. He's worked with several of my trainers. :)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
He needs a bigger axe.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

He needs a bigger axe.

Agreed. That axe isn't NEARLY big enough for wrestling. It's gotta be comically big. Hacksaw's 2x4 big.

Although that beard is pretty sweet. :black101:

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Häijy-Heimo Ukonselkä in WWE!? :stare:

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

Wrestle guys talk to a soccer guy.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Quantrill posted:

Wrestle guys talk to a soccer guy.



Even Cole and JBL laugh at the yellow soccer team.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



HerraS posted:

Häijy-Heimo Ukonselkä in WWE!? :stare:

I hope he gets to keep his awesome boots.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

Fat Twitter Man posted:


If I wasn't lazy, I would photoshop a beard and a gut on this picture.

There is a less than zero chance of Roy Nelson knocking out Cain Velasquez.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Did someone say beard and gut?



















And the back of that shirt:

Gar
May 13, 2005
I got the Playstation but I still play the Sega

My ideal Iron Man Match.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Did someone say beard and gut?




I somehow never knew or never made the connection that Xanta Claus was Balls Mahoney. Holy poo poo.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I missed the Andre pics, but my favorites are him holding a regular beer can, and him lifting a car

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


I'll see your Four Horsemen tribute and raise you this.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

CombineThresher posted:

I'll see your Four Horsemen tribute and raise you this.



2 generic guys and Chunk.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

CombineThresher posted:

I'll see your Four Horsemen tribute and raise you this.

I GISed this to see if dude in the middle was a goon that posted like ten years ago (I don't think it is) but ended up finding a circa 2001 INDIE WRESTLERS DIRECTORY.

THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS


WAR (Indicted into the United State Martial Arts Hall of Fame)


"Mr. Terrific" Tim Lawler


Mac Diddy (Stands 6'4" and weighs in at 290 pounds,and he claims no fat either)


Bulldog Bob Brown Jr (In the past year he has rekindled his feud (ongoing since 1994) with midget wrestler Little Nasty Boy.)


The Bravehearts (The two massive lads of this awesome tag team make all of thier opponents tremble with fear and sorry they even showed up.)


DZ Hyde (PLACE OF BIRTH: NEITHER HERE NOR THERE)




Peter White (He was trained in the Funking Dojo under Terry Funk and the Power Plant under WCW.) (Mostly hired as a Vince Russo impersonator)


Colt Cabana (Currently involved in the hottest angle going in indy wrestling today with Adam Pearce, Ace Steel, Danny Dominion, and Hellraiser Gutts for St. Paul Championship Wrestling)

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

We can't have an indie-off without the KING of the indies.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

For a minute there I thought Tommy Dreamer had debuted a horrible new gimmick :stare:

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Edge & Christian posted:



DZ Hyde (PLACE OF BIRTH: NEITHER HERE NOR THERE)


Cool. I have that staff. They sell it at Disneyland.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Needs to be a fourth panel of Cesaro yodeling.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Jack Krauser posted:

Needs to be a fourth panel of Cesaro yodeling.

and Bearded Bryan.

Just leave Ambrose and Rollin's blank. Or make it a giant Question mark.

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Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Cool Lupin III costume, Claudio.

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