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Can you actually do it, though? Is it possibly to literally drive yourself insane by thinking disordered thoughts until it breaks your brain?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Can you actually do it, though? Is it possibly to literally drive yourself insane by thinking disordered thoughts until it breaks your brain? I have no clue, so I am assuming no until I get further information. They are desperate to pretend they can, though, which is impressive. I mean, someone being so desperate to believe a fictional character exists that they pretend that they believe it exists to other people. Are they just hoping that wishing will make it so? do they want other people to think they did it and be jealous or something? The mind boggles. At any rate, I should shut up about this tulpa nonsense and let it go back to facebook retards.
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May 3, 2013 05:04
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Can you actually do it, though? Is it possibly to literally drive yourself insane by thinking disordered thoughts until it breaks your brain? *Note that this is literally just poo poo I heard somewhere, and attempts to find a source for this have been met with page upon page of brony forums
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May 3, 2013 05:15
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Good Citizen posted:It's the truth. I know this person is infact, dumb as a sack of bricks, but they are oddly right on the last comment - feeding obligate carnivores (cats are one example) herbs and vegetables will kill them, or at least make them very, very sick.
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May 3, 2013 05:19
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That would explain why my Vegan Yum Yum Snacks for Cats are not selling so well and also why they are killing cats.
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May 3, 2013 05:59
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"Tulpa" is a Tibetan word. The plural is not "tulpae". Tibetan doesn't have plural forms of nouns---you either know from context, from the sentence having no definite article, or you include a plural demonstrative marker. (The latter being like the difference between "I bought a sheep" and "I bought these sheep" in English.)
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May 3, 2013 06:15
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Lord Booga posted:I know this person is infact, dumb as a sack of bricks, but they are oddly right on the last comment - feeding obligate carnivores (cats are one example) herbs and vegetables will kill them, or at least make them very, very sick. They, like you, missed the goddamn point entirely in that it's an onion article.
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May 3, 2013 07:01
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Maybe because of SA I couldn't help but laugh and think of Supply Side Jesus when I saw this posted. I can't help but think that instead of denouncing material wealth, Jesus is preaching how to invest in gold and bitcoins and being poor is your own lazy fault.
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May 3, 2013 07:59
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Peanut President posted:They, like you, missed the goddamn point entirely in that it's an onion article. Yes? I noticed that it was an onion article, hence saying that person was dumb as hell, it doesn't change what I mentioned. I should point out that it only harms obligate carnivores if you ONLY feed them plant matter, the occasional bit won't hurt.
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May 3, 2013 09:29
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Lord Booga posted:Yes? I noticed that it was an onion article, hence saying that person was dumb as hell, it doesn't change what I mentioned. He means that the joke is red meat shortens the lives of cows because we kill them and eat their meat. Which is red. So they arent alive any more and didnt live as long as they otherwise might have, because of eating red meat. So if the bottom commenter hadnt missed the point he wouldnt be saying "Carnivores cant eat vegetables!", but something like "Salad shortens lives of lettuce". 
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May 3, 2013 11:33
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I was at work at my retail job when some guy I went to high school with like 6 years ago came in and recognized me. He added me on Facebook that night and now he won't leave me alone. These are just a few of his recent posts. "Saving this for when I go camping"  I thought everyone knew this was fake by now http://www.snopes.com/photos/food/mountaindew.asp "How it really happened"    He has no children    I really hope he knows better than this, but I doubt it.
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May 3, 2013 15:38
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Well this is a good outlook to have.
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May 3, 2013 15:46
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Good Citizen posted:It's the truth. I love Literally Unbelievable, because I'm pretty sure the Onion has started writing certain articles just to try to freak people out, War of the Worlds-style: 
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May 3, 2013 15:58
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Buggiezor posted:I really hope he knows better than this, but I doubt it. That last one is a really obvious troll designed to snag grammar spergs, and the Barney one is... you know what? I can't tell on the Barney one. Poe's Law in action. I seriously cannot tell.
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May 3, 2013 15:59
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Tardigrade posted:
Sorry to repost this from a few pages back, but are there any anti-macro replies to this on the lines of 'Posts Nice Guy pic, fat guy irl' or 'Posts Nice Guy Pic, fat guy only chats up thin sexy women'. Can't seem to find any related ones, might be a good idea for a new meme genre.
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May 3, 2013 16:16
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Bertrand Hustle posted:That last one is a really obvious troll designed to snag grammar spergs, and the Barney one is... you know what? I can't tell on the Barney one. Poe's Law in action. I seriously cannot tell. The whole "Barney is Satan" thing has been around for almost a decade. I haven't seen it in a while, and certainly not on Facebook, so I'm surprised that it just suddenly appeared.
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May 3, 2013 16:20
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Can you actually do it, though? Is it possibly to literally drive yourself insane by thinking disordered thoughts until it breaks your brain? Probably not, but you can drive yourself insane by reading peoples' disordered thoughts on Facebook until they break your brain.
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May 3, 2013 16:43
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May 3, 2013 17:06
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Andorra posted:Well this is a good outlook to have. What's funny is that, if I remember correctly, YouTube changed from the star system to thumb-up/down because basically all of the time people were only rating things either one star or five stars. So people would hate on this dude's crappy vids either way 
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May 3, 2013 17:07
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Reminds me of a childhood friend who tried to convince everyone that "kamehameha" was japanese for "Devil give me power."
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May 3, 2013 18:29
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Weirdly, the thing that bothers me the most about Buggiezor's post is that the guy thinks "voila" is spelled "walla".
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May 3, 2013 20:35
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Andorra posted:Well this is a good outlook to have. I would love to see this guy's Youtube videos. Also, for content:  "Being a woman in the 60's was easier than being black. Therefore, the patriarchy doesn't exist and feminism is invalid." 
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May 3, 2013 22:51
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I admire Yellow for speaking their mind, gently caress the haters.
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May 3, 2013 23:10
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This reminds me of when I was in middle school and everyone was passing around old AOL floppy disks with a .wad file that turned some Doom bad guy into Barney. It reminds me of that because I think that's the last time I heard anyone talk about Barney. Here's some weapons grade  from an old Army buddy. He's the OP and I don't know anyone else but I'd love to just sit with that last person and just listen to all her crazy stories  
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May 3, 2013 23:13
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kannonfodder posted:Just had this pop up on my feed, and I really don't get it. What the hell does that mean? I'm pretty sure that's not what miracles are. Why is there a turkey photoshopped in to look at the sun? Why is there a rainbow in front of the sun, since that's not how a rainbow works? It's a stork so I'm guessing it's babies! related. One of my friends posted this wall of mental text: Someone on Facebook posted:Dear Mr. Cameron, I think it's an awkward rewrite of an American version with some bonus racism tacked onto the end. Usually she just posts "Urgent!!!" notices about missing pets and horoscopes that are "so true."
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May 4, 2013 00:18
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Ktb posted:It's a stork so I'm guessing it's babies! related. I love this one because it doesn't really account for where they're going to get £10trillion
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Xemloth posted:I love this one because it doesn't really account for where they're going to get £10trillion From the savings! The savings on the dole! That they'll get when the people on the dole take over the jobs vacated by the premature old-age pensioners. Gosh, it's like you didn't even read it.
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May 4, 2013 01:17
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Xemloth posted:I love this one because it doesn't really account for where they're going to get £10trillion What are you talking about? Millions, billions, trillions, they're all pretty much the same amount of money. 
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AlbieQuirky posted:From the savings! The savings on the dole! That they'll get when the people on the dole take over the jobs vacated by the premature old-age pensioners. Gosh, it's like you didn't even read it. And the immigrants, if we stop giving illegal immigrants million pound houses that's 125 million right there! All that would cost is postage and packing for 125 thousand cows
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May 4, 2013 01:27
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Ugh the mountain dew glow bottle thing reminded me of a few times I've seen pages shared advocating breaking open glow sticks and pouring it on jeans to make them glow, or I'm bubble mixture so you can blow glow in the dark bubbles. Is it not broken glass in glow sticks?
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May 4, 2013 05:42
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Toriori posted:Is it not broken glass in glow sticks?
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Buggiezor posted:I was at work at my retail job when some guy I went to high school with like 6 years ago came in and recognized me. He added me on Facebook that night and now he won't leave me alone. These are just a few of his recent posts. I initially read this as it rhymes with "holla." Took me a minute to realize he was trying to say "voila." (Sorry, I forget how to make the accents!) WALLA! Dammit, beaten so hard. Maggie Fletcher has a new favorite as of 07:08 on May 4, 2013 |
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Xemloth posted:I love this one because it doesn't really account for where they're going to get £10trillion Of course it does, you get it back from in tax from the newly acquired two-pack-a-day smoking habit that the nation's elderly now have mandated for them by the government. Obviously we don't care about the cost to their health or the NHS but then we're conjuring up 125,000 surplus cows from somewhere and "fixing" the housing crisis by telling 10 million people to all buy a house at the same time. My favourite part is where it claims that being "left all alone and unsupervised" would be as detrimental to the well being of criminals as it would be to elderly people in care homes. Although I suppose it won't matter because there won't be criminals any more now that retired people will be sending their children to school.
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From the neo-nazi father archives: Translation: They say muslims born in the Netherlands and Belgium are Dutch and Belgian! That is Utter Rubbish! After all, a dog born in a stable isn't a horse! 
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May 4, 2013 14:56
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Xemloth posted:And the immigrants, if we stop giving illegal immigrants million pound houses that's 125 million right there! All that would cost is postage and packing for 125 thousand cows Of course if you could find all these illegal immigrants in order to send them a cow for tracking purposes...do you really need to send them a cow at all? 
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Kimmalah posted:Of course if you could find all these illegal immigrants in order to send them a cow for tracking purposes...do you really need to send them a cow at all? Brilliant! We'll use the free cows as a honeypot to trap them, saves us shipping the cows all over the country
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Experto Crede posted:From the neo-nazi father archives: Experto Crede posted:From the neo-nazi father archives: Good to know there are terrible racists worldwide. I don't hear much about other countries dumb stuff.
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Experto Crede posted:From the neo-nazi father archives: I thought Don Martin had died.
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