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This one popped up on my office calendar: http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-reason-you-cant-be-chiropractor-like-your-cousi,17807/
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Exclamation Marx posted:When the news does stories on obesity they normally have shots of people on the street, but from the neck down to protect their identities I guess. And please don't weird fetish shame. As a fellow Onion fan, I agree that weird fetishes are off-limits for making fun of. That's really past the line.
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jojoinnit posted:Looks like someone had to fly spirit recently This seems like the sort of story that we wouldn't normally get from The Onion. There's no humor here, it's just a full page of bitching. It might as well be about waiting in line at the post office.
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Mescal posted:As a fellow Onion fan, I agree that weird fetishes are off-limits for making fun of. That's really past the line.
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Mescal posted:As a fellow Onion fan, I agree that weird fetishes are off-limits for making fun of. That's really past the line. Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten,32401/ Some of us like it when the onion crosses lines.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/mi...eadline:default The punchline comes at the very last line.
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Just so y'all know, The Onion is Hiring.
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Since I'm at that point in life where friends are planning weddings and all, I'm getting reminded of a classic article by a few of them. http://www.theonion.com/articles/horrible-couple-really-wants-wedding-to-reflect-th,28924/
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Skeesix posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten,32401/  , but in a really appreciative way.
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Here's a nicely inspirational one for a change  Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back quote:Demato explained that the rare reptiles can be spotted due to their large, reddish-brown shells and the fact that they are constantly loving one another at every possible moment.
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Not sure why I found this as funny as I did. Clean-Shaven, Tuxedoed James Holmes Charms Courtroom In Latest Appearance
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Handsome Ralph posted:Not sure why I found this as funny as I did. Because its loving hilarious I'd imagine.
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Adidas Unveils New Running Shoe For Fleeing From Mass Shootings
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Open it in an incognito window or whatever the hell the firefox equivalent is. Then every time you get that pop up, just open a new incognito window.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Americans get it for free.
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I just discovered the obituaries: "Billy Wilhite died of natural causes Saturday at 81, an age by which most men would have stopped going by 'Billy.'"
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pkticker posted:I just discovered the obituaries: These are amazing. The Onion Obits posted:Unwilling to go down without a fight, Honkers the Canada Goose took 37 people with him after getting sucked into an Airbus A319 engine.
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quote:Marilyn Helms, 91, knows you're looking at her age and thinking, "She lived long enough." Well, gently caress you.
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quote:Evan DeRosa, 31, died from head injuries sustained during a bicycle accident. And get this, he was wearing a helmet, so suck on that helmet companies. Guy still died.
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This may not help you but if you read the forums with the iOS Awful app, the built-in browser blocks the paywall.
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Obama Supporter Has Perfectly Improbable Explanation Absolving President From Blame For Scandals I love/hate it when an Onion article makes me go "yeaaahhh... this is me."
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All on Black posted:This may not help you but if you read the forums with the iOS Awful app, the built-in browser blocks the paywall. There's the Onion app also which doesn't have a paywall.
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Not everyone can get a PayPal account or whatever services they require you to pay through.
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And sometimes, the Onion just delivers a goofy smile directly to my face. Everyone on Flight Annoyed by Screaming Kid Rock
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Sponsored Content Pretty loving Awesome It actually is pretty cool that their sponsors let them do this poo poo.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Sponsored Content Pretty loving Awesome The Onion has a subsection entirely devoted to getting paid by companies to make fun of them.
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I'm don't want to act like we're super geniuses or anything but in order to get a lot of the jokes that the Onion makes you have to be extremely well informed. It's sort of like how certain foods in high cuisine are completely disgusting to a person used to McDonald's, the jokes and advertising we are getting are intended for people with a greater understanding of how media and advertising works.
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We really are the best of all possible people.SpiderHyphenMan posted:Sponsored Content Pretty loving Awesome jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 05:15 on May 18, 2013 |
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 Naked Woman Picture Gains Popularity On InternetTown Of Davenport, Iowa Descends Into Hell Following Gay Marriage Ceremony
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