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It's probably the baby bassinet. It's a really common item for parents of young kids to purchase.
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rectal cushion posted:Seriously, what is it with babywearers and boats?  Jesus loving christ what is wrong with these people for fucks sake seriously jesus lord almighty do they not get how loving lifejackets work its not that hard for christ sake sweet jumping fuckshit.A personnal flotation device (PFD, what you wear to go canoeing. It's not a life jacket in the official sense) is designed to keep your head out of the water (Notice I said head, not face - there's the difference between a PFD and a life jacket). There's no design consideration as to the head of a freaking baby strapped around your chest because the makers of the PFD, in their male-centric, childfree and motherhood-erasing worldview, assumed that any air intake would happen above the shoulders of the PFD wearers. ...that's a lots of words to say that holy poo poo on a stick, these people are dumb as all gently caress. To apologize for this terrible rant, have a cute picture of a baby in a PFD: 
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FrozenVent posted:
Babies should know better than to post on Facebook.
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Leon Einstein posted:Is this a joke? 99% of people that hear "pack and play" are going to think of portable play pen for kids, and not some weird sex toy. Only a goon would go straight to the strap-on dildo explanation.
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Is there also a used sex toy market than I'm unaware of? That just sounds...gross. Anyone have a flesh light they're done with?
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SaltLick posted:Is there also a used sex toy market than I'm unaware of? That just sounds...gross. Yes, but it's mostly confined to military on deployment.
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I think my favourite thing about these people is that under Bush they were the "IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT NO MATTER WHAT THEN YOU'RE ANTI-AMERICAN" ones. Or maybe it's that they're literally advocating that he be assassinated. Commenter #2 there is skirting dangerously close to a visit from the secret service. Also what the hell kind of slur is "moon cricket"? I'm sure it's racist but I've never heard it before.
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My guess is something related to how slaves would sometimes work all through the night to pick a load of cotton.
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Regalingualius posted:My guess is something related to how slaves would sometimes work all through the night to pick a load of cotton. Or that the symbol of Islam is a crescent moon. Edit: And crickets are both black and insects (thus beneath us superior white male humans).
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The first link that comes up on Google is an Urban Dictionary link that reads "Derived from early slave times when black people would come out at night and sing slave songs under the moonlight like crickets." So take that as you will.
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It's a racist term against black people, it's like, old timey racist like 'jigaboo' and poo poo. I guess that dude is either 100 or really wants to say 'friend of the family' but knows THAT'LL make his friends hate him.
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:Or that the symbol of Islam is a crescent moon. Ahh, right, forgot what demographic the second poster would most likely be in for a sec there. And for actual content (from my own mother  ):
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Or maybe it's that they're literally advocating that he be assassinated. Commenter #2 there is skirting dangerously close to a visit from the secret service. Yeah seriously, dob them in and post the consequences.
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Trash Boat posted:The first link that comes up on Google is an Urban Dictionary link that reads "Derived from early slave times when black people would come out at night and sing slave songs under the moonlight like crickets." So take that as you will. I like mine better, as it makes the racist at least seem slightly creative.  Either way, it's a pretty stupid and lovely thing to say about anyone let alone the President of your country.
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I was confused about this for a while and was just about to look up the drug on Google when I finally got it. I'm dumb.  Though, what's with the "Instagram I_eat_vagina_when_I"?
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The Simpsons is being canceled! No it's not. Yes it is! No it's not. Yes it is! No it's-- Wait, what?
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What the hell is a "glitch" in this context? Ratspeaker posted:The Simpsons is being canceled! No it's not. Yes it is! No it's not. Yes it is! No it's-- Turns out Pink is a crazy conspiracy theorist?
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Ratspeaker posted:The Simpsons is being canceled! No it's not. Yes it is! No it's not. Yes it is! No it's-- Looks like you got sat down.
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:What the hell is a "glitch" in this context? It pretty obviously is a genre of music. Even if you never heard of it you could either have googled it or taken from context that it was!
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My dad posted an enormous bunch of crazy about vaccines today.quote:The Vaccine Hoax is Over By Andrew Baker Food Freedom News Freedom of Information Act in the UK filed by a doctor there has revealed 30 years of secret official documents showing that government experts have (link here: http://childhealth...safety.wordpress.com/2012/03/14/government-experts-cover-up-vaccine-hazards/) 1. Known the vaccines don’t work 2. Known they cause the diseases they are supposed to prevent 3. Known they are a hazard to children 4. Colluded to lie to the public 5. Worked to prevent safety studies Those are the same vaccines that are mandated to children in the US. Educated parents can either get their children out of harm’s way or continue living inside one of the largest most evil lies in history, that vaccines – full of heavy metals, viral diseases, mycoplasma, fecal material, DNA fragments from other species, formaldehyde, polysorbate 80 (a sterilizing agent) – are a miracle of modern medicine... And it goes on like this for over 1000 more words. The full post ends with "See More," so I guess the original post went on for even longer somehow. It goes on forever and the whole thing is written in this disjointed and hard to read way, so I'm not going to bother pasting the whole thing in.
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DarkHamsterlord posted:My dad posted an enormous bunch of crazy about vaccines today. You should just ask him how many people in the First World died from polio and smallpox last year.
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Jellymouth posted:
gently caress pasteurisation! Tuberculosis is perfectly fine! Down with big dairy! How the gently caress can people be for raw milk when it's just objectively better after being treated. Oh also gently caress nature I want to overfish you fucks 
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Here is a friend of a friend who doesn't have horrible opinions and isn't a huge racist or anything. She's just ridiculous 99% of the time and makes me cringe because she doesn't seem to have any concept of how appropriate the information she blurts out is. She's one of those people who posts way too much personal sexual stuff on facebook. Why do they think anyone wants to know about that? She named her sweet hanzo steel blade Baby Boy. I think it's actually a dagger like you can get at those import shops at the mall.  She considers herself her partner's "pet Kitteh" (and yes, it's always kitteh, not kitty), and wears a kitten collar. This location update was to let everyone on her friends list know that they were in bed having sex. I've come to the conclusion that many people have no sense of propriety at all. N. Senada posted:There is a long and boring conversation between two pretentious fucks on my wall about I can't stand people like Person A, who think that their own feelings about something mean it's the truth. "I am a jerk who happens to be attracted to pretty women, therefore it is totally natural that women are objectified and expected to be pretty  "Bizarrely, that's not the first guy I've seen claim that women are naturally better to look at than men, never considering that they might assume that because, you know, they personally aren't attracted to men.
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Captain Pissweak posted:gently caress pasteurisation! Tuberculosis is perfectly fine! Down with big dairy! Yeah, I don't understand the raw milk argument. Unpasteurised milk kills people. This isn't a theoretical thing, people have died from drinking it. Recently. In America. And what do they think the conspiracy here is? The government wants you to drink worse-tasting milk because...? If it's not for reasons of health and safety, what's the motive for making everyone pasteurise their milk?
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Captain Pissweak posted:gently caress pasteurisation! Tuberculosis is perfectly fine! Down with big dairy! My parents have started drinking raw milk (they bought shares in a dairy cow and get the milk in return, it's a way to get around the laws against selling it), and I'm a little bit terrified that they're going to get infected and spread it to me. I've also really been craving a bowl of cereal for weeks, but I keep forgetting to buy normal person milk whenever I'm at the store. Content: garlic soup, the new miracle cure-all.  edit: Jesus, this recipe. 52 cloves of garlic, 2.5 cups of onions, serves 4. I think if you ate this soup, you would be able to kill people by breathing on them. Hamsterlady has a new favorite as of 07:29 on May 25, 2013 |
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Previa_fun posted:Where is this "Collecting rain water is illegal!!! Down with Monsanto!!!" poo poo coming from because it sounds like poo poo that didn't happen. Many local areas (I'm almost positive it isn't some federal law) ban collection of rain water for many reasons. Standing water, especially in summer, leads to mosquitoes and other things. Almost always rainwater being 'collected' is from runoff of gutters and rooftops and poo poo, which means it's got a bunch of poo poo in it and stupid people drink it as is and then get sick. Most of these 'collectors' turn into what amounts to tiny disgusting bogs. DarkHamsterlord posted:My parents have started drinking raw milk (they bought shares in a dairy cow and get the milk in return, it's a way to get around the laws against selling it), and I'm a little bit terrified that they're going to get infected and spread it to me. 52 cloves? Christ was this sponsored by big garlic or something?
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DarkHamsterlord posted:Content: garlic soup, the new miracle cure-all. I think they're on to something there. If you can eat that and not die, you're obviously immortal and not actually sick in the first place.
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The White Dragon posted:I'm not gonna put up a picture of it or even link because it's literally nasty as poo poo, but someone on my feed posted a picture of their poo poo today. Just two huge, snakey turds that look vaguely like two A's, which are said poster's initials. I have to ask, was this pure luck or did they actually purposefully try to poo poo out their initials?
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