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Staggy posted:No, sorry! It's actually: Probably Coercion.
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KnifeWrench posted:Pretty sure Gilbert did. What's Bleeding, Gilbert Gape?
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Palpek posted:Yep Cambridge University claimed that those situations are descriptions of actual cases. How would they know if he enjoyed the bum-bottle? 
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Pick posted:How would they know if he enjoyed the bum-bottle? Those were his last words before he finally succumbed to the bikini wax infection.
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dijon du jour posted:Those were his last words before he finally succumbed to the bikini wax infection. "You may have assaulted me by penetration, then sexually assaulted me to death, but I have to tell you that the bottle was kinda fun" Truly, this is the funny pictures thread.
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Dr Scoofles posted:Not surprised to see UEA's rugby team's initiation mentioned in that article. I knew a guy several years back who went through that initiation, he was so excited about it before hand and so utterly hollowed out after. I seem to recall he mentioned beng made to drink piss and vomit all mixed up with manky pond water. loving stupid if you ask me, I'm glad they banned it in the end. The best part was the quick poll.  
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Blackheart posted:The best part was the quick poll. Smoked kippers smell just fine.
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"organized spot of fisticuffs" is one of the most British things I have ever heard.
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Less commentary on outdated and illegal University traditions, more funny pictures:
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squarerandom posted:Hah. I do these little pig faces at work when we carry the breakfast sausage. For some reason customers love them. Some times I'll give them beards of kale, or tophats and monacles. Also I just noticed I work for the same company (Albertsons) What's with the disgusting over 50% fat ground meat?
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MeLKoR posted:What's with the disgusting over 50% fat ground meat? Wouldn't you use your worst meat for a display, instead of wasting perfectly good meat?
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MeLKoR posted:What's with the disgusting over 50% fat ground meat? That's pretty much how uncooked breakfast sausage looks.
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Palpek posted:Actual Cambridge University law exam: Surely that should be written as "perform fellatio on him"? The true crime here is against the English language!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Surely that should be written as "perform fellatio on him"? I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Surely that should be written as "perform fellatio on him"? I hate law school exams. I would alwasy obsess over things like why the "C" in college is capitalized, or why Johnny sucking his own penis is something to be concerned about, and then work myself up into a frenzy that I had missed something because, you know, every thing in a law school exam is there for a reason.
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Good news, everyone! I found a place to set up our delivery service!
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Barometer posted:Good news, everyone! I found a place to set up our delivery service! No Angry Dome, no dice. 
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xxEightxx posted:I hate law school exams. I would alwasy obsess over things like why the "C" in college is capitalized, or why Johnny sucking his own penis is something to be concerned about, and then work myself up into a frenzy that I had missed something because, you know, every thing in a law school exam is there for a reason.
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John Big Booty posted:Jonny did not suck his own penis. That's up to the jury to decide.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Surely that should be written as "perform fellatio on him"? It's an important distinction. Forced fellatio can get you ten to twenty while assault with a vacuum typically nets a life sentence.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That's up to the jury to decide. Lawyers are morally flexible. Morally
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Barometer posted:Good news, everyone! I found a place to set up our delivery service! Where is this, so I may buy and renovate it?
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Georgia Peach posted:That's pretty much how uncooked breakfast sausage looks. Yup. It's pork sausage not ground beef. We get it from kruse so 
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Nastyman posted:I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is. Just like to say I got the reference and it was bloody brilliant.
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Goodpancakes posted:Where is this, so I may buy and renovate it? Belgium. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cointe_Observatory
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Nastyman posted:I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is. When I was maybe 7 years old, I had Rowan Atkinson's stand-up album totally memorised (without, of course, understanding most of the crucial words). I happily recited this one on a cruise ship to a bunch of drunk adults my parents had just met. From their reactions it was obvious that I was a comedy genius. 
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John Big Booty posted:Jonny did not suck his own penis. Couldn't help myself. 
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xxEightxx posted:Couldn't help myself.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That's up to the jury to decide. Let's just be thankful this case didn't appear on Perry Mason.
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Nastyman posted:I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is. Now I'm reminded of asking my mom this when seeing that sketch, naturally I had to look it up in the dictionary to get the joke. 
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John Big Booty posted:"Imagine two balls on the edge of your chin" College works the same way. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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NTT posted:Law School works the same way. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Buh posted:When I was maybe 7 years old, I had Rowan Atkinson's stand-up album totally memorised (without, of course, understanding most of the crucial words). I happily recited this one on a cruise ship to a bunch of drunk adults my parents had just met. From their reactions it was obvious that I was a comedy genius. I'm reminded of the intro scene for Eddie Murphy's RAW 
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That opening, nay, the whole show, would be the funniest thing ever if it wasn't totally sincere. Instead it's just depressing and pathetic.
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Honestly, if someone tells you to put on a blindfold before getting your dick sucked there is a 100% chance there is a twist involved.
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ymgve posted:Honestly, if someone tells you to put on a blindfold before getting your dick sucked there is a 100% chance there is a twist involved. What if the twist.... was a twist???!  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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ymgve posted:Honestly, if someone tells you to put on a blindfold before getting your dick sucked there is a 100% chance there is a twist involved. Yet 92% of us would still do it. This has to be eastern Europe/Russia, right? gently caress these people.
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