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Buh
May 17, 2008
'Banned' in the context of this story meant 'the most obvious were closed and ones with slightly different names replaced them in hours'.

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Freudian posted:

Pretty much anything gets goons really riled up. Toilet paper orientation gets goons really riled up. Toilet paper orientation never tacitly accepted publicly viewable child porn on its site.

I assume.

It's a really big site though I imagine there's a lot of other stuff to do on there tbh

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I don't go to reddit because I think the upvote/downvote system would prevent good conversations and instead just lead to a hivemind. Why argue with a good point against your ingroups ideas when it can just be downvoted out of sight.

And forget the porn, those mspaint comics they make should not be allowed to exist, and that they are somehow encouraged there is inexcusable. Nothing good can come of a site that makes those. They are the tumor infecting humor.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Yonic Symbolism posted:

I don't go to reddit because I think the upvote/downvote system would prevent good conversations and instead just lead to a hivemind. Why argue with a good point against your ingroups ideas when it can just be downvoted out of sight.

And forget the porn, those mspaint comics they make should not be allowed to exist, and that they are somehow encouraged there is inexcusable. Nothing good can come of a site that makes those. They are the tumor infecting humor.

lmao

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Look I tried to work in a joke but they're blaring daytime television in this cafe and despite the distraction I thought my opinions were too important not to share right now.

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
AN ERORIST AGENT

Yonic Symbolism posted:

I don't go to reddit because I think the upvote/downvote system would prevent good conversations and instead just lead to a hivemind. Why argue with a good point against your ingroups ideas when it can just be downvoted out of sight.

Reddit is lovely but some people have far, far too much invested in proving the point, imo. Everything that's lovely about it would just be going on somewhere else on the internet if it didn't exist, and whilst it's funny to point and laugh, that sort of thing gets very, very repetitive after a while.

I'll admit not getting this at all at the time of the reddit threads, but in retrospect I actually prefer PYF now we don't do mock threads, and they kind of seem to be in decline generally.

13stitches
Mar 13, 2012

You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.

General Panic posted:

Reddit is lovely but some people have far, far too much invested in proving the point, imo.

Some people really have need to point out their superiority at all costs, no matter how stupid it might look. I for myself just ignore the sites I don't like, this approach even saves me time and lets me enjoy the things I actually like - it's a true win/win situation!

West007
Apr 21, 2013

13stitches posted:

Some people really have need to point out their superiority at all costs, no matter how stupid it might look. I for myself just ignore the sites I don't like, this approach even saves me time and lets me enjoy the things I actually like - it's a true win/win situation!

I don't get why people have to be right or better at all cost, I know this is the internet but you are not a perfect all knowing person so why act like it. As for reddit and similar "bullshit" sites, just avoid what you don't like - problem solved, why bother, it is your time you are wasting.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

West007 posted:

I don't get why people have to be right or better at all cost, I know this is the internet but you are not a perfect all knowing person so why act like it. As for reddit and similar "bullshit" sites, just avoid what you don't like - problem solved, why bother, it is your time you are wasting.

I agree with West007

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
It's funny to read all the dumb, horrible retarded poo poo on reddit like that one forum where they advise other nerds to treat girls like zelda bosses in order to do naughty/immoral things with them, but goons seem to feel the need to one up each other with their outrage against the loving place. So stop :psygonk:'ing or whatever and just grab a bag of popcorn as you enjoy the poo poo show.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Francostein posted:

It's funny to read all the dumb, horrible retarded poo poo on reddit like that one forum where they advise other nerds to treat girls like zelda bosses in order to do naughty/immoral things with them, but goons seem to feel the need to one up each other with their outrage against the loving place. So stop :psygonk:'ing or whatever and just grab a bag of popcorn as you enjoy the poo poo show.

Yeah this.
My favorite slap fight is an Internet slap fight.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Reddit sucks is basically a meme now even if it's basically right, like fedoras looking ugly (an idea which I would never shamelessly perpetuate). If you're going to go opinion having do it with some style and make something interesting out of it, not just mindlessly copy the actions of others in an attempt to get high-fives.

Wrestlepig has a new favorite as of 04:12 on Jun 4, 2013

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
I think if you're criticizing other communities of computer guys posting on an interactive talking space it may be time for some introspection about the same cool posting area in which you partake.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Being a cool internet guy is based on indifferent opinions toward things. I don't care about Reddit, therefore I have the best opinion about Reddit.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

StandardVC10 posted:

Being a cool internet guy is based on indifferent opinions toward things. I don't care about Reddit, therefore I have the best opinion about Reddit.

I don't care.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Coffee And Pie posted:

I don't care.

I don't.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

General Panic posted:

Reddit is lovely but some people have far, far too much invested in proving the point, imo. Everything that's lovely about it would just be going on somewhere else on the internet if it didn't exist, and whilst it's funny to point and laugh, that sort of thing gets very, very repetitive after a while.

I'll admit not getting this at all at the time of the reddit threads, but in retrospect I actually prefer PYF now we don't do mock threads, and they kind of seem to be in decline generally.

Don't you get it? If we aren't fighting against Reddit 100% of the time, the smug Internet atheists win! :monocle:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I really enjoy judging other people, especially when I don't know them personally. This has nothing to do with reddit, I'm just PYFing.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

prefect posted:

Don't you get it? If we aren't fighting against Reddit 100% of the time, the smug Internet atheists win! :monocle:

But I'm smug, an internet person and an atheist! Am I still cool as long as none of those are defining parts of my personality? :ohdear:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Trauma Tank posted:

But I'm smug, an internet person and an atheist! Am I still cool as long as none of those are defining parts of my personality? :ohdear:

I'm not sure anybody is cool if they're on the Internet.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

prefect posted:

I'm not sure anybody is cool if they're on the Internet.

Wrong-o buddy
:Pops collar:
:Kick flips out of thread:

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

prefect posted:

I'm not sure anybody is cool if they're on the Internet.

I'm Zero Cool.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

13stitches posted:

Didn't they put a lid on that can of worms? Not the toilet paper thing, the other one? I don't use the site because it's much to cluttered but I read something about them banning all the awful kiddie stuff, which is at least a step in the right direction.

They banned it but it took way too long. Goons emailed Anderson Cooper 360, Cooper did a story on r/jailbait, it gets shut down. THe guy who ran it (who ran a whole bunch of disgusting subreddits), ViolentAcrez, made a bunch more. Reddit did nothing about these. Goons launched a big ol' shame campaign and after a couple of weeks reddit decides "you know what it's a tough call but maybe we should stop allowing you to jerk off to kids on here". Redditors freaked the gently caress out about freedom of speech and censorship and how this was all a massive plan by SA to destroy reddit, etc., and the mods (and one of the founders!) made it really clear that they didn't actually want to ban this.

Then they started drafting the Free Internet Act which was basically going to be "if it's online it's not illegal" and they hosted it in GOogle Docs, with no permissions, and editing it was a lot of fun. RIP, Funkadelic Internet Act.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

omnibobb posted:

Wrong-o buddy
:Pops collar:
:Kick flips out of thread:

Kickflip is one word. Nerd status confirmed, idiot.

West007
Apr 21, 2013

Death Bot posted:

I'm Zero Cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
AN ERORIST AGENT

prefect posted:

I'm not sure anybody is cool if they're on the Internet.

I'm not sure anybody is cool, full stop. It's a Platonic ideal, like the Form of the Cool or something. Nothing in real life will ever match up to it.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

General Panic posted:

I'm not sure anybody is cool, full stop. It's a Platonic ideal, like the Form of the Cool or something. Nothing in real life will ever match up to it.

Not even Miles Davis? :ohdear:

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
AN ERORIST AGENT

prefect posted:

Not even Miles Davis? :ohdear:

OK, well maybe one or two people.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Francostein posted:

Kickflip is one word. Nerd status confirmed, idiot.

Your momma.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

omnibobb posted:

Your momma.

Oh snap.

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009
I used some Weed 'n Feed on my lawn and actually felt bad about how it turned the dandelions into twisted, malformed horribleness. Ugh. It's like the plant equivalent of that guy from RoboCop who gets all kinds of hosed up from the toxic waste.

I was worried that perhaps I was becoming too compassionate, so I went to a tall building and rode the elevator for a few hours with a jug of orange juice and a large bag of beef jerky. Soon a massive amount of gas was urgently awaiting to escape my bowels, and when a nice long elevator ride going all the way to the top with a bunch of people rolled around I subjected them to 15 minutes of the most horrible farting I've ever unleashed. It was so bad I gagged myself... considering the power of homebrew resistance I can only assume it was absolute hell for the rest of the passengers.

It wasn't quiet and they all knew it was me. A few of the suits glared disapprovingly in my direction, but since my shirt had SKULLS on it they were too intimidated to say anything. When we were within a few minutes of the top floor I explained how what I was doing was happening in order to assure myself that I haven't indeed become too compassionate. Having ties to the business world they looked at each other and nodded approvingly. They seemed to "get it" but the lot of them remained entirely silent. When the elevator arrived at the top floor we all piled out.

As I walked down the stairs back to the lobby I imagined those people dragging my scent into their offices and meetings. How they all would tell of their harrowing ordeal to friends and peers in the business world, trying to explain that the smell wasn't theirs. My gas would touch SO many lives that day. Shortly after arriving home I received a call requesting I come in for an interview - it seems that the people I'd fartbombed worked for a bank. They were particularly impressed with my ruthlessness. Despite having not worked for six years and living on little more than ramen and the wild rhubarb growing in my neighbors yard I shouted "gently caress YOU I'M NO SELLOUT" into the phone and hung up.

Idealism FTW.

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
AN ERORIST AGENT

Illegibly Eligible posted:

I used some Weed 'n Feed on my lawn and actually felt bad about how it turned the dandelions into twisted, malformed horribleness. Ugh. It's like the plant equivalent of that guy from RoboCop who gets all kinds of hosed up from the toxic waste.

I was worried that perhaps I was becoming too compassionate, so I went to a tall building and rode the elevator for a few hours with a jug of orange juice and a large bag of beef jerky. Soon a massive amount of gas was urgently awaiting to escape my bowels, and when a nice long elevator ride going all the way to the top with a bunch of people rolled around I subjected them to 15 minutes of the most horrible farting I've ever unleashed. It was so bad I gagged myself... considering the power of homebrew resistance I can only assume it was absolute hell for the rest of the passengers.

It wasn't quiet and they all knew it was me. A few of the suits glared disapprovingly in my direction, but since my shirt had SKULLS on it they were too intimidated to say anything. When we were within a few minutes of the top floor I explained how what I was doing was happening in order to assure myself that I haven't indeed become too compassionate. Having ties to the business world they looked at each other and nodded approvingly. They seemed to "get it" but the lot of them remained entirely silent. When the elevator arrived at the top floor we all piled out.

As I walked down the stairs back to the lobby I imagined those people dragging my scent into their offices and meetings. How they all would tell of their harrowing ordeal to friends and peers in the business world, trying to explain that the smell wasn't theirs. My gas would touch SO many lives that day. Shortly after arriving home I received a call requesting I come in for an interview - it seems that the people I'd fartbombed worked for a bank. They were particularly impressed with my ruthlessness. Despite having not worked for six years and living on little more than ramen and the wild rhubarb growing in my neighbors yard I shouted "gently caress YOU I'M NO SELLOUT" into the phone and hung up.

Idealism FTW.

I'm not sure if you posted this in the wrong thread, but I think this deserves preservation and study ITT. Anyone else able to intimidate people into silence with their choice of T-shirt? Or to testify to the power of Homebrew Resistance?

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009

General Panic posted:

I'm not sure if you posted this in the wrong thread, but I think this deserves preservation and study ITT. Anyone else able to intimidate people into silence with their choice of T-shirt? Or to testify to the power of Homebrew Resistance?

Disrupting the social order is my favorite thing and as such this is indeed the proper thread.

Also, it was a sweater not a T-shirt. My grandmother lovingly knitted it by hand for my 19th birthday. Only conformist tools wear t-shirts during summer months.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Illegibly Eligible posted:


A few of the suits glared disapprovingly in my direction, but since my shirt had SKULLS on it they were too intimidated to say anything.


Yeah okay buddy, everyone knows the only outfit that truly strikes fear into the hearts of men is the bowling shirt WITH flames.



Would you gently caress with Guy Fieri? Didn't think so.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

NienNunb posted:

Yeah okay buddy, everyone knows the only outfit that truly strikes fear into the hearts of men is the bowling shirt WITH flames.



Would you gently caress with Guy Fieri? Didn't think so.

A man who has to be warned in advance if there are any gays in a restaurant he's "reviewing" or whatever the gently caress he does/did wears a shirt like that with zero irony. :negative:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
When Guy Fieri asked for there to be no gay men around he was just being considerate because the gay community has put up with enough poo poo without having to see 50 chili guacamole potato skins being eaten by a sentient Big Dog t-shirt.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Did he shave his armpits?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I thought guy fieri was just being considerate to others so they don't get offended by his giant throbbing hardon whenever he saw a gay man in the wild and not on some streaming fetish site.

The Southern Dandy
Jun 15, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT MY RADLEY-WALTERS' MEDAL

Is that medal for being the most intolerable poster in a thread about Warhammer 40.000 novels? Because if it is, you sure blew the competition out of the water, son.

Francostein posted:

I thought guy ferry was just being considerate to others so they don't get offended by his giant throbbing hardon whenever he saw a gay man in the wild and not on some streaming fetish site.

Real name. May or may not have anything to do with the things implied.

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I grilled a steak for lunch today and sat outside and ate it. Then I went inside because my fatass neighbor and her friends all went to tan and it started smelling like baking ham. Advise.

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