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RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
OH poo poo MONARCH IS ACTUALLY CONNECTED TO YOUNG RUSTY

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say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Oh wow, that idea someone had that Rusty and the Monarch are siblings is right?

Haha.

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009
:siren: Drama bomb! :siren:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Diogines posted:

HOLY poo poo the Monarch being Venture's secret brother theory is RIGHT!!!

Or just friends. His own parents are visible alongside Dr. Venture?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



MOTHER

loving

CALLED IT

PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!
Holy poo poo!

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
Work it like a wookie.

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

Diogines posted:

HOLY poo poo the Monarch being Venture's secret brother theory is RIGHT!!!

Holy loving poo poo, I never never NEVER thought that this would ever be the case. It was too insane to actually be true.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Please don't kill gary in the after credit scene...

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
SPHINX is dead :(

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS
Spanikopita!

PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!
Aw. Poor Gary. He might as well just give up and be Doc's bodygaurd, let Hatred be Mrs. Doc Venture.

Of course.. now we're going to get what looks to be.. GYMKATA, Venture Style.

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.
Yeah Monarch's not doc's secret brother. Now maybe his secret Cousin or just forgotten friend.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
So, what, the Monarch's parents adopted him from the Venture family and then died, leaving him to be raised by butterflies or something?

(Spanakopita!)

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

soupcan58 posted:

Holy loving poo poo, I never never NEVER thought that this would ever be the case. It was too insane to actually be true.

Me too. I thought it was just a funny theory, I didn't believe it, but here we are.

Ramen Pride!
Jan 13, 2001
Wow. Holy crap. Wow.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Random Theory #2: Doctor Venture was a fraud and stole all his ideas/credit from Monarch's parents, eventually having them killed before they could go public? It would definitely continue the theme of failure.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Poor Gary. :( Here's hoping he becomes the new bodyguard and doesn't try something pathetic, like trying to join Sphinx or going back to the Monarch.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Here is the t-shirt of the week and it is something
http://www.titmousestuff.com/products/venture-bros-shirt-club-no-3-destiny

I also think Gary is not going to go back to Monarch

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

bobkatt013 posted:

Here is the t-shirt of the week and it is something
http://www.titmousestuff.com/products/venture-bros-shirt-club-no-3-destiny

I also think Gary is not going to go back to Monarch

Is that loving Macaulay Culkin?!?!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

bobkatt013 posted:

Here is the t-shirt of the week and it is something
http://www.titmousestuff.com/products/venture-bros-shirt-club-no-3-destiny

I also think Gary is not going to go back to Monarch

Is...is that who I think it is modeling it?! :stare:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Djarum posted:

Is that loving Macaulay Culkin?!?!

I think it is :catstare:

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009

bobkatt013 posted:

Here is the t-shirt of the week and it is something
http://www.titmousestuff.com/products/venture-bros-shirt-club-no-3-destiny

I also think Gary is not going to go back to Monarch

Is that Mr. Caulkin?

Ramen Pride!
Jan 13, 2001
Ehh, still not buying that one.

I go for logos, see?

*Yes it was.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Ramen Pride! posted:

Ehh, still not buying that one.

Yeah, if I didn't sign up for the whole t-shirt experience, I wouldn't get that one...oh well, I can always just sell it to obsessive nerds on the internet a few years from now.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Ohtsam posted:

Yeah Monarch's not doc's secret brother. Now maybe his secret Cousin or just forgotten friend.

Im thinking just forgotten friend. The plane crash caused Monarch to lose his memories.

Macrame_God
Sep 1, 2005

The stairs lead down in both directions.

Ohtsam posted:

Yeah Monarch's not doc's secret brother. Now maybe his secret Cousin or just forgotten friend.

True. This isn't the first time Venture Bros led us to believe two characters were related when they actually weren't (Dermott/Brock).

Djarum posted:

Is that loving Macaulay Culkin?!?!

Holy poo poo! I think it is! :stare:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

404GoonNotFound posted:

Random Theory #2: Doctor Venture was a fraud and stole all his ideas/credit from Monarch's parents, eventually having them killed before they could go public? It would definitely continue the theme of failure.

Whatever our theories are, the truth the Astrobase Go wrote is going to be more insane/horribly depressing (eg. the "Rusty Venture," Dermot's parents)

Fun episode tonight, I guess Gary gets to be the season's failure.

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


Yeah, that is a totally new tier of "Am I REALLY going to wear this in public?", even for Venture Bros. shirts.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007


Urgh. Wouldn't wear that. Will be getting it in the mail because of the whole club thing. Guess I'll... put it in a clothing donation box or something?

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
I was really hoping we'd get a SPHINX logo shirt. This however is not something I want.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

RandallODim posted:

I was really hoping we'd get a SPHINX logo shirt.

Or at least a Beaver Inspector shirt.


Which I now realize I can purchase already.

Know what I really want? Doc's/Brock's Cookie shirt.

Faked edit: Hey, I kinda can!

http://www.zazzle.com/cookie_tee-235173506080245498

But I'd rather it was a cartoon picture of a cookie, not a real one.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Here.



Let the inevitably wrong speculating begin.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I have been claiming this for years. I think the Monarch is Doc's disowned younger brother or something.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

This is nearly identical to my theory, except that Doc played the role of Rusty Venture, and the Monarch was born when Doc was a few years old, after the show started. Jonas Sr. couldn't handle TWO Rusty Venture kids, so he claimed Doc as his son, while abandoning the Monarch in Mexico, leaving him for dead, and setting up a fake inheritance for him just in case he survived and made it back to the States. That way the Monarch would grow up thinking his REAL family was dead. :ssh:

Totally quoting myself from previous pages now. :smug:

Also I rewound my DVR to get a second look at that photo... and I kinda have a feeling that those two people are gonna turn out to NOT be the Monarch's real parents.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Cloks posted:

Here.



Let the inevitably wrong speculating begin.

Even as a kid, Rusty's still a dick.

Friends Are Evil fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jun 17, 2013

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

say no to bats posted:

Oh wow, that idea someone had that Rusty and the Monarch are siblings is right?

Haha.

Remember those key parties Jonas had at the Venture Compound?

Holy crap, Hatred is actually the best father figure in the boys' lives right now.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

The Monarch goes on a long emotional journey into his soul, realizes the real reason he hates Rusty so much is because Rusty stole his toy truck as a kid. And the toy truck subconsciously influences the design of his monarch mobile.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Totally quoting myself from previous pages now. :smug:

Also I rewound my DVR to get a second look at that photo... and I kinda have a feeling that those two people are gonna turn out to NOT be the Monarch's real parents.

Except the plane crashed in New Jersey, so...

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Action Tortoise posted:

Remember those key parties Jonas had at the Venture Compound?

Holy crap, Hatred is actually the best father figure in the boys' lives right now.

Yeah, discounting Monarch being half-related to Rusty or otherwise is hard to do given how Jonas loved swinging (and so does Monarch apparently) and that picture. That looks right up Jonas' alley.

Plus Monarch is a pretty big failure at his trade, etc.

I loving hate the 2-3 year waits for new episodes but its always worth it in the end. I hope season six doesn't take till 2016 or even 2015.

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Cloks posted:

Here.



Let the inevitably wrong speculating begin.
Do we know who the black guy on the left throwing the football to Action Man/Colonel Gentleman is?

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