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Pineapple Salad posted:I don't even know what stereotype this is playing off of. Turning phones on? What does that even mean? The girl gives them money to pay their delinquent phone bills.
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Pineapple Salad posted:I don't even know what stereotype this is playing off of. Turning phones on? What does that even mean? You know that riddle that psychopaths are supposedly able to solve at a higher rate than normal people? The meme is like that, for really loving racist people.
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Jul 2, 2013 14:41
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Pineapple Salad posted:I don't even know what stereotype this is playing off of. Turning phones on? What does that even mean? This man found one quick trick to turning on his cell phone. Wireless companies hate him!
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Not facebook, but a discussion forum I lurk. I thought it fit the spirit of the thread.quote:On a side note, I have never been able to find a quantifiable amount of CO2 that a human emits. Why is this so hidden? I primarily bike for transportation but I don't know if I equal a car or not when I'm huffing it across town.
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Jul 2, 2013 18:04
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Do I create as much CO2 as an internal combustion engine??
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Jul 2, 2013 18:12
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Humans give off CO2! Oh no!  We need to find a way to limit the amount of CO2 emitted by humankind daily and this line of thought isn't going anywhere goodFake edit: At first I typed hamkind instead of humankind. Guess I'm just really hungry.
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Pope Mobile posted:Do I create as much CO2 as an internal combustion engine?? Maybe its a brag about his lung capacity and biking skills? Also, from the underground press known as Yahoo Answers "A normal intake of breath is normal atmospheric composition, as such contains 0.0360% CO2 or 0.18ml of CO2 intake. However we breathe out about 5% CO2 or 25ml with an average of 13,000 breaths a day. Thats 325,000ml (325L )of CO2 Which means by the end of the day, a person on average will exhale 1kg of CO2. Now add there are 6 billion people alive we can say humans exhale 6 billion kg of CO2 a day." STOP HIDING THE TRUTH!
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Jul 2, 2013 18:17
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 Posted this at the end of the old thread...stumbled across it again today and my god, it's so stupid I'm reposting. Blue: me Red: a friend Green: a moron Other colours: random friends of Red Context: Red and I both have OCD, Green is an idiot who thinks mental illness is fun. Eventually we gave up.
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Jul 2, 2013 20:04
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Teatime Prize posted:
You know, I like Orange. "Hey, I have this thing you think it's cool. It's not. I deal with it, because if I didn't I'd be crazy. Please shut the gently caress up." While there are some advantages (like with your OCD you might be good at specific things for example maybe? Not sure, I'll delete if you say otherwise), I seriously doubt that they can even match to the disadvantages. I could very well be wrong so please correct me. Closest thing I can "relate" to is someone saying myopia is cool because glasses look good which is several degrees of separation from something like a mental illness.
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Jul 2, 2013 20:15
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I have high functioning autism. Where's my +15 to intelligence?! 
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Teatime Prize posted:
I remember this, it's just as  the second time around.
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Jul 2, 2013 20:16
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Seriously, I can't what hard enough at green. Who thinks like this?  Anyway, content!  Can't be arsed hiding the names because public roleplaying accounts. Facebook RP is simply at how retardedly insane it gets sometimes.
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Jul 2, 2013 20:30
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Teatime Prize posted:
I dated a girl with OCD and after seeing what she went through it drives me crazy when people say, "OMG I have to keep things in order, I am SO OCD!"
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Jul 2, 2013 20:32
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Oh man you guys get all the cool  vvv Oh god yeah trichotillomania suuuuuucks  I still have it pretty bad and I basically cannot make eye contact with people in case they notice. What's the upside there, Mr Mental Illnesses Are Awesome?SuccinctAndPunchy posted:Seriously, I can't what hard enough at green. Who thinks like this? Amazing. This is actually worse than what I saw when I used to post on Gaia when I was 15 and stupid. This right here is an untapped goldmine of idiots on Facebook. vaguely has a new favorite as of 23:14 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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Jul 2, 2013 20:43
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Serperoth posted:You know, I like Orange. "Hey, I have this thing you think it's cool. It's not. I deal with it, because if I didn't I'd be crazy. Please shut the gently caress up." Yeah, there are some small advantages, but they don't weigh up to the disadvantages. Like, I don't get many colds, since I sanitize my hands about 60 - 90 times a day, buuut I don't have healthy skin on my hands anymore. And I know exactly how many steps there are on every staircase and walkway I use regularly, so it's easy to get around in the dark, buuut I waste so much time loving counting stuff pointlessly and get really wigged out if I lose what number I'm on. And I don't even have severe OCD, I can't imagine how much worse that is. SuccinctAndPunchy posted:Seriously, I can't what hard enough at green. Who thinks like this? I thought they were joking from their first comment. Apparently, no such luck.
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Jul 2, 2013 20:45
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Idiots on Facebook: *does a death spell that makes you die*
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Jul 2, 2013 21:52
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York_M_Chan posted:I dated a girl with OCD and after seeing what she went through it drives me crazy when people say, "OMG I have to keep things in order, I am SO OCD!" My OCD manifested as trichotillomania when I was 6. Even with a lifetime of CBT I still find my fingers wandering across my beard and eyelashes when I get overwhelmed. OCD does not mean what most people think it means and it infuriates me.
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Jul 2, 2013 21:55
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I'm sorry. I don't know quite know how to do this right, but this is priceless. https://www.facebook.com/Koifish1/posts/528967113825299
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Jul 2, 2013 22:06
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fonzie scheme posted:I'm sorry. I don't know quite know how to do this right, but this is priceless. https://www.facebook.com/Koifish1/posts/528967113825299 Unfortunately that page appears to be hidden. Perhaps you could take a screenshot of the funny thing and show it to us?
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Jul 2, 2013 22:11
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dijon du jour posted:Unfortunately that page appears to be hidden. Perhaps you could take a screenshot of the funny thing and show it to us? I don't know how
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fonzie scheme posted:I don't know how http://www.take-a-screenshot.org/ Tah-dah VVVVV Hmm never knew about that. I'll have to try that out myself in the future. dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 22:30 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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Jul 2, 2013 22:20
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fonzie scheme posted:I don't know how In addition to the above, ShareX is pretty awesome. You can link it to imgur/wherever to have it automatically upload screenshots too.
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Jul 2, 2013 22:26
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My old boss used to call herself doing her job as "being OCD and being a perfectionist". No, it's just not being poo poo at your job. I did my job as expected and I never claimed any of that poo poo. My brother-in-law has OCD, and it pissed me off. My husband is a perfectionist, and you know what that actually means? He never gets anything done, because "it's not good enough, I have to start over." He also is bipolar, so seeing people lie about how sick they are (aren't) to get attention really makes me want to smash poo poo up. There is NOTHING glamorous about it, it is not something you want to have and be so loving proud of.
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Jul 2, 2013 22:51
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Thanks guys! Ok. Please nobody contact me, him or anyone from my contacts. Ok, Jose? 
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If you download Social Fixer it'll anonymize all that for ya if you don't want to/can't do it yourself. You also might want to crop out your desktop and all the extraneous stuff in the image that's not the post you want to show off. Anyway, as to what the man's talking about :  "She takes up for them"? What does that even mean? dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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Wait, what is he even trying to do here? Is he trying to make his gf's exes feel bad about having been sexually abused/assaulted? I would feel bad for anyone dating him except what is she doing flapping her jaw about her exes' experiences of abuse to her douchebag boyfriend?
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Jul 2, 2013 23:03
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Someone on my feed is really worked up about the Zimmerman trial. 
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Jul 2, 2013 23:04
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No earthly idea, guys.
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Jul 2, 2013 23:05
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Man, just put it into MSPaint and crop and paint over names. Anyway, I like to imagine he does the romantic-comedy solution to this and starts blowing a bunch of dudes and tells her about it on a date. Also, do you love big muscles?
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vaguely posted:Oh man you guys get all the cool There's plenty more where that come from. I just thought that was the most succinct example of them. Here, have some more.  I can't even follow what's going on here. Friends Are Evil posted:Idiots on Facebook: *does a death spell that makes you die*  I giggled.
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ThatPazuzu posted:Man, just put it into MSPaint and crop and paint over names. Now that you mention it, his ex from HS told everyone that he likes a pinky in the A, and when I used to hit the gay bah with my bff in the way back, we used to see him some times, "just visiting". And, no, I'm not opposed to big muscles, Lol.
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Picnic Princess posted:
I dunno man, oscillating between wanting to kill myself and roaming around town like a humming bird on e has given me a crazy superpower that not many other people have: the ability to be crazy loving tired all the time. That's a benefit, right? Right?
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fonzie scheme posted:Thanks guys!  Feel free to replace lenoon posted:I dunno man, oscillating between wanting to kill myself and roaming around town like a humming bird on e has given me a crazy superpower that not many other people have: the ability to be crazy loving tired all the time. That's a benefit, right? Right? Well in small doses the mania is kind of neat, but long term and the financial poo poo it puts you through in the end and the exhaustion of it all is horrid.
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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:There's plenty more where that come from. I just thought that was the most succinct example of them. I like how she(?)'s specifically Amy Rose from Sonic Riders. "I'm not that bitch Sonic Heroes Amy Rose! "
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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:Seriously, I can't what hard enough at green. Who thinks like this? I like how "oh yeah" isn't interrogative, it's exclamatory.  Ohhhh yeah!!
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vaguely posted:Oh man you guys get all the cool Actually, that was the best one, it was just wasted on a dumb kid who didn't see its potential. He could have been an even more powerful version of Charles Xavier, with telepathy and mind control that worked on any species as well as functioning legs.
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Teatime Prize posted:
Just look at all of the benefits of depression: Just look at 'em!
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Ularg posted:Just look at all of the benefits of depression: Ohhhhh yeah!! Where do I sign up for this goodnes?
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Just read your own jokes.
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Spelunking the depths of Facebook RP led me to finding this: Christ, I have never laughed so hard at this poo poo before.
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