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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

SynthOrange posted:


Doraemon goes down the scary Carrot Top route.

Of all the sexualized ponies, elongated marfan's fingers, and inflated gender-swapped videogame characters, THIS is the picture that disturbs me.

Doraemon is a magical blue robot cat/wizard from the future. He is not to be hosed with!

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Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

I deeply regret reading that whole Smurf story, seriously it is far more disturbing than anything else in this thread.

and only like 1 guy on those forums seems to actually understand what it actually is, baby smurf torture porn.
That is a sentence i had hoped to never type.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
I think most of us were trying to pretend it didn't exist.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Raserys posted:

I think most of us were trying to pretend it didn't exist.

This is it. I didn't click the link to the writing segment because, to be honest, I take a gamble on a lot of the links that get posted on these here forums. I push my luck a lot. Sometimes I count my blessings, thinking eventually I'm going to turn over one rock I'd rather have left unturned, and I decide to leave some links alone, at least just for today. These links are Russian Roulette, and sometimes, I just know well enough not to pull the trigger.


vxskud posted:

That is a sentence i had hoped to never type.

It's amazing, the new worlds that open for you in the wild west that is the Something Awful post-Mock-Thread mock-type threads.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


This is incredible.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
:stonkhat:












atomicthumbs has a new favorite as of 11:16 on Jul 8, 2013

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

BrigadierSensible posted:

Doraemon is a magical blue robot cat/wizard from the future. He is not to be hosed with!

He is also French.

(consider this a palate cleanser.)

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


atomicthumbs posted:

horrifying things

:stonklol: Holy poo poo is that a fetish?

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Scathach posted:

:stonklol: Holy poo poo is that a fetish?

Of course.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Scathach posted:

:stonklol: Holy poo poo is that a fetish?

Vore is a hell of a fetish.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


...okay that last one is pretty well-done.

:suicide:

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

atomicthumbs posted:

:stonkhat:
(Vore stuff)

Oh God, I remember this gallery. I really hate the ones with the ripped shirts, theirs just something really unsettling about that. Also, the jokes. Vore humor. :suicide:


Scathach posted:

:stonklol: Holy poo poo is that a fetish?

You have much to learn. So much to learn. :negative:

:nws::nms:
Graboid eating a pony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfN-5ODGDoM
and yes, there are more where these came from. :gonk:

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Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Scathach posted:

...okay that last one is pretty well-done.

:suicide:

Apart from having no idea where a ribcage goes.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



scarycave posted:

You have much to learn. So much to learn. :negative:

:nws::nms:
Graboid eating a pony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfN-5ODGDoM
and yes, there are more where these came from. :gonk:

:cry:

That whimpering. loving hell.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

SynthOrange posted:


Doraemon goes down the scary Carrot Top route.

It looks like a goomba from the Super Mario Brothers Movie.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Ariong posted:

It looks like a goomba from the Super Mario Brothers Movie.

This is what I originally thought, too. Like, a really buff Goomba who is going to hold Mario down and...you know...butt stuff.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts


Okay, that's actually pretty funny.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
It's funny until you see the anthro version committing vore on Ms. Frizzle.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Remember the episode where the class learned about the human body by going inside Ralphie?

Someone's jerking it to that.

Thwack!
Aug 14, 2010

Ability: Shadow Tag

Waffleman_ posted:

Remember the episode where the class learned about the human body by going inside Ralphie?

Someone's jerking it to that.

I do remember the episode where the class takes a trip to Arnold's digestive system. Including the stomach and large intestine. I bet that someone in this sad sad world has jerked off to that.

Also, you know what also gets me? Smash Bros. games with an extraneous cast of characters!



Source: http://browse.deviantart.com/art/FINALLY-Doing-My-Own-Fighting-Game-Meme-382465274

Thwack! has a new favorite as of 20:18 on Jul 8, 2013

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Thwack! posted:

I do remember the episode where the class takes a trip to Arnold's digestive system. Including the stomach and large intestine. I bet that someone in this sad sad world has jerked off to that.

If you can think of it, someone is jerking off to it.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

He is also French.

(consider this a palate cleanser.)

Holy poo poo, I just reverse searched this and those ads are amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OTORsI9DaM

Jean Reno as Doraemon. Oh Japan. :allears:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Slime posted:

If you can think of it, someone is jerking off to it.

A fistful of gravel.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Phy posted:

A fistful of gravel.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

Okay, that's actually pretty funny.

No, its garbage. You can't turn any animal into a bus and not make it the catbus.:mad: He didn't even try, its schoolbus yellow and has "school" written on it. I give it an F/10, see me after class.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Here be crossovers.






Let's end this on a high note.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Thwack! posted:

Also, you know what also gets me? Smash Bros. games with an extraneous cast of characters!

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
I'm sorry, I don't see MuscleBomber anywhere on that screen. :colbert:

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012

dijon du jour posted:

I'm convinced this is worse than we imagined and this is actually a torture house for Sonic and Co.
Well, it's certainly one for Cream :stonk:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


But who?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

He just wanted some pants. A decent pair of pants. Was that too much to ask?

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Waffleman_ posted:

He just wanted some pants. A decent pair of pants. Was that too much to ask?

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO!

Also, WTF is going on with Supes in that picture? He doesn't look muscled or toned - he looks straight-up emaciated. Is that Famine on Infinite Earths Superman?

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO!

Also, WTF is going on with Supes in that picture? He doesn't look muscled or toned - he looks straight-up emaciated. Is that Famine on Infinite Earths Superman?

He's been getting Crystal Therapy.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

What do you think the Fortress of Solitude is made of?

J. Alfred Prufrock
Sep 9, 2008
Maybe you knew that crystals 1986 loves long, bony fingers, but did you know that he also loves...birds?

"Hey guys, This is just an interesting new type of Pic that I wanted to draw. The plot is that I am in the hospital recieving Crystal treatment with Crystal IV in my hand and the Central line for my illness which is causing my fingers to grow and also there are moniters on my finger and chest to tell my heart beat and blood pressure and stuff. Roger is here by my bed in the Hospital and we are looking at Birds together, The birds we are looking at are 2 medium size Songbirds, I am looking at a Baltimore Oriole, and Roger is looking at a Rose-Breasted Grossbeak. Well I hope you enjoy this pic."



"Hey guys, This is just a nice picture I wanted to draw of me and my friend Roger looking at some Birds. We are wearing our Denim jeans and looking at Birds in nature, The birds we are looking at are a Blackburnian Warbler and a Yellow Warbler which are some pretty birds that I like. I hope you enjoy this picture."

Also Roger. And being shirtless with Roger.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Waffleman_ posted:

What do you think the Fortress of Solitude is made of?

Lois Lane's tears.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

J. Alfred Prufrock posted:

Maybe you knew that crystals 1986 loves long, bony fingers, but did you know that he also loves...birds?

"Hey guys, This is just an interesting new type of Pic that I wanted to draw. The plot is that I am in the hospital recieving Crystal treatment with Crystal IV in my hand and the Central line for my illness which is causing my fingers to grow and also there are moniters on my finger and chest to tell my heart beat and blood pressure and stuff. Roger is here by my bed in the Hospital and we are looking at Birds together, The birds we are looking at are 2 medium size Songbirds, I am looking at a Baltimore Oriole, and Roger is looking at a Rose-Breasted Grossbeak. Well I hope you enjoy this pic."



"Hey guys, This is just a nice picture I wanted to draw of me and my friend Roger looking at some Birds. We are wearing our Denim jeans and looking at Birds in nature, The birds we are looking at are a Blackburnian Warbler and a Yellow Warbler which are some pretty birds that I like. I hope you enjoy this picture."

Also Roger. And being shirtless with Roger.

well
At least he's not crying anymore? :shrug:

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dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
FYI, in case anyone didn't know, Roger is Crystal Hands Man's actual, real life friend who is actually suffering from Marfans.

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