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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I served with this guy and ever since he retired and moved to Saudi Arabia as a contractor he has fallen into the Infowars hole. Here's today's goody:




Greatest part...when the Navy told him he was on the list to go to Iraq, he put in his retirement papers so he wouldn't have to go. He also went to NJP as an E7 (some of you can understand this...those of you who don't just realize that it takes a special kind of guy. The kind of guy who 7 years prior to that married his division officer and yes they got caught.) What I'm trying to say is what a loving hypocrite.

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Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

A friend linked me to this image, so sorry for it looking like it fell off the jpeg tree and hit every compression artifact on the way down. It never fails to annoy me.



You need to ask this douchebag what his top five games are, than reply with "casual" gently caress that made me mad.

utada
Jun 6, 2006

I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan.

Flyinglemur posted:

I served with this guy and ever since he retired and moved to Saudi Arabia as a contractor he has fallen into the Infowars hole.

I found myself behind a truck today with an 'Infowars.com' bumper sticker on one side of the bumper and a 'Ron Paul Revolution' sticker on the other side. :sigh:

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

Then anonymizer did something weird and switched #1 with #8.


Whole posts that got cut off:

quote:

The clear text is the clear hatred the misogynistic gaming culture has for anything that it does not approve of adopting its aesthetic, out of envy of simple shallowness and a heartfelt need to feel oppressed to be validated as a clique. These are people who never leave high school, and create dogma from "revenge of the nerds."

quote:

rear end in a top hat is gender neutral.

Pig isn't setting a sexual double-standard. These terms in no way are similar to the connotation that the ad hominem of 'whore' brings, especially considering the FUS-standard that women are brought to *every loving day* on-line, ESPECIALLY in the gaming communities.

I mean, I could go on about the horrible MRA Redditors that this image no doubt derived, but I don't want to expose you to such things.

Vriess has a new favorite as of 04:29 on Jul 10, 2013

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Flaggy posted:

You need to ask this douchebag what his top five games are, than reply with "casual" gently caress that made me mad.

Aside from maybe Gears of War all of those are legitimately great games and I want to punch this guy in the face for suggesting otherwise.

And then probably a few more times for everything else that's wrong with him.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Video games can't be casual or hardcore. It's how you play them you misogynistic gently caress. (The facebook idiot, not you guys)

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

A friend linked me to this image, so sorry for it looking like it fell off the jpeg tree and hit every compression artifact on the way down. It never fails to annoy me.



Does he get paid to play? No? Then you are a casual gamer. Sorry, neckbeard. Good luck getting laid.

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

Here's something that popped up in my News Ticker over the last hour or so. I don't know Green or Blue, but Orange is one of the resident MRAs on my feed. In short, "feminist dogma" and :biotruths:.



In case anyone is curious as to the videos he posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I6aYl4XDpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5KSY0wbNGc


Also, I couldn't help but notice this pop up in my feed while the argument was going on:



No loving way. :allears:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
"The 'She was asking for it' argument is a strawman created by feminists"

You can basically look on /r/Mensrights for 5 minutes and find 50 or so unironic "She was asking for it" comments.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
Okay, well I guess maybe we need discipline, and...



...





Goddammit I loving hate you.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


canyoneer posted:

Are there book snobs the same way there are video game snobs who thumb their nose at people who don't complete 3 books a week?

There are certainly those who fetishise the medium. You can see if there are any your friends list by posting something like this:



A normal person will either be impressed or not care. A book fetishist will compare it to book-burning. If you know any of these people, if they come to your house, tear a page out of a book you own to write a note on. Even if it's a completely blank page, they'll still regard it as sacrilege.



Not calling women whores = paragon of virtue. I had no idea it was so easy. Apparently I've been one all along.


Also, I love what today's update to Social Fixer does to the anonymise function:



Great practical joke guys, that newsagent guy won't know what hit him! YouTube sensation, guaranteed!

Fascinator
Jan 2, 2011

The four stages of E/N posting.

canyoneer posted:


Are there book snobs the same way there are video game snobs who thumb their nose at people who don't complete 3 books a week?

Yep. They usually either read nothing but genre fiction, or nothing but classics from high-school reading lists.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Ularg posted:

"The 'She was asking for it' argument is a strawman created by feminists"

You can basically look on /r/Mensrights for 5 minutes and find 50 or so unironic "She was asking for it" comments.

You don't even have to go to reddit, you can go to one of if not the main MRA sites on the internet
http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/false-rape-culture/challenging-the-etiology-of-rape/

quote:

But are these women asking to get raped?

In the most severe and emphatic terms possible the answer is NO, THEY ARE NOT ASKING TO GET RAPED.

They are freaking begging for it.

drat near demanding it.

And all the outraged PC demands to get huffy and point out how nothing justifies or excuses rape won’t change the fact that there are a lot of women who get pummeled and pumped because they are stupid (and often arrogant) enough to walk though life with the equivalent of a I’M A STUPID, CONNIVING BITCH – PLEASE RAPE ME neon sign glowing above their empty little narcissistic heads.

In my opinion their “plight” from being raped should draw about as much sympathy as a man who loses a wallet full of cash after leaving it laying around a bus station unattended.

Perhaps if we start curbing out automatic outrage over what happens to women who are begging for and insisting on trouble, then maybe a few of them will be more prone to decisions that turn out a little better for them.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


avoiceformen.com posted:

In my opinion their “plight” from being raped should draw about as much sympathy as a man who loses a wallet full of cash after leaving it laying around a bus station unattended.

I love how they come at that from entirely the wrong direction. If you accidentally leave your wallet somewhere you would hope that it would be handed in to lost property or the police. Someone losing their wallet doesn't give you the right to take it. No one is asking to have their wallet stolen and if it is then the blame for the crime is entirely on the thief.

(And that's before you even get into things like equating rape with minor theft)

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I guarantee you that person hasn't even lost a wallet full of cash he left lying around either. It's so easy to blame the victim when you don't know what it's like to be one.

It's pretty much textbook narcissism.

Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Jul 10, 2013

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

GreenMetalSun posted:

Okay, well I guess maybe we need discipline, and...



I know I'm putting way more thought into this than either the person who created or posted this macro but doesn't this imply that people who grew up being spanked are now raising undisciplined children? Meaning that if you spank your child they will become an adult who is incapable of disciplining their children properly or otherwise socialising them in an appropriate fashion?

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
I saved this as a png because I'm pretty sure that another round of jpeg compression, no matter how delicately applied, would make it completely unreadable:

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp
With so much misogyny and child abuse, I think this thread could use a little culture.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Fascinator posted:

Yep. They usually either read nothing but genre fiction, or nothing but classics from high-school reading lists.

They also go for the Literary Fiction books. Ideally they read the ones by classmates from Smith, The New School or Iowa. They're the books that get published by a Serious Publisher, where your agent and editor were all classmates of your writing instructor. Lit Fic is one of the most incestuous genres.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

cyberia posted:

I know I'm putting way more thought into this than either the person who created or posted this macro but doesn't this imply that people who grew up being spanked are now raising undisciplined children? Meaning that if you spank your child they will become an adult who is incapable of disciplining their children properly or otherwise socialising them in an appropriate fashion?

This is exactly what I gathered from this macro. It makes zero sense.

I'm a 36 yr. old father of a 12 yr. old. I got the belt as a kid (hell, one time I even got the tennis racket :saddowns:). My son doesn't receive that same treatment, yet is somehow not a hoodlum. I think macros like this are this generation's version of "when I was a kid, things were so much better/more difficult".

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Khazar-khum posted:

They also go for the Literary Fiction books. Ideally they read the ones by classmates from Smith, The New School or Iowa. They're the books that get published by a Serious Publisher, where your agent and editor were all classmates of your writing instructor. Lit Fic is one of the most incestuous genres.

Does Literary Fiction mean something different from "literature"? I mean, I hang out with English grad students sometimes and they're often reading John Banville or Nabokov or something like that; is that what you mean?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


crowfeathers posted:

Does Literary Fiction mean something different from "literature"? I mean, I hang out with English grad students sometimes and they're often reading John Banville or Nabokov or something like that; is that what you mean?

I asked at a book shop a while ago how they decide which books to put in the literary fiction section and which to put in adult fiction. No one there knew. I even saw some books with copies in both.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

crowfeathers posted:

Does Literary Fiction mean something different from "literature"? I mean, I hang out with English grad students sometimes and they're often reading John Banville or Nabokov or something like that; is that what you mean?

It's modern fiction that ends up in the "literature" section of Barnes and Nobles. I think that's pretty much it. The actual content could well be full on science fiction, romance, drama, crime, whatever, but the publishers and author have sat down and decided it should be marketed as Literature rather than in any particular genre, so it is.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Kalos posted:

With so much misogyny and child abuse, I think this thread could use a little culture.



Ok I have no idea what the MLP cartoon is like, is it like Adventure Time using jokes that both parents and kids get? Why would he compare a kids cartoon to classical works of art? Or is he saying that MLP will one day be viewed as classical? I hate MLP just from seeing it around the forums, and the apparent horrible people it attracts.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Flaggy posted:

Ok I have no idea what the MLP cartoon is like, is it like Adventure Time using jokes that both parents and kids get? Why would he compare a kids cartoon to classical works of art? Or is he saying that MLP will one day be viewed as classical? I hate MLP just from seeing it around the forums, and the apparent horrible people it attracts.

It is a fun cartoon marketed towards and made for little girls, not at all like Adventure Time. I recommend watching one episode just so you can really appreciate how messed up it is that grown men act like it's totally made for them and not children.

(I say this as a grown rear end woman who watches MLP unironically when hungover or sick.)

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Shannonmcn posted:


(I say this as a grown rear end woman who watches MLP unironically when hungover or sick.)

I watch Adventure Time when I'm having a lovely day as a grown rear end man.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Ularg posted:

I watch Adventure Time when I'm having a lovely day as a grown rear end man.

My son and I watch Adventure time on lovely and non-lovely days. That show owns. I watched a clip no youtube of MLP, I have no idea how it has such a fanatical fanbase.

Lap-Lem
Oct 21, 2005
Lap-Lem the Village Tard

Flaggy posted:

Ok I have no idea what the MLP cartoon is like, is it like Adventure Time using jokes that both parents and kids get? Why would he compare a kids cartoon to classical works of art? Or is he saying that MLP will one day be viewed as classical? I hate MLP just from seeing it around the forums, and the apparent horrible people it attracts.

As a father of small girls, it's a copy paste of "Strawberry Shortcake" the plots and characters are identical. The entire thing is made for very small girls toddler to tween, there are maybe at most 1 to 2 references or jokes per episode that would go over the heads of the intended audience and be considered "for adults". This isn't new it's a formula every single generic cartoon uses as a wink and nod to parents supervising their child while watching their show. Every episode I watched fit the theme of "don't be a selfish jerk" which is a lesson that is important for the under 10 age group.

Thankfully, my daughters would rather watch the Scooby Doo reboot, which is full of references to the old cartoon that I enjoy. I think I'll start a Scooby Doo fan group where we fantasize about having sex with a talking gluttonous dog. We'll call ourselves Doobies. We'll walk around wearing ascots, it'll be like a fedora only double classier. Boys have swag, Bronies have class, Doobies have double secret class!

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

Lap-Lem posted:

Thankfully, my daughters would rather watch the Scooby Doo reboot, which is full of references to the old cartoon that I enjoy. I think I'll start a Scooby Doo fan group where we fantasize about having sex with a talking gluttonous dog. We'll call ourselves Doobies. We'll walk around wearing ascots, it'll be like a fedora only double classier. Boys have swag, Bronies have class, Doobies have double secret class!

I'll be a Doobie Brother.
:dukedog:

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Lap-Lem posted:

As a father of small girls, it's a copy paste of "Strawberry Shortcake" the plots and characters are identical. The entire thing is made for very small girls toddler to tween, there are maybe at most 1 to 2 references or jokes per episode that would go over the heads of the intended audience and be considered "for adults". This isn't new it's a formula every single generic cartoon uses as a wink and nod to parents supervising their child while watching their show. Every episode I watched fit the theme of "don't be a selfish jerk" which is a lesson that is important for the under 10 age group.

Thankfully, my daughters would rather watch the Scooby Doo reboot, which is full of references to the old cartoon that I enjoy. I think I'll start a Scooby Doo fan group where we fantasize about having sex with a talking gluttonous dog. We'll call ourselves Doobies. We'll walk around wearing ascots, it'll be like a fedora only double classier. Boys have swag, Bronies have class, Doobies have double secret class!

Not Scooby Dudes?

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Flaggy posted:

My son and I watch Adventure time on lovely and non-lovely days. That show owns. I watched a clip no youtube of MLP, I have no idea how it has such a fanatical fanbase.

Someone on 4chan noted that the 'new' MLP had unusually good writing and animation (when the first couple of episodes came out and nobody gave a crap about it yet except hardcore animation fans and 5-year-olds). Those people started posting about it, then some maladjusted manchildren came along and decided it was for them and the whole thing snowballed.

It's pretty much like how furry fandom went from some people who like The Secret of NIMH and Disney's Robin Hood to, well, furry fandom.

And honestly, even though it was 100% made to sell toys to kids, it is actually a decent cartoon for little girls (and slightly larger little girls :3:) to watch. If you're the kind of person who keeps multiple cute animal blogs in their bookmarks (and I do!) it's the ultimate comfort food show. But it's not this epically astounding piece of high art, it's not 'manly' in any way, and no goddammit it wouldn't be improved by gore, angst or male-gazey pony lesbianism. Just leave the cute candy ponies alone, guys. Just leave them alone. :(

Hughlander
May 11, 2005

cyberia posted:

I know I'm putting way more thought into this than either the person who created or posted this macro but doesn't this imply that people who grew up being spanked are now raising undisciplined children? Meaning that if you spank your child they will become an adult who is incapable of disciplining their children properly or otherwise socialising them in an appropriate fashion?

I want to make something like the third picture but instead end it with a picture of al capone. Spanking your kids lead to them being Fedora wearing gangsters.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Lap-Lem posted:

Thankfully, my daughters would rather watch the Scooby Doo reboot, which is full of references to the old cartoon that I enjoy. I think I'll start a Scooby Doo fan group where we fantasize about having sex with a talking gluttonous dog. We'll call ourselves Doobies. We'll walk around wearing ascots, it'll be like a fedora only double classier. Boys have swag, Bronies have class, Doobies have double secret class!

I have the same appreciation for the old Scooby Doo cartoons as I do the old Rugrats stuff. Mainly all of the 90s cartoons. I would still feel weird rewatching them more than once an episode a year to see how it is holding up.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer


Welp, their back. Look forward to even more hatred since they now, "beat the libtards at Facebook"

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Flaggy posted:



Welp, their back. Look forward to even more hatred since they now, "beat the libtards at Facebook"

The most heart-warming racist Facebook group, ever!

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Flaggy posted:



Welp, their back. Look forward to even more hatred since they now, "beat the libtards at Facebook"

"blessed" is religion a prerequisite for "patriotism"? I never got why they always go hand in hand.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Flaggy posted:

Ok I have no idea what the MLP cartoon is like, is it like Adventure Time using jokes that both parents and kids get? Why would he compare a kids cartoon to classical works of art? Or is he saying that MLP will one day be viewed as classical? I hate MLP just from seeing it around the forums, and the apparent horrible people it attracts.

Everyone else seems to have you covered on getting an encyclopedic knowledge of horse cartoons, but his post was actually promoting the incredibly high-brow pastime of listening to classical music while reading fanfiction.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Kalos posted:

Everyone else seems to have you covered on getting an encyclopedic knowledge of horse cartoons, but his post was actually promoting the incredibly high-brow pastime of listening to classical music while reading fanfiction.

No doubt holding a chalice of fine Boones farm.

utada
Jun 6, 2006

I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan.

Flaggy posted:



Welp, their back. Look forward to even more hatred since they now, "beat the libtards at Facebook"

It's times like this that I wish Mitt Romney would have won, if only so we didn't have to put up with this stupid crap.

Also, I would be able to call a president "Mittens". :3:

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Perpetual Hiatus
Oct 29, 2011

Be careful everyone.

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