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Fabulist posted:Girl I know on FB just bought these, with prescription lenses, and legitimately loves them. She's going to get a pink pair and a green pair. I think they're awful, but I'm getting old. I'll bet that she describes herself as 'bubbly' on her online dating profile.
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Edit: Never mind. I just found out what "flipping her bean" meant. Ew.
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thedouche posted:The guy probably attempted to play clitoral tabletop football. It's pretty hard to miss the goalposts
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I will neg my wife and report back. Edit: "Chapter One: First, Buy A Black Fedora" Germstore has a new favorite as of 16:07 on Jul 18, 2013 |
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Jul 18, 2013 16:04
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MinistryofLard posted:Just to prove that women can be creepy just as well as men can. At first I was going to make a Navi-related crack, but then I saw she's in Minneapolis. I fly through Minneapolis to see my girlfriend (My girlfriend is not Adriana). I'm a little scared now.  Will I be safe?
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ookiimarukochan posted:All she needs to do is dye her hair blonde and she'll have the Sue Pollard look down pat. hah,I thought that too! For those not in the know/from the UK/in the Eighties, this is Sue Pollard.  I've now joined the ageing ranks of people who wore fashion the first time round and can't believe I'm seeing young uns wearing stuff I consider really naff, like shell suits and mom-pants. What goes around comes around I suppose.
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Fabulist posted:Girl I know on FB just bought these, with prescription lenses, and legitimately loves them. She's going to get a pink pair and a green pair. I think they're awful, but I'm getting old. There is a girl that works at the local lowes with similar gigantic black-frame glasses. As much I don't care for the typical hipster-peacocking (I'm sure there is a fun term for this that I'm not aware of), she's actually very cute. This cool story brought to you by dreesemonkey.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:It's a Matrix reference that was co-opted by MRAs to represent their seething fury that they were the only ones who could see the gynofascists for what they really are, or something like that. It was co-opted by white supremacists first and then co-opted from them by MRA's. I'm going to assume there's some significant overlap in those two groups.
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Tons of overlap. It goes something like "you see , the reason youre such a BETA MALE is cause the Jewish-controlled media promotes feminism to depopulate the white race and argle bargle faarrrrrttt"
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NESguerilla posted:
The one on the left is 'Mystery', and the one on the right is Neil Strauss, who literally wrote the book on pickup artistry. They are PUA Grand Masters.
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rodbeard posted:It was co-opted by white supremacists first and then co-opted from them by MRA's. I'm going to assume there's some significant overlap in those two groups. It's a weird overlap. I remember their plan to breed white women out of existence a while back because they were too uppity. They were going to make a universal pact to deny white women their quality sperm, thus making them extinct. But they hate men of color. So, they like women of color from other countries (especially those in Asia and Latin or South America) because they are supposed to be submissive, feminine, and traditional. But they hate the men. They're just really weird people EXTREME INSERTION has a new favorite as of 17:57 on Jul 18, 2013 |
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Jul 18, 2013 17:55
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skander posted:The one on the left is 'Mystery', and the one on the right is Neil Strauss, who literally wrote the book on pickup artistry. They are PUA Grand
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Jul 18, 2013 17:57
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My PUA guide encourages the reader to "open sets" by pulling a woman's hair and running away.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:I genuinely can't imagine the sort of mental gymnastics one would have to subject oneself to in order to reach a viewpoint like that. Get this, when people pointed out that this would also make white guys extinct, they argued that the man passes his DNA to his son, and the women only to daughters EDIT this doesn't really effect me at all because I plan to reproduce by parthaneogensis EXTREME INSERTION has a new favorite as of 18:00 on Jul 18, 2013 |
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Effingham posted:Edit: Never mind. I just found out what "flipping her bean" meant. It's flicking her bean. Flicking. "Flipping" her bean requires a lot of upper body strength and I sincerely doubt that's what you're talking about.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:It's flicking her bean. Flicking. "Flipping" her bean requires a lot of upper body strength and I sincerely doubt that's what you're talking about. Lift with your legs dudes!
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Jul 18, 2013 18:11
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The Fabulous and the Glam.Scathach posted:
 "Brian Eno Peacocking" (Bryan Ferry doesn't need any lame PUA bullshit to be attractive to women. He's the anti-'Mystery'.)
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Frankston posted:They're way too big. A smaller pair wouldn't look that bad to be honest. Yeah, I've got a pair which are similar (sorta Jarvis Cocker-esque) but those are huuggeeeee Was thinking to myself "hey I don't know anyone IRL that wears a fedora" then this came on my news feed. 
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Jul 18, 2013 18:29
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NwahNerevar posted:Yeah, I've got a pair which are similar (sorta Jarvis Cocker-esque) but those are huuggeeeee I'm not certain thats a fedora. The rim looks huge on that thing but I'm absolutely not a hat expert. Looks terrible though. The guy next to him is wearing possibly the worst faux(?) leather black jacket on earth and it took me a second to even realize there was a hat in the photo.
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Jul 18, 2013 18:35
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Barudak posted:I'm not certain thats a fedora. The rim looks huge on that thing but I'm absolutely not a hat expert. Looks terrible though. It looks like a fedora to me, in the style that Indiana Jones wore. Fedoras can have wide brims. 
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Here's another one, because taking the piss out of this guy for being a fan of experimental jazz in High School wasn't enough.
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Guy in the back is thinking "Why is this idiot wearing a hat inside."
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I have to know what's in this. "Neg your wife by telling her that she's gotten fat over the years." "Talk constantly about the HB10 you work with and/or your favorite porn star, and how your wife doesn't even come close to comparing to them." "Control her money by telling her in a baby voice '[name] doesn't get any money-woney until she sexes me up."  Advanced Lessons: "The Prince of Persuasia posted:1. dress like her dad
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euphronius posted:Guy in the back is thinking "Why is this idiot wearing a hat inside." That guy's probably Glaswegian, so how they left there without being battered is beyond me. quote:The girl and the bearded dude have been kidnapped by toothless Joe and his satanic santa doll. Anyone else wanna make a horror film about this, or is it just me?
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Get this, when people pointed out that this would also make white guys extinct, they argued that the man passes his DNA to his son, and the women only to daughters Wow, that's seriously medieval levels of understanding about genetics (as in women don't contribute anything to their children genetically, they simply act as a "vessel" for a man's genes to gestate). I bet something like mitochondrial DNA, which both men and women only inherit from their mothers, would just blow their minds. Or maybe get written off as a scientific hoax.
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Kimmalah posted:Wow, that's seriously medieval levels of understanding about genetics (as in women don't contribute anything to their children genetically, they simply act as a "vessel" for a man's genes to gestate). Pretty certain that just goes into a big pile of self-pitying  about misandry and how men are going extinct and women want to kill them all off.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Get this, when people pointed out that this would also make white guys extinct, they argued that the man passes his DNA to his son, and the women only to daughters Ah, the Lady and the Tramp theory of genetics.
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Kimmalah posted:Wow, that's seriously medieval levels of understanding about genetics (as in women don't contribute anything to their children genetically, they simply act as a "vessel" for a man's genes to gestate). A male is conceived when the sperm cells defeat the egg, and following a mighty battle over the rights to the kill, consume it. This is why males are both so great at planning and leadership, having to come together to defeat such a giant foe, but also why they're naturally more aggressive, having to fight for the kill afterward. A female is of course conceived when the sperm fail to defeat the egg, and the nourishment from the defeated sperm cells causes the egg to grow into a female. This explains why females are predisposed to stomp on males, since the eggs that manage to survive are the ones that do that naturally. This is a little thing we call evolution, which you might not have heard about. So there, that's how conception works. You would expect the smart people of SA would know this stuff, but I guess not...
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I think you'll find that all women are equipped with a Female Void which is only there for the purpose of consuming Male Light. Anyone who denies this is part of the feminist-homosexualist agenda
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Lazlo Nibble posted:For anyone else, that's peacocking. For Elton that's throwing something on real quick to run outside and grab the newspaper. Elton John is awesome and that other dude is not. I won't hear another word about it. People like Elton John and Prince get to wear whatever the gently caress they want, whenever and wherever they want. Content: 
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Is...is that Quentin Tarantino in the green hat? Nope, those 3 are the people in Shannon and the Clams.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Isn't it a bit ironic that Prince makes a big show of not adhering to traditional gender norms when he's an active, proselytizing Jehovah's Witness? The kind who actually goes out and knocks on people's doors?
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Blendy posted:Nope, those 3 are the people in Shannon and the Clams. A good band for dirty beachy music.
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Did anyone see the old Criminal Minds about pick up artists? It was on the other day and I thought of this thread. Basically the unsub is a guy who is threatened by women. He learned PUA poo poo to get over it, and now uses it to lure women to their deaths.  He likes to disembowel them and make them clean up the mess cause he just hates women like that. The investigative team goes to a guy who seems to be based off Neil Strauss to get a look into the mind of a pickup artist, and Prentiss just ends up manipulating the douchebag into giving her information. In the end it turns out that the serial killer just really loving hates women because he got caught "playing doctor" as a kid and got punished for it rather than the girl, and also because he has to take care of his dying mother and hates her. So there you got the sexual issues the worst of the dumbshit PUAs have. In all it was just a great send-up of the entire bullshit PUA culture, making fun of peacocking and calling out its barely contained misogyny. also content 
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Oh my God, he is making a Dreamworks smug face!! 
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I have another story for you all about a misogynist, jail-bait chasing, racist, Holocaust-denier... Two nights ago my boyfriend and I met up with a friend of ours, B, to shoot the poo poo in the wee hours of the morning after his work shift ended. Usually in this group are add-ons, friends of B's that my boyfriend and I wouldn't hang out with outside the company of B, but we all get along pretty well. Recently we were introduced to a newcomer, L, a guy B met at the local Planet Fitness, who at first came off as a laid-back southern gentleman. The times I have been in his company has been less than I can count on one hand, and up until two nights ago nothing seemed too amiss about him other than his drawl and stereotypical Texan right-wing attitude. Up until then conversation has always been random at best. Now, two nights ago we arrived to see B had not gotten there yet, but L's gigantic SUV with handicap tag on the rearview was there, L leaning on the hood eating his usual post-workout snack of an entire container of Hillshire Farm cold cuts, a bag of almonds, an apple, and a quart of milk. Because we hang out at a local 24/7 mart, L's patronage continues on through the night as he buys multiple cans of Monster until we all decide to call it. As my boyfriend and I get out of the car he greets us with a healthy "howdy howdy" in his thick drawl, and continues to shove cold cuts into his mouth one slice at a time. Now, don't get me wrong, he is a good looking guy: tall, well defined muscles while not being roided out, blonde hair and blue eyes. Before I could even light up a cigarette he points at me with his plastic fork and asks, "Hey, you working on [street] in [nearby low-income city], why is it that them black folk smoke marijuana blunts? What ever happened to bowls and joints? Wouldn't that be more cost efficient?" Giving a generic answer I said, "Well, no one wants to be caught with a bowl or rolling papers on them..." Satisfied he nods, finishing off his cold cuts. B rolls into the parking lot and parks in between mine and L's cars, apologizing that he was late due to road construction. We then go about for an hour or so talking about random subjects as we usually do. At some point I ask L "if you don't mind my asking, what's the handicapped tag for?" He said he bought it off a homeless man for $5. I couldn't help but just nod, but having numerous friends, one of which is a paraplegic, knowing how much it sucks when people have fake tags on their cars miffed me a bit. Yet, I dismissed it... Our other friend S shows up, much to the excitement of L who hones in on him, bugging him about something related to twitter and 'did you find her?' Turns out L had met, no, saw a girl in passing one time here at the mart some days before and apparently S new her, at least her name. "C'mon partner, I need to find this girl, I need to read her twitter or somethin', girls are so dumb they don't private those things." I'm not quite sure why but my boyfriend immediately on his phone found her facebook and twitter accounts, both of which weren't locked. L scrambles for his phone saying, "Partner, you don't know whatch'yer lookin' for, give it here. I gotta find out if she's got daddy issues." I thought he'd be screening her to make sure that she was stable and on good standing with her family, drama-free, but that gave him way too much credit. "Woo boy! There you have it fellas!" L reads off some tweets regarding how she feels alone, that she wants someone to share her life with, but L's cherry on top was a particular tweet regarding how her dad is such an rear end in a top hat and how she never wants to see him again. L looked extremely satisfied. "You see, girls are so dumb. All they want is a white knight to come and take care of them. And if they ain't got a daddy in the picture that makes my job a whole lot easier my friends." He might as well have had a toothpick between his teeth he looked so smug. And Texan. Smugly Texan. This sparked a very long discussion about relationships. Long story short, at 31 years of age, he's never had a relationship for more than 2 months, most of his averaging not even 2 weeks. Sarcastically I comment on how his methodology must working out so well for his love life. Suffice to say I don't see eye-to-eye with this man. He admits that he's not looking for a relationship, just young naive women he could temporarily sweep off their feet, then sever. "But I always make sure to leave them on good terms," he said. However possible that is... L went on and on about how girls are so dumb, but when met with my incredulity he stated, "oh not you, you're a woman," as if it were to mend the fence. He considers a girl to be perfect between the ages of 16 and 19, but depending on her looks she can still be considered up until the age of 23, because after that "they begin to think for themselves and begin to have their own ideas, and I just can't have that." I was silently fuming, being the only woman there, but thankfully for me I was met by sympathetic looks by both my boyfriend and B. "I also like them like I like my milk, white, just like the Führer ordered." From that point on he spoke of the Führer in context, as if he were still alive, his word gospel. L stated it with such pride, a slight upward tilt to the head, a bounce at his heels. This is where his heritage comes into play. He's a proud 100% Aryan lineage product. Specifically he spoke highly of his great uncle who 'led the people to the oven.' I wish I remembered the guy's name, but he worked in a camp, was one of the Nazis who was never tried in Nuremberg because he was captured by the Russians, but was let go and told if he were to ever leave Berlin he was guaranteed to be killed. I wish I knew more about WWII. "He was never tried because what's there to charge him with? The Holocaust never happened," L said with a grin. It must have been hilarious to see three people simultaneously raise their eyebrows and twist their mouths so hard. It was about this point, a ripe 4am, that I said we should get going. L bid us goodnight and went across the parking lot to further accost S about the 18-year-old girl he wants to pursue. B gives a large sigh and turns to my boyfriend and I, gives us each a hug, and we tell each other goodnight with wide eyes.
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