Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Back in my day, a "selfie" was jerking off in the bathroom at school.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

step aside
Sep 21, 2011

Bean posted:

You ever notice that hot people never take selfies? Or if they do, it's with considerably less frequency and considerably more clothing?

Hahaha what.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The boy 2nd from the right wearing the dark shirt has a disappearing shoulder. It reminds me of this scene from Jurassic Park

Hold on to your butts.

Is that crotch dampness? :gonk:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

canyoneer posted:

Is that crotch dampness? :gonk:

Nobody would have looked if you hadn't mentioned it! :argh:

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

canyoneer posted:

Is that crotch dampness? :gonk:

Look at that Wolverine. Like you wouldn't get it?

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

I'm so happy my monitor at work has a privacy screen and is too dark to see what people are talking about.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

SheepNameKiller posted:

I'm so happy my monitor at work has a privacy screen and is too dark to see what people are talking about.

It might be worse in your imagination though.

30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.
Fun Shoe

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

canyoneer posted:

Hold on to your butts.
:gonk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBxxwZy9J4

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




zoux posted:

Hot people take tons of selfies, or at least I do.

...

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.

I'm so sorry.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Christopher Robin posted:

Well, other than really poor choice of clothing and the dyeing of the eyebrows, I'm not sure what makes her crazy really. Is she gorgeous? No. But she's also transitioning, it looks like, which isn't very glamorous.

Read her self-description. It takes a certain type of person to specify that they are submissive and have an oral fixation in their introductory blurb, and that sort of someone is a person who is desperately hoping people will pay attention to her.

Honestly, the need people feel to apply a laundry list of labels to themselves right of the bat is sort of disconcerting to me. How can people be so confident just vomiting out all these intimate details about themselves? Don't they ever worry it could come back to bite them in the rear end?

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Cordyceps Headache posted:

Read her self-description. It takes a certain type of person to specify that they are submissive and have an oral fixation in their introductory blurb, and that sort of someone is a person who is desperately hoping people will pay attention to her.

Honestly, the need people feel to apply a laundry list of labels to themselves right of the bat is sort of disconcerting to me. How can people be so confident just vomiting out all these intimate details about themselves? Don't they ever worry it could come back to bite them in the rear end?

What if they're into rear end-biting, wise guy?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Cordyceps Headache posted:

Honestly, the need people feel to apply a laundry list of labels to themselves right of the bat is sort of disconcerting to me. How can people be so confident just vomiting out all these intimate details about themselves? Don't they ever worry it could come back to bite them in the rear end?
They see it as a substitute for being interesting.

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

She might turn out to be well adjusted once she grows up and out of the horrific phase she's in, but for the moment she truly belongs in this thread.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

SheepNameKiller posted:

She might turn out to be well adjusted once she grows up and out of the horrific phase she's in, but for the moment she truly belongs in this thread.

This is why all adults on the internet of a certain age is glad that their livejournal and myspace is gone forever.


My powerglove is so bad.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


SheepNameKiller posted:

She might turn out to be well adjusted once she grows up and out of the horrific phase she's in, but for the moment she truly belongs in this thread.

Mid 30s is about as grown up as it gets. From there you just grow old, not up.

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

ReidRansom posted:

Mid 30s is about as grown up as it gets. From there you just grow old, not up.

Oh god I missed that, hahahaha. So much for the transitory stage theory.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

How about an Alice in Wonderland themed art shoot?

ConcreteDachshund
Dec 29, 2006


The socks really bring it all together.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

canyoneer posted:


How about an Alice in Wonderland themed art shoot?

Which one's the Walrus?

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

canyoneer posted:

The boy 2nd from the right wearing the dark shirt has a disappearing shoulder. It reminds me of this scene from Jurassic Park

Hold on to your butts.

Is that crotch dampness? :gonk:

Ah, Wolverine and The Blob. Excellent X-Men cosplays!

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

zoux posted:

Which one's the Walrus?

All of them.



veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


canyoneer posted:

This is why all adults on the internet of a certain age is glad that their livejournal and myspace is gone forever.

I am so happy I grew up in a time where I couldn't post all of the stupid and embarrassing poo poo I did as a kid on the internet. Not saying that I didn't have a myspace or anything but I'm just glad all of that poo poo came around when I was like 20 as opposed to 13.

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

H.P. Lovecraft: The Early Years

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Bean posted:

You ever notice that hot people never take selfies? Or if they do, it's with considerably less frequency and considerably more clothing?

I see a lot of hot people take selcas (what the gently caress kinda term is "selfies?") in very little clothing on the internet. It's called porn.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
The title says all.
It might be more awful than awkward, ugly or gross, but with all those redditors I couldn't not post this.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

horriblePencilist posted:

The title says all.
It might be more awful than awkward, ugly or gross, but with all those redditors I couldn't not post this.

I saw his picture. He has glasses and is ugly. Also he is an old man

Marley Wants More
Oct 22, 2005

woof

horriblePencilist posted:

The title says all.
It might be more awful than awkward, ugly or gross, but with all those redditors I couldn't not post this.

Why is that article accompanied by a picture of bananas?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Marley Wants More posted:

Why is that article accompanied by a picture of bananas?
That community contains a group whose logo is this:

Why do you think.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

horriblePencilist posted:

The title says all.
It might be more awful than awkward, ugly or gross, but with all those redditors I couldn't not post this.

I like that even if you take all of his stuff about rape statistics at face value and believe that everything he thinks isn't rape isn't 1 in 16 women still have been raped. Actually I don't really like that. It's still absolutely horrifying.

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Some Reddit Motherfucker posted:

Look, ladies, I get it. I really do. You think you were raped. At least that is your claim. And even if we take for granted that you are telling the truth about some rear end in a top hat that ignored your insistence that you did not want to have sex; who even ignored your repeated, tearful pleas to be left alone, and instead forced himself on you sexually, violating your personal boundaries and bodily integrity in order to penetrate you in one orifice or another, that is still a far cry from justifying the use of a word as strong as rape.

:catstare:

That is the loving literal definition of rape.

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
^E: As he later explains, no one believes statements like that. But FEMINISTS believe it when it happens to MEN


Lightanchor has a new favorite as of 02:48 on Jul 27, 2013

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Bean posted:

You ever notice that hot people never take selfies? Or if they do, it's with considerably less frequency and considerably more clothing?

Are you loving kidding? Everyone does this now, irregardless of their looks.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


...this is a burlesque troupe, isn't it. I just have an awful feeling that that is the case.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQrbZzRbD8k

This kid will NEVER be normal.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Lightanchor posted:

^E: As he later explains, no one believes statements like that. But FEMINISTS believe it when it happens to MEN




I hate that man so much.




Oh man he's got a thrift shop cover!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI34Ll0kN8M

The ideology eater has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Jul 27, 2013

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Lightanchor posted:

^E: As he later explains, no one believes statements like that. But FEMINISTS believe it when it happens to MEN




I'll admit that I used to actually enjoy his content a few years ago when he actually put forth effort into making some comedic rant videos about topics not on religion or politics. Now I don't even bother to watch half of them since they're pretty much all prefaced with some ad for poo poo no one cares about. Maybe this picture is a case of quote mining?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

LethalGeek posted:

irregardless

rrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh

("irrespective" and "regardless" are rough synonyms that both mean what you're trying to say)

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Kheldragar posted:

Maybe this picture is a case of quote mining?

It really isn't. He's exactly as terrible as someone calling themselves the Amazing Athiest should be.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

LorrdErnie posted:

I hate that man so much.




Oh man he's got a thrift shop cover!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI34Ll0kN8M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-Qv78s-Z0
OH MY GOD HE IS SO RELEVANT HE HAS A HARLEM SHAKE VID


oh and look Gangnam style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK6BCPoR40A

EDIT: I only watched about 20 seconds of the Gangnam style video before posting. Well after opening another beer, tried to finish it. SLIGHTLY different sounding but similarly recognizable beat, makes his own lyrics, why the gently caress do I hate this kid so much ?!


I seriously see some fat stage mom pushing the poo poo out of him and copying every new viral video/pop culture/top 40 song until something sticks. "MOMMY PAID FOR THOSE loving URBAN HIP HOP DANCE CLASSES SO YOU WILL DANCE"

Bro Nerd Alpha has a new favorite as of 04:42 on Jul 27, 2013

  • Locked thread