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Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Non Serviam posted:

My girlfriend and I recently got into painting miniatures, because it seemed a fun thing to try. We didn't really feel any interest in the games themselves, since it seemed time consuming and filled with people who seemed weirder and creepier than us.
I've used youtube to find some tutorials on painting and whatnot, and I've realized that people take this poo poo way too seriously

Enjoy the crafts part of the hobby, but stay clear from the gaming side of the community. It's a hotbed for obsessive, entitled, severely autistic man-children. When you find yourself opposite a real competitive player you're gonna have a bad time.

Non Serviam posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMucsrsg2L0 (I wish he would tell me stories of the wild west )

0:28 of this video is gold. He holds up his cup of McDonald's cola, then mentions how in New York you can't have these anymore because "you're too fat". Immediately after, he looks down in shame for a split second before the camera cuts.

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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

If I looked really, really androgynous, I would also do this, just to mess with people

If I put my mohawk up and wear a baggy shirt a lot of people mistake me for a guy. Works out well for my job though, so no problem anyway I guess. I did once have a person drive by and yell "FAGS!" at me and an old boyfriend, it was pretty funny to us.

dads_work_files posted:

If there's an earthquake his coffee cups are hosed :ohdear:

Duckface is always awful and ugly. No one will want to gently caress you if you make duckface, except maybe other ugly people.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Jul 30, 2013

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chickie nugs for brekkie: May 17, 2010

Crow Jane posted:

I refuse to accept that this isn't a bunch of hipsters with a lovely instagram filter over the top.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 11:56

Terminal Entropy: Dec 26, 2012

C.P.A.N. posted:

I refuse to accept that this isn't a bunch of hipsters with a lovely instagram filter over the top.

Not enough terrible beards or terrible mustaches to be close to that.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 11:59

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Kheldragar posted:

This is the avatar that Citizen Rat had for but a few minutes in the Eve thread. Why do these things exist?

And I quote:

I feel really ashamed for knowing this, but this isn't even the half of it.
The Lyra cupholder model was quickly knocked out of the spotlight for "Worst pony merchandise" in favor for the new and improved version.

And when you thought it couldn't get any worse, there's this.

Both links very much :nws:

# ? Jul 30, 2013 12:03

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

C.P.A.N. posted:

I refuse to accept that this isn't a bunch of hipsters with a lovely instagram filter over the top.

I thought that at first but there are no tattoos so it's genuine.

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HighClassSwankyTime: Jan 16, 2004

horriblePencilist posted:

I feel really ashamed for knowing this, but this isn't even the half of it.
The Lyra cupholder model was quickly knocked out of the spotlight for "Worst pony merchandise" in favor for the new and improved version.

And when you thought it couldn't get any worse, there's this.

Both links very much .

People who buy this are a disgusting menace to society.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 12:42

Guilty: May 3, 2003; Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity

Sorry if this is a repost:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMm71X7l1XA

Some sort of MLP electro concert?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 12:45

AdorableStar: Jul 13, 2013

horriblePencilist posted:

I feel really ashamed for knowing this, but this isn't even the half of it.
The Lyra cupholder model was quickly knocked out of the spotlight for "Worst pony merchandise" in favor for the new and improved version.

And when you thought it couldn't get any worse, there's this.

Both links very much .

It makes sounds when you spank it. :cry:

# ? Jul 30, 2013 12:59

Switchback: Jul 23, 2001

Crow Jane posted:

Bags of dicks.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 13:38

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

HighClassSwankyTime posted:

People who buy this are a disgusting menace to society.

"* POSSIBLY FOR SALE*

:cry:

# ? Jul 30, 2013 13:47

nuts_rice: Sep 6, 2010; Ohhh Yog Soggoth, be my teenage dream boat

that plush is one of the most awful things I have ever seen

found this little gem.

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Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

What does 'torqued penis' even mean?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:20

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

C.P.A.N. posted:

I refuse to accept that this isn't a bunch of hipsters with a lovely instagram filter over the top.

Too skinny to be anything in the past 30 years.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:26

nuts_rice: Sep 6, 2010; Ohhh Yog Soggoth, be my teenage dream boat

Frankston posted:

What does 'torqued penis' even mean?

well, since you asked...I'm guessing curved? Supposedly that makes intercourse better :confused:

# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:28

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Count Chocula posted:

I�m not sure where else to put this. Its a blog that makes fun of awkward food:
Cook Suck

The guy who writes this seems very angry. In one article he starts ranting about people who go to the gym because they want to look and feel good, then starts ranting about skinny people and fat people a couple of sentences later. I guess we should all be striving for... averageness?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:29

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

He probably meant 'turgid'. This one's a wordsmith.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:37

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Frankston posted:

What does 'torqued penis' even mean?

This should help you understand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E1JLR-h_bE

# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:39

HighClassSwankyTime: Jan 16, 2004

Rambling Robot posted:

"* POSSIBLY FOR SALE*

I'm sure there are weirdos out there who lust after second hand MLP love dolls

# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:59

Judge Tesla: Oct 29, 2011

Crow Jane posted:

You laugh, but my Grandfather got shouted at for not wearing a tie on the beach when he was a young man, and his father used to do the gardening in a full suit and tie, as was the way back then. :britain:

# ? Jul 30, 2013 15:33

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Two classics straight from my favorites playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebjwFVxbY_I

# ? Jul 30, 2013 15:48

permabanned: Aug 12, 2008; 優しい野菜

Vilepilot seems to have posted a thread here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562469
http://www.flickr.com/photos/casiocasiocasio/5662751643/

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AdorableStar: Jul 13, 2013

HighClassSwankyTime posted:

I'm sure there are weirdos out there who lust after second hand MLP love dolls

I didn't even consider the possibility that he would be selling one used. What the gently caress.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 15:51

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Those cats look like archaeologists at a looted artifact site.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 15:54

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

nuts_rice posted:

that plush is one of the most awful things I have ever seen

found this little gem.

Does he walk around with his dick hanging out? How would that be the first thing someone noticed about him?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:15

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

"Torque, moment or moment of force, is the tendency of a force to rotate an object about an axis, fulcrum, or pivot. Just as a force is a push or a pull, a torque can be thought of as a twist to an object." (Wikipedia)

I take it to mean that he has a corkscrewed penis, rather than just curved.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:21

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

"Torque, moment or moment of force, is the tendency of a force to rotate an object about an axis, fulcrum, or pivot. Just as a force is a push or a pull, a torque can be thought of as a twist to an object." (Wikipedia)

I take it to mean that he has a corkscrewed penis, rather than just curved.

I think he meant this, which is still really weird.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:28

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Oh, like a prince albert?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:56

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

Gorilla Salad posted:

Oh, like a prince albert?

Though he prefers to be called Sweet T now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9OyTpe1UcY

# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:05

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

permabanned posted:

Vilepilot seems to have posted a thread here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562469
http://www.flickr.com/photos/casiocasiocasio/5662751643/

Who is Vilepilot?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:15

unbuttonedclone: Dec 30, 2008

HighClassSwankyTime posted:

I'm sure there are weirdos out there who lust after second hand MLP love dolls

Just put it in the microwave.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:27

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

thylacine posted:

Just put it in the microwave.

Like warm apple pie.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:32

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

I did not like that video with the giant fuckable pony.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:36

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

The internet is slowly uprooting society

# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:45

cubivore: Nov 30, 2006; ^fuck _you, got mine

Frankston posted:

The guy who writes this seems very angry. In one article he starts ranting about people who go to the gym because they want to look and feel good, then starts ranting about skinny people and fat people a couple of sentences later. I guess we should all be striving for... averageness?

Yeah, cooksuck kind of sucks and is angry about everything, but in a really not funny way. That lovely food really isn't worth getting mind-frothingly angry about. I'm pretty sure he's a sexist too, don't feel like reading his site again though.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:11