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Ball Cupper
Sep 10, 2011

~beautiful in my own way~

Looks like my favourite band Sanctified has booted out a member! What a shame

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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Ball Cupper posted:


Looks like my favourite band Sanctified has booted out a member! What a shame

gently caress, do they only have 4 guitar players now?

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Slightly NWS for flying testicles.

:nws: http://imgur.com/88YOdtV :nws:

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

Ball Cupper posted:


Looks like my favourite band Sanctified has booted out a member! What a shame

Ahhh taking a page out of Stalin's playbook.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Unskilled Labour
Jul 23, 2009

Noni posted:

Does highway office furniture differ from normal office furniture somehow? I hope so because I would like to buy a desk made for high speeds.

Highways are named in Australia (e.g. Princes Highway, Western Highway etc). The sign probably says something like Princes Highway Office Furniture.

The Great Burrito
Jan 21, 2008

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!

Ball Cupper posted:


Looks like my favourite band Sanctified has booted out a member! What a shame

My favourite part is how they tried lining up the top couple rows of bricks then decided it was good enough

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

SAINTS ROW, BITCHES

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

:psyduck: Mario accidentally caused 9/11? Is that what this is saying?

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Ball Cupper posted:


Looks like my favourite band Sanctified has booted out a member! What a shame

I don't get it... wouldn't it just be easier to take another picture?

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Hydrolith posted:

:psyduck: Mario accidentally caused 9/11? Is that what this is saying?

Assuming it's real, I'm pretty sure it was made before 2001. Happens sometimes.

The video game Deus Ex (that takes place in the future) doesn't have the towers in the NY skyline because they didn't have enough texture memory for them or somesuch. So they explained their absense by saying that the towers had been destroyed in a terrorist attack, in a game released in 2000.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Hydrolith posted:

:psyduck: Mario accidentally caused 9/11? Is that what this is saying?

This picture contradicts Biggie Small's testimony so I don't know what to believe.

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

Kumaton posted:

SAINTS ROW, BITCHES

Note to self: make this my new avatar when I get paid.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Very tricky...

Like...even a duck-sized horse has pointy, painful hooves...but ducks are jerks, and a giant-sized one is scary.

But I'll go with the horse-sized duck, because I bet I could outrun it, at least.

Plus, 100 duck-sized horses is a LOT. If it were only, like...25 or 30, then I'd have to think about it more.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
A horse sized duck will kill you then rape you.

VanSandman has a new favorite as of 15:30 on Jul 31, 2013

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

DrBouvenstein posted:



Very tricky...

Like...even a duck-sized horse has pointy, painful hooves...but ducks are jerks, and a giant-sized one is scary.

But I'll go with the horse-sized duck, because I bet I could outrun it, at least.

Plus, 100 duck-sized horses is a LOT. If it were only, like...25 or 30, then I'd have to think about it more.
100 duck-sized horses could be killed by locking them in with a Roomba. Or a cat, for that matter.

You could probably just honk an airhorn actually.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I read somewhere that horses are loving stupid and just kill themselves if you don't take specific measures against this.

CyberLord XP
Oct 18, 2005

Goldie...She says her name is Goldie
http://www.kongregate.com/games/kongregate/super-duck-punch

Find out which is worse for yourself.

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002


Ha I beat the 100 horses. Not the hippo-sized hamster though.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

A horse-sized duck probably wouldn't even be able to hold itself up with its little twig legs, so I'm taking that.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

I fought 100 duck size horses and won, I wish I'd picked the duck.

Hippo sized hamsters are easy.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


I Before E posted:

A horse-sized duck probably wouldn't even be able to hold itself up with its little twig legs, so I'm taking that.

Horse-sized ducks used to exist, of course in what is now Australia. I sure as hell wouldn't want to tangle with anything with a skull like that. A hundred duck-sized horses any day.

Haji
Nov 15, 2005

Haj Paj
Well, a little bigger than a duck, but here you go, dog sized horses:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eohippus

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf

VanSandman posted:

A horse sized duck will kill you then rape you.

In that order if you're lucky

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Of course it's popular, everyone's dying to get in there

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

The only true answer lies here.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Hydrolith posted:

:psyduck: Mario accidentally caused 9/11? Is that what this is saying?

Yeah sure, "accidentally". Open your eyes man.

AutoArgus
Jun 24, 2009

Suitaru posted:

Horse-sized ducks used to exist, of course in what is now Australia. I sure as hell wouldn't want to tangle with anything with a skull like that. A hundred duck-sized horses any day.


Slug-shot would be your best bet. Barring that, just -run-.

Content!

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Suitaru posted:

Horse-sized ducks used to exist, of course in what is now Australia. I sure as hell wouldn't want to tangle with anything with a skull like that. A hundred duck-sized horses any day.

They still exist today on almost every continent, it's called an ostrich. :ssh:

cb rocks
Jun 10, 2004
sup m8s





:eyepop:

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

Learn this one trick a single-mom found. Xenos hate it.

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Quick, someone post a picture of a guy in a motorized scooter going through one of those drive through daiquiri stands.

But that's a lawnmower... I don't think the two are related.



spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

particle409 posted:

I don't get it... wouldn't it just be easier to take another picture?

Hey, if you have the time and money to hire a professional photographer for that kind of high quality image, then kudos to you I guess.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

I Before E posted:

A horse-sized duck probably wouldn't even be able to hold itself up with its little twig legs, so I'm taking that.

The square-cube law disagrees. As you increase the size of something its strength increases by the square of the increase while its volume (and hence weight) increases by the cube of the increase. Shrinking a horse to the size of a duck would actually increase the strength of the horse's legs relative to its weight.

Less science more pictures.



Should be "To eat is a blessing, economizing is a virtue" but it's a machine translation that was never checked by a native English speaker. (I suppose it wasn't checked by any English speaker, native or not).



Should be something like "Minority Nationalities Park" but apparently the first word has multiple meanings and someone picked the wrong one.

E: I'm an idiot who can't read. I Before E is absolutely right, a horse sized duck wouldn't be able to hold itself up.

Not My Leg has a new favorite as of 21:34 on Jul 31, 2013

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NewcastleBrown
Mar 15, 2004
The One and Only

Condoms to go? What a concept! My local condom shop makes you use them before you leave.

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