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User-Friendly posted:Reposting a classic. Every time I see that, I think the girl is someone I knew from highschool. What a sad little dormroom wine & cheese party to be invited to.
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Speleothing posted:Every time I see that, I think the girl is someone I knew from highschool. What a sad little dormroom wine & cheese party to be invited to. I love the  face he's sporting. Actually, it IS that exact face.
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Jul 31, 2013 06:05
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It's only missing a ton of grease and acne, though.
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Jul 31, 2013 06:11
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nutranurse posted:God, why didn't anyone anticipate all the creepy porn that would come with the Occulus Rift and its eventual successors? Mega64's latest video is on that exact subject: http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/qx69d2/mega64-a-rift-between-sexes
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Jul 31, 2013 06:24
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:It seems like a lot of female Goreans are really fat To be fair most of the guys are too. In general the whole fetish thing seems to be a rich vein of people compensating for being weird looking by slapping ladies or whatever.
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Jul 31, 2013 06:32
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My brother's a brony.  I was visiting my parents and went upstairs to say hi to him (he is 20 and still lives with them) and saw a rainbow dash hat with a long trailing mane thing and I said "why do you have a pony hat" and he said his "girlfriend" left it there. I asked Mom in private and she told me she's never seen this phantom girlfriend. Either way I gave him the benefit of the doubt and when I visited a few months later, there were now pony figurines lining his desk, and I found the same old hat PLUS some unicorn baseball cap with a big obnoxious horn hastily hidden in the minifridge. He kept his fedora in the open though. Oh, WELL.
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Jul 31, 2013 09:27
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Orange Harrison posted:My brother's a brony. Out of the mini-fridge and onto the streets!
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Jul 31, 2013 09:38
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Orange Harrison posted:My brother's a brony. Did you warn them they have at least another ten years before he moves out? 
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Jul 31, 2013 09:57
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Jul 31, 2013 11:13
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Speleothing posted:Every time I see that, I think the girl is someone I knew from highschool. What a sad little dormroom wine & cheese party to be invited to. Are you from Iowa? My friend and I say the same thing every-time we see this photo.
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Jul 31, 2013 11:51
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Scathach posted:Did you warn them they have at least another ten years before he moves out? At least there's some muscular definition.
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Jul 31, 2013 11:58
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Orange Harrison posted:My brother's a brony. At least he's embarrassed about it so he has some self awareness. Go tell him it's dumb and creepy, it might knock him out of an internet hug-box and make him realize how stupid it is.  http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/my-little-pony-gains-growing-legion-of-fans-from-left-field-20130405-2hbuz.html hemale in pain has a new favorite as of 12:22 on Jul 31, 2013 |
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Jul 31, 2013 12:11
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Yeah, I don't think so, next time goon goes to his brother's room he'll see a giant 48" plushy's vagina sticking out from the corner.
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Jul 31, 2013 12:25
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I wanted to push the envelope in the Simple Wikipedia thread by posting some Wikihow poo poo, but then I found http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-True-Friend and was a bit like 'whaaat'
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Jul 31, 2013 12:42
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Help Im Alive posted:Hello here is a person talking about an oculus rift anime maid game where you stick your dick into a controller This is absolutely incredible.
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Jul 31, 2013 12:54
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Call Now posted:This is absolutely incredible. quote:The future of erotic gaming is definitely getting closer. It has a future?
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Jul 31, 2013 12:54
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Jul 31, 2013 13:12
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Mega64's latest video is on that exact subject: http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/qx69d2/mega64-a-rift-between-sexes The nut grinder  .
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Jul 31, 2013 13:18
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That guy is all sorts of compensating.
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Jul 31, 2013 13:53
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Doctor Doodler posted:Wrong thread! Yes it is. The wrongest thread. User-Friendly posted:Reposting a classic. Drama club sticker makes it for me. Also saw this picture in a forgotten file yesterday. 
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Jul 31, 2013 15:10
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euphronius posted:Yes it is. The wrongest thread. I don't remember who this guy is, but he basically had a ton of videos online; in that one he's driving home back from McDonald's after none of his "fans" showed up for a Q&A
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Jul 31, 2013 15:47
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In another video he was nearly brought to tears because his morning fast food burger/sandwich took too long and said that all fast food places should just have the food ready and cooked and prepared for people like him. Matter of fact didn't someone manager to re-upload all his videos after he took his down for being a whiny baby? Non Serviam posted:I don't remember who this guy is, but he basically had a ton of videos online; in that one he's driving home back from McDonald's after none of his "fans" showed up for a Q&A Yeah in that video he had put up notice about his Q&A roughly half hour before it was going to happen. He said he held other Q&As before, which I can only imagine who would show up to those, accidentally or on purpose.
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Jul 31, 2013 15:56
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Non Serviam posted:I don't remember who this guy is, but he basically had a ton of videos online; in that one he's driving home back from McDonald's after none of his "fans" showed up for a Q&A It was chipotle and here's the video of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eec3vlpn14 Don't think it's the same video, though, since he isn't wearing that stupid hat in the chipotle video. e: I think that's someone reposting his videos since his McDonalds rant isn't there. e2: ah, here's the right channel and here's his big crybaby mcdonalds rant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JW94tJot2Q Good Citizen has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Jul 31, 2013 |
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Jul 31, 2013 15:57
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Good Citizen posted:It was chipotle and here's the video of it: The best part is he says in that video he announced it 15 minutes before and for some reason expected people to be queuing up to hear his opinions.
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Jul 31, 2013 16:11
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RillAkBea posted:The best part is he says in that video he announced it 15 minutes before and for some reason expected people to be queuing up to hear his opinions. Yeah, dude has a bad case of the sperg. I think he was run off of the internet when he got kicked out of somewhere (McDonalds?) for public masturbation.
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Jul 31, 2013 16:18
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More awful bar encounters! I was out with a friend last night and a guy interrupted our conversation to try and awkwardly hit on her. She told him to get lost and he responded with "Well gently caress you, you're fat anyway!" I started giggling and asked him if he seriously just resorted to calling her fat after getting turned down and he said this to me: "Yeah well, I had sex with two girls tonight, so I don't give a gently caress what you think. And if you don't stop talking to me right now I will assault you." His exact words. Assault me. Not slap or punch, assault. I hope he was just trying to use a bigger word for his threats of bodily harm and didn't realize the connotations that word has in regards to women because seriously, how big of a sperglord do you have to be to threaten to rape a girl for laughing at you? Anyway, I told him that if he tried anything the bar staff would be on him in a flash and then turned back to my friend in disbelief as he wandered off. I've never had bar banter escalate so quickly! It reminded me of those OkCupid guys who message a girl asking for a date, then call her an ugly bitch when she doesn't respond and say that they didn't like her anyway.
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Jul 31, 2013 16:19
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Back from when I was still loving up my grades at my last college... There was a guy who I knew for fire spinning. That in of itself was awesome. Then he replaced the fire with glowing dildoes. Shortly afterward, he asked if I was a furry. I said "gently caress no." Then he started telling me that everyone I knew was a furry (they weren't). After this, he confessed that he was in fact the furry. (No poo poo.) He then proceeded to make a fursona for me (a fox, whaddaya know) despite my best attempts to tell him that I wanted to be a goddamn Paramecium or Euglena if I had to play along with this bullshit (or at least make him shut up). Multiple times I screamed at him to get out of my room and stop hitting me with the glowing dildoes on shoestring. Neckbeard: check. Fox tail: check (and he proceeded to hide it in my bed, closet, dresser, etc). Brony: check. gently caress. Who the gently caress let him hold a gun.
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Jul 31, 2013 16:43
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  Other pictures include his EVE Online character, his Mass Effect fanart, and his pixel art fursona.  This guy was a year above me in high school and is now a brony. I was pretty good friends with his sister and we could always hear him shouting and banging poo poo around in his room because of how angry he was getting at video games, even when he was a floor above us.
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Jul 31, 2013 17:53
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Here's a guy I went to highschool with... in a Ontario city where about 0% of our population farms, works with cattle or otherwise should ever be seen wearing a cowboy hat. He's also a dad (of course).
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Jul 31, 2013 19:16
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I can't imagine the profound thoughts going through that head.
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Jul 31, 2013 19:32
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Druggachusettes posted:I can't imagine the profound thoughts going through that head. "Gotta start sellin dope again and get my life back together."
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Jul 31, 2013 20:13
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I like how, after getting splattered, he lit up a cig and smoked about half of it without bothering to wipe the mud off his lips.
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Jul 31, 2013 20:15
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Tin Miss posted:More awful bar encounters! The funny thing is, in a lot of jurisdictions what he just said could possibly be considered assault in and of itself just for threatening you with violence.
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Jul 31, 2013 20:19
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It came from Facebook: Oh yeah, and they have a child. And wait! Are these lovely tattoos! You got it! 
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Jul 31, 2013 20:23
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:Here's a guy I went to highschool with... in a Ontario city where about 0% of our population farms, works with cattle or otherwise should ever be seen wearing a cowboy hat. He's also a dad (of course). I never understood the whole faux-farm and faux-country personality some people have. I grew up in New Jersey, worked on a farm, had several friends who worked on farms, and grew up near a lot of farms. Me and all my farm friends dressed in non-farm gear outside of work, listened to alternative music and rap, and generally didn't partake in the "farm life" and country lifestyle. I moved to Northern Virginia and DC where farms were pretty scarce, but so many people would wear cowboy hats, talk about how working in farms and the dirt builds character and makes you a better man, and talk about tractors and country music like it was their lives. All this despite never working on a farm and their parents being government contractors making 400k/yr and living in places like downtown Fairfax and obnoxiously rich neighborhoods in Mclean. Not saying you have to be a super farm guy to dress a certain way, but the farms I worked on were never glamorous. The case usually was that the farms would be forced on descendents of farmers and they would only keep the farm operating because a lot of the farmland in NJ is "protected". So even if the owner of the farm and the property wanted to make it into something else or develop it, they couldn't since it was "protected farmland". And forget about selling the land, because who in their right mind wants to own a farm? So now there are hundreds of farms in New Jersey that could be developed into anything else and they make their money by selling fruits and vegetables on small farm stand to rich white couples who think it is quaint and adorable to buy vegetables from a farm stand because they are "fresh" and "not full of gross pesticides and preservatives" even though half of the product usually comes from other larger farms and they use just as much as pesticide as any other farm. Also a boner 
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prezbuluskey posted:
Your quick description got lost in the paragraph above it, so it took me a second to realize what was happening. I was like "What's supposed to be going on in this phot-ooohhhhhhh"
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Jul 31, 2013 20:55
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Nostrum posted:It came from Facebook: They both look like the dad.
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Jul 31, 2013 21:11
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It Came From Tumblr:  
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Jul 31, 2013 21:11
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Missing Name posted:Who the gently caress let him hold a gun. Just like many of these sperglords he probably thinks "anything old timey = classy" Also its a black powder cap and ball, I'd be more worried about him loading it than actually using it to shoot anyone.
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