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RazorBunny posted:
That poo poo is everywhere now. I'm in Silicon Valley, and people here LOVE to celebrate their "country roots." This place is the most stereotypical privileged suburban paradise, extremely safe and rife with modern conveniences, millionaires in pickup trucks and stores whose air is too expensive for the likes of me to breathe. But go to some San Jose born-and-raised girl's Instagram and see artfully edited photos of their cowboy boots posed next to a Mason jar full of wildflowers. Seriously, as country as it gets out here is wine country, and none of these people know rural. (E: although I do know a couple of people who have small vineyards or orchards and can their own poo poo or make their own wine. That's pretty cool. Ironically, they're usually not the ones bragging about how country they are.) I used to live on a farm in Jackson County, West Virginia, and THAT poo poo was rural. Our farmhouse burned down when I was little, and my family now lives in the less-rural city areas of WV. They do the same thing. Not a single one of them has ever been on a horse or even seen a cow up close, but you see their awful "SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY" memes on Facebook just the same. I get that you're proud of being from an economically depressed area that has made the "country's most unhealthy cities" list the last ten years running or whatnot, but you're a WalMart cashier, not a cowgirl, and your boyfriend is a meth dealer, not a rancher. Most of the people I know (myself included), whether from the super-privileged bay area or economically stagnant WVa wouldn't last five seconds on a farm or a ranch. Maggie Fletcher has a new favorite as of 05:51 on Aug 1, 2013 |
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I grew up in the country and every morning a cow would kick my face into pulp and then I moved to the big city and the hoof print scars on my face turned me into a literal god among men. I do not have to walk anywhere because I ride on seas of adoring fans who all want to touch my hoof-scars. I try to weep but they collect my tears and mix them into champagne. I hear it makes for an exquisite taste, but a goat ate my tongue when I was an infant because he was jealous of my mother's affection, so I will never taste the wine of my sadness. Have a famous(?) person(s?) looking awkward:
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Some lady goes nuts over some front yard rhubarb. http://youtu.be/yhG3iHvqmus
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JebanyPedal posted:Some lady goes nuts over some front yard rhubarb. Her voice makes her sound like she's trying to do an impression of a little goblin.
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On the topic of cowboy chat, my hometown was this delightful mix of having a huge government lab that almost everyone's parents worked at, and then also a storied ranch culture that meant like maybe 15% of kids actually had a farm, had cows, rode horses, and whatnot. Of course, a bunch of PhD scientists' kids decided they would become cowboys, so even though they lived in the suburbs of our town (which were very upper middle class and white), they still rolled around in their Wranglers, chewed tobacco, joined the Varsity Rodeo Team (yes, we had one), and, naturally, drove around with huge Confederate flags they had managed to mount into the back of their pickup trucks. They'd spend lunchtime practicing lassoing the nearest trash can, yell some slurs at the Mexican kids nearby, and then go home to their nice little urban two story houses. Funny enough, most of the kids who actually grew up on the farms in the area weren't into that poo poo at all, and couldn't understand why some kid who had just moved here from NYC joined the rodeo team and said he was a cowboy. Keeping with the theme of the thread, the most awkward story was when one of the more popular "cowboys" lost his wallet one day, and the person who found it also found some nazi paraphernalia (swastikas, SS logos, etc.) drawn in it. It was a brief scandal for a while because he didn't even try to deny it, but it blew over in about a day since people realized if they were mean to him they couldn't go to his parties anymore.
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More vegan insanity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpL2tFnYlQw just for the ending.
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Oh man, that droopy thigh fat coming out the bottom of its shorts is the best subtle detail of this picture.
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Celery Face posted:A gross middle aged woman and a younger nerdy creep on Extreme Cougar Wives brag about loving each other.
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Holy poo poo.... SHE IS WEARING A VAGINA ROUND HER NECK
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Rondette posted:Holy poo poo.... How did I miss that
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Moreoever, how did I miss the fact that her husband(?) has a bagel shirt?
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Kheldragar posted:Moreoever, how did I miss the fact that her husband(?) has a bagel shirt? what!? that's a man!?
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no_shit_columbo posted:what!? that's a man!? No.
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For about a page I was convinced that "bagel pants" were some sort of fat person pants that only have like one leg hole or something. But nope, literal bagels. Literal pants.
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Celery Face posted:cougar video They are making this up, it's too perfect.
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Rondette posted:Holy poo poo.... Just look up "yonic necklaces" on etsy and you'll find a shitton of those things.
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Maggie Fletcher posted:Most of the people I know (myself included), whether from the super-privileged bay area or economically stagnant WVa wouldn't last five seconds on a farm or a ranch. As a kid, I was often dragged off to visit the relatives on the farm during summer. It left me with an understanding of how much hard work's involved on one along with outhouses are horrible, never stand behind a cow, chickens are pure evil incarnate in poultry form, country-dark makes city/suburb-dark look like daylight, and after a weekend out there when you realize there's little to nothing to do for entertainment, you will appreciate city/town living even when it's not optimal. With that said, it absolutely floors me with how many of my friend and acquaintance base are almost obsessed with this living off the grid/country lifestyle when the closest any of them have been to it is one person grew up in an unincorporated suburb. With one, he grew up in New Jersey and just watches a lot of Duck Dynasty and wants to go off and live like that. Another who I've mentioned in previous versions of this thread is a neo-hippy pagan who plans on having her own little self sustaining compound independent of 'The Man' yet somehow still having high speed internet while spending every bit of money on anime and Dr. Who stuff to where she's already been evicted for non-payment and has something shut off until she gets someone to pay the bill out of sympathy and can barely keep what few livestock she's acquired since her last move healthy or even around. Trying to get them to at least rethink and research more about it before trying to buy land out in the boonies or livestock is like trying to push a boulder uphill with no help.
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M_Sinistrari posted:outhouses are horrible If an outhouse is horrible, it's been made by someone who doesn't know how to make an outhouse . (It's not as if the art hasn't been perfected in the time they've been around.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzd8oLgbWY People on Second Life, specifically after the 3:30 mark.
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M_Sinistrari posted:As a kid, I was often dragged off to visit the relatives on the farm during summer. It left me with an understanding of how much hard work's involved on one That is the real mystery indeed... 10,000 BCE.
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jidohanbaiki posted:Just look up "yonic necklaces" on etsy and you'll find a shitton of those things. I wish I hadn't done that.
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GIS can be a powerful tool for good or evil.
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appropriatemetaphor posted:For about a page I was convinced that "bagel pants" were some sort of fat person pants that only have like one leg hole or something. ...wouldn't that just be a skirt?
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jidohanbaiki posted:Just look up "yonic necklaces" on etsy and you'll find a shitton of those things. The bottom one.
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horriblePencilist posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzd8oLgbWY I love this guy. Trolling MMO shut-ins until they explode into homicidal rage should be a national pastime.
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M_Sinistrari posted:As a kid, I was often dragged off to visit the relatives on the farm during summer. It left me with an understanding of how much hard work's involved on one along with outhouses are horrible, never stand behind a cow, chickens are pure evil incarnate in poultry form, country-dark makes city/suburb-dark look like daylight, and after a weekend out there when you realize there's little to nothing to do for entertainment, you will appreciate city/town living even when it's not optimal. And now this thread is full of goons bragging about their country roots so that they can credibly make fun of other people bragging about their country roots. Edit: Content. That guy with no top teeth from a few pages back (Vilepilot?) also has a youtube channel. 1700 videos of creepy weirdo. Here is one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vffB1BSils Inevitable has a new favorite as of 16:14 on Aug 1, 2013 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:If an outhouse is horrible, it's been made by someone who doesn't know how to make an outhouse . (It's not as if the art hasn't been perfected in the time they've been around.) Granted the time at the farm is going back an easy 35-40 years ago and certainly coloured with all the 'I hate this' my not yet in school self could muster. And for content here's a slideshow of awkward family holiday photos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Ae-JcpiL8 It is worksafe, but if anyone clicks on the side for the awkward pregnancy slideshow there's probably some NSFW going on in the sidebar on that one.
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Who needs to hit the gym when you can deskercize
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Pilsner posted:Christ. Eh, who cares? These are probably the least horrifying thing in this whole thread. Stop being afraid of vaginas dude.
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horriblePencilist posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzd8oLgbWY That dragon guy loves the sound of his own voice saying cheesy lines he aped from cheap paperbacks. It's so weird how serious people are about that game.
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horriblePencilist posted:
Fitness is still impossible, I'd say.
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Flying Fortress posted:Eh, who cares? These are probably the least horrifying thing in this whole thread. It's a vagina you can wear on your neck so it's basically the only one he'll ever see.
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Pilsner posted:Christ. What's different about the bottom one? They all just look like vaginas to me?
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Flying Fortress posted:Eh, who cares? These are probably the least horrifying thing in this whole thread. Take a step back and think about people actually wearing these. Wearing jewelry modeled after genitalia is definitely awkward and would be considered gross by an overwhelming majority I would think.
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Pilsner posted:Christ. Do they sell frosted glass handcrafted artisan dick necklaces as well?
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Do they sell frosted glass handcrafted artisan dick necklaces as well? Not good enough, I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd need full on dick hats.
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Tardcore posted:Not good enough, I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd need full on dick hats. Looks like someone's compensating for something.
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Inco posted:Looks like someone's compensating for something. I am compensating for the lack of a penis on the top of my head.
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horriblePencilist posted:
Well shoot this isn't new. Nickelodeon had a whole half-hour show about doing this in like the early 90s.
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