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FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

1) Ask it what we are, on the off chance it says something besides 'a boy.'

2) Ask it if it desires anything from us.

3) Ask it if it has met travelers here before, and what happened when they approached the alter or took an artifact.

Diogines posted:

"A [???]". It makes a sound and it's lips move but the sound is pure gibberish. You don't know whatever that word it just used, is.

It was Cthulu, wasn't it? :ohdear:

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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

quote:

What is this place?
"A place."

quote:

Are you happy to be here?
"Yes."

quote:

Who, what, and where is that music being produced from?
"I do not know."

quote:

What did the 'person' that made you look like?
"My maker is shaped like me and has long white hair and skin lighter than yours and green eyes and wings like mine and are many-lots hands tall."

Your people, as you surely know, count one to ten, then lots, the many-lots. Length is measured by hand widths, fingers spread out. Many-lots hands is roughly anywhere from two and a half feet to the size of the cosmos. Your primitive village culture had limited use for counting, anything more than ten was well more than any sensible person need worry about.

quote:

Where are we to your senses, do you see the tree line?
"We are here. I see the trees."

quote:

When was the last time you saw your creator by sun rises and sets? Many or can you count them off your hand?
"Many-lots"


quote:

Any people ever die in your presence and why?
"No."


quote:

Ask the statue why you feel so at ease here.
"You feel the joy of my maker."


quote:

"What happens if a bird poops on you? Does it just stay there?"
"Birds do not poop here."

quote:

"Is anything going to hurt my friends over there? Either a monster or whatever is making them sleep?"
"Your pack member is safe here."

quote:

"If you were me, what would you do?"
It pauses for a long moment and places a hand on it's half finished chin as if it is concentrating on the purpose of existence. Which it might be.

"I... I do not know." The statue still sounds serene, but there is a hint of confusion in it's tone.



quote:

Ask it what we are, on the off chance it says something besides 'a boy.'
"You are a living animal."


quote:

Ask it if it desires anything from us.
"I do not."

quote:

Ask it if it has met travelers here before, and what happened when they approached the alter or took an artifact.
"No. No one but my maker and other [???] have come here."

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger
When the other beings come here do they touch or play with the other objects? Have the other objects always been here?

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Did your maker ever tell you why he didn't finish the other half of your body? Do you think your maker is still alive? If so, do you think there will ever be a day on which he will return to you? Do you know any good jokes?

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
Ask the angel to tell us about the 12 pretty art things. What is each art's name? What does each art do? Will it be ok if we take an art home with us?

Also, I feel like we should do whatever it is we are going to do here, and then beat it ASAP. If we fall a sleep here, who knows when we will wake up.

Deadly Ham Sandwich fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Aug 9, 2013

Eryxias
Feb 17, 2011

Stay low.
Ask:

What is the purpose of this place.
Are we(am i) safe?(he specified that our friend is safe, but not us)
What is the purpose of the various items in the room(specifically each of them)
are we allowed to take or borrow the items.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Ask: Are these your treasures? What do they do?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

quote:

When the other beings come here do they touch or play with the other objects? Have the other objects always been here?
"Other [???]. They came to visit my Maker. The other objects were made by my maker, after me."


quote:

Did your maker ever tell you why he didn't finish the other half of your body?
"Am I unfinished?" asks the statue.


quote:

Do you think your maker is still alive?
"He is still alive."


quote:

If so, do you think there will ever be a day on which he will return to you?
"I do not know."


quote:

Do you know any good jokes?
"I do not know."


quote:

Ask the angel to tell us about the 12 pretty art things.
"My Maker made them."


quote:

What is each art's name? What does each art do? Will it be ok if we take an art home with us?
To each the statue answers the same. "I do not know."


quote:

What is the purpose of this place.
"I do not know."


quote:

Are we(am i) safe?(he specified that our friend is safe, but not us)
"You are safe here."



quote:

Ask: Are these your treasures?
"No."

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Point at the white flute: Do you know how to play? Would you teach me?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

the_steve posted:

Point at the white flute: Do you know how to play? Would you teach me?

"Yes. Place the small end at your mouth and blow. Move your fingers across the top."

Your people have flutes, you know what one is, even if this one is very odd looking.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Diogines posted:

"Yes. Place the small end at your mouth and blow. Move your fingers across the top."

Your people have flutes, you know what one is, even if this one is very odd looking.

But do we know how to play? Or is that one of the myriad things Dad told us would piss off Asherah?
Either way:
Voting to play the flute.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

the_steve posted:

But do we know how to play? Or is that one of the myriad things Dad told us would piss off Asherah?
Either way:
Voting to play the flute.

Only if we play this with it.

Cathair
Jan 7, 2008

the_steve posted:

But do we know how to play? Or is that one of the myriad things Dad told us would piss off Asherah?
Either way:
Voting to play the flute.

Sure, let's give it a try.


"Do you know why you were made?"

If it says something smartass like 'yes', then: "Why?"

If an ambiguous or negatory answer, then: "Are you art, too?"

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

Cathair posted:

If an ambiguous or negatory answer, then: "Are you art, too?"

Ask if the [???] and the Maker are also art.

Shanakin
Mar 26, 2010

The whole point of stats are lost if you keep it a secret. Why Didn't you tell the world eh?
Would you like to be our friend? Would you like to come with us? Will we sleep here long if we sleep?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Ask if it's okay to take some of the art with you when you leave.

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Ask if his maker is with us now.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Play the Flute

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!

paragon1 posted:

Ask if it's okay to take some of the art with you when you leave.

Already answered. He doesn't know.

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!
Ask: How do you know that we are safe here?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Despite not having answers, or not sharing answers to many of your questions, the sweet, cheerful tone of the statue's answers have not changed. It's answers seem to be short and to the point. It does not seem inquisitive in the slightest, nor, does it seem to volunteer any more information than direct answers to your questions.

For the most part.


the_steve posted:

But do we know how to play? Or is that one of the myriad things Dad told us would piss off Asherah?
Either way:
Voting to play the flute.
You do not know how to play a flute, you are aware that you blow in one end and move your fingers across the top. The statue seems to agree with you on this point!


quote:

"Do you know why you were made?"
"No."


quote:

"Are you art, too?"
"I do not know."


quote:

Would you like to be our friend? Would you like to come with us? Will we sleep here long if we sleep?
The statue answers all 3 questions by saying "I do not know."



quote:

Ask if it's okay to take some of the art with you when you leave.
"I do not know."


quote:

"Ask if his maker is with us now."
No.


quote:

"Ask: How do you know that we are safe here?"
"Because there is nothing that can harm you here."

Diogines fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 10, 2013

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
If I fall asleep, how long will I stay here?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

my dad posted:

If I fall asleep, how long will I stay here?

"Till you wake up."

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




I vote that we take the flute and leave but before we go, we offer up a prayer to El and the Sky Giants, saying that we don't know what Sky Giant made this flute, but we believe one did. We will honor the flute by making more Art with it, in honor of whatever Sky Giant made it and in honor of El.

Then we try to play the flute as we leave, trying to somehow match the music that brought us here.

eta: We obviously take Danal and Monkey with us.

eta2: Also leave our necklace there. Add to the prayer that we leave this Art in its place, by a woman that we long knew as mother but no longer do.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Diogines posted:

"Till you wake up."

And how many days will pass before I wake up?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

my dad posted:

And how many days will pass before I wake up?

"I do not know."

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Do you understand me now? [in our mother's language, as close as we know]

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

my dad posted:

Do you understand me now? [in our mother's language, as close as we know]

You do not have the vocabulary to express that, the best you might be able to garble together is "Know me?" or "Know me days?"

To which it responds "Yes" in your native tongue.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
What is the oldest memory you have?

Why do you call those objects "art" ?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

my dad posted:

What is the oldest memory you have?
"I remember when my maker made my head."


my dad posted:

Why do you call those objects "art" ?
"Because my maker said so."

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

my dad posted:

Why do you call those objects "art" ?

Kinda makes me wonder how it would respond to "what is art?"

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
What else did your maker say?

What did your maker use to shape you?

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
Voting to take the cup, leave our spear. Then pick-up Danny and go.

After re-watching Indiana Jones movies, the cup seems like a good choice. Don't underestimate the simple cups power. Also, the cup appears plain enough to pass notice from the adults. We can hide the cup and still keep our nightly adventures a secret!

We will have to leave our spear behind. I don't think we can carry it and Danny at the same time.


edit: Actually, what do we have that we can leave behind? Spear. Loin-cloth. Anything else?

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Voting to take the cup, leave our spear. Then pick-up Danny and go.

After re-watching Indiana Jones movies, the cup seems like a good choice. Don't underestimate the simple cups power. Also, the cup appears plain enough to pass notice from the adults. We can hide the cup and still keep our nightly adventures a secret!

We will have to leave our spear behind. I don't think we can carry it and Danny at the same time.


edit: Actually, what do we have that we can leave behind? Spear. Loin-cloth. Anything else?

The seashell necklace our not-mother made us.

eta: Whatever we put in place, it needs to be something that could be called art (thus the necklace), something that might be a sacrifice (again the necklace), and I think something we can use to make more Art (thus the flute).

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

A Terrible Person posted:

Kinda makes me wonder how it would respond to "what is art?"

The statue gives you a confused look.

It places a hand on it's half finished chin in deep thought.

You wait.

You keep waiting.

When you ask your next question, the statue seems to still be stuck in deep thought.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
To the statue: Are you alright? Say something!
To the sky and stars: Hello, anybody there? Mr Angel? Anyone?

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




The statue is not going to answer any questions now because ATP broke it, it seems. Maybe this will cause its maker to come on down, or maybe we should just say our prayer and take something, then go. I still say the flute, if only because we can learn to play it on our trip.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

The statue does indeed seem to answer no more questions, at least as things now stand, it appears to be deeply conscentrating upon the nature of beauty.

Many options remain open.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Well we distracted one statue. Now let's confuse the other with a logical paradox and then we can steal all this treasure without anyone ratting us out.

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Kira Akashiya
Feb 2, 2013
E. You are not afraid but you are being cautious. Take Danal to the edge of the structure, then return to the platform.

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